Page 14 Cancer info available at CIS hotline Following is informa- tion from the National Can- cer Institute’s Cancer Infor- mation Service, which can be reached at (800) 422- 6237 from 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. weekdays. * * * Q: What are the risk factors for cervical cancer? A: Studies have found a number of factors that may increase the risk for cervical cancer. These may act to- gether to increase the risk even more. Human papillomavirus (HPV) infection is the main risk factor for cervical can- cer. HPV is a group of com- mon viruses that can infect the cervix. They pass from person to person through sexual contact. Some types of HPV can cause changes to cells in the cervix. These changes can lead to genital warts, cancer, and other problems. The Pap test can find changes caused by HPV, as well as cervical cancer. Treating these changes can prevent (Continued on page 16) Questions and Answers by Cheryl A. Valentine Executive Director Lovejoy Hospice In an effort to help you to be better informed about hospice care in our community, Lovejoy Hospice produces an informative question and answer column each month. Look for our column printed on the fourth Wednesday edition of the ‘Illinois Valley News.’ Question: What benefit is the Hospice Social Worker to me if I elect to use Hospice Services? Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, OR Wednesday, March 22, 2006 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MARCH"23,"2006< 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 Seinfeld Every- Every- Friends ^ Friends ^ Movie: TT ‘‘Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit’’ Movie: TTZ ‘‘Made in America’’ (1993) A black Movie: TTT ‘‘Outrageous Fortune’’ (1987, Movie: TTZ ‘‘Made in America’’ (1993) Whoopi Goldberg. A Parent F [WTBS] Seinfeld ^ ^ Raymond Raymond (1993, Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg. ^ woman learns her sperm bank donor is white. ^ Comedy) Bette Midler, Shelley Long. ^ black woman learns her sperm bank donor is white. ^ ’Hood 7th Heaven ‘‘Crazy’’ (In Smallville ‘‘Forever’’ (In Movie: TTZ ‘‘My Girl 2’’ (1993) A new friend Whose Whose The 700 Club ^ Home Home Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club ^ Paid Paid Paid Paid G [FOXFAM] Stereo) ^ Stereo) ^ helps Vada research her late mother’s life. ^ Line? Line? Videos Videos Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program The Fox Report With Blind Date Blind Date Maury A woman meets Jerry Springer (N) (In Paid Paid News ^ Paid The Virginian ‘‘Rich Man, Poor Paid Paid H [FOX] The O.C. (N) ^ Shepard Smith ^ (In Stereo) (In Stereo) her biological father. ^ Stereo) ^ Program Program Program Man’’ Program Program News Ent. Be a Will & Four My Name The Office ER ‘‘Lost in America’’ News The Tonight Show Late Night With Last Call- The Tonight Show Late Night With Just Seinfeld Early AgDay I [KOBI] News Tonight Millionaire Grace ^ Kings ^ Is Earl ^ ^ (In Stereo) ^ With Jay Leno ^ Conan O’Brien ^ Daly With Jay Leno ^ Conan O’Brien ^ Shoot Me ^ Today ^ Figure Skating: World Championships -- Men’s Figure Skating: U.S. SportsCenter (Live) ^ College Gameday SportsCenter (Live) ^ Figure Skating: World Championships -- Men’s ESPNews SportsCenter ^ SportsCenter ^ SportsCenter ^ Sports- J [ESPN] and Pairs Short Program and Men’s Free Skate. Championships Scoreboard (Live) ^ and Pairs Short Program and Men’s Free Skate. (N) ^ Center ^ The NewsHour With Target- The This Old House The This Old House American Experience Charlie Rose (N) (In The NewsHour With Exploring Space: The Quest for Life The This Old House Antiques Roadshow National Geographic K [KSYS] Business Rpt. Jim Lehrer (N) ^ meth Hour (In Stereo) ^ Hour (In Stereo) ^ ‘‘Murder of the Century’’ Stereo) ^ Jim Lehrer (N) ^ Computer-animated deep-space imagery. (N) ^ Hour (N) (In Stereo) ^ ^ (In Stereo) ^ This Is Praise the Lord ^ Dr. Carl Against This Is Praise the Lord ^ Greg Ron Luce Myles Praise the Lord ^ This Is Bishop Paula Jesse Joyce L [TBN] Bishop T.D. Jakes Your Day Baugh All Odds Your Day Laurie Munroe Your Day T.D. Jakes White ^ Duplantis Meyer Golden Golden Movie: TTZ ‘‘Due East’’ (2002) A teenage loner Movie: ‘‘Augusta, Gone’’ (2006) A woman tries Frasier ^ Frasier ^ Will & Will & Golden The Division ‘‘Pilot’’ ^ Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid M [LIFE] Girls Girls deals with the consequences of first love. ^ to help her troubled teenage daughter. ^ Grace ^ Grace ^ Girls Program Program Program Program Program Program Program College College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Regional Semifinal Access Extra (In The Ellen DeGeneres News ^ Late Show With David The Late Late Show Carleton CBS Up to the Minute (In Stereo) Extra (In CBS News 1: [KTVL] Basketball -- Teams TBA. Atlanta and Oakland, Calif. (Live) ^ Hollywood Stereo) ^ Show (N) (In Stereo) ^ Letterman (In Stereo) With Craig Ferguson Sheets Stereo) ^ Ned’s Danny Oddpar- Jimmy Sponge- All Grown Full Fresh Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Cosby Fresh Fresh Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Murphy Fresh Fresh Cosby Who’s the Jeff Full 1; [NICK] School Phantom ents Neutron Bob Up ^ House ^ Prince ^ ^ ^ Show Prince Prince ^ ^ ^ Brown ^ Prince Prince Show Boss? ^ Foxworthy House ^ News News Jeopardy! Wheel of Extreme Makeover: American Inventor Primetime ^ News Nightline Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC World News Now ^ World News 1= [KDRV] (N) ^ Fortune ^ Home Edition (N) ^ Open casting-calls. ^ ^ (In Stereo) ^ News Movie: TT ‘‘The Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Criminal Monk ‘‘Mr. Monk and Monk ‘‘Mr. Monk Goes Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Special Movie: TT ‘‘The Truth About Charlie’’ (2002, Nash Bridges Paid Paid Paid Paid 1? [USA] (5:00) Hunted’’ (2003) ^ Victims Unit ^ Intent ^ the Other Detective’’ ^ to Vegas’’ ^ Intent ^ Victims Unit ^ Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Thandie Newton. ^ ‘‘Patriots’’ (In Stereo) ^ Program Program Program Program Paid Paid American Justice Gangsta Girls Tough The First 48 Apparent The First 