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May 7, 2009
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KDRV
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Wheel of
Ugly Betty “The Born Iden- Grey’s Anatomy “What a
Fortune (N) tity” (N) (CC)
Difference a Day Makes”
KTVL
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
Survivor: Tocantins (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investi- CSI: Crime Scene Investi- News (N)
gation “Hog Heaven”
gation “Say Uncle”
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
KOBI
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
My Name Is Parks and
Earl (N)
Recreation
The Office
(N) (CC)
News (N)
Tonight
Show
KMVU
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
Bones “The Critic in the
Cabernet” (N) (CC)
Hell’s Kitchen (N) (PA)
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
KSYS
News-Lehrer Second-
Health
The This Old House Hour Oregon Ex-
(CC)
perience
A&E
CSI: Miami “Double Jeop-
ardy” (CC)
The First 48 “Moving Out;
Among Thieves”
COM
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama
Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC)
DISC
How It’s
Made (CC)
DISN
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
ESPN
NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal Game 2 -- Teams TBA. (Live)
ball
(CC)
How It’s
Made (CC)
Dirty Jobs “Snake Re-
searcher” Water snakes.
Michael J. Fox: Incurable
Optimist
30 Rock (N) Southland “Two Gangs”
(CC)
(N) (CC)
News (N)
TMZ (N)
(CC)
American Masters “Good Ol’ Charles
Schulz” (CC)
News (N)
Dirty Jobs “Egg Farm”
(CC)
››› Lilo & Stitch (2002, Comedy)
Voices of Daveigh Chase. (CC)
Wizards-
Place
Krod Man-
doon
South Park
(CC)
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
Daily Show- The Colbert
Jon Stewart Report (N)
Wizards-
Place
Hannah
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
Zack & Cody That’s So
Raven (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
››› Dirty Dancing (1987) My Fake Fiancé (2009) Melissa Joan Hart. A man and a America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
Jennifer Grey. (CC)
woman fake an engagement for financial gain.
Videos (CC)
HBO
›› Cassandra’s Dream
(2007) Ewan McGregor.
HIST
Modern Marvels “Coin Op- Gangland “Everybody Kill- Gangland “Stone to the
erated” (CC)
ers” (CC)
Bone” Black P. Stones.
LIFE
Reba “The
Rings” (CC)
MTV
The Phone Assassination
attempt. (CC)
Real World -- Road Rules Made “Ladies Man” (CC)
Challenge (CC)
Taking the Stage (Season Finale) (N)
(CC)
NICK
Drake &
Josh (CC)
SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im-
provement
George Lo-
pez (CC)
SCIFI
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “The Birthright”
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “The Birthright”
››› Star Trek: First Contact (1996) Patrick Stewart, Jonathan
Frakes. Half-robot Borg tries to sabotage a rocket flight.
TBS
Seinfeld
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Friends (CC) Friends (CC) ›› Road Trip (2000) Seann William Scott. Four college
pals set out to retrieve an incriminating tape.
TNT
Law & Order “Driven” (CC) ›› Deep Impact (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni, Elijah
(DVS)
Wood. A large comet is on a collision course with Earth. (CC)
USA
Reba “See-
ing Red”
Drake &
Josh (CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
NCIS “Honor Code” (CC)
Friday Evening
7 pm
7:30
Soloist: First Grey Gardens (2009) Drew Barrymore. The lives of
Look
Edith Bouvier Beale and her daughter Edie. (CC)
Real Sex 19 (CC)
Warriors “Islands of Blood” Extreme Trains “Ice Cold
(N) (CC)
Express” (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace ››› The Interpreter (2005, Suspense) Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn. A Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
U.N. translator overhears an assassination plot. (CC)
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
House “Clueless” (CC)
Home Im-
provement
House “All In” (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Law & Order “Corner Of-
fice” (CC) (DVS)
NCIS “Witness” (CC)
8:30
9 pm
9:30
10 pm
Taking the
Stage (CC)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
Friday
8 p.m. on KDRV
Law & Order
May 8, 2009
11 pm 11:30
10:30
Happy Feet: Also known as the movie that beat
James Bond (“Casino Royale,” specifically) at the
American box office, this joyous animated treat
from director George Miller (“Mad
Max”) follows the odyssey of a pen-
guin (voice of Elijah Wood) who
can’t carry a tune like so many of
his peers — but he sure can dance,
thanks to the computer-applied
moves of Savion Glover. The all-
star voice cast also includes Robin
Williams and Nicole Kidman.
furiously paced 2003 saga of a hit woman (Uma
Thurman) seeking revenge after barely surviving
a massacre on her wedding day. Her main target
is the mastermind of the attack, her boss (David
Carradine) — the Bill of the title; Lucy Liu, Daryl
Hannah, Michael Madsen and Vivica A. Fox play
others she’s after.
