Page 10 Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, Ore. Wednesday, December 17, 2008 Thursday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 9 pm 9:30 10 pm Grey’s Anatomy “Brave New World” (CC) Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Million Dollar Password (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investi- Eleventh Hour “Agro” (CC) News (N) gation (CC) (DVS) (CC) Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) My Name Is Kath & Kim The Office Earl (CC) “Money” “Crime Aid” Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) News-Lehrer Second- Health 30 Rock (CC) Private Practice “Equal and Opposite” (CC) News (N) Late Show- Letterman The Office (CC) News (N) Tonight Show Secret Millionaire (Season Are You Smarter Than a Finale) (N) (CC) 5th Grader? (N) (CC) News TMZ (N) (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) The This Old House Hour Rick Steves’ European (N) (CC) Christmas (CC) A Holly Jolly Pops Holi- day The First 48 “Fit of Rage; Mean Streets” (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) The First 48 “Friend or Foe; The Black Widow: A Web Code of Silence” of Suspicion (N) Scrubs (CC) Scrubs “My Jiggly Ball” Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama: Bender’s Big Score (2007, Comedy) Voices Futurama Jon Stewart Report (CC) of Billy West, Katey Sagal. (CC) (CC) South Park (CC) How It’s Made (CC) HowStuffWorks “Beer” (N) Destroyed in Destroyed in Pig Bomb (N) Seconds Seconds How It’s Made (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana Stuck in the Suburbs (2004) Danielle Panabaker, Brenda Song. (CC) College Basketball Louis- SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ville vs. Mississippi. (Live) Cat in the Hat (CC) Lorax (CC) NFL Live (Live) (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Wizards- Place Wizards- Place Life With Derek (CC) NFL Live (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ›› Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Jim Carrey. A ›› Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole curmudgeon hates the Christmas-loving Whos of Whoville. (CC) Christmas (2000) Jim Carrey. (CC) ›› Disturbia (2007) Shia LaBeouf. A troubled youth suspects his neighbor is a serial killer. (CC) House of Saddam “Parts III-IV” Saddam learns of the high price on his head. (Part 2 of 2) (CC) Cathouse: Three Ring Modern Marvels Materials Modern Marvels The his- deflect bullets. (CC) tory of fast-food chains. Gangland: Aryan Brother- Cities of the Underworld hood Aryan Brotherhood. “Gladiators: Blood Sport” Roman Vice Roman funeral practices. (CC) Reba (CC) › Holiday Affair (1996, Drama) Cynthia Gibb. Two very Will & Grace Will & Grace different men vie for a widow’s attentions. (CC) (CC) (CC) Still Stand- ing (CC) True Life Zoey 101 (CC) Reba (CC) Reba “The Feud” (CC) True Life Drake & Josh (CC) Naked Brothers True Life The Fairly Home Im- OddParents provement True Life Home Im- provement George Lo- pez (CC) Family Mat- Family Mat- ters (CC) ters (CC) › Dragon Wars (2007, Action) Jason Behr. A reporter learns that the Imoogi have returned to Earth. ››› Total Recall (1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rachel Ticotin. Strange dreams lead an earthling to intergalactic intrigue. Seinfeld (CC) Friends (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Real Sex Xtra True Life George Lo- pez (CC) ››› Blade Runner ›› Dumb & Dumber (1994) Jim Carrey. Two witless wonders take a cash-laden briefcase to Aspen. (CC) NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Portland Trail Blazers. From the ball Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. (Live) (CC) Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) ››› Any Given Sunday (1999) Al Pacino. (CC) NCIS “Silver War” (CC) House “Three Stories” (CC) House “Kids” (CC) House “Love Hurts” (CC) http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm Psych “Christmas Joy” (CC) December 19, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Wheel of Wife Swap “Heene/Martell” Supernanny “Quinn Fam- Fortune (N) (CC) ily” (CC) 20/20 (CC) News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Ghost