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9 pm
9:30
Grey’s Anatomy “There’s
No I in Team” (CC)
10 pm
December 25, 2008
10:30 11 pm 11:30
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
Without a Trace “Claus and CSI: Crime Scene Investi- Eleventh Hour “Savant”
Effect” (CC)
gation (CC) (DVS)
(CC)
News (N)
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Late Show-
Letterman
The Insider
(N) (CC)
Deal or No Deal (iTV) A father of 13 rotates rounds with The Office
two of his children. (N) (CC)
(CC)
The Office
(CC)
News (N)
Tonight
Show
The Simp-
sons (CC)
Kitchen Nightmares
“Peter’s” (CC)
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
Kitchen Nightmares
“Handlebar” (CC)
Private Practice “Nothing
to Talk About” (CC)
News
News-Lehrer Second-
Health
The This Old House Hour Great Performances “Peter California’s Gold “Sinatra’s Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
(N) (CC)
& the Wolf” (CC)
House” (CC)
Cold Case Files (CC)
The First 48 “Wrong Turn;
Deadly Dance” (CC)
Jeff Dunham’s Very Spe-
cial Christmas Special
››› Bad Santa (2003) Billy Bob Thornton. Two crimi-
nals disguise themselves as St. Nick and an elf.
MythBusters “Holiday Spe- MythBusters “Exploding
cial” Holiday myths.
Steak” (CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
The First 48 “Hard Fall”
Airline executive. (CC)
The First 48 (CC)
The First 48 “Torched” (CC)
Jeff Dunham’s Very Spe-
cial Christmas Special
Gerry Dee: No Reading
Ahead (CC)
MythBusters Testing myths MythBusters “End With a
about survival.
Bang” Sayings. (CC)
MythBusters “Christmas
Special” (CC)
›› Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas
(2004) Voices of Wayne Allwine.
Best of This Is SportsCen- SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
ter (N) (CC)
››› The Incredibles (2004) Voices of
Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter. (CC)
Wizards-
Place
Wizards-
Place
Life With
Derek (CC)
NFL Live
(CC)
SportsCenter (CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
SportsCenter (CC)
››› Cars (2006) Voices of Owen Wilson, Paul Newman. Animated. A The 700 Club (CC)
race car gets stranded in a town along Route 66. (CC)
› Wild Wild West (1999)
Will Smith. (CC)
›› Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
Jason Lee, David Cross. (CC)
Modern Marvels “Christ-
mas Tech” (CC)
God vs. Satan Examining Jewish, Christian and Islamic Banned From the Bible Books omitted from the New
beliefs about Armageddon. (CC)
Testament. (CC)
››› The Simpsons Movie (2007) Voices Cathouse:
Revolution-
of Dan Castellaneta. (CC)
The Musical ary
Will You Merry Me? (2008) Wendie Malick. A couple
bring their families together for the holidays. (CC)
A Very Merry Daughter of the Bride (2008, Comedy-
Drama) Joanna Garcia, Luke Perry. (CC)
Date My
Mom (CC)
Date My
Mom (CC)
Date My
Mom (CC)
Date My
Mom (CC)
Date My
Mom (CC)
Drake &
Josh (CC)
Drake &
Josh (CC)
iCarly
“iChristmas”
SpongeBob Home Im-
provement
Date My
Mom (CC)
Parental
Parental
Parental
Parental
Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC)
Home Im-
provement
George Lo-
pez (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “The Outcast”
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “The Birthright”
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “The Birthright”
››› A Christmas Story
(1983) Peter Billingsley.
Family Guy
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
›› Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003,
Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Sally Field. (CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Family Guy
“McStroke”
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “Starship Mine”
NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Dallas Mavericks at Portland Trail Blazers. From the
ball
Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (Live) (CC)
Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) Law & Order “Floater”
(CC) (DVS)
House “Failure to Commu- House “Merry Little Christ- House “Need to Know”
nicate” (CC)
mas” (CC)
(CC)
House “Distractions” (CC) House “Control” (CC)
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10:30 11 pm 11:30
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Wheel of
Wife Swap “McCaslin/
Fortune (N) Deekens” (CC)
20/20 (CC)
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Hero” (CC)
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Late Show-
Letterman
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ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
Top Chef (CC)
Dateline NBC Mistaken identity stuns the families of two News (N)
accident victims. (CC)
Tonight
Show
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
Are You Smarter Than a
5th Grader? (CC)
Don’t Forget the Lyrics!