Sunday
7 p.m. on KMVU
Sit Down, Shut Up: Hoping to impress the PTA,
the faculty and staff of Knob Haven High School
throw a party at Huey Lewis’ house, but, as usual,
they can’t resist shaking things up: Helen (voice of
Cheri Oteri) tries to reinvent herself, Larry (voice
of Jason Bateman) tries to make Miracle (voice of
Kristin Chenoweth) jealous with his date, and Wil-
lard (voice
of Henry
makes a wild booze
is open
to Winkler)
help you...
run in the new episode “Back in Time.”
The Kerby
Transfer Station
Monday
Hours: 8 p.m. on KTVL
Mondays - Saturdays
The Big Bang Theory: Af-
9:30 a.m.
2:30
p.m. around their
ter to
mostly
dancing
relationship
—
or lack of one
For more information
— for two seasons, neighbors
phone (800)
922-1025
and friends
Leonard and Penny
(Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco) fi-
nally take a moment to reconsider
their feelings for each other as he
prepares to depart for a three-
month science expedition. Jim
Parsons also stars in the season
finale, “Monopolar Expedition.”
Saturday
8 p.m. on TNT
Star Trek:
Next Gener.
Burn Notice “Turn and
Burn” (CC)
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8 pm
Michael J. Fox: Adventures of an Incurable
Optimist: Four-time Emmy winner Michael J. Fox
had every reason to become bitter and pessimis-
tic after his career was derailed by Parkinson’s
disease, but instead he has channeled his energy
into being an activist for optimism. In this upbeat
one-hour special, the actor travels the globe to talk
to people, both famous and not, about the endur-
ing strength of hope.
Deadliest Catch “Put Up or Dirty Jobs “Snake Re-
Shut Up”
searcher” Water snakes.
FAM
Unnatural
Dis.
Thursday
10:02 p.m. on KDRV
Nightline (N)
(CC)
The First 48 “Motel No-Tell; The First 48 “Up in Smoke; The First 48 After the ar-
Brotherly Love” (CC)
Shot in the Dark”
rest. (CC)
South Park
(CC)
Critic’s Choice
Kill Bill: Vol. 1: Violence, and ex-
tremely graphic violence at that, is
hardly in short supply in director
Quentin Tarantino’s (“Pulp Fiction”)
Monday Evening
7 pm
7:30
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10:30
KDRV
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Wheel of
››› Happy Feet (2006, Adventure) Voices of Elijah
Fortune (N) Wood, Robin Williams. Premiere.
20/20 (CC)
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
KDRV
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Wheel of
Dancing With the Stars The celebrities
Fortune (N) perform. (Same-day Tape) (CC)
Surviving
Suburbia
KTVL
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
Ghost Whisperer Melinda
prepares for her wedding.
NUMB3RS “Greatest Hits”
(CC)
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
KTVL
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
Big Bang
Theory
Engagement CSI: Miami “Dissolved”
(N) (CC)
KOBI
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
Howie Do It Howie Do It Dateline NBC (CC)
(CC)
(CC)
News (N)
Tonight
Show
KOBI
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
Deal or No Deal (N) (CC) Medium “How to Make a
Killing in Big Business”
KMVU
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
Prison Break “Cowboys &
Indians” (N) (CC)
Friends
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
KMVU
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
House “Both Sides Now”
(N) (CC)
KSYS
News-Lehrer NOW on
PBS (N)
KSYS
News-Lehrer America’s
Heartland
Antiques Roadshow “Hart- American Experience “We Shall Remain: Art Sin-
ford, CT” (N) (CC)
Wounded Knee” (N) (CC) (DVS)
sabaugh
Flashpoint “Last Dance”
(N) (CC)
Dollhouse “Omega” (N)
(CC)
Washington WealthTrack Bill Moyers Journal (N)
Week (N)
(CC)
News (N)
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Austin City Limits “Alejan- Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
dro Escovedo” (CC)
How I Met
Two and a
Half Men
24 “Day 7: 5:00AM -
6:00AM” (N) (PA) (CC)
Castle “A Death in the
Family” (N) (CC)
May 11, 2009
11 pm 11:30
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
Medium “The Man in the
Mirror” (N) (CC)
News (N)
Tonight
Show
News (N)
Friends
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
A&E
CSI: Miami “Driven” Marisol CSI: Miami A hostage situ- CSI: Miami “Cyber-lebrity”
witnesses a robbery.
ation turns into murder.
