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Thursday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
MTV
NICK
11
SCIFI
39
TBS
2
TNT
35
USA
15
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
MTV
NICK
11
SCIFI
39
TBS
2
TNT
35
USA
15
MTV
NICK
11
SCIFI
39
TBS
2
TNT
35
USA
15
MTV
NICK
11
SCIFI
39
TBS
2
TNT
35
USA
15
9 pm
9:30
Grey’s Anatomy “Elevator
Love Letter” (N) (CC)
10 pm
Private Practice “Do the
Right Thing” (N) (CC)
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
The Ellen DeGeneres
Show Jennifer Hudson.
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
Extra (N)
(CC)
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
My Name Is The Office
Earl (N)
(CC)
30 Rock (N) ER “I Feel Good” (N) (CC) News (N)
(CC)
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
American Idol Elimination. Hell’s Kitchen (N) (CC)
(Same-day Tape)
The Office
(N) (CC)
News
News-Lehrer Second-
Health
The This Old House Hour The Powder & the Glory (N) (CC)
(CC)
The First 48 “Collateral;
Driven to Kill” (CC)
The First 48 “Fit of Rage;
Mean Streets” (CC)
Scrubs “My
Unicorn”
The First 48 (N) (CC)
Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama
Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC)
South Park
(CC)
Tonight
Show
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Erma Bom-
beck
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
The Beast “Tilt” (N) (CC)
The Beast “Tilt” (CC)
South Park
(CC)
Daily Show- The Colbert
Jon Stewart Report (CC)
RENO 911!
(CC)
Planet Earth “Ice Worlds”
(CC)
Rampage! “Weather Ram- Destroyed in Destroyed in Treasure Quest “The Silver Prehistoric Disasters
page 2” (CC)
Seconds
Seconds
Queen” (N)
Cataclysmic collision. (N)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
The Luck of the Irish (2001, Fantasy)
Ryan Merriman, Alexis Lopez. (CC)
Boxing 1993 Bowe vs.
Holyfield II (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
Phineas and Wizards-
Ferb
Place
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
›› Be Kind Rewind (2008) Jack Black. Two friends re- Monsters-
create a video store’s obliterated inventory.
Alien
College Gameday Score-
board (Live) (CC)
Death on a Factory Farm An animal-
rights investigator goes undercover.
Modern Marvels Materials Modern Marvels “The Lum- Gangland “Aryan Terror”
deflect bullets. (CC)
beryard” (CC)
(N) (CC)
Reba (CC)
Hannah
Montana
Reba “Just
Business”
Warriors “Barbarian Mas-
sacre” (N) (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
Taxicab Confessions:
New York
Warriors “Viking Terror”
(CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace ››› Akeelah and the Bee (2006, Drama) Laurence
(CC)
(CC)
Fishburne. A girl hopes to compete in a spelling bee.
Will & Grace Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
Taking the Stage
Taking the Stage (N)
Taking the Stage
George Lo-
pez (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
Star Trek: Enterprise “Hori- Star Trek: Enterprise “First Star Trek: Enterprise
zon” (CC)
Flight” (CC)
“Bounty” (CC)
Star Trek: Enterprise “Im-
pulse” (CC)
Star Trek: Enterprise “Ex-
ile” (CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends
(CC)
›› American Pie 2 (2001) Jason Biggs. Friends rent a
summerhouse on Lake Michigan and chase girls.
NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Portland Trail Blazers. From the
ball
Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (Live) (CC)
Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) Law & Order “Embedded”
(CC) (DVS)
NCIS “The Truth Is out
There” (CC)
NCIS “Bikini Wax” (CC)
Making the Band 4 (CC)
Making the Band 4 (N)
Merry Christmas, Drake & SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im-
Josh (2008) Drake Bell.
provement
Seinfeld
(CC)
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Friends
(CC)
House House takes on a
teenage faith healer. (CC)
Home Im-
provement
House A mother and her
son are in grave danger.