48 ‘‘Last Exit; Dallas SWAT ^ Crossing Jordan ^ The First 48 Apparent The First 48 ‘‘Last Exit; Dallas SWAT ^ Crossing Jordan ^ Third Watch ^ 1A [A&E] girl gangs. ^ suicide; motel room. ^ Out Cold’’ ^ suicide; motel room. ^ Out Cold’’ ^ Program Program Movie: TTTT ‘‘Titanic’’ (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio. A Movie: ‘‘Spanglish’’ (2004) A housekeeper Take the Taxicab Confessions Big Love ‘‘Viagra Blue’’ Autopsy: Sex, Lies Movie: TTT ‘‘Quills’’ (2000) A doctor uses Movie: TTTZ ‘‘Lethal Weapon 2’’ (1989) Riggs 1B [HBO] (5:00) woman falls for an artist aboard the ill-fated ship. ‘PG-13’ ^ works for a chef and his neurotic wife. ‘PG-13’ ^ Lead ^ (In Stereo) ^ and Murder (In Stereo) severe methods to quiet the Marquis de Sade. ^ and Murtaugh battle drug-smuggling diplomats. Movie: TZ ‘‘Twisted’’ (2004) An inspector Movie: TT ‘‘Walking Tall’’ (2004, Movie: TZ ‘‘The Cookout’’ (2004, Queer as Folk (In Movie: TT ‘‘I’m Losing You’’ Movie: TT ‘‘Slam’’ (1998) Saul Williams. A Movie: TTZ ‘‘Someone to Watch Over Me’’ ‘‘And You 1C [SHOW2] investigates the deaths of her ex-lovers. ^ Action) The Rock. (In Stereo) ^ Comedy) Ja Rule. (In Stereo) ^ Stereo) ^ (1998, Drama) Rosanna Arquette. convict improves his life using his writing talents. (1987, Suspense) Tom Berenger. (In Stereo) ^ Thght’’ Movie: TTT ‘‘The Manchurian Candidate’’ HUFF 2: Movie: TTZ ‘‘Code 46’’ (2003, Penn & Penn & The L Word ^ Movie: TTT ‘‘Dogville’’ (2003, Drama) Nicole Kidman, Harriet Andersson. Movie: TTT ‘‘Last Tango in Paris’’ (1973, Movie: TZ ‘‘D2: The 2; [SHOW] (2004, Suspense) Denzel Washington. ^ New Science Fiction) Tim Robbins. iTV. Teller Teller iTV. Townspeople offer a woman on the run a place to hide. (In Stereo) ^ Drama) Marlon Brando. iTV Premiere. Mighty Ducks’’ (1994) (5:50) Movie: TTZ ‘‘Another 48 Movie: TTTZ ‘‘Ray’’ (2004, Biography) Jamie Foxx. Ray Movie: TT ‘‘Monster-in-Law’’ Movie: ‘‘Sexual Surrender’’ (2004, Adult) Young ‘‘Nightmare on Elm Movie: TTT ‘‘The Ice Storm’’ (1997) Two ’70s- Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Friends of 2< [MAX] HRS.’’ (1990) Eddie Murphy. ‘R’ ^ Charles overcomes hardships to become a legend. ‘PG-13’ ^ (2005) Jennifer Lopez. ‘PG-13’ ^ beauties give in to lustful demands. ‘NR’ ^ Street 2: Freddy’’ era suburban clans crack under internal strains. Eddie Coyle’’ (1973, Drama) ‘R’ ^ Can’t Can’t Arliss ^ Cheap Classic Now ^ Boxing: 1971 Ali vs. Arliss ^ Cheap Classic Now ^ 1996 U.S. Poker 1997 World Series of Cheap 1986 Paid Paid Super Seventies ^ Stump the 2-Minute 2C [ESPCL] Blame Blame Seats ^ Blin Seats ^ Championships ^ Poker Las Vegas. ^ Seats ^ Redskins Program Program Schwab Drill (N) ^ Great Cruises Great Cruises ^ Samantha Brown’s Great Cruises Great Cruises ^ America’s Best Bosley Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 3: [TRAV] ‘‘Radiance of the Seas’’ First Cruise ^ ‘‘Radiance of the Seas’’ Beaches 2006 Hair Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Movie: TTZ ‘‘Uncommon Valor’’ (1983, Movie: TTT ‘‘The Comancheros’’ (1961, Movie: TTT ‘‘Bend of the River’’ (1952, Movie: TTZ ‘‘Cahill, United States Marshal’’ (1973) A Movie: TTZ ‘‘Highlander’’ (1986) A foe pursues Movie: TTTT ‘‘All About Eve’’ 3> [AMC] (5:45) Drama) Gene Hackman, Robert Stack. ‘R’ ^ Western) John Wayne, Stuart Whitman. ‘NR’ Western) James Stewart, Rock Hudson. ‘NR’ ^ lawman’s sons become involved in a fatal bank robbery. ‘PG’ an immortal 16th-century Scot to Manhattan. ‘R’ (1950, Drama) Bette Davis. ‘NR’ Charmed ‘‘Primrose Law & Order Law & Order ^ Law & Order ^ Law & Order Las Vegas ‘‘Lyle & Movie: TZ ‘‘Snake Eyes’’ (1998) Nicolas Cage. Movie: ‘‘Second Nature’’ (2003) An amnesiac Movie: TZ ‘‘Snake Eyes’’ (1998) Nicolas Cage. 3? [TNT] Empath’’ (In Stereo) ^ ‘‘Juvenile’’ (In Stereo) ‘‘Ambitious’’ (In Stereo) Substance’’ (In Stereo) U.S. official is killed at an Atlantic City fight. ^ struggles to reassemble his missing past. ^ U.S. official is killed at an Atlantic City fight. ^ Zack & Zack & Phil of the That’s So Movie: TTZ ‘‘High School Musical’’ (2006) Emperor Even Zack & That’s So Phil of the Kim Lizzie That’s So Boy Meets American American American American Mr. Lilo & Winnie- 3B [DISN] Cody Cody Future ^ Raven ^ Students conspire against two teenage singers. New Stevens Cody Raven ^ Future Possible McGuire Raven ^ World ^ Drgn Drgn Drgn Drgn Whiskers Stitch ^ Pooh Stargate SG-1 Court- Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Phantom’’ (1996) A purple- Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Hulk’’ (2003, Action) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Doctor Who ‘‘Rose’’ (In Doctor Who ^ The X-Files ‘‘Closure’’ Movie: ‘‘Fairy Tale: A True Story’’ (1997) Two Knight Rider ‘‘Not a 3C [SCIFI] martial risked for child. clad avenger must thwart a criminal’s evil plans. Sam Elliott. Scientist Bruce Banner transforms into a powerful brute. ^ Stereo) ^ (In Stereo) (Part 2 of 2) British girls claim to have photographs of fairies. Drop to Drink’’ ^ Cab Cash Cab Dive to Bermuda Dive to Bermuda World’s Strangest World’s Strangest Dive to Bermuda Dive to Bermuda World’s Strangest World’s Strangest Paid Paid Bosley Paid Assignment 4? [DISC] Cash ^ ^ Triangle (Part 1 of 2) Triangle (Part 2 of 2) UFO Stories UFO Stories Triangle (Part 1 of 2) Triangle (Part 2 of 2) UFO Stories UFO Stories Program Program Hair Program Discovery ^ The Planet’s Funniest Animal Cops Detroit Get Out There! The Planet’s Funniest Animal Cops Detroit The Most Extreme Get Out There! The Planet’s Funniest Animal Cops Detroit Cham- Cham- Wildlife Journal The Really Barking 4@ [ANPL] Animals ^ ‘‘Hoarder House’’ ^ ‘‘Glacier Bay’’ Animals ^ ‘‘Hoarder House’’ ^ Transformations. ^ ‘‘Glacier Bay’’ Animals ^ ‘‘Hoarder House’’ ^ pion-Wild pion-Wild Orphaned bear cubs. ^ Wild Show Mad ‘‘Pip’’ (5:00) Movie: T ‘‘Out Com.