(CC)
CSI: Miami “Inside Out”
(CC)
Criminal Minds “Seven
Seconds” (CC)
A&E
CSI: Miami “Free Fall”
(CC)
Intervention “Derek” (CC)
Intervention “Anthony” A
rough childhood. (CC)
Paranormal Paranormal Paranormal Paranormal
State (N)
State (CC)
State (CC)
State (CC)
COM
Scrubs “My
Rabbit”
Scrubs (CC) American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006, Com-
edy) John White, Steve Talley. (CC)
Com.-Pres-
ents
Christian Finnegan: Au
Contraire (N) (CC)
COM
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs “My
Hard Labor”
Jeff Dunham: Arguing
With Myself (CC)
Futurama
(CC)
South Park
(CC)
DISC
How It’s
Made (CC)
How It’s
Made (CC)
Doing Da Vinci “Scythe
Chariot” Bladed chariot.
Doing Da Vinci A multi-
cannon machine gun.
DISC
MythBusters “Myth Revolu- MythBusters “Swimming in Weaponizers “Mad Max”
tion” (CC)
Syrup” (CC)
(Series Premiere) (N)
Doing Da Vinci “Self-Pro-
pelled Carts” (N)
MythBusters “Swimming in
Syrup” (CC)
DISN
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
Wizards-
Place
DISN
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
Kim Possible: So the Drama (2005)
Voices of Christy Carlson Romano.
Wizards-
Place
Wizards-
Place
Zack & Cody That’s So
Raven (CC)
ESPN
NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal Game 3 -- Teams TBA. (Live)
ball
(CC)
ESPN
Baseball Tonight (Live)
(CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
Baseball
Tonight
NFL Live (N) SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
(CC)
FAM
That ’70s
Show (CC)
Greek “Guilty Treasures”
(N) (CC)
››› Mean Girls (2004) Lindsay Lohan. A teen be-
comes friends with three cruel schoolmates. (CC)
HBO
›› Waitress Alzheimer’s The Alzheimer’s Project
(2007)
Detecting the disease. (N)
Mega Disasters Potencial
asteroide. (CC)
HIST
Modern Marvels Custom
machines harvest crops.
Modern Marvels “Commer- Gangland “Root of All Evil” Ax Men “Clash of the Ti-
cial Fishing” (CC)
MS-13. (CC)
tans” (N) (CC)
Life After People “The
Capital Threat” (CC)
Wife Swap “Paiss/Davis
(Husband Swap)” (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
LIFE
How I Met
Will & Grace Will & Grace Intimate Stranger (2006) Kari Matchett, Peter Outer-
(CC)
(CC)
bridge. A man stalks his former girlfriend. (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
Fantasy
Fact.
Fantasy
Fact.
Real World -- Road Rules
Challenge (CC)
MTV
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Home Im-
provement
NICK
Drake &
Josh (CC)
SCIFI
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “The Bonding”
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration (CC)
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “The Enemy”
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “The Price” (CC)
TBS
Seinfeld
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
My Name Is My Name Is Seinfeld
Earl (CC)
Earl (CC)
(CC)
›› The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) Vin Diesel. A
fugitive fights an invading ruler and his army. (CC)
TNT
NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal -- Teams TBA.
(Live) (CC)
Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) Law & Order “I.D.” (CC)
(DVS)
Law & Order “Return”
(CC) (DVS)
House Foreman meets with House “House Divided”
his father. (CC)
(CC)
USA
NCIS “Ravenous” (CC)
WWE Monday Night Raw (CC)
In Plain Sight “Rubble With
a Cause” (CC)
Suite Life-
Deck
Doing Da Vinci (CC)
Phineas and ›› Chicken Little (2005, Comedy)
Ferb
Voices of Zach Braff, Joan Cusack.