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8:30
9 pm
9:30
Wheel of
Wife Swap “Brown/Holland” Supernanny “Sacco Fam-
Fortune (N) (N) (CC)
ily” (N) (CC)
College Basketball NCAA Tournament Regional Semifi- Deal or No
nal -- Teams TBA. (Live) (CC)
Deal (N)
Extra (N)
(CC)
10 pm
Law & Order: Special Vic-
tims Unit “Mother”
March 27, 2009
10:30 11 pm 11:30
20/20 (CC)
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
The Ellen DeGeneres
Show (N) (CC)
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
Howie Do It Howie Do It Friday Night Lights “A
(N) (CC)
(CC)
Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall”
Dateline NBC (N) (Part 2
of 3) (CC)
News (N)
Tonight
Show
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
Terminator: The Sarah
Connor Chronicles (N)
News
Friends
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Dollhouse “Echoes” (N)
(PA) (CC)
TMZ (N)
(CC)
News-Lehrer NOW on
PBS (N)
Washington WealthTrack Bill Moyers Journal (N)
Week (N)
(CC)
Austin City Limits “Ray
Davies” (CC)
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
CSI: Miami A Marine re-
cruiter is murdered. (CC)
CSI: Miami “Shootout”
(CC)
CSI: NY “Manhattan Man-
hunt” (CC)
Criminal Minds “Legacy”
(CC)
CSI: Miami “Felony Flight”
(CC)
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) ›› Employee of the Month (2006, Comedy) Dane Cook, Jessica
Simpson. Two store clerks vie for a coveted award. (CC)
Com.-Pres-
ents
Com.-Pres-
ents
Gerry Dee
Planet Earth World’s big-
gest mountain ranges.
Dirty Jobs “Buoy Cleaner” American Loggers “Stuck American Loggers “White Dirty Jobs “Cave Digger”
(CC)
in the Muck”
Gold” (N)
Mike digs tunnels. (CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
Suite Life-
Deck
2008 World Series of
Poker (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
College Gameday Score-
board (Live) (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
Videos (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
›› How to Make an
American Quilt (1995)
Phineas and Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (2006) Phineas and Zack & Cody Hannah
Ferb
Brenda Song. (CC)
Ferb
Montana
That ’70s
Show (CC)
››› Fracture (2007, Suspense) Anthony Hopkins,
Ryan Gosling, David Strathairn. (CC)
Modern Marvels “Sub-Zero Modern Marvels “World’s
Tech” (CC)
Strongest 2” (CC)
Reba (CC)
Reba “Roll
With It”
That ’70s
Show (CC)
Gangland The LMG of
Memphis, Tenn. (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher
(Same-day Tape)
(CC)
Battles BC “Joshua: Epic
Slaughter” (CC)
The History of Sex “The
Eastern World” (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace Wife Swap “Espinosa-Mar- Wife Swap “Sundstrom/
(CC)
(CC)
quez/Pay” (CC)
Tower” (CC)
Medium “Car Trouble” (CC)
Taking the Stage
FNMTV Premieres “Spring True Life “I’m Placing My
Break Edition”
Baby for Adoption”
Fantasy
Fact.
Bully Beat-
down
››› The SpongeBob
SquarePants Movie
iCarly (CC) True Jack-
son, VP
Home Im-
provement
Home Im-
provement
True Life “I’m Eloping”
iCarly (CC) SpongeBob George Lo-
pez (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Battlestar Galactica “Daybreak” (Part 2 of 2) (CC)
Stargate: The Ark of Truth (2008, Science Fiction) Ben Stargate SG-1 “The Quest”
Browder, Michael Shanks. Premiere.
(CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
›› Fun With Dick & Jane (2005, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Sex and the Sex and the
Téa Leoni, Alec Baldwin. (CC)
City (CC)
City (CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Law & Order “Ghosts”
(CC) (DVS)
›››› American Beauty (1999) Kevin Spacey, Annette Bening. An
unhappy husband rebels against his stifling existence. (CC)
NCIS “UnSEALed” (CC)
House “Who’s Your Dad-
dy?” (CC)
Jeopardy!
(CC)
Monk “Mr. Monk on
Wheels” (CC)
››› A Beautiful Mind (2001) Russell
Crowe, Ed Harris. (CC)
Law & Order: Special Vic- House “Here Kitty” (CC)
tims Unit “Careless”
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8 pm
8:30
9 pm
9:30
At the Mov- ›› Just Like Heaven (2005) Reese Witherspoon. An
ies (N) (CC) architect falls for the spirit of a comatose woman.