Whisperer “Ball and NUMB3RS “Tabu” (CC) Chain” (N) (CC) NUMB3RS “Frienemies” (CC) News (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) Holiday Moments: TV & Film Dateline NBC (CC) News (N) Tonight Show Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (N) (CC) Don’t Forget the Lyrics! (N) (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) News TMZ (N) (CC) News-Lehrer NOW on PBS (N) Washington WealthTrack Bill Moyers Journal (N) Week (N) (CC) Austin City Limits “Crowd- Charlie Rose (N) (CC) ed House” (CC) CSI: Miami “Under the In- fluence” (CC) CSI: Miami “Money Plane” CSI: Miami “Game Over” (CC) (CC) CSI: Miami “Sex & Taxes” (CC) Criminal Minds A serial bomber terrorizes Seattle. Scrubs Dr. Cox’s faith. Scrubs (CC) Brian Regan: Standing Up Jeff Dunham’s Very Spe- The comic performs. cial Christmas Special Denis Leary’s Merry F... Christmas Special (CC) A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! (CC) How It’s Made (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Man vs. Wild “Alaskan Mountain Range” (CC) Survivorman How It’s Made (CC) Hannah Montana Hannah Montana Camp Rock (2008, Musical Comedy) Joe Phineas and Wizards- Jonas, Kevin Jonas. (CC) Ferb Place Survivorman (N) Life With Derek (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Cleveland Cavaliers at Denver Nuggets. From the ball Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) A Miser Brothers’ Christ- mas (CC) ›› The Santa Clause 2 (2002) Tim Allen. Santa must get married in order to keep his job. (CC) ›› The Santa Clause 2 (2002) Tim Allen. Santa must get married in order to keep his job. (CC) › Wild Wild West (1999) Will Smith. (CC) Costas NOW (CC) Modern Marvels “Dredg- ing” (CC) Modern Marvels “Retro Tech” (N) (CC) Gangland Nuestra Familia Shadow Force “Gorilla in California. (CC) War” (N) (CC) Reba “The Break Up” Reba (CC) ››› White Christmas (1954) Bing Crosby. Four enter- Will & Grace Will & Grace tainers try to save an innkeeper from ruin. (CC) (CC) (CC) Still Stand- ing (CC) ›› Shoot ’Em Up (2007, Action) Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti. (CC) Reba “The Wall” (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Little Britain Chris Rock: USA (CC) Kill Shadow Force “Dark Zones” (CC) Parental Parental Parental Ranked: MTV Cribs Priciest Pads Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) Bromances Countdown MTV Cribs Priciest Pads Countdown MTV Cribs Priciest Pads Countdown Zoey 101 (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Home Im- provement iCarly (CC) iCarly “iGo to Japan” Carly, Sam and Freddie travel to Japan. (CC) iCarly “iChristmas” George Lo- pez (CC) Sanctuary “Fata Morgana” Sanctuary “The Five” (CC) Sanctuary “Warriors” (CC) Sanctuary “Instinct” (N) (CC) (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld “The Doll” Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Home Im- provement Stargate Atlantis “Identity” (CC) ›› Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Sex and the Sex and the Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. (CC) City (CC) City (CC) Law & Order “Maritime” (CC) (DVS) ››› Shrek (2001, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy. (CC) NCIS “Switch” (CC) House “Honeymoon” (CC) House “Acceptance” (CC) House “Daddy’s Boy” (CC) House “Joy to the World” (CC) Jeopardy! (CC) ››› Monster House (2006, Fantasy) Steve Buscemi, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mitchel Musso. Premiere. (CC) http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm National-Eu- ropean December 20, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 At the Mov- I Want a Dog for Christ- ›› Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat (2003, Comedy) Mike News (N) ies (N) (CC) mas, Charlie Brown! (CC) Myers, Alec Baldwin, Kelly Preston. (Off Air) CSI: NY “YoungBlood” (CC) ››› Elf (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A man leaves Santa’s workshop to search for his family. (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (CC) News (N) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) Crusoe Friday recalls trials WWE Tribute to the