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Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama
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Stuck in the Suburbs (2004) Danielle
Panabaker, Brenda Song. (CC)
College Basketball Illinois SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
at Penn State. (Live)
Wizards-
Place
NFL Live (N) Basketball
(CC)
Final
›› Jumanji (1995, Fantasy) Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt. A sinister
board game puts its players in mortal jeopardy. (CC)
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Place
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› Norbit (2007, Comedy) Eddie Murphy,
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of “Star Trek.” (CC)
Butcher” Butchers. (CC)
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hood Aryan Brotherhood. (CC)
Cities of the Underworld
“A-Bomb Underground”
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Wanted”
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spoon, Luke Wilson, Selma Blair. Premiere. (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace
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Crew
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emy target. (CC)
Battlestar Galactica “Sine Battlestar Galactica “Hub” Battlestar Galactica “Rev- Megasnake (2007) Michael
Qua Non” (CC)
(CC)
elations” (CC)
Shanks, Siri Baruc.
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Seinfeld
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Friends
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Friends
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Friends
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››› Twister (1996) (PA) Helen Hunt. Storm chasers
race to test a new tornado-monitoring device. (CC)
NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Portland Trail Blazers at Denver Nuggets. From the
ball
Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live) (CC)
Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) Law & Order “Vendetta”
(CC) (DVS)
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1 of 2) (CC)
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tims Unit (CC)
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fluence” (CC)
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Week From Hell” (N)
Sonny With Sonny With Camp Rock (2008) Joe Jonas. Celebrity singers coach
A Chance
A Chance
aspiring musicians at a special summer camp.
Suite Life-
Deck
Phineas and Zack & Cody Hannah
Ferb
Montana
NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Utah Jazz. From EnergySolutions SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
ball
Arena in Salt Lake City. (Live)
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Charlie Rose
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CSI: Miami “Murder in a
Flash” (CC)
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ents
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
››› Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma The 700 Club (CC)
Watson. J.K. Rowling’s student wizard has his first adventure. (CC)
›› August Rush (2007, Drama) Freddie ›› The Ruins (2008) Jonathan Tucker,
Highmore, Keri Russell. (CC)
Jena Malone. Premiere. (CC)
Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher
(Same-day Tape)
(CC)
Modern Marvels “Commer- Modern Marvels “Super
cial Fishing” (CC)
Human” (CC)
’70s Fever Rare film footage and a period soundtrack
help deconstruct the 1970s. (CC)
Modern Marvels “’70s
Tech” (CC)
Reba (CC)
›› Love’s Deadly Triangle: The Texas Cadet Murder
(1997) Holly Marie Combs, David Lipper. (CC)
Medium “...About Last
Night” (CC)
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Fact.
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pez (CC)
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eration (CC)
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›› Nacho Libre (2006) Jack Black. Premiere. A Mexi-
can cook moonlights as a professional wrestler.
Seinfeld
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Law & Order “Positive”
(CC) (DVS)
Family Guy
(CC)
›› Step Up (2006) Channing Tatum. A troubled guy’s
dancing attracts the attention of a ballerina.
NCIS “Judgment Day” (Part House “Honeymoon” (CC) Monk Monk goes up
2 of 2) (CC)
against a chess genius.
Jeopardy!
(CC)
Battlestar Galactica (N)
(CC)
Stargate SG-1 “Memento
Mori” Vala has amnesia.
›› Nacho Libre (2006,
Comedy) Jack Black. (CC)
›› Step Up (2006) Channing Tatum. A troubled guy’s
dancing attracts the attention of a ballerina.
