THE TORCH OF REASON, SILVERTON, OREGON, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 1898. 4 Torch of Reason The Only Paper of Its Kind. Published Weekly by the Literal Uni­ versity Company, in the Interests of Constructive, Moral Secularism. J. E. Hosm er,.................... Editor P. W . Geer........................ Manager E ntered at the postoffice at Silverton, Oregon, as second-class mail m atter. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. One year, in advance..........................$1 00 Six m onths, in a d v an c e .................... 5G Three m onths, in a d v a n c e ................ 25 In clubs of five or m ore, one year, in a d v an c e .......................................... 75 .Money should t e sen t by registered le tte r or m oney order. Notice! A pencil m ark here denotes th a t your subscription will expire w ith the next nu m b er. You are earnestly requested to renew so th a t you m ay receive th e pa­ per w ithout in te rru p tio n . We have de­ cided th a t it is te s t for all concerned th a t we do not send papers longer than th e tim e paid for unless so ordered. T his will p revent any loss and we will know ju st wfiere we sta n d . We request you to send us th e nam es of Secularists who m ight become sub- s c rite rs and we will m ail sam ple copies. hi order to develop Ihe horse fo a nobler, more useful animal, we do not catch him wild and all at once put him into the harness of the modern .haft horse. The small, agile limbs of the wild deer could not be made to do the service ot the camel unless little by little it be trained and cultivated for the pur­ pose, and this would require a slow process, under right conditions, for ages. Missionaries worked bard with the American Indians for years,but we fail to know of one full- blooded Indian who occupies any­ thing but a very common position in the scale of civilization, and the forced civilization of a few has been at the expense of nearly the whole race. Leave the heathen to live and die in his own native shade, only treating him kindly, trading with him justly, keeping from his body and brain the liquid hell of rum, and he wqll grow as fast as it will be good for him. Contact with honest (not Christian) traders and truthseekers (philosophers) will leave its mark on his feeble mind and this will be transmitted to his offspring, and in nature’s own good time he will come up to a higher standard of life. lie had better trade places with a d« vil and hereafter take off his murderer’s mask. It is not true. There is 110 such god. It was the devil known to science by the name of “Disease Germs” that killed the little girls, and instead of building missionary- con fide nce-god Imuses, we must es­ tablish Liberal Universities, in or­ der to draw the attention of our people away from the imaginary gods, which do us no good, long enough to kill the re a l devils which do us much hurt. “ Let the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing,’’ hut let us w ho are rede« med by Science and honest thought, love and serve Humanity. T w e n ty F o re ru n n e rs . It is quite a question with us how best to get our scattered forces to­ gether so as to do the best work possible for the cause of Secularism. We are «letermined that nothing will keep ns from our purpose, and if one plan doesn’t work we will not be discouraged but try again. Our plan at present is to find twenty Secularists who will gel the T H U R S D A Y , SEPT. 22, E. M. 298 thing started by each buying an If by some act of divine Nature acre of land lying next to the Lib- • I the Martians should come to earth Let the H e a th e n R age. eral University tract, each building and try to teach us a new way of a neat little house. These twenty A minister once asked a little hoy navigating space, they would cei- will he the pioneers who are willing whose pants were out at the seat, tainly he unwise to take us up to a to sacrifice for the cause—make or why he didn’t go home and have great height and, giving us good break, sink 01 swim, live or die. his mother mend them. The little advice in regard to the use of wings, What will it cost ? It will cost fellow said, with a woe-be-gone give us a good send-off toward terra look: ‘‘Oh, ma, she ain’t at home; each of the twenty just five hundred firma; and yet this is what the she’s gone to soci’ty to sew for the dollars to buy the acre of land and poor heathen are suffering at the heathen.” How true an illustra­ build a fine little home, all com­ hands of the orthodox missionaries, tion this is of many mothers and plete, painted, striped and var­ ami the poor boys with ragged grandmother-men of our home of nished. We can get lumber, win­ pants and degenerating morals are the saint and land of the priest. dows, doors, nails, paint, etc., very paying the hills. While our heathen tax-collectors, cheap on account of buying in large the preachers,are gathering the pen­ In a sermon a short time since quantities. Thus we can make nies, the dollars and eagles in order the agent of one of the gods (we beautiful little homes for this small to force the p >or Hottentots into think it was the one that once or­ amount. Now the twenty pioneers the unnatural, galling, destroying dered one of his servants to murder will have many advantages, for the clothing of