Hannah
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
HBO
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detec-
tive Agency (CC)
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detec-
tive Agency (CC)
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detec-
tive Agency (CC)
Ship of Gold (CC)
Modern Marvels “Truck
Stops” (CC)
Patton 360 “American Blitz- Ancient Discoveries “An-
krieg” (N) (CC)
cient Death Machines”
LIFE
Reba “Terry
Holliway”
Will & Grace Will & Grace Wife Swap “Harris/Van
(CC)
(CC)
Noy” (CC)
MTV
College Life College Life Steve-O Beyond and Back Fantasy
(CC)
“Election”
Fact.
NICK
iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob George Lo-
pez (CC)
SCIFI
››› Star Trek: First Contact (1996) Patrick Stewart.
Half-robot Borg tries to sabotage a rocket flight.
Moonlight A suspected
murderer kidnaps Beth.
TBS
Seinfeld
(CC)
››› Ocean’s Eleven (2001) George Clooney, Matt Damon. A suave
ex-con assembles a team to rob a casino vault. (CC)
TNT
Law & Order “Home
Sweet” (CC) (DVS)
USA
NCIS “Under Covers” (CC) House House takes on a
teenage faith healer. (CC)
Reba (CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
Saturday Evening
7 pm
7:30
››› The Family Man (2000, Romance-Comedy) Nicolas Cage, Tea Leoni, Don
Cheadle. A Wall Street playboy wakes to an alternate suburban existence. (CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Fantasy
Fact.
››› Men in Black (1997) Tommy Lee Jones. Secret
agents monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth. (CC)
House “Euphoria” (Part 1
of 2) (CC)
The 700 Club (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher
(CC)
(CC)
Primeval Nick is trapped
with Claudia. (N) (CC)
8:30
9 pm
9:30
10 pm
My Boys
May 9, 2009
11 pm 11:30
10:30
KDRV
NBA Basketball: Conf.
Semi. -- Teams TBA
Jeopardy!
(CC)
At the Mov- ›› Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat (2003, Comedy) Mike News (N)
ies (N) (CC) Myers, Alec Baldwin, Kelly Preston.
KTVL
CSI: NY “Cold Reveal”
(CC)
CSI: Crime Scene Investi- Harper’s Island “Thwack”
gation (CC) (DVS)
(N) (CC)
48 Hours Mystery (CC)
News (N)
(CC)
KOBI
Entertainment Tonight
(N) (CC)
Law & Order: Special Vic- Southland “Two Gangs”
tims Unit “Baggage”
(CC)
Law & Order “Bailout”
(CC)
News (N)
KMVU
NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup -- Southern Paid Pro-
500. (S Live) (CC)
gram
House “House Training”
(CC)
News (N)
MADtv (CC)
KSYS
Globe Trekker (CC) (DVS) As Time
Goes By
Summer
Wine
New Tricks An elderly
lady’s body is discovered.
Mystery! A message ap-
pears during a seance.
Two and a
Half Men
Home Im-
provement
Stargate Atlantis “Aurora”
(CC)
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8 pm
Hannah
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
FAM
HIST
That ’70s
Show (CC)
Doing Da Vinci A multi-
cannon machine gun.
Com.-Pres-
ents
(Off Air)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
How I Met
True Life
Drake &
Josh (CC)
Seinfeld
“The Pie”
Tuesday Evening
7 pm
7:30
Hannah
Montana
Daily Show- The Colbert
Jon Stewart Report (N)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
The 700 Club (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher No. 1 Ladies’
(CC)
The Hills (N) College Life The Hills
(CC)
(CC)
College Life
SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im-
provement
George Lo-
pez (CC)
The Nanny
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
NCIS “Model Behavior”
(CC)
Home Im-
provement
Family Guy
(CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
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8 pm
8:30
According
to Jim (N)
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Wheel of
According
Fortune (N) to Jim (N)
Cold Case
(CC)
KTVL
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
NCIS “Semper Fidelis”
(N) (CC)
Saturday
Night Live
KOBI
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
KMVU
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
KSYS
›› Journey to the Center of the Earth
(2008) Brendan Fraser. (CC)
RENO 911!
(CC)
Real World -- Road Rules College Life The Hills
Challenge (CC)
“Election”
(CC)
KDRV
Mystery! (Part 2 of 2) (CC)
(DVS)
South Park
(CC)
9 pm
9:30
10 pm
10:30
The Nanny
(CC)
Gurren Lag- Gurren Lag-
ann
ann
Sex and the
City (CC)
May 12, 2009
11 pm 11:30
Dancing With the Stars
(Same-day Tape) (CC)
Cupid “Left of the Dial”
(N) (CC)
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
The Mentalist “Blood
Brothers” (N) (CC)
Without a Trace “True”
(N) (CC)
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
The Biggest Loser (Season Finale) America’s votes determine the third finalist;
eliminated contestants compete. (N) (CC)
News (N)
Tonight
Show
American Idol Remaining
finalists perform. (CC)
Fringe “There’s More Than News (N)
One of Everything”
Friends
(CC)
Friends (CC)
News-Lehrer Oregon
Nova Columbia space
shuttle tragedy.