Law & Order: Special Vic- House “The Softer Side”
tims Unit (CC)
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could send someone to prison. (CC)
(Off Air)
CSI: NY “Love Run Cold”
(CC)
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Why” (CC)
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The Celebrity Apprentice The celebrities sell cupcakes Law & Order “Chattel”
to raise money for charity. (CC)
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Raymond
Half Men
Cops “Liar
Liar No. 3”
MADtv Talk show host Jerry
Springer. (N) (CC)
Cops (PA)
(CC)
America’s Most Wanted:
America Fights Back (N)
Lawrence Welk’s TV Trea- As Time Goes By Reunion Special (CC)
sures (CC)
News
Two and a
Half Men
Great Performances Singers pay tribute to prolific song-
writer and producer David Foster. (CC)
››› Die Hard With a Ven- ›› Pearl Harbor (2001, War) Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale. Premiere. CSI: Miami Murder at a
geance (1995) (CC)
Friends join a war effort after the Japanese attack Hawaii. (CC)
wedding. (CC)
›› Just Friends (2005) Ryan Reynolds. A music execu- ›› Idiocracy (2006) Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph. A
tive tries to woo his high-school crush. (CC)
soldier awakens 500 years in the future. (CC)
››› Napoleon Dynamite
(2004) Jon Heder. (CC)
MythBusters Destroyed in The Science of Sex Appeal The evolution of human sex Anatomy of Sex Attraction How It’s
(CC)
Seconds
appeal. (CC)
and mating. (CC)
Made (CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
›› Sky High (2005, Comedy) Michael
Angarano, Kurt Russell. (CC)
College Basketball Louis- SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
ville at West Virginia.
Midnight
Madness
How It’s
Made (CC)
Phineas and Zack & Cody Cory in the Zack & Cody Hannah
Ferb
House (CC)
Montana
NBA Fast-
break (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
››› Harry Potter and the ››› Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe,
Chamber of Secrets (CC) Rupert Grint. The young wizard confronts the fugitive Sirius Black. (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
››› Beetlejuice (1988)
Michael Keaton. (CC)
›› The Replacements
(2000) Keanu Reeves.
›› Street Kings (2008, Crime Drama) Keanu Reeves,
Forest Whitaker, Hugh Laurie. Premiere. (CC)
Boxing Joel Julio vs. James Kirkland. (Same-day Tape)
(CC)
UFO Hunters (CC)
Einstein The physicist formulates the theory of relativ-
ity. (CC)
The Universe “Beyond the Big Bang” The formation of
galaxies. (CC)
›› I Want to Marry Ryan Banks (2004) Jason Priest-
ley, Bradley Cooper, Emma Caulfield. Premiere. (CC)
Making the Band 4
››› Intolerable Cruelty (2003) George Clooney. A
successful attorney matches wits with a gold digger.
MTV Cribs Awards
››› Intolerable Cruelty
(2003) George Clooney.
Dogg After
Dark
America’s Best Dance
Crew
From G’s to Gents
Drake &
Josh (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Home Im-
provement
George Lo-
pez (CC)
iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) iCarly “iLook True Jack-
Alike”
son, VP (N)
H2O (N)
(CC)
›› Saw II (2005) Donnie Wahlberg. A detective must
save his son from a madman’s sadistic game.
› See No Evil (2006) Kane. Premiere. A maniac terror- Lake Dead (2007, Horror)
izes a group of delinquents cleaning a hotel.
Tara Gerard. (CC)
››› The School of Rock (2003, Comedy) Jack Black, Joan Cusack. ›› Dumb & Dumber (1994) Jim Carrey. Two witless
An unemployed guitarist poses as a teacher. (CC)
wonders take a cash-laden briefcase to Aspen. (CC)
› Blue Streak (1999) Mar- › In the Mix (2005) Usher. A disc jockey becomes a
tin Lawrence.
bodyguard for a mobster’s daughter. (CC)
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Man (2002)
Burn Notice “Lesser Evil”
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two drummers threatens a college band. (CC)
››› The Bourne Identity ››› Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003, Adventure)
(2002) Matt Damon. (CC)
Johnny Depp. A blacksmith and a pirate must rescue a kidnapped damsel. (CC)
10 pm
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America’s Funniest Home Extreme Makeover: Home Desperate Housewives
Videos (N) (CC)
Edition (N) (CC)
“Crime Doesn’t Pay” (N)
Brothers & Sisters “Taking News (N)
Sides” (N) (CC)
Steel
Dreams
60 Minutes (CC)
The Unit A new team mem- News (N)
ber joins the unit. (N)
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Without a
Trace (CC)
The Amazing Race 14
(N) (CC)
Saturday Night Live Just Saturday Night Live Just
Game Show Parodies (N) Commercials (N) (CC)
Hole in the Wall (N) (CC)
The Simp-
sons (N)
Discovering Secrets of
the Vatican
Panda Tales (CC)
Cold Case “Jackals” (N)
(CC)
The Celebrity Apprentice Celebrities must create a
comic book character and present it to a publisher.
