« m i. i v n v n v/r The Licensed P rea ch er Ä & » \ , if v u have no h u sb an d , put on your “ sparking” clothes and get one w ithout further delay, and then ever after when you a re in doubt consult him and he will make all crooked things straig h t unto U .n ° 5011. \\ omen, keep silent, for 1 *US d °e‘S ,he gn<>d hook n recoin c o ," _ - ,“ en,J’ an<1 1 to this give my hearty approval. By l»<-v O ld Murr lity. M} L i t t e ( h ie s :— It p leases me not a little to see so m any of you at th e I ab»*rna(Te th is m o rn in g . I have much to sav, and I hope you will he both pleased and benefitted d)y. Some of the at thereby. Some of the things things th that lf This is a C h ristia n N ation, GOOD BOOKS In case Spain should declare war, what should be the a ttitu d e of the I uited States? For be it remem­ We can fu rn ish th e follow ing books bered th a t this is a “ C hristian na well bound in cloth ; good p rin t, sta n d a rd tio n ”. 1 he suprem e court has d is - > Si7..« tor th — e extrem ».»w ...... ely __ low pri *. ,,r tin c tly , a n d an a ffirm e d , , t h is to be a fa c t- ’n n T ’? ?tteh!1 lH'stage ib c e n ts.' i „ in ’t lo tak laKe e ad auvan 10 ' a , fail to v an tag e of th is offer a b u n d a n c e of “ p ro o f” on O rigin of Species ......... Cha*. 1 >arw in this point is supplied ouppm u by oy th me e re- r e - ; ' p L ‘‘s,‘Pnt “ f M»n ..... y<"i m ay hear are not to be repeat­ H e rb e rt Sj eneei Not alone in the wild ami woo ] |v p eated d e c la ra tio n s of e m in e n t the- , D a ta o f E th ic s ___ ed to your parents, hut \ our good judgm ent will twig the things th a t west are the ladies taking up arm s ologians affirming the sam e thing. f merRO«’8 Essays '* are to be kept from them . It is against this Holy Bible, but those All these affirm ations have, save History Frinch Revo'lu'tton0"1-® ’ “' a 1 by the American Sentinel and a I V 18^our® t?®of Epictetus very try in g on me to wear two fac­ of the eastern states have put on few other journals, gone gone uncnal- unchal- H y p a tia .................................. ,esent.......... T hom as C arlyle Chas. es and talk with two tongues, but their tfiinking caps’’ and they, too, --- .. .C h as. 1 Kingly From the popular point of ¿.‘’iobi'»«;i‘pby of Benj. F ran k lin having learned the preacher’s trade are talking ami w riting both day lenged. vi,H. I l „ r ,.f „ r ,. i ........, ............. ‘■‘'•'■’•'■."'"•■-'■ve B attle, 0 of iv 11....... ...... I am compelled to make mv living and night against this most holy view, therefore, it m ay he said that T U o rldl,.......................... E .C .C r e a s v rennygon’s Poems there can be no doubt as to the a, ,, » ,, by it, as I am incom petent to make hook. I hese intelligent eastern la­ S h elley ’s s Poem . , Shellev Poen s an honest livelihood in any of tin dies have lost their respect for the P1 “ P^r a ttitu d e of the I n ited S ta te s Longfellow a Poem s her belligerant neighbor, so u X e 8 .PT “s ordinary fields of labor. I make m in istry and they look upon us d i­ c toward „ . fe ’ Milton’s Poems this confession to you, as an honest vine messengers of peace and good ar as the question of her being a Hood’s Poems C hristian nation is concerned. Burns’ Poems confession is said to be good for the will to men as frauds. his being so, it is only to be ex- Byron’s Poems soul. How m any of the 113,000 Away down in K entucky they sky-pilots in this country could say put people in jail when they say a pected th at the n atio n ’s a ttiiu d e ShakApVeare’8 Poems JO N E S ’ R n n k as much if they were brave enough word against this precious Bible or toward Spain will be a C hristian PORTLAND^RE. to express their m inds? But they «peak disrespectfully of disiillcries spirit ^ f ' c ! 1 ' c Inar,ked by t be | 291 A lukk S t . will not do so, for should they him their honest convictions, they would he compelled to vacate their p u l­ pits. and saloon keepers. W hy, there is tin- Rev. C. C. Moore, of Lexington, who has become so accustomed to b ing cast into a dam p, gloomy bastile th at he becomes quite tired and lonesome when the jailer sets lim free. And in order to avenge himself against his persecutors he wrote a red-hot book, “ The R atio n ­ al \ iew”. He says th a t the father of J»‘sus ( h rist was a common Ro­ man soldier. If this be true, bow could Jesus be the son of Jeh o v ah ? Is it not a wonder th a t the people of K entucky do not send this gen­ tlem an to ja il for “ keeps”? 