Page 6 Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, Ore. Wednesday, December 3, 2008 Thursday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 9 pm 9:30 10 pm Grey’s Anatomy “All By Myself” (N) (CC) Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Survivor: Gabon (CC) CSI: Crime Scene Investi- Eleventh Hour “Titans” gation (N) (CC) (DVS) (N) (CC) Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) My Name Is Kath & Kim The Office Earl (N) “Sacrifice” (N) (CC) Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) Kitchen Nightmares “Mix- Kitchen Nightmares “Se- ing Bowl” (CC) cret Garden” (CC) The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008 30 Rock “Re- ER “Let it Snow” (N) (CC) union” News TMZ (N) (CC) News-Lehrer Andre Rieu: In Wonderland Andre Rieu and his orches- Magnificent Mind at Any Age With Dr. tra perform. (CC) Daniel Amen (CC) CSI: Miami “Wannabe” (CC) The First 48 “Last Exit; Out The First 48 “Live to Tell; Cold” (CC) Field of Lies” (CC) Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC) How It’s Made (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana College Football HowStuffWorks “Timber” Timber industry. (N) South Park (CC) South Park (CC) Baseball Tonight Nightline (N) (CC) News (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman News (N) Tonight Show Friends (CC) Friends (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) S. Silverman Daily Show- The Colbert Jon Stewart Report (N) Destroyed in Destroyed in When Nature Strikes Seconds Seconds Weather events of 2008. NFL Live (Live) (CC) News (N) The First 48 A 75-year-old Crime 360 “Deadly Secrets” man is shot dead. (CC) ››› The Polar Express (2004, Fantasy) Voices of Tom Wizards- Hanks, Michael Jeter, Nona Gaye. (CC) Place SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Life With Derek (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) The 700 Club (CC) ››› Transformers (2007, Action) Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson. (CC) Real Sex Xtra De La Hoya ››› The Bourne Ultimatum (2007, Action) Matt Da- mon, Julia Stiles, Joan Allen. (CC) Modern Marvels “Commer- Modern Marvels “Freight cial Fishing” (CC) Trains” Freight trains. Gangland “All Hell Breaks Loose” (N) (CC) Rita Rocks (CC) Still Stand- ing (CC) ›› Comfort and Joy (2003, Comedy-Drama) Nancy McKeon, Dixie Carter, Steve Eckholdt. (CC) Adam Sandler’s Parental Parental Parental MTV Special Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) Drake & Josh (CC) Drake & Josh (CC) Reba (CC) Reba “The King and I” SpongeBob SpongeBob Home Im- provement Home Im- provement Cities of the Underworld “Barbarians’ Lair” (CC) De La Hoya Trial by Fire (N) (CC) Will & Grace Will & Grace (CC) (CC) 50 Cent: The Money and the Power Coney Island. MTV Special George Lo- pez (CC) Family Mat- Family Mat- ters (CC) ters (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Lost City Raiders (2008, Adventure) James Brolin. Two ›› Bruce Almighty (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A frus- Dinotopia (Part 1 of 3) men scour a devastated Earth for treasures. trated reporter receives divine powers from God. (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› The Santa Clause (1994) (PA) Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold. An adman takes over for fallen Santa. (CC) NBA Basket- NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Denver Nuggets. From the ball Pepsi Center in Denver. (Live) (CC) NCIS “Conspiracy Theory” (CC) House “Family” (CC) ››› The Santa Clause (1994) (PA) Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold. An adman takes over for fallen Santa. (CC) Inside the NBA (Live) (CC) Law & Order “Deep Vote” (CC) (DVS) House “Resignation” (CC) House “Insensitive” (CC) http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm Monk “Mr Monk and the Miracle” (CC) December 5, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Wheel of ›› Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000, 20/20 (CC) Fortune (N) Fantasy) Jim Carrey, Jeffrey Tambor. (CC) News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Ghost Whisperer “Pieces of You” (N) (CC) NUMB3RS “Robin Hood” (CC) NUMB3RS “Conspiracy Theory” (CC) News (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) Holiday Moments: TV & Film Lipstick Jungle (N) (CC) Dateline NBC (CC) News (N) Tonight Show Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (N) (CC) Don’t Forget the Lyrics! Eddie Money. (N) (CC) News Friends (CC) Friends (CC) TMZ (N) (CC) News-Lehrer NOW on PBS (N) Washington WealthTrack Bill Moyers Journal (N) Week (N) (CC) Great Big Sea in Concert (CC) CSI: Miami “Deadline” (CC) CSI: Miami “Raising Caine” CSI: Miami Murder at a (CC) wedding. (CC) CSI: Miami Horatio’s past comes back to haunt him. Charlie Rose (N) Criminal Minds “The Boogeyman” (CC) Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Chappelle’s Chappelle’s Lewis Black: Red, White & Screwed The Com.-Pres- Jon Stewart Report (CC) Show (CC) Show (CC) comic performs in Washington. ents How It’s Made (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Man vs. Wild “Siberia” (Part Survivorman (N) 1 of 2) Zack & Cody Zack & Cody Suite Life- Deck Survivorman Phineas and ›› Sky High (2005, Comedy) Michael Ferb Angarano, Kurt Russell. (CC) Survivorman Phineas and Zack & Cody Hannah Ferb Montana NBA Basket- NBA Basketball Toronto Raptors at Utah Jazz. From EnergySolutions SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ball Arena in Salt Lake City. (Live) Frosty’s Wnter SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ››› Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma The 700 Club (CC) Watson. J.K. Rowling’s student wizard has his first adventure. (CC) I Dreamed of › License to Wed (2007) Robin Williams, De La Hoya De La Hoya De La Hoya De La Hoya Little Britain ››› Preda- Africa Mandy Moore. (CC) USA (CC) tor (1987) Modern Marvels Insulation Modern Marvels “Bulls- technology. (CC) Eye” (CC) Gangland The Mongols outlaw motorcycle gang. Rita Rocks (CC) The Family Holiday (2007) Dave Coulier. A con man must prove he can settle down and raise a family. Will & Grace Will & Grace (CC) (CC) True Life True Life Still Stand- ing (CC) Made “Dream Date” Date for the prom. (CC) Reba (CC) Reba (CC) FNMTV “Holiday Edition” (N) Shadow Force “Ghost Ship” (N) (CC) True Life Shadow Force “Black Gold” (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) ›› Bruce Almighty (2003, Stargate Atlantis “Brain Comedy) Jim Carrey. Storm” (CC) Stargate Atlantis “Infec- tion” (N) (CC) Sanctuary “Requiem” (N) (CC) Seinfeld (CC) ››› Wedding Crashers (2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Partygo- Laffapaloo- ers spend a wild weekend with a politician’s family. (CC) za! Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Law & Order “The Collar” (CC) (DVS) ›› The Guardian (2006, Drama) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. A Coast Guard trainer makes a swimming champ his protege. (CC) NCIS “Red Cell” (CC) House “Half-Wit” (CC) House “Airborne” (CC) http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm College Football Big 12 Championship -- Teams TBA. (S Live) (CC) 8:30 9 pm Steel Dreams 9:30 10 pm Kootenay Lost Bag ... Jeopardy! Cold Smoke Lost Souls (CC) Home Im- provement Home Im- provement Stargate Atlantis “Infec- tion” (CC) ›› The Guardian (2006, Drama) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. (CC) The Starter Wife “Her Old Man and the Sea” (N) House “Last Resort” (CC) December 6, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 At the Mov- News (N) ies (N) (CC) (Off Air) CSI: NY A murdered plastic Eleventh Hour “Cardiac” surgeon. (CC) (CC) Cold Case “World’s End” (CC) 48 Hours Mystery (CC) News (N) (CC) Cold Case (CC) Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) Crusoe “Hour 8 - Heroes and Villains” (N) (CC) Law & Order “Lost Boys” (CC) Law & Order: Special Vic- News (N) tims Unit “Babes” Saturday Night Live Everybody- Two and a Raymond Half Men Cops (N) (PA) (CC) America’s Most Wanted: America Fights Back (N) News Lawrence Welk’s TV Treasures (CC) CSI: Miami “From the Grave” (CC) Cops (PA) (CC) Fawlty Towers Revisited John Cleese talks about the British TV show. (CC) CSI: Miami “Rampage” (CC) CSI: Miami “One of Our Own” (CC) ››› The Wedding Singer (1998) Adam Sandler. A 1980s wedding crooner attempts to find true love. Raiders Highlight MADtv Game show host Jeff Probst. (CC) We’re All in This Together The Sopranos “Second Opinion” (CC) ›› Accepted (2006) Justin Long. Premiere. A college reject and his friends create a fake university. The Sopranos “He Is Risen” (CC) ›› Waiting ... (2005) Ryan Reynolds. (CC) Destroyed in Destroyed in Extreme Loggers “Swamp Extreme Loggers “Helicop- America’s First Nations Seconds Seconds Logging” (CC) ter Logging” (CC) (N) (CC) How It’s Made (CC) ›› High School Musical (2006) Zac Efron. (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana High School Musical 2 (2007) Zac Efron. A teen be- friends members of a wealthy family. (CC) College Football Teams to SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Be Announced. (Live) College Football Final (Live) (CC) Wizards- Place Life With Derek (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) How It’s Made (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ››› Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002, ››› Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. (CC) Rupert Grint. The young wizard confronts the fugitive Sirius Black. (CC) ›› The Net (1995) Sandra ›› P.S. I Love You (2007) Hilary Swank. A widow gets Bullock. (CC) messages left by her husband to help her cope. Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger The comic performs in South Africa. (CC) Modern Marvels “Salt” (CC) Mountain Men How fur trappers opened up the un- known and savage land. (CC) ›››› Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969, Western) Paul Newman, Robert Redford. Premiere. An Accidental Christmas (2007) Cynthia Gibb. Two children scheme to reunite their estranged parents. True Life “I’m in a Love Triangle” ›› Tommy Boy (1995, Comedy) Chris Farley. Premiere. Parental Parental Parental Parental An heir tries to save his father’s business. Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) Control (CC) True Jack- son, VP (N) iCarly (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Grendel (2007) Chris Bruno, Ben Cross. A king recruits Cyclops (2008) Eric Roberts, Frida Farrell. Premiere. A the warrior Beowulf to fight a monster. soldier fights a Cyclops in a gladiatorial arena. The King of The King of ›› Old School (2003, Comedy) Luke Queens Queens Wilson, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn. (CC) House “Heavy” (CC) House “Role Model” (CC) 8:30 9 pm Home Im- provement Monster Ark (2008, Sci- ence Fiction) 9:30 ›› The Guardian (2006, Drama) Kevin Costner, Ashton Kutcher. (CC) House “Babies & Bathwa- ter” (CC) http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm Home Im- provement ››› Wedding Crashers (2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. Partygo- ers spend a wild weekend with a politician’s family. (CC) ››› The Bourne Suprem- ››› Mission: Impossible III (2006, Action) Tom Cruise. Premiere. acy (2004) Matt Damon. Agent Ethan Hunt faces the toughest villain of his career. (CC) House “Mob Rules” (CC) Cathouse Menu