Frontline “The Madoff Af-
fair” (N) (CC) (DVS)
The History Project “Dig-
ging for Jesus”
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
The First 48 “Memphis”
(CC)
The First 48 (CC)
The First 48 “Hard Fall”
Airline executive. (CC)
Manhunters Manhunters
Dane Cook: Rough
Around the Edges (CC)
Daily Show- The Colbert
Jon Stewart Report (N)
TMZ (N)
(CC)
A&E
CSI: Miami “Rio” Horatio
and Delko travel to Brazil.
CSI: Miami “Witness to
Murder” (CC)
CSI: Miami “Blood Moon”
(CC)
The Sopranos “The Sopra- The Sopranos “46 Long”
nos” (CC)
(CC)
A&E
CSI: Miami “Dead Air”
(CC)
COM
›› Just Friends (2005)
Ryan Reynolds. (CC)
›› Scary Movie 4 (2006, Comedy) Anna Faris, Craig
Bierko, Regina Hall. (CC)
›› Jackass: The Movie (2002) Johnny Knoxville. Nit-
wits perform stunts and pull practical jokes. (CC)
COM
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama
Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC)
DISC
Out of the Wild: The
Alaska Experiment
Out of the Wild: The Alas- Out of the Wild: The Alas- Out of the Wild: The
ka Experiment (CC)
ka Experiment (CC)
Alaska Experiment
DISC
Deadliest Catch A typhoon Deadliest Catch “Put Up or Deadliest Catch “Long
takes its toll. (CC)
Shut Up”
Haul, Short Fuses” (N)
DISN
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
Jonas (N)
(CC)
DISN
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
›› Pixel Perfect (2004, Comedy) Ricky
Ullman, Leah Pipes, Spencer Redford.
Phineas and Wizards-
Ferb
Place
ESPN
Baseball
Tonight
ESPN
Baseball Tonight (Live)
(CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
NFL Live (N) SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
(CC)
FAM
That ’70s
Show (CC)
America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
Videos (CC)
Videos (CC)
Videos (CC)
HBO
The Alzheimer’s Project
“Caregivers” (N) (CC)
The Alzheimer’s Project
Better treatments. (N)
FAM
HBO
Wizards-
Place
›› The Adventures of Sharkboy and
Lavagirl (2005) Taylor Lautner. (CC)
NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal Game 3 -- Teams TBA. (Live)
(CC)
››› The Family Man
(2000) Nicolas Cage. (CC)
Out of the Wild: The Alas-
ka Experiment (CC)
Phineas and Wizards-
Ferb
Place
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
Hannah
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
›› Notting Hill (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, Hugh Bonnev- ››› Under the Tuscan
ille. A bookseller and a movie star have an unlikely romance. (CC)
Sun (2003) Diane Lane.
Boxing Chad Dawson vs. Antonio Tarver. (S Live) (CC)
›› Fred Claus (2007) Vince Vaughn. Santa’s ne’er-do- Bad Boys of Autopsy
well brother puts Christmas in jeopardy. (CC)
Comedy
Post
That ’70s
Show (CC)
Baseball
Tonight
South Park
(CC)
Out of the Wild: The Alas- Deadliest Catch “Put Up or
ka Experiment (N)
Shut Up”
Hannah
Montana
Zack & Cody That’s So
Raven (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
›› Fred Claus (2007) Vince Vaughn. Santa’s ne’er-do- Unnatural
well brother puts Christmas in jeopardy. (CC)
Dis.