of his childhood. (N) Troops (N) (CC) Law & Order: Special Vic- News (N) tims Unit “Wildlife” Saturday Night Live Everybody- Two and a Raymond Half Men Cops “Wild Chases” Cops “In De- America’s Most Wanted: nial” (CC) America Fights Back (N) News Globe Trekker “Kenya & Niger” (CC) (DVS) As Time Goes By Summer Wine New Tricks (CC) Mystery! Adam Dalgliesh investigates a murder inside a private museum. CSI: Miami “Golden Para- chute” (CC) CSI: Miami “Losing Face” (CC) CSI: Miami “Wet Foot/Dry Foot” (CC) The Sopranos “Pine Bar- rens” (CC) ›› Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again (2004, Documentary) Comics Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy and others perform. (CC) Raiders Highlight MADtv Parody of “Kitchen Nightmares”. From the Top The Sopranos “Amour Fou” (CC) Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road (2006, Comedy) Comics Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall. (CC) Exodus New theories. Unwrapping the Shroud: New Evidence How It’s Made (CC) Noah’s Ark: The True Story (CC) Sodom and Gomorrah Zack & Cody Hannah Montana Cory in the Zack & Cody ››› Spy Kids (2001, Adventure) Antonio Zack & Cody Zack & Cody Hannah House (CC) Banderas, Carla Gugino. (CC) Montana How It’s Made (CC) College Football Pioneer Las Vegas Bowl SportsCenter (Live) (CC) -- Arizona vs. BYU. (Live) College Football Final (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ››› The Family Man (2000) Nicolas Cage. (CC) Christmas in Wonderland (2007, Comedy) Matthew Knight, Chris Kattan, Cameron Bright. Premiere. (CC) Christmas in Wonderland (2007, Comedy) Matthew Knight, Chris Kattan, Cameron Bright. (CC) ››› The Simpsons Movie (2007) (CC) ›› The Bucket List (2007) Jack Nichol- son, Sean Hayes. Premiere. (CC) Modern Marvels “Christ- mas Tech” (CC) Banned From the Bible Books omitted from the New Testament. (CC) ›› The Kingdom (2007) Jamie Foxx. Federal agents seek a terrorist cell in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. (CC) Katie Mor- gans Beyond The Da Vinci Code Author sets forth incredible hypotheses. (CC) A Christmas Wedding (2006, Comedy) Sarah Paulson, A Very Merry Daughter of the Bride (2008, Comedy- Eric Mabius, Dean Cain. (CC) Drama) Joanna Garcia, Luke Perry. Premiere. (CC) Medium “Wicked Game” (Part 1 of 2) (CC) True Life Exiled (CC) Merry Christmas, Drake & iCarly (CC) True Jack- Josh (2008) Drake Bell. son, VP Exiled (CC) A Double Shot of Love Jackass (CC) Jackass Vi- tality test. iCarly (CC) Drake & Josh (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Home Im- provement Home Im- provement George Lo- pez (CC) ›› The Scorpion King (2002, Adventure) The Rock. A Lost Treasure of the Grand Canyon (2008, Adventure) › A Sound of Thunder warrior battles an evil ruler and a sorceress. Shannen Doherty, Michael Shanks. Premiere. (2005) Edward Burns. The King of The King of ›› Men in Black II (2002, Comedy) (PA) ›› Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Queens Queens Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. (2006) Will Ferrell. A NASCAR driver has a new rival. ››› Shrek (2001) Voices of Mike Myers. (CC) ›››› The Wizard of Oz (1939) Judy Garland. A tor- nado whisks a Kansas farm girl to a magic land. http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 ›› Sword- fish (2001) ›››› The Wizard of Oz (1939) Judy Garland. A tor- nado whisks a Kansas farm girl to a magic land. ›› Bruce Almighty (2003, Comedy) Jim ›› The Break-Up (2006) Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. A couple Carrey, Morgan Freeman. (CC) end their relationship, but neither is willing to move. (CC) 10 pm Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Contract” (CC) December 21, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 America’s Funniest Home Extreme Makeover: Home Extreme Makeover: Home Desperate Housewives Videos (CC) Edition (CC) Edition (CC) (CC) News (N) Steel Dreams 60 Minutes (CC) Million Dollar Password (N) (CC) Cold Case “Wings” (N) (CC) The Unit “Switchblade” (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) Without a Trace (CC) News (N) Seinfeld (CC) NFL Football Carolina Panthers