'p in t of C hristian charity. Our " - - ............, nation will “ suffer long” and still ! be “ kin d ”. She will not seek her I * ^ L n E R HARDESTY, own exhaltation; she will not re- I « n »ent an insult or an injury. Should Spain emite her on the one cheek Will practice in all courts of th e sta te , by sending a fleet o v e r and b o m - P»*via] a tte n tio n given to collections barding New Y ork City, she will ‘‘nd notary work- My little pets, as a class we are an incum brance upon the face of the earth. But oh, how short-lived we arc! Presently the American turn .1 , other cheek also, and allow SILVERTON, “ OREGON people will have dropped the scales the Spanish fleet to bombard San 1 _______b K h w a i , from their eyes, and they will see Francisco. And all this while she us as the light from the Porch of J . H , L y n n s. will love Spain and pray for her N . J a r m a n , Reason falls upon us. And then and seek to do her good. For all JERMAN & LYONS, w hat will the harvest be? Our hi» is plainly included in Chris- churches, tabernacles and joss- P A IN T E R S . ian conduct. W ill our nation do houses will all be replaced by good his? Does the suprem e court or schools and various tem ples of sci­ House, sign and carriage p a in t­ ence. No sky-pilot will ever after There has recently sprung up in any of the theologians who have so ing. P aper-hanging and interior cloud and darken the brain of our New ’f ork a religious sect who call positively affirmed th a t “ this is a decoration a specialty. Charges C histain m atio n ” believe th a t she reasonable. Work guaranteed. American people. Oh, happy day, them selves the “ Holy R ollers”. will conduct herself th u s in the when these things come to pass! O h , Ib is s* ct is adding hundreds to its happy day, when the socalled “ ho­ ranks. They take the Holy Bible event of a d 'd a r a tio n of war from ly” Bible will 1 ave been cast aside as th e ir guide, and thousands of Spain? Not one o f them believe so, M'MILLAN & PITTMAN it is safe to say; and yet — such is as a most senseless and useless country people come from afar to the inconsistency of hum an nature com pilation of obscene boo - doo listen to the new sect. We now trash. have 144 religions to fight the dev- — they will no doubt hold to the idea of the C hristian character of My pets, perhaps some of \ ou ii with. J wonder what Col R G this nation while with her arrnv will Jive in this happy tim e to Ingersoll will aay when thU n e w i " " ; H“ 1" ’", Whi‘e With ,ler a rm V religious sect will have converted and T® ‘8 ta k ln 8 O'® for eye ----- All k in d s of choice------ come. As it is hastening h ith er­ the entire city of G otham . Must o n i,t ‘ ° rJ o<,th fr°™ her antag- ward with rapid strides I tru st you aureiy he will com m it “justifiable cardinal'" ’ 'T '" ® V!‘,la t'" s the ...F R E S H M E A T .. will he prepared to welcome it with sulci,le” . Then again, he m ay he ^ u c , ^ . 'T f / ChriS' ian Always on h an d and sold a t «lad hosannahs piped on ra m ’s horns and silver tr'um pets-sixh'L ” C<’“ ® * “ H° 'y Roller” a,‘l1 his th at Strain b, n . S° '° »dver trum pets to one ra m ’s horn Inany’ a n t *-religious w riting- at the thing else 10 “ n a n .v- S ta n d a rd * P rices sixteen r L ' s .....os to one silver ‘erm inus *h<‘ a ,, B 11 um pet, according to your fathers’ * tru ,'g,‘ ‘hm gs are occurring these th at “ this is a C hristian n ath m ’’ politics. d y 8’ and should not he aston- not intended to serve as a X - It pains me to note th a t several o n ! ii ? '• I " g''r' ' ’ll becomes a ! principle of national conduct 2 , t i di- ' h e t , d riglR .m 2 X X S subject : V X ' L X 0 3 ' T . h e : B ^ X r 'V « nnts ,0 know of „ m atter she ^ y . 1" 1“ r S’ ilS- J COhS,i,ution should ask her fool of a husband concerning il? Now why do these poor, m isguided ladies not consult M eeting is now dismissed. Amen. "I .. 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