(CC)
Friends
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News
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TMZ (N)
(CC)
Friends
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Nightline (N)
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News-Lehrer NOW on
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Washington WealthTrack Bill Moyers Journal (N)
Week (N)
(CC)
Austin City Limits (CC)
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
CSI: Miami “Crime Wave”
(CC)
CSI: Miami “Killer Date”
(CC)
CSI: Miami “Vengeance”
(CC)
Criminal Minds “The Last
Word” (CC)
CSI: Miami “Recoil” (CC)
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006, Com-
edy) John White, Steve Talley. (CC)
›› National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002, Comedy)
Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Tim Matheson. (CC)
Dirty Jobs Handmade
bricks; cranberry farming.
Dirty Jobs “Sheep Castra- Dirty Jobs “Pig Farmer”
tor” (CC)
Iowa pig farmer. (CC)
Dirty Jobs “Snake Re-
searcher” Water snakes.
Dirty Jobs “Gourd Maker”
(CC)
Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Zack & Cody Hannah
Ferb
Ferb
Ferb
Ferb
Ferb
Ferb
Ferb
Ferb
Montana
College Football: Motor
City Bowl
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
››› The Family Man (2000, Romance-Comedy) Nicolas Cage, Tea Leoni, Don
Cheadle. A Wall Street playboy wakes to an alternate suburban existence. (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
SportsCen-
ter (CC)
NBA Fast-
break (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
The 700 Club (CC)
››› The Bourne Ultimatum (2007, Ac- ››› Transformers (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Josh Little Britain Cathouse:
tion) Matt Damon, Julia Stiles. (CC)
Duhamel. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (CC)
USA (CC)
Three Ring
Modern Marvels The B-2
stealth bomber. (CC)
Modern Marvels “Night”
(N) (CC)
Gangland “Paid in Blood”
Florida. (CC)
Still Stand-
ing (CC)
Still Stand-
ing (CC)
Reba (CC)
›› Angel Eyes (2001, Drama) Jennifer Lopez, Jim Ca- Will & Grace Will & Grace
viezel, Sonia Braga. (CC)
(CC)
(CC)
Made
Made
Reba (CC)
Shadow Force “Last
Chance” (N) (CC)
Parental
Parental
Parental
Jackass
Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC)
Drake & Josh Josh jeopar- SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob George Lo-
dizes the friendship.
pez (CC)
Jackass
Jackass
Jackass
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Home Im-
provement
Home Im-
provement
Highlander: The Source
(2007) Adrian Paul.
›› Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) Johnny Depp, Orlando
Bloom. Premiere. Capt. Jack Sparrow owes a blood debt to a ghostly pirate.
Seinfeld
(CC)
House of
Payne
Seinfeld
(CC)
Law & Order “Mother’s
Day” (CC) (DVS)
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
Highlander “For Evil’s
Sake” (CC)
›› Last Holiday (2006, Comedy) Queen Latifah. A ter-
minally ill woman lives it up on vacation. (CC)
›› Con Air (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. ›› Con Air (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack.
Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (CC)
Vicious convicts hijack their flight. (CC)
House “Resignation” (CC) House “97 Seconds” (CC) House “Guardian Angels”
Massive seizure. (CC)
Jeopardy!
(CC)
Gangland “Stone to the
Bone” Black P. Stones.
House “Mirror Mirror” Hypo- ››› Inside Man (2006)
chondriac. (CC)
Denzel Washington. (CC)
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December 27, 2008
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At the Mov- ››› Miracle (2004, Drama) Kurt Russell, Patricia Clarkson, Noah Emmerich. The
ies (N) (CC) U.S. Olympic hockey team beats the Soviet team.
CSI: NY Someone kills the 48 Hours Special: The
host of a poker game.
Lord’s Boot Camp (CC)
News (N)
›› The Longest Yard (2005, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock.