- Reno 911! Daily Colbert Chap- South South David Daily Colbert South David Daily Colbert Chap- Chap- Chap- Chap- Paid Paid Paid Paid 4A [COM] Cold’’ (2001) ^ Presents ^ Show Report pelle’s Park ^ Park ^ Spade Show Report Park ^ Spade Show Report pelle’s pelle’s pelle’s pelle’s Program Program Program Program Forensic Forensic Cops ^ Cops ^ Texas Texas Forensic Forensic The Investigators Hollywood Hollywood Texas Texas Forensic Forensic The Investigators Hollywood Hollywood NYPD Blue ‘‘Simone Empower- Paid 4B [CRT] Files Files SWAT SWAT Files Files ‘‘Trail of Clues’’ Heat (N) Heat SWAT SWAT Files Files ‘‘Trail of Clues’’ Heat Heat Says’’ (In Stereo) ^ ing Youth Program >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MARCH"24,"2006< 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 Seinfeld Every- Every- Friends ^ Friends ^ Movie: TTT ‘‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’’ Movie: TTT ‘‘While You Were Sleeping’’ Family Futurama The Mr. Show With Bob Family Futurama The Mr. Show- Parent F [WTBS] Seinfeld ^ ^ Raymond Raymond (1997, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. ^ (1995, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman. ^ Guy ^ ^ Oblongs and David ^ Guy ^ ^ Oblongs Bob ’Hood 7th Heaven Smallville ^ Movie: TZ ‘‘The Waterboy’’ (1998, Comedy) A Whose Whose The 700 Club ^ Home Home Paid Paid Paid Paid The 700 Club ^ Paid Paid Paid Paid G [FOXFAM] ‘‘Apologize’’ (In Stereo) simpleton’s angry outbursts lead to gridiron glory. Line? Line? Videos Videos Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Spouses: The Fox Report With Blind Date Blind Date Maury Caught on tape: Jerry Springer (N) (In Paid Paid News ^ Paid Paid Real Life Ultimate Magical Magical H [FOX] Trading Meet-Mommy Shepard Smith ^ (In Stereo) (In Stereo) brutal attacks. ^ Stereo) ^ Program Program Program Program 101 Choice DoReMi ^ DoReMi ^ News News Ent. Be a Deal or No Deal (N) (In Heist ‘‘Pilot’’ (In Stereo) Conviction ‘‘Indebted’’ News The Tonight Show Late Night With Last Call With Carson The Tonight Show Late Night With Missing U.S. Farm Report I [KOBI] Tonight Millionaire Stereo) ^ ^ (N) (In Stereo) ^ With Jay Leno ^ Conan O’Brien ^ Daly (In Stereo) ^ With Jay Leno ^ Conan O’Brien ^ (N) ^ Figure Skating: U.S. SportsCenter (Live) ^ College Gameday SportsCenter (Live) ^ Figure Skating: World Championships SportsCenter ^ SportsCenter ^ SportsCenter ^ SportsCenter ^ J [ESPN] Figure Skating: World Championships Championships Scoreboard (Live) ^ Business The NewsHour With NOW (In Washing- Foreign Nova ^ Frontline (In Stereo) ^ Charlie Rose (N) (In The NewsHour With Washing- NOW (In Scientific- Roadshow Time of Fear (In National Geographic Washing- NOW (In K [KSYS] Rpt. Jim Lehrer (N) ^ Stereo) ^ ton Week Exchng Stereo) ^ Jim Lehrer (N) ^ ton Week Stereo) ^ Frontiers FYI Stereo) ^ (In Stereo) ^ ton Week Stereo) ^ Joel Frederick Praise the Lord ^ Praise the Larry Tommy This Is Greg Karen Virtual Bananas Xtreme Xtreme Ron Luce Kids- Kids Like Circle Flying Cherub The BJs Teddy L [TBN] Osteen ^ Price Lord ^ Huch ^ Barnett Your Day Laurie Wheaton Memories Life Impact Crime You (EI) Square House (EI) Wings (EI) Reppies Bear Golden Golden Movie: ‘‘The Pact’’ (2002, Drama) Two couples Movie: ‘‘For One Night’’ (2006) A teen crusades Frasier ^ Frasier ^ How Will & Golden Strong Medicine Paid Paid Paid Bosley Select Paid Paid M [LIFE] Girls