Flirting With Forty (2008) Heather Locklear. A divorcee Medium An arson-related has an affair with a young surfing instructor. murder. (CC) Drake & Josh “Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh” Drake and Josh make a promise to a little girl. (CC) 10 pm Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Frame” (CC) December 7, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Ty Pennington: Behind the Scenes (N) (CC) Extreme Makeover: Home Desperate Housewives “A Brothers & Sisters “Just a News (N) Edition (N) (CC) Vision’s Just a Vision” Sliver” (N) (CC) Steel Dreams 60 Minutes (CC) The Amazing Race 13 (N) (CC) Front of the Class (2008, Docudrama) Patricia Heaton, News (N) Treat Williams, Jimmy Wolk. Premiere. (CC) (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Seinfeld (CC) NFL Football Washington Redskins at Baltimore Ravens. (S Live) (CC) News (N) Academic Challenge Whacked Out Sports Dateline NBC (CC) To Be Announced The Simp- sons (N) Family Guy (CC) American Dad (CC) News My Music: Love Songs of Panda Tales (CC) the 50s and 60s (CC) Lights! Celebrate Hanukkah Live in Concert (CC) News (N) TMZ (N) (CC) Two and a Half Men The Jewish People: A Story of Survival (CC) CSI: Miami A girl dies on a CSI: Miami A teenage tour- CSI: Miami “A Grizzly Mur- CSI: Miami “Triple Threat” burning yacht. (CC) ist goes missing. (CC) der” (CC) (CC) CSI: Miami “Bloodline” (CC) ›› Waiting ... (2005, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds, Anna Faris. Restaurant employees ponder their lives. (CC) ›› Accepted (2006, Comedy) Justin Long. A college reject and his friends create a fake university. (CC) South Park (CC) Storm Chasers “Road Haz- Storm Chasers “No Place ards” Broken radar. Like Kansas” (CC) Storm Chasers “Hail to the Beast” Storm Chasers “Tornado Showdown” Wizards- Place Zack & Cody Hannah Montana Hannah Montana Bowl Selection Special (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Storm Chasers “Tornado Showdown” (N) SportsCenter (CC) Harry Potter- ››› Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Azkaban Watson. Premiere. Voldemort lays a trap for Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. (CC) America’s Funniest Home Videos (CC) ›› P.S. I Love You (2007, Romance) Hil- De La Hoya House of Saddam “Parts I-II” Hussein is projected as a Summer Hght ary Swank, Gerard Butler. (CC) hero; Saddam’s lieutenant warns him. (N) (CC) Extreme Trains “Ice Cold Express” (CC) Chocolate News (CC) ›› Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005, Comedy) Lindsay Lo- Zack & Cody Hannah han, Michael Keaton, Matt Dillon. (CC) Montana SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ’70s Fever Rare film footage and a period soundtrack help deconstruct the 1970s. (N) (CC) History Rocks “The ’70s” (Part 1 of 2) (CC) De La Hoya Modern Marvels “’70s Tech” (CC) Eve’s Christmas (2004) Elisa Donovan. A woman gets a second chance to rethink a fateful decision. Flirting With Forty (2008) Heather Locklear. A divorcee Grey’s Anatomy “Piece of has an affair with a young surfing instructor. My Heart” (CC) ››› Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Jon Heder. A gawky teen helps a friend run for class president. True Life “I’m Competitive With My Best Friend” Drake & Josh “Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh” Drake and Josh make a promise to a little girl. (CC) Home Im- provement ›› The Brothers Grimm (2005) Matt Damon, Heath Ledger. Traveling con men probe a magical mystery. ›› Tristan & Isolde (2006, Romance) James Franco, Sophia Myles. Premiere. A forbidden love reaches tragic proportions. Home Im- provement True Life “I’m in a Love Triangle” George Lo- pez (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) True Life “I Have PTSD” Family Mat- Family Mat- ters (CC) ters (CC) Estate of Panic (CC) ›› Old School (2003) Luke Wilson. (CC) ›› Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004, ›› Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Comedy) Will Ferrell. Premiere. (CC) Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate. (CC) The Librarian: Return to King Solomon’s Mines The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice (2008) Noah Wyle, Bob Newhart. Premiere. (CC) House “Distractions” (CC) House “Skin Deep” (CC) House “Sex Kills” (CC) 30 Rock: It’s been statistically proven that a suc- cessful high-school reunion happens once every 50 years. Yet Jack (Alec Baldwin) convinces Liz (Tina Fey) that she should go to her reunion against her better judgment. Meanwhile, Don Geiss (guest star Rip Torn) wakes up from his coma and shocks Jack with a declaration about who will be the company’s CEO. Shaken, Jack tries to get away to blow off steam, but bad weath- er forces him to attend Liz’s reunion instead. Friday 8 p.m. on CBS (10) Ghost Whisperer: HOT: Is this “Ghost Whisperer” or “Without a Trace”? In this new episode, Melinda (Jen- nifer Love Hewitt) unlocks an old secret when she tracks down a girl who went missing 12 years ago. Camryn Man- heim, Jamie Kennedy and Christoph Sanders also star, with a guest appearance by young Isabelle Fuhrman (“Hounddog”) in “Pieces of You.” Leverage Stolen airplane designs. (N) (CC) The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice (2008) House “Clueless” (CC) The Starter Wife “Her Old Man and the Sea” Sunday 8 p.m. on TNT (35) The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice: Is this the Unholy Grail? Noah Wyle returns in this new adventure tale as Flynn, a mild-mannered library worker who finds the fate of the world in his hands once again. This time, some evil dudes are trying to get their hands on the cup made from Judas’ infamous 30 silver pieces — so they can use it to bring Prince Vlad Dracul back to life and unleash vampires on the world. Bob Newhart, Jane Curtin and Stana Katic you... also star. is open to help The Kerby Transfer Station Monday 7:30 p.m. on FAM (3) Hours: Mondays - Cranberry Saturdays Christmas: First we had singing raisins, now this. In 9:30 a.m. to special 2:30 set p.m. this new in the fictitious town of Cranberryport, For more information things heat up three days before Christmas phone when (800) 922-1025 grumpy old Cyrus Grape forbids children to play and skate on the ice over the cranberry bog near his home. Maggie and her grandmother help Mr. Whiskers discover the land’s rightful owner, thus saving the local skating spot. The special features two original songs from Barry Manilow. Saturday 1:30 p.m. on ABC (13) College Football: OK, so Monday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 MTV SpongeBob SpongeBob Drake & Josh “Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh” Drake and Josh make a promise to a little girl. (N) Seinfeld (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Thursday 9:31 p.m. on NBC (5) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana SportsCenter (Live) (CC) this has not been a banner year for the Bruins of UCLA. But they can still stick a dagger in the heart of crosstown rival USC when quarterback Mark Sanchez and the Trojans come to visit in the last game of their regular season. Critic’s Choice Destroyed in Destroyed in Seconds Seconds ››› Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ››› Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Johnny Depp. Five (2005, Fantasy) Johnny Depp. (CC) children tour the wondrous factory of an odd candy-maker. (CC) Sunday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 8:30 Wheel of Ugly Betty “Bad Amanda” Fortune (N) (N) (CC) Saturday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 