10 pm
10:30
March 28, 2009
11 pm 11:30
Castle “Hedge Fund Home- News (N)
boys” (CC)
(Off Air)
48 Hours Mystery (CC)
News (N)
(CC)
Cold Case
“Discretion”
Saturday
Night Live
CSI: NY “Sweet 16” (CC)
Monk “Mr. Monk and the
Captain’s Marriage” (CC)
NCIS “Capitol Offense”
(CC)
Entertainment Tonight
(N) (CC)
Law & Order: Criminal
Intent “Legacy” (CC)
Figure Skating ISU World Championships -- Ladies
Free Skate. From Los Angeles. (S Live) (CC)
News (N)
Everybody- Two and a
Raymond
Half Men
Cops (N)
(PA) (CC)
Cops (N)
(PA) (CC)
America’s Most Wanted:
America Fights Back (N)
News
MADtv Tommy Chong and
Richard Marin. (N)
Globe Trekker “Beijing City As Time
Guide” (CC) (DVS)
Goes By
Summer
Wine
New Tricks “Bank Rob-
bery” (CC)
Mystery! (Part 1 of 2) (CC) Soundstage “B.B. King”
(DVS)
(CC)
Dog the Bounty Hunter
“Family Business” (CC)
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Fugitive father of four.
Bounty
Hunter
Bounty
Hunter
Dog the Bounty Hunter
“Up on the Roof” (CC)
Two and a
Half Men
Bounty
Hunter
Bounty
Hunter
›› Employee of the
Month (2006) Dane Cook.
›› Legally Blonde (2001, Comedy) Reese Wither-
spoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair. (CC)
›› Beerfest (2006) Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffer-
nan. Brothers play beer games in Germany. (CC)
Dirty Jobs Food-related
jobs. (CC)
Dirty Jobs “Locomotive
Builder” (CC)
Dirty Jobs “Spider Pharm” Dirty Jobs Collecting Loui-
Spider venom.
siana alligator eggs.
››› Aladdin (1992, Fantasy) Voices of
Scott Weinger, Robin Williams. (CC)
Dirty Jobs “Diaper Clean-
er” (CC)
››› Mulan (1998, Musical) Voices of Ming-Na Wen,
Lea Salonga, Eddie Murphy. (CC)
Women’s College Basket- SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
ball: NCAA Tourn.
››› Willy Wonka and the Chocolate
Factory (1971) Gene Wilder. (CC)
College Gameday Score-
board (Live) (CC)
Cory in the Zack & Cody Hannah
House (CC)
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
››› The Incredibles (2004) Voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter.
Animated. A former superhero gets back into action. (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
America’s Funniest Home
Videos (CC)
›› Miss Congeniality
(2000) Sandra Bullock.
››› Sex and the City (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker. Premiere. Time
brings many changes for Carrie and her gal pals. (CC)
Modern Marvels “’90s
Tech” (CC)
›› Pearl Harbor (2001, War) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale. Premiere. Battles BC “David: Giant
Friends join a war effort after the Japanese attack Hawaii. (CC)
Slayer” (CC)
The Secret (2007) David Duchovny. A woman’s spirit
possesses her 16-year-old daughter. (CC)
Fantasy
Fact.
››› Ocean’s Thirteen (2007) George
Clooney, Brad Pitt. (CC)
Nora Roberts’ Midnight Bayou (2009, Mystery) Jerry
O’Connell, Lauren Stamile. Premiere. (CC)
Nora Roberts’ Midnight
Bayou (2009) (CC)
T.I.’s Road to Redemption ››› Hustle & Flow (2005, Drama) Terrence Howard, Anthony Ander- True Life “I’m Addicted
son. A pimp wants to rap his way out of his dead-end life.
to Porn”
SpongeBob SpongeBob Nickelodeon’s 22nd Annual Kids’
Choice Awards (CC)
The Pen-
guins
Nickelodeon’s 22nd Annual Kids’
Choice Awards (CC)
Home Im-
provement
Earthstorm (2006) Stephen Baldwin, Dirk Benedict. A
man must stabilize the moon to save life on Earth.
Polar Storm (2009) Jack Coleman. Premiere. Violent
storms threaten Earth’s magnetic poles.
Dark Storm (2006) Ste-
phen Baldwin.