Prisoners train for a football game against the guards. (CC)
Entertainment Tonight
(N) (CC)
The Beijing Olympic Opening Ceremony: The TV
Event of the Year (N) (CC)
Law & Order: Special Vic- News (N)
tims Unit “Persona”
Everybody- Two and a
Raymond
Half Men
Cops (PA)
(CC)
Cops (PA)
(CC)
America’s Most Wanted:
America Fights Back (N)
News
Globe Trekker “Northern
France” (CC)
As Time
Goes By
Summer
Wine
New Tricks (CC)
Mystery! “The Murder Room” (Part 2 of
2) (CC) (DVS)
CSI: Miami “Just One Kiss” CSI: Miami “Ashes to
(CC)
Ashes” (CC)
Quest for
No. 1
Red Light Districts Prostitution. (CC)
(Off Air)
News (N)
(CC)
Saturday
Night Live
MADtv Favorite sketches.
(CC)
From the
Top
Gentlemen’s Clubs Men
watch women dance.
›› National Lampoon’s
Van Wilder (2002) (CC)
›› Scary Movie 4 (2006, Comedy) Anna Faris, Craig
Bierko, Regina Hall. (CC)
› Not Another Teen Movie (2001, Comedy) Chyler
Leigh, Chris Evans, Jaime Pressly. (CC)
Survivorman (CC)
Survivorman (CC)
Survivorman (CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
Cory in the Zack & Cody ›› Confessions of a Teenage Drama
House (CC)
Queen (2004) Lindsay Lohan. (CC)
Survivorman (CC)
College Football Emerald Bowl -- Califor- SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
nia vs. Miami. From San Francisco.
Survivorman (CC)
Phineas and Zack & Cody Hannah
Ferb
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
››› The Family Man (2000, Romance-Comedy) Nico- ›› The Notebook (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams, James Gar-
las Cage, Tea Leoni, Don Cheadle. (CC)
ner. A man tells a story to a woman about two lovers. (CC)
›› The Wedding Planner (2001, Romance-Comedy)
Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey. (CC)
›› The Golden Compass (2007, Fantasy) Nicole Kid-
man, Dakota Blue Richards. Premiere. (CC)
Band of Brothers “The
Breaking Point” (CC)
Band of Brothers “Why We Fight” (CC)
Band of Brothers “The
Last Patrol” (CC)
Boxing’s Best of 2008
(N) (CC)
Band of Brothers “Points” (CC)
Intimate Stranger (2006) Kari Matchett, Peter Outer-
bridge. A man stalks his former girlfriend. (CC)
Love Sick: Secrets of a Sex Addict (2008, Docudrama) Medium “Wicked Game”
Sally Pressman, David James Elliott. (CC)
(Part 2 of 2) (CC)
True Life
True Life
A Double Shot of Love
Pool party.
›› Jackass: The Movie (2002) Johnny Knoxville. Nit-
wits perform stunts and pull practical jokes.
iCarly (CC) True Jack-
son, VP
iCarly (CC) Drake &
Josh (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Drake &
Josh (CC)
Drake &
Josh (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Home Im-
provement
Home Im-
provement
100 Million BC (2008) Michael Gross. Time travelers
bring a dinosaur back to Los Angeles. (CC)
›› The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum, Julianne
Moore. Premiere. An expedition returns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress.
Funniest Commercials of Family Guy
the Year: 2008
(CC)
››› My Cousin Vinny (1992) Joe Pesci. An inept law- ›› Old School (2003)
yer tries to free his cousin from a Dixie jail. (CC)
Luke Wilson. (CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
›› The Wedding Date
(2005) Debra Messing.
