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Page A-10 Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, Ore. Wednesday, December 19, 2018 Mrs. Clemmens: Second grade Dear Santa, I want to know how the reindeer Fly? I know some thing or two about you! Like I know you watch over us to if we are bad or good. Please could you bring me a pet puppy? P.S. I also please,please want an elf on the shelf. I really don’t want there to be any robbers in this world. What do you class a sun bathing puppy? A HOT DOG. Where do little dogs sleep on a camp outs? In a pup tents. Have a safe trips. Love Kimora Dear Santa, Santa how old are you? Why are you so Awesome!!! I want to get $2000 dollars. For the world I would like everyone to be rich. What do you get if you cross a snowball with a shark? Frostbite. Santa, I will set some cookies out for you. Tristan Dear Santa, How do you get down the chimney when there is not a chimney? Write down the answer right here right on this line. ____________________ ____ How does the reindeer fly? Can I have a Minecraft toy please Santa. That’s all I would like. Thank you!! I wish for the world to be nice. I will leave candy cane for you! I love you Santa, Charlotte Dear Santa, How jolly, jolly are you? When do you have time to eat cookies? How does Rudolph nose glow? I will make cookies for you Santa. Can I have a phone and a tablet? Santa I would like every kid in the world to be able to see their real family for Christmas? Why did the puppy jump into the river? He wanted to chase the catfish! Where do little dogs sleep on camp outs? In pup tents. Love Holley and Able Dear Santa, I hope you have a good summer and Christmas Eve. I want to know your elf again, at least meet him. Do you want to know my jokes? Why did the skeleton did not cross the road? Because it didn’t have the guts. Ha! Ha! Santa, could you bring a three wheeler if the car broke down. I would like an electronic robot that does not like height. It’s tiny. Dear Santa, please come to house so I can see you. You can help me make cookies for your wife and you!! Nate Dear Santa, How many elves do you have? How do you know where everyone’s house is? How do you eat all of the cookie? Please Santa, can I have an art set? I want the world to have the best day. Why is a reindeer like a penny? It’s head is on one side and it’s tail is on the other. I can’t wait to see you from, Mykayla Dear Santa, How do your reindeer fly? Can Shelly, my elf comeback for Christmas? I would like a guitar and a drum set for Christmas please. I want the people in the world to be happy. Why couldn’t the ghost have exact chains? Because they kept falling off! Santa, I love you, Izack Dear Santa, Do you have slippers that look like your reindeer? How does your reindeer fly? Is it with fairy dust? May I please have some Road Blocks for Christmas? Sometimes I help my mon with chores. Santa, I would like some cough drops for Christmas too. I like to have stuff animals. Will you be my friend and wake me up when you get to my house? I wish that the homeless people could have homes with stuff in it. I have a hat for each of your reindeer! Logan Dear Santa, How do you know where everybody’s house is? How many elves do you have? How do you know what everyone wants for Christmas? Can I please have an set for Christmas? I would like the world to have the day day!!! What do you call a sunbathing puppy? A hot dog!! Dear Santa, How long is your bread? How tall are you and are you bald? I would like Pokémon lets go peek-ochoo also pielesee Kerby Star Allies and a Switch. I wish that the world to have a magic star just like Santa so their sleigh can fly. Justin Dear Santa, How do you know if kids have been good or bad? Dear Santa, Will you please bring me a sega and a Nintendo switch? I would like the world to be peaceful. Why does Santa, Clause plant a garden? He liked to go ho, ho, hoe!!! Why did Jack Frost call the doctor? He had a window pane. Sincerely, Azzy Dear Santa, Do you have slippers? Do you have a green elf costume for the elves? For Christmas I would really like a tablet, please. I would like a new elf for Christmas too. For the world I would like the world to have enough food. I would like clean water for people to drink. Why did the hen cross the road? He went to see Santa. Where do you take a sick puppy? To the dogtor!!! Why did the puppy feel so frisky? She had a new leash on life. I Love Santa, Grace Dear Santa, How does your sleigh fly? What does Mrs. Claus do for you? Santa, I know I’ve been a little bad and a little good this year and if I’m on the good list can I please have a nerf gun? I wish for the world that everyone will have a good Christmas. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus on a stormy Christmas Eve? Come see the RAINDEER!!When frosty the snowman comes in last in the race? He’s Frosty the Slowman. P.S. I might have cookies for you and I love you! Alex Dear Santa, How do all those presents fit down the chimney? How do you know where everybody’s house is? Santa, I’ve been kind of good this year. I would like an electric barbie car. My wish for the world is for people to be in peace and no more yelling. Here is a joke. If a carrot and cabbage ran a race who would win? The cabbage because it is a head. Where do little dogs sleep on camp out? In pup tents. P.S. Be careful the fire might be going!!! Elizabeth Dear Santa, Why do your reindeer fly? Can I have some Legos and a batman Legos set. I love you Santa! I would like everyone to get along. Christian Dear Santa, How many elf do you have? How do you know where everyone’s house is? How can your sleigh fly? Please , for Christmas I would like a hoverboard. How do you eat all of those cookies? Where do little dogs sleep on a camp out? In pup tents. What kind of trees like best? Dogwood because they bark. What should you do if puppies chew your riddle book? It takes the words right out of it’s mouth. Thank you. I love you Gracie Dear Santa, I wonder how many elves you have and how many kids are in the world? Santa can I please have my own sled? Also can I have a white board please. I wish for happiness in the world. Where do little dogs sleep on camp outs? In pup tents. What did the puppy say to the flea? Don’t bug me!! Savannah Dear Santa, How many elves do you have? How do you go to all those houses in one night? How many reindeer do you have? I have been very good this year so can you please bring me a fingerling? Can you get me a orbies spa, too? My wish for the world is for everyone live in peace. Why did the dog jump in the water? Because he wanted to catch the cat fish!! What is the best month to cut a tree down? A Septemberrr!!!! What do cats have that no other animals have? Kittens? P.S. You have to turn the key to open the door. Love Miya Dear Santa, How do your reindeer fly? What are your reindeer names? Santa, please can I have legos and I wish my dad has a day off. I wish everyone will be happy. What weighs tow tons, flies and pulls Santa’s sleigh? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rhinoceros! What kind of lunch will you have if you cross an iceberg and a polar bear? A brrr grrrrr. Have a safe fly! Love Akasha Dear Santa, Santa, I don’t want a toy. I just want my family to be at my house and I really do not care what I get. I just love my family. Be careful at night. Natalia Dear Santa, How are do doing? How many elves do you have? I would like a puppy and a Nintendo switch. Why did Santa Claus eat a snail? Because he doesn’t like fast food. What do you call a reindeer in a desert? A lost reindeer!! I would like there to be peace in the world. Ethan Dear Santa, How many reindeer do you have? How long is your beard? How do you get in the chimney? How does your sleigh fly? How much cookies can you really eat? I’ve been really good, I’s like a Nintendo switch and an iphone, please! I wish that everyone in the world has enough money for Dutch Bros! Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side. Austin Dear Santa, How many elves do you have? How old are you? I would really like a tablet for Christmas. My wish for the world is for everyone to be nice to each other! Jun Dear Santa, I want to know how many elves do you have? How many reindeer do you have? And the last thing I want to know is how can you fit all those presents down the chimney? Santa, I’ve been good and bad for Christmas. Can you deliver a camera and barbies to me for Christmas? My wish is that no one would litter and for all the families to have a holly jolly Christmas. What did the tornado say to the other tornado? I’ve got an eye on you! What food talks the most? Tacos!!! Knock Knock? Whose there? Boo Who! Don’t cry, it’s only a joke! Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? It did not have the guts to do it. Sincerely, Emily Dear Santa, I want to know how do you eat all of those cookies? Do you have a pet? I would like a new car for Christmas. :) Please, Santa could you please bring me a LOL doll, thank you!!! My wish for the world is I would like peace. World peace. How did the puppys kiss their dad? They lick their paws! Ha Ha. What would you get if you crossed a gold fish and a puppy? A Guppy. P.S. Do you like apples? I’ll leave some out for You!!! Paisley :) Are you struggling with opiate addiction? Siskiyou Community Health Center has a Medication Assisted Dear Santa, Santa, Do you really like to say Ho, Ho, Ho? Is Rudolph smart? Santa, I would like a x00x 350 and a boogotee hot-wheel for Christmas. My wish for the whole world is for everyone to have a Lamborghini for Christmas. What does a frog say when it sees something terrific? Toadlly!! What would you get if you crossed a matt and a poodle? A muddle!! 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