at New York Giants. (S Live) (CC) News (N) Academic Challenge Whacked Out Sports Dateline NBC (CC) American Dad (CC) King of the Hill (CC) Family Guy (CC) American Dad (CC) News American Dad (CC) The Simp- sons TMZ (N) (CC) Two and a Half Men Antiques Roadshow “Trash to Treasure” (CC) Nature “Christmas in Yel- lowstone” (CC) (DVS) Masterpiece Contemporary Jane Tennison investigates Independent Lens “Doc” the murder of a 14-year-old girl. (CC) (DVS) (CC) CSI: Miami “Under Suspi- cion” (CC) CSI: Miami “Nailed” (CC) CSI: Miami “Kill Switch” (CC) CSI: Miami “Born to Kill” (CC) CSI: Miami “Urban Hellrais- ers” (CC) ››› Scary Movie (2000, Comedy) Shawn Wayans. A masked killer terrorizes and murders teens. (CC) › Scary Movie 2 (2001) Shawn Wayans. Members of a South Park psychology class venture into a haunted house. (CC) Dirty Jobs Role models for Dirty Jobs “Egg Farm” the green movement. (CC) Dirty Jobs Moving a giant cactus; maggot farm. Zack & Cody Hannah Montana ›› Spy Kids 3: Game Over (2003) Anto- Zack & Cody Zack & Cody Hannah nio Banderas, Carla Gugino. Montana Hannah Montana Wizards- Place Chocolate News (CC) Dirty Jobs “Leech Trapper” Dirty Jobs “Greenland Leeches. (CC) Shark Quest” (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) College Football: New Orleans Bowl -- Southern Mississippi vs. Troy SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ››› The Incredibles (2004) Voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter. (CC) ››› Cars (2006) Voices of Owen Wilson, Paul Newman. Animated. A The Year Without a Santa race car gets stranded in a town along Route 66. (CC) Claus (CC) ›› The Bucket List (2007) ››› Transformers (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Josh Summer Jack Nicholson. Duhamel. Two races of robots wage war on Earth. (CC) Hght ’70s Fever (CC) College Football ››› I Am Legend (2007) Will Smith. (CC) Modern Marvels “Walt Disney World” Behind the scenes Ancient Discoveries (CC) Decoding the Past Para- at the Magic Kingdom. (CC) dise lost. (CC) Undercover Christmas (2003) Jami Gertz. An FBI agent protects a waitress at his parents’ home. (CC) A Christmas Proposal (2008, Romance-Comedy) Ni- cole Eggert, David O’Donnell. Premiere. (CC) Grey’s Anatomy “Losing My Mind” (CC) Exiled (CC) My Super Sweet 16 My Super Sweet 16 My Super Sweet 16 My Super Sweet 16 My Super Sweet 16 The Hills (CC) Next Quit dates. Drake & Josh Josh jeopar- H2O (CC) dizes the friendship. Zoey 101 (CC) News Spe- cial Home Im- provement George Lo- pez (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Family Mat- Family Mat- ters (CC) ters (CC) ››› Dick Tracy (1990) Warren Beatty. Comic-strip de- tective vs. gangsters and Breathless Mahoney. Next Quit dates. ›› The Hulk (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Sam Elliott. Scientist Bruce Banner transforms into a powerful brute. ›› Men in Black II (2002) ›› Sahara (2005) (PA) Matthew McConaughey. Adven- ›› Sahara (2005) (PA) Matthew McConaughey. Adven- (PA) Tommy Lee Jones. turers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. turers search for a Confederate ship in Africa. ›››› The Wizard of Oz (1939) Judy Garland. ›› Yours, Mine & Ours (2005) Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo. Premiere. (CC) House “Who’s Your Dad- dy?” (CC) House “Cane & Able” Pos- House A patient wants to sible alien abduction. end his life. (CC) ›››› The Wizard of Oz (1939) Judy Garland, Frank Morgan. A tor- nado whisks a Kansas farm girl to a magic land. (CC) (DVS) House “Meaning” (CC) Critic’s Choice Thursday 8 p.m. on NBC (5) Nightline (N) (CC) 30 Rock (CC) CSI: Miami “Pro Per” (CC) The First 48 “Moving Out; Among Thieves” Sunday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 8:30 Wheel of Ugly Betty “Filing for the Fortune (N) Enemy” (CC) Saturday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 8 pm December 18, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Friday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 http://www.zap2it.com Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Reunion” (CC) My Name Is Earl: Time for a reshuffling of Earl’s (Jason Lee) list. One particular