›› Failure to Launch (2006, Romance-Comedy) Mat-
thew McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker. (CC)
›› Failure to Launch (2006, Romance-Comedy) Mat-
thew McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker. (CC)
NCIS “In the Dark” (CC)
NCIS “Trojan Horse” (CC)
NCIS “Bury Your Dead”
(CC)
NCIS “Angel of Death”
(CC)
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NCIS “Family” (CC)
December 28, 2008
10:30 11 pm 11:30
›››› The Sound of Music (1965, Musical) Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, Eleanor Parker. A governess
weds an Austrian widower with seven children. (CC)
News (N)
Steel
Dreams
60 Minutes (CC)
Million Dollar Password
(N) (CC)
Cold Case “Sabotage”
(CC)
The Unit “Play 16” (CC)
News (N)
(CC)
Without a
Trace (CC)
News (N)
Seinfeld
(CC)
NFL Football Teams to Be Announced.
(S Live) (CC)
News (N)
Academic
Challenge
Whacked
Out Sports
Dateline NBC (CC)
To Be Announced
The Simp-
sons
King of the
Hill (CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
American
Dad (CC)
News
Antiques Roadshow
“Roadshow Remembers”
Nature “Unforgettable El-
ephants” (CC) (DVS)
CSI: Miami “Payback” (CC) CSI: Miami “The Score”
(CC)
TMZ (N) (CC)
Masterpiece Contemporary Jane Tennison investigates Independent Lens (CC)
the murder of a 14-year-old girl. (CC) (DVS)
CSI: Miami “Silencer” (CC) CSI: Miami “Fade Out”
(CC)
CSI: Miami “Skeletons”
(CC)
›› Scary Movie 4 (2006,
Comedy) Anna Faris. (CC)
› Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006, Com- Jackass 2.5 (2007) Johnny South Park
“Raisins”
edy) Larry the Cable Guy, Iris Bahr. (CC)
Knoxville. (CC)
Planet Earth “Jungles”
Jungle animals. (CC)
Planet Earth “Fresh Water” Planet Earth “Pole to Pole” Planet Earth “Deserts”
(CC)
Seasonal effects.
Rarely seen desert life.
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
Hannah
Montana
College Football Independence Bowl --
Northern Illinois vs. Louisiana Tech.
›› Uptown Girls (2003)
Brittany Murphy. (CC)
Wizards-
Place
Planet Earth “Jungles”
Jungle animals. (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
›› The Notebook (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling, Rachel McAdams, James Gar-
ner. A man tells a story to a woman about two lovers. (CC)
Yes Man: 1st Summer
Hght
College
Football
America’s Funniest Home
Videos (CC)
Boxing’s Best of 2008
(N) (CC)
Valkyrie: The Plot to Kill Hitler German officers plot to Rumrunners, Moonshiners and Bootleggers Prohibi-
assassinate Adolf Hitler. (CC)
tion is a boon for smugglers. (CC)
Hush (2005) Tori Spelling, Victoria Pratt. A married man ››› Unfaithful (2002, Drama) Richard Gere, Diane Lane, Olivier
deals with an obsessive former girlfriend. (CC)
Martinez. A housewife has an affair with a charming stranger. (CC)
Made
The Hills
(CC)
Merry Christmas, Drake & H2O (CC)
Josh (2008) Drake Bell.
›› The Lost World: Ju-
rassic Park (1997)
Chocolate
News (CC)
›› The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Zack & Cody Hannah
Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews. (CC)
Montana
›› The Golden Compass (2007) Nicole ››› I Am Legend (2007, Science Fic-
Kidman, Dakota Blue Richards. (CC)
tion) Will Smith, Alice Braga. (CC)
The Universe “Living in
Space” (CC)
Two and a
Half Men
Grey’s
Anatomy
Parental
Parental
Parental
Parental
Parental
Parental
Parental
Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC)
Zoey 101
(CC)
News Spe-
cial
Home Im-
provement
George Lo-
pez (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
›› National Treasure (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage, Hunter Gomez, Diane Kru-
ger. A man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence.
››› My Cousin Vinny (1992) Joe Pesci. An inept law- ›› Old School (2003) Luke Wilson. Three men relive
yer tries to free his cousin from a Dixie jail. (CC)
their wild past by starting a fraternity. (CC)
›› What Women Want
(2000) Mel Gibson. (CC)
››› Cast Away (2000, Drama) Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt. A courier
company executive is marooned on a remote island. (CC)
House “The Right Stuff”
(CC)
House “Frozen” (CC)
House The CIA recruits
House. (CC)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
Lost City Raiders (2008,
Adventure) James Brolin.