›› Monster-in-Law (2005) Jennifer Lopez. A shrewish
woman clashes with her son’s fiancee. (CC)
››› My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002, Romance-
Comedy) Nia Vardalos, John Corbett. (CC)
›› The Wedding Date
(2005) Debra Messing.
›››› American Beauty
(1999) Kevin Spacey. (CC)
››› The Rock (1996) Sean Connery. Alcatraz Island
terrorists threaten to gas San Francisco. (CC)
›› Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) Mel Gibson. Detectives
Riggs and Murtaugh battle Chinese mercenaries.
Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Criminal In-
tims Unit “Consent”
tims Unit “Care” (CC)
tims Unit “Scourge”
tims Unit “Paranoia”
tent “Ten Count” (CC)
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8:30
9 pm
9:30
10 pm
March 29, 2009
10:30 11 pm 11:30
America’s Funniest Home Extreme Makeover: Home Edition “Almquist Family”
Videos (N) (CC)
(N) (CC)
Desperate Housewives
(CC)
60 Minutes (CC)
The Amazing Race 14
(N) (CC)
Cold Case “Libertyville”
(N) (CC)
The Unit “Best Laid Plans” News (N)
(N) (CC)
(CC)
Dateline NBC (N) (Part 3
of 3) (CC)
Kings King Silas’ secret
family is threatened. (N)
The Celebrity Apprentice A celebrity struggles with
alcohol addiction. (N) (CC)
American
Dad (CC)
The Simp-
sons (N)
Family Guy
(N) (CC)
King of the
Hill (CC)
The Simp-
sons
American
Dad (N)
News
News (N)
News (N)
TMZ (N) (CC)
Steel
Dreams
Without a
Trace (CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
››› 25th
Hour (2002)
Antiques Roadshow
“Wichita” (CC)
Nature “Kilauea: Mountain
of Fire” (N)
Masterpiece Classic Amy “Little” Dorrit is summoned to Independent Lens “Arusi
work for the shut-in Mrs. Clennam. (N)
Persian Wedding” (CC)
CSI: Miami “Witness to
Murder” (CC)
CSI: Miami The lab loses
body. (CC)
CSI: Miami “Sunblock”
(CC)
CSI: Miami “Dead Woman
Walking” (CC)
CSI: Miami “Spring Break”
(CC)
›› Beerfest (2006) Jay
Chandrasekhar. (CC)
Kevin James: Sweat the
Small Stuff (CC)
Jim Gaffigan: King Baby
The comic performs. (N)
Jim Gaffigan: King Baby
The comic performs. (CC)
South Park
(CC)
Planet Earth “Jungles”
Jungle animals. (CC)
Destroyed in Seconds
Destroyed in Destroyed in Planet Earth “Fresh Water” Planet Earth Tibetan fox;
Seconds
Seconds
(CC)
lions hunt elephants. (CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Sonny With Wizards-
Montana (N) A Chance
Place
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best
of Both Worlds Disney 3D
NBA Basket- SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
ball
College Gameday Score-
board (Live) (CC)
›› Snow
››› The Incredibles (2004) Voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter.
Dogs (2002) Animated. A former superhero gets back into action. (CC)
Demetri
Martin
Zack & Cody Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at New Orleans
Hornets. (CC)
›› Snow Dogs (2002) Cuba Gooding Jr.. A Miami den-
tist becomes a sled-dog racer in Alaska. (CC)
››› Sex and the City
(2008) (CC)
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency “Pilot” Botswana’s The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency “Pilot” Botswana’s
first female-run detective agency. (N) (CC)
first female-run detective agency. (CC)
MonsterQuest “Monster
Close Encounters” (CC)
Predator X Paleontologists discover the fossilized re-
mains of a giant predator. (N) (CC)
Ax Men “Moby Dick Strikes” Warriors “Barbarian Mas-
(CC)
sacre” (CC)
Live Once, Die Twice (2006) Kellie Martin. A woman
searches for her embezzler husband. (CC)
Nora Roberts’ Midnight Bayou (2009, Mystery) Jerry
O’Connell, Lauren Stamile, Faye Dunaway. (CC)
Grey’s Anatomy “Here
Comes the Flood” (CC)
Spring
Break
Fantasy
Fact.