8 pm December 4, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Friday Evening 7 pm 7:30 ABC 13 CBS 10 NBC 5 FOX 4 PBS 7 A&E 17 COM 47 DISC 45 DISN 38 ESPN 6 FAM 3 HBO 18 HIST 40 LIFE 9 http://www.zap2it.com NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 8 pm MTV NICK 11 SCIFI 39 TBS 2 TNT 35 USA 15 9 pm 9:30 10 pm December 8, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Wheel of A Charlie Brown Christ- Fortune (N) mas (CC) Boston Legal “Made in China; Last Call” Crane Poole & News (N) Schmidt is in dire financial straits. (N) (CC) Nightline (N) (CC) Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men News (N) (CC) Late Show- Letterman Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) Chuck “Chuck Versus the Delorean” (N) (CC) Heroes “Our Father” (N) (CC) My Own Worst Enemy (N) (CC) News (N) Tonight Show Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (N) Prison Break “Just Busi- ness” (N) (CC) News Friends (CC) Friends (CC) How I Met News-Lehrer Celtic Woman: The Greatest Journey -- Holiday Spe- cial Ensemble performs holiday music. (N) (CC) CSI: Miami “The Oath” (CC) Intervention In-Depth: Meth Mountain (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC) How It’s Made (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana TMZ (N) (CC) Brain Fitness 2: Sight and Sound South Park (CC) Futurama (CC) Futurama (CC) Charlie Rose (N) (CC) The First 48 (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Jon Stewart Report (N) Destroyed in Destroyed in Hot Planet The effects of climate change on the planet. How It’s Seconds Seconds (N) Made (CC) ›› The Santa Clause 2 (2002) Tim Allen. Santa must get married in order to keep his job. (CC) NFL Football Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Carolina Panthers. (Live) ’Twas Night Cranberry Christmas Worst Week CSI: Miami Horatio looks (N) into Delko’s past. (N) Intervention “Coley” Crys- The First 48 “Stray Bullet; tal meth. (CC) Payback” (CC) Scrubs “My Unicorn” SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Wizards- Place Life With Derek (CC) NFL Primetime (N) (CC) How It’s Made (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana SportsCenter (Live) (CC) ›› Jingle All the Way (1996, Comedy) Arnold Schwar- America’s Funniest Home The 700 Club (CC) zenegger, Sinbad, Phil Hartman. (CC) Videos (CC) ››› Mrs. Doubtfire (1993, Comedy) Robin Williams, Sally Field, Pierce Brosnan. (CC) ››› The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007, Western) Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck. Premiere. (CC) Modern Marvels Famous barbecues. (CC) Modern Marvels “Car Wash” (N) (CC) Cities of the Underworld “Land of Manson” (N) Still Stand- ing (CC) Reba (CC) Flirting With Forty (2008) Heather Locklear. A divorcee Will & Grace Will & Grace has an affair with a young surfing instructor. (CC) (CC) Still Stand- ing (CC) Made Reba “Skat- ing Away” Ancient Discoveries “An- cient Death Machines” De La Hoya Ancient Discoveries: Doc- tor to the Gladiators Exiled (CC) Exiled (CC) Exiled (CC) The Hills (CC) The Hills (N) The Hills (CC) Aftershow The Hills (CC) The Wonder Dora the Pets! (N) Explorer Home Im- provement George Lo- pez (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Family Mat- Family Mat- ters (CC) ters (CC) Lost “Live Together, Die Alone” (CC) Lost “A Tale of Two Cit- ies” (CC) Lost “The Glass Ballerina” (CC) Lost “Further Instructions” (CC) Mobile Suit Mobile Suit Gundam 00 Gundam 00 Seinfeld “The Deal” Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) My Name Is My Name Is Seinfeld Earl (CC) Earl (CC) “The Pen” Zoey 101 (CC) Drake & Josh (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (CC) Law & Order “All in the Family” (CC) (DVS) Law & Order “Home Sweet” (CC) (DVS) NCIS “SWAK” (CC) WWE