item becomes a matter of life and death and jumps to the top when a mysterious man moves next door to Earl and Randy (Ethan Suplee). Joy (Jaime Pressly) has her eyes on a prize — a monetary award in a sci- ence fair — “Sold a Guy a Lemon Car.” Carpet & Upholstery Cleaning Friday 8 p.m. on ABC (13) Discounts Wife Swap: We’re sure she’ll at least learn to appreciate the windblown look. A woman from Colorado who chases tornadoes with her family swaps lives with a woman from Connecti- cut who is very safety-conscious. The Heene family likes to live life on the edge; in fact, husband Richard is a storm scientist. On the flip side, the Martel family is shockingly safe. The dad, Jay, actually runs a childproofing business dedicated to keeping kids out of harm’s way. Call for details rector Rob Reiner’s comedy-drama. Nicholson’s wealthy character gets big lessons in humility from the mechanic played by Freeman, whose “bucket list” of things he wants to accomplish while he’s still here fuels the duo’s adventures. Rob Morrow and Sean Hayes (“Will & Grace”) co-star. Sunday 9 p.m. on ABC (13) Extreme Makeover: Home Edition: Give the tween girls in your house a heads-up: Even if they don’t care for this show, an appearance by the Jonas Brothers may draw them into this episode. The featured family has three children with life- threatening medical conditions — one of whom uses a 200-pound wheelchair that won’t fit in the house. Enter Ty and the gang to build this deserv- ing quintet a new, accessible dwelling. Don Shaw IICRC Certified Technician Monday Phone: 592-3095 8 p.m. on NBC (5) Cell: 660-9074 Greatest Holiday Moments: Hilari- Licensed-Bonded-Insured ous Home Video Countdown: Thank State of the art truck-mounted unit “Keep it in the Valley!” goodness for video cameras, for without them there would be large gaps in enter- tainment. Now we can add holiday home videos to the list as NBC counts down the most hilarious and entertaining moments Saturday in home videos from around the country. 8 p.m. on HBO (18) It’s nonstop family fun chosen from thousands of real home video Support the merchants who advertise in the The Bucket List: The strength of two submissions. Expect pets veteran talents helps smooth over Illinois Valley News in boxes, kids climbing predictable spots, as Jack Nich- Christmas trees and olson and Morgan Freeman one child who found team up as cancer patients a stocking of coal from different worlds in di- objectionable. Monday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 8 pm MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 9 pm 9:30 10 pm December 22, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Wheel of Shrek the Fortune (N) Halls (CC) ››› Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Johnny Depp. Five children tour the wondrous factory of an odd candy-maker. Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Theory How I Met Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) Holiday Moments: Home Video Momma’s Boys UFC President Dana White sets up the News (N) first suitability challenge. (N) (CC) Tonight Show Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) House “Not Cancer” (PA) (CC) Prison Break “The Sun- shine State” (N) (CC) News Friends (CC) News-Lehrer America’s Heartland Antiques Roadshow “Roadshow Remembers” The Life a House Built: The 25th Faith Hill, Joy to the World: Soundstage CSI: Miami “Murder in a Flash” (CC) Intervention “Derek” (CC) Intervention “Nicole” (N) (CC) Runaway Squad (N) Two and a Half Men News (N) Worst Week CSI: Miami “Guerillas in the News (N) (CC) Mist” (CC) (CC) TMZ (N) (CC) Friends (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman Charlie Rose (N) (CC) Manhunters Manhunters Manhunters › Scary Movie 2 (2001) Shawn Wayans. Members of a Futurama: The Beast With a Billion Backs (2008, psychology class venture into a haunted house. Comedy) Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal. (CC) Futurama (CC) Exodus New theories. Jesus: The Complete Story “The Early Years” Noah’s Ark: The True Story (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana ›› Full-Court Miracle (2003, Drama) Alex