In Treatment
HIST
Modern Marvels “Strange
Weapons” (CC)
Ancient Aliens Searching for evidence that aliens influ- Star Trek: Beyond the Final Frontier A tribute to “Star
enced mankind in ancient times. (CC)
Trek”. (CC)
HIST
Modern Marvels Renew-
able energy. (CC)
How the Earth Was Made How the Earth Was Made Life After People “Heavy
“Iceland” (CC)
“The Alps” (N)
Metal” (N) (CC)
Mega Disasters “Dam
Break” (CC)
LIFE
›› Odd Girl Out (2005, Drama) Alexa Vega, Lisa Vidal. › Because I Said So (2007, Romance-Comedy) Diane › Because I Said So
An ostracized teen sinks into despair. (CC)
Keaton, Mandy Moore. Premiere. (CC)
(2007) Diane Keaton. (CC)
LIFE
Reba “The
Feud” (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace Homeless to Harvard: The Liz Murray Story (2003,
(CC)
(CC)
Docudrama) Thora Birch, Kelly Lynch. (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
MTV
Real World -- Road Rules College Life College Life Taking the Stage (CC)
Challenge (CC)
(CC)
“Election”
The Phone Corporate con- The Phone
spiracy. (CC)
(CC)
MTV
Room Raid- Room Raid- College Life The Hills
ers 2.0
ers 2.0
(CC)
iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) iCarly (N) (CC)
iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) George Lo-
pez (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Home Im-
provement
NICK
iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im-
provement
SCIFI
› See No Evil (2006) Kane, Christina Vidal. A maniac
terrorizes a group of delinquents cleaning a hotel.
››› The Descent (2005, Horror) Shauna Macdonald,
Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid. Premiere.
Lake Dead (2007, Horror)
Tara Gerard. (CC)
SCIFI
Star Trek: Enterprise “The Star Trek: Enterprise
Forge” (CC)
“Awakening” (CC)
Star Trek: Enterprise
“Kir’Shara” (CC)
ECW (Same-day Tape)
TBS
››› Ocean’s Eleven (2001, Comedy-Drama) George
Clooney, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia. (CC)
››› Catch Me if You Can (2002, Comedy-Drama) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks.
A teenage scam artist poses as a pilot, surgeon and lawyer. (CC)
TBS
Seinfeld
(CC)
Family Guy
“PTV” (CC)
The Office
“Night Out”
TNT
›› Men in Black II (2002) ››› Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) Uma Thurman. An assassin ››› Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) Uma Thurman. An assassin
Tommy Lee Jones. (CC)
seeks vengeance against her attackers. (CC)
confronts her former boss and his gang. (CC)
TNT
NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal -- Teams TBA. (Live) (CC)
ball
Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) Law & Order “Invaders”
(CC) (DVS)
USA
›› Liar Liar (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Maura Tier-
ney. A fast-talking lawyer cannot tell a lie. (CC)
USA
NCIS “Probie” (CC)
House “Meaning” (CC)
NICK
Sunday Evening
7 pm
7:30
Home Im-
provement
›› Bruce Almighty (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A frus- Law & Order: Criminal In-
trated reporter receives divine powers from God.
tent “Identity Crisis” (CC)
May 10, 2009
11 pm 11:30
http://www.zap2it.com
8 pm
8:30
9 pm
9:30
10 pm
10:30
America’s Funniest Home Extreme Makeover: Home Desperate Housewives
Videos (N) (CC)
Edition (N) (CC)
“Marry Me a Little” (N)
Brothers & Sisters “Mexi-
co” (N) (CC)
60 Minutes (CC)
The Amazing Race 14
(N) (CC)
The Unit “Unknown Soldier” News (N)
(N) (CC)
(CC)
Dateline NBC (CC)
The Celebrity Apprentice (Season Finale) The finalists must produce a VIP party
featuring a silent auction. (Same-day Tape) (CC)
KMVU
Sit Down,
American
Shut Up (N) Dad (CC)
The Simp-
sons (N)
KSYS
Antiques Roadshow
“Grand Rapids” (CC)
Nature “Voyage of the
Lonely Turtle” (CC) (DVS)
Masterpiece Mystery! “Wallander: Side-
tracked” (N) (CC) (DVS)
A&E
CSI: Miami “Going Under”
(CC)
CSI: Miami “Death Pool
100” (CC)
CSI: Miami A body in a
sinkhole. (CC)
COM
Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road (2006,
Comedy) (CC)
Jeff Dunham: Arguing
With Myself (CC)
DISC
Deadliest Catch “Every-
thing on the Line” (CC)
Deadliest Catch “Red
Skies in the Morning”
Deadliest Catch A typhoon Deadliest Catch “Put Up or Deadliest Catch “Red
takes its toll.