King of the Family Guy
Hill (N) (CC) (N) (CC)
American
Dad (N)
News
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TMZ (N) (CC)
Masterpiece Classic Charles Dickens’ story about his
own journey from boy to man. (CC)
To Be An-
nounced
Seinfeld
(CC)
Paid Pro-
gram
Change Your
CSI: Miami “Broken” (CC) CSI: Miami “Internal Af-
fairs” (CC)
CSI: Miami Horatio puts his The Sopranos AJ struggles The Sopranos AJ struggles
life on the line. (CC)
with depression.
with depression.
›› Idiocracy (2006, Comedy) Luke Wilson, Maya Ru-
dolph. A soldier awakens 500 years in the future.
Dane Cook: Rough
Around the Edges (CC)
Russell Brand in New
York City Performance.
Rampage! “Riot Rampage” Rampage! “Weather Ram- Rampage! “Weather Ram- Tornado Rampage (CC)
(CC)
page” (N)
page 2” (N)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Sonny With Wizards-
Place
Montana (N) A Chance
Baseball World Classic --
Teams TBA. (Live)
Demetri
Martin
South Park
(CC)
Rampage! “Riot Rampage”
(CC)
››› Freaky Friday (2003) Jamie Lee Curtis. A woman Zack & Cody Hannah
and her daughter magically exchange bodies.
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (CC)
SportsCenter (CC)
Harry Potter- ››› Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma
Azkaban
Watson. Voldemort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. (CC)
››› Definitely, Maybe (2008, Romance-Comedy) Ryan Big Love “Rough Edges”
Reynolds, Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin. (CC)
(N) (CC)
America’s Funniest Home
Videos (CC)
Flight of the Eastbound Big Love “Rough Edges”
Conchords & Down (N) (CC)
Gangland The 18th Street
gang of Los Angeles.
Ancient Aliens Searching for evidence that aliens influ- Ax Men “Ax Men Cometh”
enced mankind in ancient times. (N) (CC)
(CC)
UFO Files Unidentified sub-
merged objects. (CC)
Augusta, Gone (2006)
Sharon Lawrence. (CC)
Mom, Dad and Her (2008) Melora Hardin. A teen devel- Army Wives “Loyalties”
ops a hostile relationship with her stepmother.
(CC)
Grey’s Anatomy “Who’s
Zoomin Who?” (CC)
MTV Cribs
Awards
College Life Fantasy
Fact.
iCarly (CC) True Jack-
son, VP
H2O (CC)
Fantasy
Fact.
Fantasy
Fact.
CollegeHmr Nitro Circus How’s Your
News? (N)
(N)
Zoey 101
(CC)
Home Im-
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Home Im-
provement
Ginger Snaps: Unleashed (2004) Emily Perkins. A
young woman is in danger of becoming a werewolf.
George Lo-
pez (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Fantasy
Fact.
pert Grint, Emma Watson) are back at Hogwarts
Critic’s
Choice
again
are faced with unimaginable evil. Added
I.V.
C HAMBER and
OF
C OMMERCE
to their concern is an escaped convict (Gary Old-
Thursday
man)
who is on the loose and apparently coming
Dinner
8 p.m. on Awards
NBC (5)
after Harry with murder in mind. David Thewlis,
My Name Is Earl: Dodge’s (Louis T. Moyle) pleas Alan Rickman and Robbie Coltrane also star in
& space
Dance
this 2004 installment.
for Joy (Jaime Pressly) to let him attend
camp prompt Earl (Jason Lee) to reminisce about
Sunday
the blast he and Randy (Ethan Suplee) had when
8
p.m.
on NBC (5)
they went to Chaz Dalton’s Space Academy as
Saturday, March 14, 5 to 10 p.m.
kids. Unfortunately, a visit to the Chaz Dalton
(Curtis Armstrong) of today only
reveals that Inn
Earl’s
Junction
childhood hero has feet of clay. Eddie Steeples
and Nadine Velazquez co-star in the new episode
Music by
“Chaz Dalton’s Space Academy.”
