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F A M IL Y ..... B O Y H O W P Y !
You know you live in Oregon when TSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
“Vacation ” means going to Portland for the weekend.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit deer; some, more than once.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You often switch from “ heat” to “A/C ” in the same day.
You know all 4 seasons: almost raining, raining, still raining & construction.
Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through a blinding rain during a storm, without
flinching.
It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you ’re in a rush because
_______ _______ you have to stop and talk to everyone in town._______ _______
Is this a face only a mother could
lo v e o r what?
Do you know who this is? Looks like a mug
shot to me....
Hug
Your Kids...
They look
up to YOU!
T o te m P o le
N e w Y e a r’s E v e
P rim e R ib D in n e r w ith a ll th e e x tra ’s!
Baby
New Year
wants to
know...
What will
you do
different
this New
Year?
C o m e J o i n U s ....
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