Shut Up”
Skies in the Morning”
DISN
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
Hannah
Montana
ESPN
MLB Baseball: Rays at
Red Sox
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
KDRV
KTVL
KOBI
Cold Case “Into the Blue”
(N) (CC)
King of the Family Guy
Hill (N) (CC) (N) (CC)
American
Dad (N)
Family Guy
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
House “Sleeping Dogs
Lie” (CC)
Wednesday Evening
7 pm
7:30
8 pm
Home Im-
provement
Family Guy
(CC)
House “No Reason” (CC)
The Phone (N)
The Phone
George Lo-
pez (CC)
The Nanny
(CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
8:30
9 pm
9:30
10 pm
Unrest (2006) Corri Eng-
lish, Scot Davis. (CC)
My Boys (N) The Office
(CC)
http://www.zap2it.com
10:30
The Nanny
(CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
Law & Order: Special Vic-
tims Unit “Remorse”
May 13, 2009
11 pm 11:30
KDRV
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Wheel of
Lost “A Journey Through
Fortune (N) Time” (N) (CC)
Lost “The Incident” Jack’s determination to formulate a
plan of action is met with resistance. (N) (CC)
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
Without a
Trace (CC)
KTVL
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
Engagement Old Chris-
tine
Criminal Minds “Amplifica- CSI: NY “Grounds for De-
tion” (N) (CC)
ception” (N) (CC)
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
Seinfeld
“The Visa”
KOBI
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal In- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order Two young
tent “Rock Star” (CC)
tims Unit “Selfish”
scientists are murdered.
News (N)
Tonight
Show
Paid Pro-
gram
KMVU
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
Lie to Me “Sacrifice” (N)
(CC)
American Idol Contestant
faces elimination. (CC)
Friends
(CC)
Friends (CC)
Independent Lens “Wings
of Defeat” (CC)
KSYS
News-Lehrer Oregon Art
Beat (CC)
Secrets of the Dead “Mi-
chelangelo Revealed” (N)
World War II: Behind Closed Doors: Stalin, the Nazis Charlie Rose (CC)
and the West “Cracks in the Alliance” (N) (CC)
CSI: Miami “Rock and a
Hard Place” (CC)
CSI: Miami “If Looks Could
Kill” (CC)
A&E
CSI: Miami “Open Water”
(CC)
Bounty
Hunter
Jim Gaffigan: King Baby
The comic performs. (CC)
South Park
“The Coon”
COM
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama
Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC)
DISC
How It’s
Made (CC)
DISN
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
›› Quints (2000, Comedy) Kimberly J.
Brown, Daniel Roebuck. (CC)
Wizards-
Place
ESPN
Baseball Tonight (Live)
(CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
NFL Live (N) SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
(CC)
Sonny With ›› Beethoven’s 2nd (1993, Comedy)
A Chance
Charles Grodin, Bonnie Hunt.
News (N)
TMZ (N) (CC)
Oregon
Wizards-
Place
SportsCenter (CC)
Wizards-
Place
Krod Man-
doon
Hannah
Montana
NBA Basketball: Confer-
ence Semifinal
FAM
›››› The Sound of Music (1965, Musical) Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, Eleanor Parker. A governess
weds an Austrian widower with seven children. (CC)
HBO
›› Fred Claus (2007)
Vince Vaughn. (CC)
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detec-
tive Agency (N) (CC)
HIST
UFO Hunters “UFO Rel-
ics” (CC)
Angels & Demons Decoded Plot to destroy the Catho- Life After People “The
lic Church. (N) (CC)
Capital Threat” (CC)
LIFE
Mom, Dad and Her (2008) Melora Hardin. A teen devel- › Because I Said So (2007, Romance-Comedy) Diane Grey’s Anatomy “In the
ops a hostile relationship with her stepmother.
Keaton, Mandy Moore, Lauren Graham. (CC)
Midnight Hour” (CC)
MTV
The Hills
(CC)
NICK
iCarly (CC) True Jack-
son, VP
SCIFI
››› The Descent (2005, Horror) Shauna Macdonald,
Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid.
TBS
›› Without a Paddle
(2004) Seth Green. (CC)
Without a Paddle: Nature’s Calling (2009, Comedy)
Oliver James, Kristopher Turner, Rik Young.
TNT
NBA Basketball: Conf.