D. Linz, Richard T. Jones. (CC) Jesus: The Complete Story “The Mission” (CC) Jesus: The Complete Story “The Last Days” Phineas and Wizards- Ferb Place NFL Football Green Bay Packers at Chi- SportsCenter (Live) (CC) cago Bears. (Live) Life With Derek (CC) NFL Primetime (N) (CC) ››› The Polar Express (2004) Voices of ››› The Polar Express (2004) Voices of Tom Hanks, Michael Jeter. Tom Hanks, Michael Jeter. (CC) Animated. A conductor guides a boy to the North Pole. (CC) Futurama (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana SportsCenter (Live) (CC) The 700 Club (CC) ››› Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (2007) My Zinc Bed (2008) Paddy Considine, Uma Thurman. Premiere. (CC) Batman Tech Batman’s amazing array of gadgets. Modern Marvels “Super Human” (N) (CC) Cities of the Underworld “Secret Holy Land” (N) Still Stand- ing (CC) Reba (CC) Reba (CC) ›› Call Me Claus (2001) Whoopi Goldberg. Santa Claus picks a cynical TV producer to replace him. Will & Grace Will & Grace (CC) (CC) Whitney: From The Hills to The City (CC) The Hills (CC) The Hills (CC) The Hills Spencer and Heidi elope. (CC) The Hills (N) The Hills (CC) Aftershow The Hills (CC) Drake & Josh (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im- provement George Lo- pez (CC) Family Mat- Family Mat- ters (CC) ters (CC) Still Stand- ing (CC) Drake & Josh (CC) House of Saddam “Parts I-II” Hussein is projected as a House of hero; Saddam’s lieutenant warns him. (CC) Saddam Home Im- provement Ancient Discoveries “An- cient Computer?” (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) ›› The Hulk (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana. Scientist Bruce ›› Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003, Horror) Ray Wise. A Banner transforms into a powerful brute. winged creature terrorizes stranded high schoolers. Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Law & Order “The Dead Wives’ Club” (CC) (DVS) Law & Order “Ghosts” (CC) (DVS) NCIS “The Voyeur’s Web” (CC) House “Autopsy” (CC) WWE Monday Night Raw (CC) Law & Order “Invaders” (CC) (DVS) http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 American Eats “Holiday Foods” Holiday foods. 10 pm The Hills Aftershow Mobile Suit Mobile Suit Gundam 00 Gundam 00 My Name Is My Name Is Friends Earl (CC) Earl (CC) (CC) Law & Order “Embedded” (CC) (DVS) Funniest- 2008 The Closer “Next of Kin” (Part 2 of 2) (CC) Psych “Christmas Joy” (CC) December 23, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Wheel of Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Rediscovered (N) (CC) Fortune (N) Stole Christmas The List World of entertain- News (N) ment and pop culture. Nightline (N) (CC) Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Home for the Holidays- Faith Hill NCIS “Requiem” (CC) The Mentalist “Ladies in Red” (CC) Late Show- Letterman Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) Law & Order A notorious hustler is found dead. Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Special Vic- News (N) tims Unit (CC) tims Unit “Authority” Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) House “It’s a Wonderful Lie” Fringe “Power Hungry” (PA) (CC) (PA) (CC) News TMZ (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) Friends (CC) Tonight Show Friends (CC) News-Lehrer Oregon Nova Frozen food, refrigeration and air-conditioning. Field Guide (CC) (DVS) A Renaissance Christmas Charlie Rose (N) (CC) (CC) CSI: Miami “Legal” (CC) The First 48 “In Cold Blood; The First 48 “Snapped; Red Handed” (CC) Fallen Angel” (CC) Manhunters Manhunters Runaway Jacked: Squad (CC) Auto Theft Scrubs (CC) Scrubs “My Monster” ››› Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Jon Heder. A gawky teen helps a friend run for class president. (CC) ››› Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Jon Heder. A gawky teen helps a friend run for class president. (CC) Time Warp (CC) Time Warp (CC) Time Warp Bull whip. Cash Cab Special (N) Time Warp (CC) Time Warp (CC) Wizards- Place Wizards- Place Life With Derek Zack & Cody Hannah Montana Time Warp (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana Time Warp (CC) Time Warp (CC) ››› Mulan (1998, Musical) Voices of Ming-Na Wen, Lea Salonga. (CC) College Football: Poinsettia Bowl -- Boise SportsCenter (Live) (CC) State vs. Texas Christian NFL Live (N) NBA Fast- (CC) break (CC) Time Warp “Stuntmen” SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ››› White Christmas (1954) Bing Crosby. Four enter- ››› White Christmas (1954, Musical Comedy) Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye, Rose- tainers try to save an innkeeper from ruin. (CC) mary Clooney. Four entertainers try to save an innkeeper from ruin. (CC) ››› Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) ›› The Bucket List (2007) Jack Nichol- Robin Williams. son, Morgan Freeman. (CC) Revolution- REAL Sports With Bryant Katie Mor- ary Gumbel (N) (CC) gans Modern Marvels “Toys” (CC) Modern Marvels “Measure The Universe “Living in It” (N) (CC) Space” (N) (CC) Still Stand- ing (CC) Reba “The Will” (CC) Still Stand- ing (CC) Rita Rocks (CC) Extreme Trains “Circus Train” (N) (CC) A Diva’s Christmas Carol (2000, Fantasy) Vanessa L. Williams, Kathy Griffin, Rozonda Thomas. (CC) Summer Hght Modern Marvels “Christ- mas Tech” (CC) Will & Grace Will & Grace (CC) (CC) Parental Parental Parental Parental A Double Shot of Love Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) A Double Shot of Love (N) A Double Shot of Love Drake & Josh (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Family Mat- Family Mat- ters (CC) ters (CC) Drake & Josh (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im- provement Home Im- provement ›› 10.5: Apocalypse (2006) Kim Delaney. A scientist assesses the threat of seismic activity. (CC) ECW Scare Tac- tics (CC) Scare Tac- tics (CC) The Roswell Crash: Star- tling New Evidence (CC) Family Guy (CC) Funniest Commercials of The Office the Year: 2008 (N) (CC) The Office (CC) Frank TV (N) Commer- cials Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Law & Order “American Jihad” (CC) (DVS) ››› The Bourne Supremacy (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Brian Cox. (CC) NCIS “Honor Code” (CC) NCIS “Under Covers” (CC) House “TB or Not TB” (CC) House “Humpty Dumpty” Cuddy’s handyman falls. Wednesday Evening 7 pm 7:30 8 pm ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 8:30 Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Tuesday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 http://www.zap2it.com Leverage “The Miracle Job” Bones “Spaceman in a (N) (CC) Crater” (CC) http://www.zap2it.com 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Betrayed” (CC) December 24, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Wheel of ››› The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) Fortune (N) Tilda Swinton. Children and a mystical lion unite against the White Witch. News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Old Chris- tine News (N) (CC) Voices of Christmas Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) ›››› It’s a Wonderful Life (1946, Comedy-Drama) James Stewart, Donna Reed. An angel saves a distraught businessman from suicide. (CC) News (N) Christmas Eve Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) Bones “The Santa in the Slush” (PA) (CC) Bones “Man in the Man- sion” (PA) (CC) News Friends (CC) Friends (CC) News-Lehrer Oregon Art Beat (CC) Christmas With Mormon Tabernacle Choir-Kings Christmas at Luther: Night of Glory Christmas at St. Olaf: Where Peace Charlie Rose (N) (CC) Bounty Hunter Dog the Bounty Hunter Wedding. (CC) Dog the Bounty Hunter “To Love and to Cherish” Parking Wars (CC) Parking Wars (CC) Parking Wars (CC) South Park (CC) South Park (CC) South Park (CC) ››› Bad Santa (2003) Billy Bob Thornton. (CC) Bounty Hunter Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Futurama (CC) Gary Unmar- Criminal Minds “The ried Crossing” (CC) Futurama (CC) South Park (CC) Man vs. Wild “Zambia” (CC) Man vs. Wild “Castaway” (CC) ››› The Santa Clause (1994) Tim Allen. (CC) ›› The Santa Clause 2 (2002) Tim Allen. Santa must get married in order to keep his job. (CC) College Football Sheraton Hawaii Bowl -- Hawaii vs. Notre Dame. 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