Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, OR Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Page 8
‘I.V. News’
reporting
from 1937
As “Illinois Valley
News” observes its 70th an-
niversary this year, excerpts
of articles, including spelling
and punctuation, from the
first year are offered:
(From the May 20,
1937 issue):
Loyd Lewis Starts
New Truck on Route
Loyd Lewis of the Illi-
nois Valley Meat company,
this week started his meat
truck, which has just had
installed a new refrigeration
box, covering the entire val-
ley. Charlie Ham is the
obliging driver of the truck.
From France to Oregon
Is A Long Way
L.E. Athey of the Illi-
nois Valley News was one
of the most surprised men in
the valley when he heard his
name spoken by an apparent
stranger.
The stranger was none
other than E.B. Pearsoll, who
lives a couple of miles out of
Cave City, and he had re-
ceived a copy of the News.
He decided that the L.E.
Athey mentioned therein
was the same one he had
soldiered with in the 20th
Engineers at the Eclorin
camp in France.
Hen and Cat Fight
Over Kittens Brood
Clara McGill, proprie-
tress of the Log Cabin
Lunch, set a hen and
thought no more about it.
The same day her cat be-
came the mother of kittens.
Somehow the hen saw
those little kittens and de-
cided she would rather raise
them than sit on a nest and
hatch out her own brood.
The hen after reasoning
things over, deliberately got
off her nest and walking
over to the mamma cat en-
gaged the feline in battle for
the possession of the kittens.
Taken by surprise, the
cat was bested and driven
away from her little ones.
Immediately the new
mother gathered the kittens
under her wings and pro-
ceeded to keep them there.
Mrs. Magill takes the
hen away occasionaly and
the mother cat immediately
rushes over to her kittens
who proceed to nurse.
The thing that worries
Mrs. Magill is what to call
the kittens when grown.
Will they be Rhode Island
Reds or Persian Plymouth
Rocks?
Pupils of
High School Graduate
About 300 people
viewed a stage all banked
with green foliage and beau-
tiful flowers at the Kerby
Union high school on Mon-
day, May 18th. On the plat-
form sat the 11 seniors.
They were, Alice Hogue,
Frances Allen, Martelle
Maurer, Cleo Haberman,
Ardys Ramsey, Ray Frost,
Cordon Leonard, Norman
Wilson, Jim Brooks, Harry
Smith and Phil Sawyer.
Elementary Schools Lunch
Menu Sponsored by
321 S. Redwood Hwy.
592-2541
THURSDAY, MARCH 22
Brunch for lunch; hot diggity
dog, cheesy enchilada, ham
& cheese sand., cleaver club
wrap, garden salad
FRIDAY, MARCH 23
Meatball sandwich, fishwich,
sausage or veggie pizza,
turkey & cheese sand., “It’s
Italian” wrap, chef or garden
salad
MONDAY, MARCH 26
through
FRIDAY, MARCH 30
*Spring Break -- no classes*
illinois-valley-news.com
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Time to Kill’’ (1996) ^ computer hacker is pulled into a high-tech heist. Streep A Gulf War vet is suspicious of a political candidate. ^ police chief is accused of setting a deadly arson. team of special agents must reclaim a hijacked airliner. ^
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