Christianity, many of all the men, women and children land will be cut up into lots, and as our own children are forced by neg­ taken in battle) told a story about soon as they get things started they lect into a condition worse than a Christian man who failed of doing can sell part of their lots for as heathen. his duty in giving for the support much or perhaps more than their The wild people of the world if of the missionaries. The man was house and land both cost. In this let alone do not suffer when in a a good man. He loved his family way it will not be a poor invest­ normal condition. It is onlv • dur- and seemed never so happy as ment from a financial standpoint, ing famine or pestilence, the same when taking them to some instruc­ and as far as h«* *lping our cause as it is with Christians during very tive entertainment or buying some­ along is concerned it will do more hard times, that they suffer. When thing for their comfort and happi­ than can be done in years and in a state of nature they are as ness, but when asked to help in the years of scattered cross-firing. Sev­ happy as the birds and the squir­ missionary work he always offered eral of these little homes could be rels, and it is absolutely wicked, “hard times” as an excuse. Final­ rented right now to parties who unjust, cruel to force them all at ly fever entered his home and his wish to attend or send their young once into the artificial ways of the two little girls, the pride and joy of folks to the University. more advanced races. It is as the poor man’s home, were taken As soon as the twenty forerun­ wrong to compel a Bushman of away. “And do vou know,” said ners get nicely located we will start Australia to live in a fine house, the preacher, “that I sometimes industries that we know will pay eat at a first-class hotel, or try to think that God in his mercy sent good dividends, and then otherR understand the meaning of a Meth­ this affliction on this man to teach will buy lots, build homes and help odist hymn as it would be to make him that ‘hard times’ is not a good to build up our University, Secular a wild goat wear pants, eat saw­ 'excuse for not carrying the gosjiel Church and a happy community of dust and sing like a nightingale. of Jesus to a lost world.” What workers for the greatest cause on The heathen are in a state of nature, doctrine to try to stuff down the earth. and are happier thus, lor it takes mental throats of thinking people! Who will he the tweuty to put ages and ages of slow growth to If a god has no better way of teach­ their names on this roll of honor to bring any auimal from a lower to a ing people good lessons than to be handed down to a Freethinking higher state of being. |foully murder their little children,\ posterity ? A n o th e r S h o t fro m th e E n e m y . Our readers will remember that a few weeks ago we mentioned in the News and Notes that certain parties had visited us and would send their children to school the coming year. Of course it pleased our friends that people from distant cities would patronise out iiiBlitu- tion, thus helping us with their money and influence, but of course there are people whose selfishness and liver-complaint together causes them to have overflow of the gall, so they immediately look about for some means of striking us in the hack, and this is what they did: they crept around in a manner best known to those who are afraid to stand erect and got word to our new found friends that the members of our faculty are very profane, and if the little boys are sent here they will be taught to swear. Now this, like all the useless spitework against our school, ie ut­ terly false. Of course some of us were brought up in orthodox fami­ lies and orthodox Sunday schools, and old habits are hard to break, but by the grace of good common sense we will help the young people to avoid the use of such foolish or­ thodox slaug as can be heard all over this great Christian laud. How we wish we could have been sent to a Liberal University when we were young! We might have been taught the true motive for us­ ing good language, instead of being lied to about “an awful hell for bad boys”. When orthodox boys are old enough to know that this hell story is false, they begin to swear, not having been taught true mo­ tives for using good English. Well, we wish to inform our friends that the “lyre bird” has been “headed off’; our new found friends are our friends still, and the boys will he on the deck of the great Liberal University steamer October 3rd, sailing toward the fair harbor of a liberal education. Abroad. Baker City is the great mining center of Eastern Oregon, as well as an important shipping point to the interior. These advantages have caused Baker City to become a town by no means small. I staid over night and a part of next day, visiting friends and making new acquaintances. The Spiritualists are quite numerous, and most of the Liberal work has been done under their auspices, and the Ma­ terialists hold back and do not identify themselves with the work. There is some chance and a great need for Secular work As I was strolling along the streets in the evening I saw a crowd gathered on the corner, and supposed it must he a religious gathering, but upon nearing I dis­ covered a young man standing upon a dry goods box addressing