›› The Ringer (2005)
Johnny Knoxville. (CC)
››› Cast Away (2000, Drama) Tom
Hanks, Helen Hunt, Nick Searcy. (CC)
House “Games” (CC)
House “Dying Changes
Everything” (CC)
Benson (Mariska Hargitay) hides in the building,
uncovering a 34-year-old unsolved murder case in
the process. Michaela McManus also stars.
Critic’s Choice
Thursday
9 p.m. on ABC (13)
Sunday
9 p.m. on CBS (10)
Grey’s Anatomy: Wouldn’t it be great if you
learned your life depended on things going down
like dominoes? In “There’s No I in Team,” Bai-
ley (Chandra Wilson) leads a team of doctors
performing a string of surgeries in which each
procedure depends on the one that precedes it.
Then Derek gets all the credit for the brain tumor
study he did with Meredith, while Lexie tries to get
George to notice her.
Cold Case: This case is still warm, but Rush
(Kathryn Morris) and her team have to dig up some
old dirt to solve it. A serial bomber, who appears to
be losing his touch, maims someone who wasn’t
his intended target. To stop him before he gets to
his real quarry, they must revisit three previous
attacks, in 1999, 2001 and 2003, which killed two
people and blinded another in “Sabotage.”
Friday
9 p.m. on ABC (13)
Monday
8 p.m. on FOX (4)
Supernanny: Dorothy and Kip Baulisch of Nebras-
ka are deaf parents raising four hearing children.
But they rely too heavily on the eldest daughter,
Melissa (18), who understands sign language, as
a surrogate hearing parent, and it’s put a huge
strain on their relationship. She’s giving up her
youth to be a full-time interpreter.
House: House (Hugh Laurie) and the team take
on the case of a struggling portrait artist (Breckin
Meyer) with an undiagnosed illness that’s distort-
ing his perception and threatening his career.
What, people don’t like their noses placed
on top of their foreheads? It seems he is
on three separate drug trials to pay the
bills.
Illinois Valley News
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10 p.m. on NBC (5)
Will & Grace Will & Grace
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(CC)
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration “Ethics” (CC)
Sunday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
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8:30
Wheel of
Ugly Betty “Crimes of
Fortune (N) Fashion” (CC)
Saturday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
8 pm
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(N) (CC)
Friday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
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17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
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40
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8 p.m. on ABC (13)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Mia
Lorimer (guest star Clea Duvall) claims
to have been raped in an attempt to
hide being abused by her husband.
Their tenants, Jonah and Linnie
(Mike Farrell, Brenda Blethyn),
are aware of the abuse but do
not report it, fearing they’d be
evicted. When Mia returns to
her husband and her home,
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10
NBC
5
FOX
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PBS
7
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18
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December 29, 2008
10:30 11 pm 11:30
Wheel of
››› Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003, Adventure)
Fortune (N) Johnny Depp. A blacksmith and a pirate must rescue a kidnapped damsel.
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
Big Bang
Theory
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
Holiday Moments: Home
Video
Deal or No Deal (iTV)
(N) (CC)
Momma’s Boys (N) (CC)
News (N)
Tonight
Show
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
House “Adverse Events”
(PA) (CC)
Bones “The Man in the
Outhouse” (PA) (CC)
News
Friends
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
How I Met
Two and a
Half Men
News (N)
Worst Week CSI: Miami “To Kill a Preda- News (N)
(CC)
tor” (CC)
(CC)
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
News-Lehrer America’s
Heartland
Antiques Roadshow “Wild American Experience President John Adams often
Things” (CC)
sought the advice of his wife, Abigail. (CC)
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
CSI: Miami “Speed Kills”
(CC)
Intervention Crystal meth; Intervention “Brittany”
crack cocaine. (CC)
(N) (CC)
Intervention “Dillon” (CC)
Intervention “Jill” Jill
abuses alcohol. (CC)
Scrubs “My
Way Home”
Futurama
(CC)
South Park
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South Park
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Scrubs “My
Big Bird”
Futurama
(CC)
South Park
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South Park
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Deadliest Catch “Fresh
Blood” (CC)
Deadliest Catch “Changing Deadliest Catch Fleet
Tides” (CC)
makes its final push. (CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
›› Return to Never Land (2002, Fan-
tasy) Voices of Harriet Owen. (CC)
College Football Valero Alamo Bowl --
Missouri vs. Northwestern. (Live)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
South Park
(CC)
Deadliest Catch “The Final Deadliest Catch Special:
Hour” (CC)
Behind the Scenes
Phineas and Wizards-
Ferb
Place
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
South Park
(CC)
Life With
Derek
NFL Primetime (CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
›› Snow Dogs (2002) Cuba Gooding Jr.. A Miami den- America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
tist becomes a sled-dog racer in Alaska. (CC)
Videos (CC)
REAL Sports With Bryant Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven (N) (CC)
Gumbel (CC)
Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger The
comic performs in South Africa. (CC)
Modern Marvels Miners
dig for rough diamonds.