Spring
Break
Nitro Circus Fantasy
Fact.
iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) SpongeBob Home Im-
provement
Bully Beat-
down (N)
Nitro Circus Fantasy
(N)
Fact.
Bully Beat-
down
Home Im-
provement
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
› Dragon Wars (2007, Ac- ›› The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum, Julianne
tion) Jason Behr.
Moore. An expedition returns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress. (CC)
››› My Big Fat Greek
Wedding (2002) (CC)
Nitro Circus
Raptor Island (2004)
Lorenzo Lamas.
›› What Women Want (2000, Romance-Comedy) Mel ›› What Women Want (2000, Romance-Comedy) Mel
Gibson, Helen Hunt, Marisa Tomei. (CC)
Gibson, Helen Hunt, Marisa Tomei. (CC)
››› The Rock (1996, Ac- ›› Con Air (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. ›› Con Air (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack.
tion) Sean Connery. (CC)
Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (CC)
Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (CC)
House “Maternity” (CC)
House Dr. House treats a
nun. (CC)
House “The Socratic
Method” (CC)
House “Fidelity” (CC)
Critic’s Choice
Thursday
8 p.m. on ABC (13)
In the Motherhood: This bright new sitcom re-
volves around three moms juggling busy lives:
freewheeling Rosemary (Megan Mullally, “Will
& Grace”), harried recent divorcee Jane (Cheryl
Hines, “Curb Your Enthusiasm”) and perfect home-
maker Emily (Jessica St. Clair). Irritating “Saturday
Night Live” alumnus Horatio Sanz is also on hand,
but as Bette Davis once said, “Don’t let’s ask for
the moon. We have the stars,” in this case the
peerless Mullally and Hines.
Friday
8 p.m. on HBO (18)
Zack & Cody That’s So
Raven (CC)
››› Eight Below (2006) Paul Walker. Premiere. Expedition members America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
must leave their sled dogs behind in Antarctica. (CC)
Videos (CC)
Sunday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
8:30
March 26, 2009
10:30 11 pm 11:30
College Basketball NCAA Tournament Regional Semifi- Deal or No
nal -- Teams TBA. (Live) (CC)
Deal (N)
Saturday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
8 pm
Wheel of
In the Moth- Samantha
Fortune (N) erhood (N) Who? (N)
Friday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
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Law & Order: Special Vic-
tims Unit “Ballerina”
Fracture: His character may not be named Han-
nibal Lecter, but Anthony Hopkins draws upon the
same eerie self-assurance for
his role in this melodrama from
director Gregory Hoblit (“Primal
Fear”). The ever-skilled actor
plays a wife killer who poses a
big challenge for an ambitious
prosecutor (Ryan Gosling), be-
ing crafty enough to maneu-
ver the legal system to possibly
evade conviction. The cat-and-
mouse game between the stars
is intricate and involving.
erspoon is charming in this pleasant 2005 fantasy-
comedy that keeps her right in line with her other
popular fare of recent years, including “Legally
Blonde.” She plays a driven doctor who gets in a
car accident; then her spirit haunts her apartment,
which has been rented by a widower (Mark Ruf-
falo), who consults an offbeat seer (Jon Heder) to
hopefully unite his world with hers. Dina Waters,
wife of the director, Mark Waters, also stars.
Sunday
8 p.m. on ABC (13)
The Kerby
Transfer Station
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition: Ty Penning-
ton and his crew travel to Phelan, Calif., to assist
Joel and Chemaine Almquist, whose family mis-
sion has been to protect and care for wildlife. That
work has led them to neglect their own home, but
Ty and is
his open
team will
the Almquists
to give
help
you... a personal
sanctuary as well as a better state-of-the-art ani-
mal facility. Justin Chambers (“Grey’s Anatomy”)
guest Mondays
stars.
Hours:
-
Saturdays Monday
p.m. on NBC (5)
9:30 a.m. to 8 2:30
p.m.
Chuck:
A
heartless
For more information agent (guest
star Tricia Helfer, “Battlestar Ga-
phone lactica”)
(800) is 922-1025
sent to evaluate Sarah’s
(Yvonne Strahovski) performance
as Chuck’s (Zachary Levi) handler
after he reveals his feelings about
her. Morgan, Lester and Jeff (Josh-
ua Gomez, Vik Sahay, Scott Krin-
sky) try to get invited to Awesome’s
(Ryan McPartlin) bachelor party in
the new episode “Chuck Versus the
Broken Heart.”