Semi. -- Teams TBA
Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) ››› Spider-Man (2002, Action) Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe. A bite
from a mutant spider gives a teen unusual powers. (CC)
House “Insensitive” (CC)
House “It’s a Wonderful
Lie” (CC)
USA
Seinfeld
(CC)
The Phone Assassination
attempt. (CC)
Steel
Dreams
News (N)
News (N)
Reba (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
Time Warp Snakes and
sumo wrestlers. (N)
Dog the Bounty Hunter
“Girl Trouble” (CC)
South Park
(CC)
MythBusters “Exploding
Bumper” (N) (CC)
Baseball
Tonight
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Bounty
Hunter
The Extermi- The Extermi- The Extermi-
nators
nators
nators
South Park
(CC)
RENO 911!
(N) (CC)
Daily Show- The Colbert
Jon Stewart Report (N)
Pitchmen “Spotting Talent” Time Warp Snakes and
Cleaning product.
sumo wrestlers.
Wizards-
Place
Hannah
Montana
The Suite
Life
That’s So
Raven (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
›› The Little Rascals (1994) Travis Tedford. Spanky is America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
Videos (CC)
annoyed when the love bug bites Alfalfa. (CC)
FAM
That ’70s
Show (CC)
HBO
›› Leatherheads (2008) George Clooney. Two 1920s
Grey Gar-
dens (2009) football stars try to score with a newswoman.
HIST
Modern Marvels “Water”
Water. (CC)
MonsterQuest “Sea Mon-
sters” (CC)
LIFE
Reba “The
Wall” (CC)
Reba (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace In God’s Country (2007, Drama) Kelly Rowan, Richard Will & Grace Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
(CC)
Burgi. (CC)
(CC)
College Life Real World -- Road Rules Viva La Bam Viva La Bam Viva La Bam Viva La Bam › Big Shot: Confessions
(CC)
of a Campus Bookie
Gwar.
(CC)
(CC)
Challenge (CC)
“Election”
MTV
The Hills
(CC)
College Life Real World -- Road Rules Real World -- Road Rules Real World -- Road Rules RW-RR
Chall.
Challenge (N) (CC)
Challenge (CC)
Challenge (CC)
The Nanny
(CC)
NICK
True Jack-
son, VP
True Jack-
son, VP
BloodRayne 2: Deliver-
ance (2007, Horror) (CC)
SCIFI
Ghost Hunters Connecticut Ghost Hunters “House of
firehouse. (CC)
Spirits” (CC)
TBS
Seinfeld
(CC)
TNT
H2O (CC)
Zoey 101
(CC)
The Alzheimer’s Project “The Memory
Loss Tapes” (N) (CC)
The Nanny
(CC)
The Nanny
(CC)
The Nanny
(CC)
America’s Funniest Home
Videos (CC)
How It’s
Made (CC)
Bounty
Hunter
News (N)
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detec-
tive Agency (CC)
The Nanny
(CC)
› BloodRayne (2005) Kristanna Loken. A vampire hy-
brid joins the fight against her undead sire.
Brave New
Voices
Behind The Da Vinci Code
(CC)
The Nanny
(CC)
››› My Cousin Vinny (1992) Joe Pesci. An inept law-
yer tries to free his cousin from a Dixie jail. (CC)
›› Blade:
Trinity (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal In- In Plain Sight “Rubble With Law & Order: Special Vic-
tims Unit “Selfish”
tent “In Treatment” (N)
a Cause” (N) (CC)
USA
iCarly (CC) True Jack-
son, VP
Brave New
Voices
MonsterQuest “Isle of the
Lost Tiger” (N) (CC)
Home Im-
provement
Home Im-
provement
Ghost Hunters “Tomb-
stone” (CC)
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detec-
tive Agency (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher
(CC)
UFO Hunters “Underwater UFO Hunters “Giant UFOs”
Area 51” (N) (CC)
(CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Ghost Hunters “Ghostly
Houseguest” (CC)
The Nanny
(CC)
Real World-
Road Rules
The Nanny
(CC)
Ghost Hunters TAPS
searches for a spirit. (CC)
House of
Payne
Sex and the Sex and the
City (CC)
City (CC)
NBA Basketball Conference Semifinal -- Teams TBA.
(Live) (CC)
Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) Law & Order “Soldier of
Fortune” (CC) (DVS)
Bones “The Woman in the
Garden” (CC)
NCIS “Boxed In” (CC)
NCIS “Caught on Tape”
(CC)
›› 50 First Dates (2004)
Adam Sandler. (CC)
Seinfeld
“The Wife”
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
NCIS “Conspiracy Theory”
(CC)
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
NCIS “Witch Hunt” (CC)