Seven Deadly Sins The
history of lust. (N) (CC)
Still Stand-
ing “Pilot”
Reba “War
and Peace”
›› Lucky 7 (2003) Kimberly Williams-Paisley. A lawyer Will & Grace Will & Grace
believes that her true love has arrived too soon.
(CC)
(CC)
Still Stand-
ing (CC)
Sucker Free
Drake &
Josh (CC)
Reba (CC)
MTV Special
Drake &
Josh (CC)
MTV Special
SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im-
provement
History of Sex “Ancient
Civilizations” (CC)
Boxing’s Best of 2008
(N) (CC)
Modern Marvels “Night”
(CC)
Seinfeld
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Seinfeld
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Family Guy
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Family Guy
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Family Guy
“Petergeist”
Home Im-
provement
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pez (CC)
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pez (CC)
Family Guy
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My Name Is My Name Is Seinfeld
Earl (CC)
Earl (CC)
(CC)
Law & Order “Cut” (CC)
(DVS)
Law & Order “Captive”
(CC) (DVS)
NCIS Tony is suspected of
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WWE Monday Night Raw (CC)
Law & Order “Dining Out”
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Wheel of
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Fortune (N) Brown
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
8:30
9 pm
Rudolph’s Shiny New
Year (CC)
9:30
According
to Jim (N)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
Mobile Suit Mobile Suit
Gundam 00 Gundam 00
Law & Order “Hitman”
(CC) (DVS)
8 pm
History of Sex “The Middle
Ages” (CC)
The City (N) MTV Special MTV Special
(CC)
Tin Man A tornado sweeps a young woman away to a darkly magical realm.
10 pm
Sex and the
City (CC)
The Closer “Live Wire”
(CC)
››› Elf (2003) Will Ferrell,
James Caan. (CC)
December 30, 2008
10:30 11 pm 11:30
Eli Stone “Two Ministers”
(N) (CC)
News (N)
Nightline (N)
(CC)
NCIS “Leap of Faith” (CC) 31st Annual Kennedy Center Honors Gala at Kennedy News (N)
Center Opera House. (N) (CC)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
NBC 5 Year In Review
Law & Order “Strike” (CC) Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- News (N)
tims Unit “Trials” (CC)
tims Unit (CC)
Tonight
Show
Two and a
Half Men
House “Birthmarks” (PA)
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
The Simp-
sons (CC)
Fringe “The Cure” A wom- News
an causes illness.
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Friends
(CC)
News-Lehrer Oregon
Nova “Is There Life on
Field Guide Mars?” (N) (CC) (DVS)
Frontline “The War Brief-
ing” (CC) (DVS)
Chicano Rock! The
Sounds-Los Angeles
CSI: Miami “Pirated” (CC) The First 48 (CC)
The First 48 Investigating
two homicides in Miami.
Manhunters Manhunters The Rookies The Rookies
(CC)
(CC)
Scrubs “My
Half-Acre”
South Park
“Pandemic”
South Park
(CC)
Scrubs (CC) Futurama
(CC)
Futurama
(CC)
Storm Chasers “Road Haz- Storm Chasers “No Place
ards” Broken radar.