Saturday
8 p.m. on ABC (13)
Just Like Heaven: Reese With-
Monday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
MTV
NICK
11
SCIFI
39
TBS
2
TNT
35
USA
15
MTV
NICK
11
SCIFI
39
TBS
2
TNT
35
USA
15
8 pm
MTV
NICK
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39
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9 pm
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March 30, 2009
11 pm 11:30
Wheel of
Dancing With the Stars The celebrities perform. (Same- Castle “Hell Hath No Fury” News (N)
Fortune (N) day Tape) (CC)
(N) (CC)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
Big Bang
Theory
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
Chuck “Chuck Versus the
Broken Heart” (N)
Heroes Nathan and Claire
go into hiding in Mexico.
Medium “Truth Be Told”
(N) (CC)
News (N)
Tonight
Show
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
House “Locked In” (N)
(PA) (CC)
24 “Day 7: 11:00PM-
12:00AM” (N) (CC)
News
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Antiques Roadshow
“Chattanooga” (N) (CC)
American Experience (PA) (CC) (DVS)
PBS Pre-
views
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
News-Lehrer America’s
Heartland
How I Met
Two and a
Half Men
CSI: Miami “Broken Home” Intervention “Heidi and
(CC)
Michelle” (CC)
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs “My
Quarantine”
Engagement CSI: Miami “Wolfe in
Sheep’s Clothing” (N)
Intervention “Brooke” (CC) Paranormal Paranormal Paranormal Paranormal
State (N)
State (CC)
State (CC)
State (CC)
Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama
Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC)
South Park
“Butt Out”
South Park
(CC)
Futurama
(CC)
Destroyed in Destroyed in Destroyed in Destroyed in Inside the FBI San Diego’s FBI office.
Seconds
Seconds
Seconds
Seconds
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
Minutemen (2008, Comedy) Jason Dolley, Phineas and Wizards-
Luke Benward. (CC)
Ferb
Place
Women’s College Basket- SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
ball: NCAA Tourn.
Greek “Hell Week” (CC)
Baseball
Tonight
NBA Fast-
break (CC)
Greek “Take Me Home Cy- Roommates Sophie (N)
prus Rhodes” (N) (CC)
“The Tarot”
(CC)
Daily Show- The Colbert
Jon Stewart Report (N)
Destroyed in Destroyed in
Seconds
Seconds
Hannah
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
Zack & Cody That’s So
Raven (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
Videos (CC)
››› The Majestic (2001) Real Time With Bill Maher ››› Knocked Up (2007) Seth Rogen. A one-night
Jim Carrey. (CC)
(CC)
stand has an unforeseen consequence. (CC)
Fast-Furious No. 1 Ladies’
Ax Men “Moby Dick Strikes” Modern Marvels “Strange
(CC)
Weapons” (CC)
Battles BC “Caesar: Super Ax Men “The King Crum-
Siege” (N) (CC)
bles” (N) (CC)
Ancient Discoveries “War-
fare” (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace Nora Roberts’ Midnight Bayou (2009, Mystery) Jerry
(CC)
(CC)
O’Connell, Lauren Stamile, Faye Dunaway. (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
How I Met
How I Met
Making the Band 4
The Real World (CC)
Drake &
Josh (CC)
The Pen-
guins
Drake &
Josh (CC)
Taking the Stage
SpongeBob Home Im-
provement
Home Im-
provement
The Hills-
Lnch
The Hills: Lauren Looks Back Memo-
rable scenes.
George Lo-
pez (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
Gurren Lag- Gurren Lag-
ann (CC)
ann (CC)
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration (CC)
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration (CC)
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration (CC)
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration (CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
My Name Is My Name Is Seinfeld
Earl (CC)
Earl (CC)
(CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Law & Order “Cost of Capi- The Closer “Time Bomb”
tal” (CC) (DVS)
(CC)
The Closer “Good Faith”
(CC)
NCIS “Dead Man Talking”
(CC)
WWE Monday Night Raw (CC)
NCIS “Missing” (CC)
8:30
9 pm
9:30
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Wheel of
According
Fortune (N) to Jim (N)
According
to Jim (N)
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
NCIS “Dead Reckoning”
(N) (CC)
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
The Biggest Loser Recent winners return. (N) (CC)
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
American Idol The finalists perform.