Monday Night Raw (CC) Home Im- provement Family Guy (CC) The Hills Aftershow Sex and the City (CC) Law & Order “Cost of Capi- Law & Order “Illegal” (CC) The Closer “Speed Bump” tal” (CC) (DVS) (DVS) (CC) Law & Order: Criminal Intent “Offense” (CC) http://www.zap2it.com 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 December 9, 2008 10:30 11 pm 11:30 Wheel of America’s Funniest Home According Fortune (N) Videos (N) (CC) to Jim (N) Inside Edi- tion (CC) Extra (N) (CC) NCIS A killer targets Jimmy The Mentalist “Red Tide” Palmer. (CC) (CC) Entertain- ment The Insider (N) (CC) The Biggest Loser: Families The final four contestants Law & Order: Special Vic- News (N) reflect on their weight loss. (N) (CC) tims Unit “Smut” (N) Tonight Show Two and a Half Men The Simp- sons (CC) House “Joy to the World” (N) (CC) Friends (CC) Fringe “The Ghost Net- work” (CC) News-Lehrer Frontline “From Jesus to Christ: The First Christians” The impact of the Gospels. (CC) The First 48 “Last Dance; Deadly Deal” (CC) The First 48 “The Last Yard; Root of All Evil” How It’s Made (CC) Zack & Cody Hannah Montana To Be An- nounced The First 48 (N) (CC) Scrubs (CC) Scrubs (CC) Daily Show- The Colbert Futurama Jon Stewart Report (CC) (CC) How It’s Made (CC) According to Jim (CC) 10 pm Jeopardy! (N) (CC) Dirty Jobs Moving a giant cactus; maggot farm. South Park (CC) Dirty Jobs “Gourd Maker” (N) The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000) Wizards- Hallee Hirsh, Brenda Song. (CC) Place College Basketball Texas vs. Villanova. From New York. (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (Live) (CC) Eli Stone “Help!” (N) (CC) News (N) Nightline (N) (CC) Without a Trace “A Dollar and a Dream” (CC) Late Show- Letterman News TMZ (N) (CC) Cat in the Hat (CC) REAL Sports De La Hoya ›› P.S. I Love You (2007) Hilary Swank. A widow gets messages left by her husband to help her cope. News (N) (CC) Friends (CC) The Perricone Weight Loss Diet Acceler- Charlie Rose ating weight loss. (CC) (N) Manhunters Manhunters Jacked: Auto Theft Jacked: Auto Theft Brian Regan: The Epitome Daily Show- The Colbert of Hyperbole (CC) Jon Stewart Report (N) Sturgis: Live to Ride (N) Sturgis: Live to Ride Wizards- Place Zack & Cody Hannah Montana Life With Derek (CC) NFL Live (N) NBA Fast- (CC) break (CC) Garfield Christmas A Dennis the Menace Christmas (2007, Comedy) Rob- Seuss on ert Wagner, Louise Fletcher. (CC) Loose Garfield Christmas SportsCenter (Live) (CC) The 700 Club (CC) ›› Disturbia (2007) Shia LaBeouf. A troubled youth suspects his neighbor is a serial killer. (CC) Modern Marvels “The Tele- The Universe “Light Speed” The Universe “Alien Faces” Extreme Trains “Steam phone” (CC) (CC) (N) (CC) Train” (N) (CC) Mega Disasters “Glow Train Catastrophe” (CC) Still Stand- ing (CC) Still Stand- ing (CC) True Life Zoey 101 (CC) Reba (CC) Rita Rocks (N) (CC) True Life Drake & Josh (CC) Wife Swap “Cedarquist/ Oeth” (CC) Blush: Next Great Make- Up Artist Will & Grace Will & Grace (CC) (CC) MTV Special A Double Shot of Love (N) (CC) A Double Shot of Love (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Family Mat- Family Mat- ters (CC) ters (CC) The Fairly Jimmy Neu- Home Im- OddParents tron: Gen. provement Estate of Panic “A Raw Deal” (CC) Cha$e “The Warehouse District 1.0” (CC) ECW Seinfeld “The Note” Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Seinfeld (CC) Family Guy (CC) Home Im- provement Family Guy (CC) George Lo- pez (CC) Cha$e “The Theme Park 1.0” (N) (CC) Quest for Atlantis: Star- tling New Secrets (CC) The Office (CC) Frank TV (N) Sex and the City (CC) The Office (CC) The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice (2008, Ad- Leverage Stolen airplane venture) Noah Wyle, Bob Newhart. 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