Like Kansas” (CC)
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
South Park
(CC)
College Football Pacific Life Holiday Bowl SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
-- Oklahoma State vs. Oregon.
That ’70s
Show (CC)
South Park
(CC)
Storm Chasers “Hail to the Storm Chasers “Tornado
Beast” (CC)
Showdown” (CC)
Minutemen (2008, Comedy) Jason Dolley, Phineas and Wizards-
Luke Benward. (CC)
Ferb
Place
Life With
Derek
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
South Park
(CC)
South Park
(CC)
Storm Chasers “Road Haz-
ards” Broken radar.
Zack & Cody Hannah
Montana
SportsCenter (Live) (CC)
››› Holes (2003, Adventure) Sigourney Weaver, Jon Voight. A wom- America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
an forces juvenile delinquents to dig at a camp. (CC)
Videos (CC)
›› Firehouse Dog (2007) ›› The Golden Compass (2007, Fantasy) Nicole Kid-
Josh Hutcherson. (CC)
man, Dakota Blue Richards, Daniel Craig. (CC)
Breaking the Huddle:
Integration
Modern Marvels The his-
tory of cold cuts. (CC)
Seven Deadly Sins The
history of lust. (CC)
Seven Deadly Sins The
history of envy. (N) (CC)
Extreme Trains “Transconti- Extreme Trains “Ice Cold
nental” (N) (CC)
Express” (CC)
Still Stand-
ing (CC)
Reba (CC)
Wife Swap “Wiggins/Felix” Wife Swap “Collins/Mat-
(CC)
lock” (CC)
Will & Grace Will & Grace
(CC)
(CC)
MTV Special
From G’s to Gents
MTV Special
George Lo-
pez (CC)
George Lo-
pez (CC)
Family Mat- Family Mat-
ters (CC)
ters (CC)
Scare Tac-
tics (CC)
Scare Tac-
tics (CC)
The Bermuda Triangle:
Startling New Secrets
The Office
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The Office
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Sex and the Sex and the
City (CC)
City (CC)
Still Stand-
ing (CC)
Sucker Free
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Rita Rocks
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MTV Special
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SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im-
provement
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration (CC)
Star Trek: The Next Gen-
eration (CC)
ECW
Seinfeld
“The Keys”
Family Guy
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
Family Guy
(CC)
Home Im-
provement
Family Guy
(CC)
Boxing’s Best of 2008
(N) (CC)
Law & Order “Shangri-La”
(CC) (DVS)
›› Rush Hour 2 (2001) Jackie Chan. Detectives battle Leverage “The Wedding
a Hong Kong gangster and his henchmen. (CC)
Job” (N) (CC)
Bones (CC)
NCIS “Probie” (CC)
To Love & Die (2008) Shiri Appleby. A woman learns
that the father she never knew is an assassin. (CC)
Law & Order: Special Vic-
tims Unit “Bound”
Wednesday Evening
7 pm
7:30
8 pm
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
8:30
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Tuesday Evening
7 pm
7:30
ABC
13
CBS
10
NBC
5
FOX
4
PBS
7
A&E
17
COM
47
DISC
45
DISN
38
ESPN
6
FAM
3
HBO
18
HIST
40
LIFE
9
Happy New Year, Charlie Brown: Good
grief! Who assigns elementary-school
children “War and Peace”? Charlie
Brown’s teacher, that’s who. He has to
read it over the Christmas break and
write a report, but holiday distractions
keep getting in the way. He ends up
leaving a New Year’s party and sitting
outside to read, but that doesn’t end
well.
House “Safe” (CC)
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9 pm
9:30
10 pm
December 31, 2008
10:30 11 pm 11:30
Jeopardy!
(N) (CC)
Wheel of
››› Shrek 2 (2004) Voices of Mike Myers. Animated. A Dick Clark’s Primetime
Fortune (N) green ogre must meet his wife’s parents.