(Same-day Tape) (CC)
Dancing With the Stars
(Same-day Tape) (CC)
My Boys
Saving Grace “But There’s Law & Order “Enemy”
Clay” (N) (CC)
(CC) (DVS)
›› 2 Fast 2 Furious
(2003) Paul Walker. (CC)
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10 pm
10:30
Cupid “Pilot” (Series Pre-
miere) (N) (CC)
The Mentalist “Russet Po- Without a Trace “Heart-
tatoes” (N) (CC)
beats” (N) (CC)
March 31, 2009
11 pm 11:30
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
Law & Order: Special Vic- News (N)
tims Unit “Hell” (N)
Osbournes: News
Reloaded
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Tonight
Show
Friends
(CC)
News-Lehrer Oregon
Nova “Last Extinction” (N)
Field Guide (CC) (DVS)
Frontline “Sick Around
America” (N) (CC) (DVS)
Gershwin at One Sym-
phony Place (N) (CC)
CSI: Miami “A Grizzly Mur- The First 48 (CC)
der” (CC)
The First 48 Investigating
two homicides in Miami.
Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama
Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC)
Dirty Jobs Taylor Shellfish Dirty Jobs “Tar Rigger”
Farms.
(CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
That ’70s
Show (CC)
Jim Gaffigan: King Baby
The comic performs. (CC)
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
Daily Show- The Colbert
Jon Stewart Report (N)
Dirty Jobs Mike tries mak- Wreckreation Nation With Dirty Jobs “Tar Rigger”
ing bologna. (CC)
Dave Mordal (N)
(CC)
Women’s College Basket- SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
ball: NCAA Tourn.
That ’70s
Show (CC)
South Park
(CC)
›› Beethoven’s 4th (2001) Judge Rein- Phineas and Wizards-
hold, Julia Sweeney. (CC)
Ferb
Place
NFL Live (N) College
(CC)
Gmday
Hannah
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
Zack & Cody That’s So
Raven (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
Videos (CC)
Videos Pinatas.
Videos Pinatas.
›› Sydney White (2007)
Amanda Bynes. (CC)
››› Sex and the City (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall.
Time brings many changes for Carrie and her gal pals. (CC)
Modern Marvels “Night”
(CC)
How the Earth Was Made How the Earth Was Made The Universe The Milky
(CC)
“Yellowstone” (N)
Way galaxy. (CC)
Bible Code II: Apocalypse
and Beyond (CC)
Reba “The
Break Up”
Reba (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace ››› What She Knew (2006, Drama) Tilda Swinton. A
(CC)
(CC)
teen is accused of murdering her newborn. (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
Making the
Band 4
From G’s to Gents
iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) The Pen-
guins
Dogg After
Dark (N)
T.I.’s Road to Redemp-
tion (N)
Kids Choice Home Im-
Awards
provement
Star Trek: Enterprise
“Doctor’s Orders” (CC)
Star Trek: Enterprise
“Hatchery” (CC)
ECW
Seinfeld
(CC)
Family Guy
“Holy Crap”
Family Guy
(CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Home Im-
provement
Will Ferrell: You’re Welcome America. A
Final Night With George W. Bush
From G’s to Gents (N)
From G’s to Gents
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
WCG Ultimate Gamer
“Move It or Lose It” (N)
Family Guy
(CC)
The Office
(CC)
Estate of Panic “That Sink-
ing Feeling” (CC)
My Boys (N) The Office
(CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
››› Something’s Gotta Give (2003, Romance-Com-
edy) Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton. (CC)
Trust Me “Thanks I Needed Trust Me “Norming” (N)
That” (N) (CC)
(CC)
Saving Grace “But There’s
Clay” (CC)
NCIS “Split Decision” (CC) House “Euphoria” (Part 1
of 2) (CC)
House “Euphoria” (Part 2
of 2) (CC)
Law & Order: Special Vic-
tims Unit “Home”
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CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
8:30
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Tuesday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
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Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Wheel of
Scrubs “My
Fortune (N) Full Moon”
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