How It’s
Made (CC)
›› Over Her Dead Body (2008, Romance-Comedy)
Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd. Premiere. (CC)
Sunday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
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10
NBC
5
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4
PBS
7
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17
COM
47
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45
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6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
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9
8:30
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Ugly Betty Ignacio enters a Grey’s Anatomy “Piece of
Fortune (N) TV cook-off. (N) (CC)
My Heart” (CC)
Saturday Evening
7 pm
7:30
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13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
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17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
8 pm
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Friday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
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7
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ters (CC)
War Wolves (2009) John Saxon. Premiere. U.S. soldiers Never Cry Werewolf (2008)
search for the carrier of a werewolf virus.
Kevin Sorbo. (CC)
››› The School of Rock ›› Nacho Libre (2006, Comedy) Jack Black. A Mexican ›› Nacho Libre (2006, Comedy) Jack Black. A Mexican
(2003) Jack Black. (CC)
cook moonlights as a professional wrestler. (CC)
cook moonlights as a professional wrestler. (CC)
› In the Mix (2005, Com-
edy-Drama) Usher. (CC)
›› Step Up (2006) Channing Tatum. A troubled guy’s
dancing attracts the attention of a ballerina.
›› Step Up (2006) Channing Tatum. A troubled guy’s
dancing attracts the attention of a ballerina.
House “Guardian Angels”
Massive seizure. (CC)
House “Mirror Mirror” Hypo- House The CIA recruits
chondriac. (CC)
House. (CC)
House “You Don’t Want to
Know” (CC)
Law & Order: Special Vic-
tims Unit “Retro” (CC)
Saturday Night Live Just Commercials: Among
$25
per person
the highlights
from some of the best “SNL” ad par-
odies: Schmitt’s Gay Beer, Three-Legged Jeans,
Topless Christmas Special,”
“Death Row Bloopers,” John Belushi’s Little Choc-
olate Donuts and Dan Aykroyd’s Bass-O-Matic.
Former cast member Will Ferrell hosts.
“Martha Stewart’s
“Jefferson”
Friday
9 p.m. on ABC (13)
Monday
20/20: Elizabeth Vargas anchors a special edition
8
p.m.
on ABC (13)
spotlighting entertainers Siegfried
and Roy as they perform one last
Dancing With the Stars: Thir-
time at
the Power of Love char-
Name________________________________________________________
teen new stars — including
ity gala to benefit the Lou Ruvo
Olympic gold medalist Shawn
Brain institute. The hour also in-
Johnson, 17, the youngest com-
cludes the two reflecting on their
petitor ever — team with pro-
Number
of
Guests_____________
Amount
Enclosed__________________
extraordinary career at their Las
fessional dancers to train and
Vegas home and talking about
compete in the eighth season
Roy’s near-miraculous recovery
of this hit ballroom dancing con-
after nearly being killed in a tiger
test. Among the other footloose
Prime
Rib__________
Chicken__________
Vegetarian_________
attack.
celebrities: singers Jewel, paired
with Dmitry Chaplin, and Lil’ Kim,
Saturday
partnered with Derek Hough; ac-
8 p.m. on FAM (3)
tor David Alan Grier, dancing
RSVP
with Kym Center)
Johnson; and rodeo
Harry Potter and
the Chamber
Prison- Office, 201 Caves Hwy. (I.V. Visitor
Ty Murray (Jewel’s hubby),
er of Azkaban: Harry, Ron and
or P.O. Box 310 (deadline March star
9)
with Chelsie Hightower.
Hermione (Daniel Radcliffe, Ru-
Monday Evening
7 pm
7:30
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13
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10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
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17
COM
47
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45
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6
FAM
3
HBO
18
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