New Year’s Rockin’ Eve
News (N)
New Year’s
Rockin’ Eve
Inside Edi-
tion (CC)
Extra (N)
(CC)
Old Chris-
tine
News (N)
(CC)
Late Show-
Letterman
Entertain-
ment
The Insider
(N) (CC)
Knight Rider “Knight Fever” Law & Order: Special Vic- NBC’s New Year’s Eve
(N) (CC)
tims Unit “Cold” (CC)
With Carson Daly (CC)
News (N)
New Year’s
Eve-Carson
Two and a
Half Men
The Simp-
sons (CC)
Bones “Yanks in the U.K.” Brennan and Booth investi-
gate the murder of a young heiress. (CC)
News
New Year’s Eve Live
Countdown to 2009. (CC)
Live From Lincoln Center: New York Philharmonic
Memorial Concert
Newport Jazz Festival
(CC)
News-Lehrer Oregon Art
Beat (CC)
Gary Unmar- Criminal Minds “Tabula
ried
Rasa” (CC)
CSI: NY “Hostage” A bank
heist goes awry.
TMZ (N)
(CC)
Charlie Rose (N) (CC)
Bounty
Hunter
Bounty
Hunter
Bounty
Hunter
Bounty
Hunter
Bounty
Hunter
Bounty
Hunter
Bounty
Hunter
Bounty
Hunter
Scrubs (CC) Scrubs “My
Cabbage”
Futurama
(CC)
Futurama
(CC)
South Park
(CC)
South Park
(CC)
South Park
“D-Yikes”
South Park
(CC)
South Park
(CC)
South Park
(CC)
Apocalypse How (Part
2 of 2)
Machines of Malice “Mod- Machines of Malice “An-
ern Devices”
cient Machines”
Bounty
Hunter
To Be An-
nounced
Bounty
Hunter
To Be An-
nounced
College Football: Chick-
Fil-A Bowl
To Be An-
nounced
To Be An-
nounced
To Be An-
nounced
New Year, No Limits From Las Vegas.
(Live)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
›› The
Bucket List
››› I Am Legend (2007) Will Smith. Bloodthirsty
plague victims surround a lone survivor. (CC)
Modern Marvels “Times
Square” (CC)
Seven Deadly Sins The
history of envy. (CC)
Movie
Movie
Sucker Free
MTV Special
Drake &
Josh (CC)
To Be An-
nounced
SportsCenter (N) (CC)
Summer
Hght
Seven Deadly Sins The
history of gluttony. (N)
Entourage
(CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
To Be An-
nounced
SportsCenter (CC)
Entourage
(CC)
UFO Hunters “Lost UFO
Files” (N) (CC)
To Be An-
nounced
College
Football
Entourage
(CC)
Entourage
“Fire Sale”
UFO Files “Russian Ro-
swell” Kapustin Yar. (CC)
Movie
MTV Special
Run’s House Buzzin
(CC)
MTV Special
Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008, Comedy) Drake ››› The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
Bell, Josh Peck, Miranda Cosgrove. (CC)
Voices of Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke. (CC)
The Twilight The Twilight The Twilight The Twilight The Twilight The Twilight Zone “The
Zone (CC)
Obsolete Man” (CC)
Zone (CC)
Zone (CC)
Zone (CC)
Zone (CC)
Seinfeld
“The Trip”
To Be An-
nounced
America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC)
Videos (CC)
Videos (CC)
Videos (CC)
That ’70s
Show (CC)
Drake &
Josh (CC)
To Be An-
nounced
Machines of Malice “Going Machines of Malice “An-
Medieval”
cient Machines”
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
›››› Saving Private Ryan (1998, War) Tom Hanks,
Edward Burns, Tom Sizemore. (CC)
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
House of
Payne
The Twilight The Twilight The Twilight
Zone (CC)
Zone (CC)
Zone (CC)
House of
Payne
Seinfeld
(CC)
Seinfeld
(CC)
›› Walking Tall (2004, Action) The Rock, ›› Walking Tall (2004, Action) The Rock,
Johnny Knoxville. (CC)
Johnny Knoxville. (CC)
››› Elf (2003) Will Ferrell, ››› Elf (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A man leaves
James Caan. (CC)
Santa’s workshop to search for his family. (CC)
››› Elf (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A man leaves
Santa’s workshop to search for his family. (CC)