Entertain-
ment
Two and a
Half Men
House “No Reason” (CC)
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Better Off
Ted (N)
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9:30
10 pm
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April 1, 2009
11 pm 11:30
Lost “Whatever Happened, Life on Mars “Life Is a
Happened” (N)
Rock” (N) (CC)
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
I Get That a Lot (N) (CC)
Criminal Minds “Master-
piece” (CC)
CSI: NY “Sex, Lies and
Silicone” (CC)
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
The Insider
(N) (CC)
The Chopping Block
(N) (CC)
Life “Initiative 38” A politi-
cian is shot to death. (N)
Law & Order “Falling” (CC) News (N)
The Simp-
sons (CC)
Lie to Me “Depraved Heart” American Idol Elimination. News
(N) (CC)
(Same-day Tape)
News-Lehrer Oregon Art
Beat (CC)
Coming
Home
PBS Pre-
views
CSI: Miami “Triple Threat”
(CC)
The First 48 A serial killer
calls 911. (CC)
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Tonight
Show
Friends
(CC)
Jerusalem: Center of the World The history of Jerusa- Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
lem and its historic sites. (N) (CC)
Dog the Bounty Hunter
(CC)
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama
Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC)
South Park
(CC)
Bounty
Hunter
The Extermi- The Extermi- Bounty
nators (N)
nators
Hunter
South Park
(CC)
RENO 911!
(N) (CC)
Daily Show- The Colbert
Jon Stewart Report (CC)
MythBusters Shark Week MythBusters Shark Week MythBusters: Jaws Spe-
Special 2 (Part 1 of 2)
Special 2 (Part 2 of 2)
cial (Part 1 of 2) (CC)
MythBusters: Jaws Spe-
cial (Part 2 of 2) (CC)
MythBusters Whether
magnets repel sharks.
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
Wizards-
Place
Zack & Cody That’s So
Raven (CC)
Read It and Weep (2006) Kay Panabaker, Wizards-
Danielle Panabaker. (CC)
Place
Hannah
Montana
NBA Basketball Houston Rockets at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
Center in Phoenix. (Live)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
››› Holes (2003, Adventure) Sigourney Weaver, Jon Voight. A wom- America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
an forces juvenile delinquents to dig at a camp. (CC)
Videos (CC)
› What Happens in Vegas (2008, Romance-Comedy)
Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher. (CC)
The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency “Pilot” Botswana’s Real Time With Bill Maher
first female-run detective agency. (CC)
(CC)
Modern Marvels “Dooms-
day Tech 1” (CC)
Predator X Paleontologists discover the fossilized re-
mains of a giant predator. (CC)
Reba (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace ›› Video Voyeur: The Susan Wilson Story (2002) An- Will & Grace Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
gie Harmon, Jamey Sheridan, Dale Midkiff. (CC)
(CC)
(CC)
Reba (CC)
UFO Hunters “The Greys
Conspiracy” (N) (CC)
UFO Hunters “The UFO
Before Roswell” (CC)
The Real World (CC)
››› Pedro (2008, Docudrama) Alex Loynaz. “Real
World” star Pedro Zamora raises AIDS awareness.
The Real World “Brooklyn” The Real World “Brooklyn:
(N) (CC)
Reunion” (N) (CC)
True Jack-
son, VP
The Pen-
guins
George Lo-
pez (CC)
True Jack-
son, VP
SpongeBob Home Im-
provement
Home Im-
provement
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
Ghost Hunters (CC)
Ghost Hunters (CC)
Ghost Hunters (N) (CC)
Ghost Hunters (CC)
Ghost Hunters (CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
Sex and the Sex and the
City (CC)
City (CC)
Seinfeld
“The Note”
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
Law & Order “Married With ›› Underworld (2003) Kate Beckinsale. A vampire pro- Bones “The Salt in the
Children” (CC) (DVS)
tects a medical student from werewolves. (CC)
Wounds” (CC)
Trust Me “Thanks I Needed
That” (CC)
NCIS “The Weak Link”
(CC)
›› The Skeleton Key
(2005) Kate Hudson. (CC)
House “Alone” (CC)
NCIS “Kill Ari” Gibbs is de- NCIS “Kill Ari” (Part 2 of
termined to stop Ari.
2) (CC)