Girls are devastated by their children’s suicide pact. ^ against segregated proms at her high school. ^ Clean Grace ^ Girls ‘‘Agony and Ecstasy’’ Program Program Program Hair Comfort Program Program College College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Regional Semifinal Access Extra (In The Ellen DeGeneres News ^ Late Show With David The Late Late Show Paid (Off Air) Saturday Early Show 1: [KTVL] Basketball -- Teams TBA. Minneapolis and Washington, D.C. (Live) ^ Hollywood Stereo) ^ Show Liza Minnelli. ^ Letterman (In Stereo) With Craig Ferguson Program (In Stereo) ^ Ned’s Danny Sponge- Cats- Avatar- The X’s (In Danny Danny Full Fresh Fresh Cosby Roseanne Roseanne Fresh Fresh Roseanne Roseanne Murphy Who’s the Fresh Cosby Full Full 1; [NICK] School Phantom Bob cratch (N) Last Air Stereo) ^ Phantom Phantom House ^ Prince Prince Show ^ ^ Prince Prince ^ ^ Brown ^ Boss? ^ Prince Show House ^ House ^ News Jeopardy! Wheel of America’s Funniest In Justice ‘‘Side Man’’ 20/20 ^ News Nightline Jimmy Kimmel Live (Off Air) 1= [KDRV] News (N) ^ Fortune ^ Home Videos ^ (N) (In Stereo) ^ ^ (N) (In Stereo) ^ (5:00) Movie: TTT Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Special Monk ‘‘Mr. Monk Goes House ‘‘Sports Law & Order: Special Monk ‘‘Mr. Monk Goes Movie: TT ‘‘Riding the Bullet’’ (2004, Horror) A Movie: ‘‘Phase IV’’ (2001) Dean Cain. A 1? [USA] ‘‘The Nutty Professor’’ Victims Unit ^ Intent ^ Victims Unit ^ to a Wedding’’ ^ Medicine’’ (In Stereo) Victims Unit ^ to a Wedding’’ ^ hitchhiker meets sinister drivers in Maine. ^ journalism student probes the death of his friend. Justice ‘‘To American Justice Child Stars: Their Story How young celebrities Biography ‘‘Child Stars II: Growing Up Child Stars: Their Story How young celebrities Biography ‘‘Child Stars II: Growing Up Third Watch ^ Paid Paid 1A [A&E] American Save Their Souls’’ ^ ‘‘The Perfect Victim’’ ^ deal with fame, pressure and wealth. ^ Hollywood’’ ^ deal with fame, pressure and wealth. ^ Hollywood’’ ^ Program Program Movie: ‘‘The Hamburg Cell’’ (2004) A Lebanese Big Love ‘‘Pilot’’ (In Big Love ‘‘Viagra Blue’’ The Sopranos ‘‘Join Real Time (In Stereo) Movie: TZ ‘‘Soldier’’ (1998, Movie: ‘‘Best of the Best II’’ (1993) Two karate Movie: TTT ‘‘Animal Factory’’ Movie: TTZ ‘‘White 1B [HBO] dental student becomes a Sept. 11 hijacker. ‘NR’ Stereo) ^ (In Stereo) ^ the Club’’ (In Stereo) ^ ^ Science Fiction) Kurt Russell. ‘R’ ^ instructors vow to avenge their dead partner. ‘R’ (2000, Drama) Willem Dafoe. ‘R’ ^ Sands’’ (1992) ‘R’ ^ TZ ‘‘Knock Off’’ (1998, Movie: TT ‘‘Without a Paddle’’ Movie: ‘‘Harvard Man’’ (2001) A college athlete Queer as Folk Brian Movie: TTZ ‘‘No Small Affair’’ Movie: TZ ‘‘The Killing Club’’ (1999) Three Movie: ‘‘Vinyl Dolls’’ (2002, Adult) Movie: TT ‘‘Without a 1C [SHOW2] Movie: Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. (2004, Comedy) Seth Green. ^ in need of cash considers throwing a game. ^ turns to Ted for help. ^ (1984) Jon Cryer. (In Stereo) women seek revenge upon irredeemable men. Tiffany Shepis. (In Stereo) ^ Paddle’’ (2004) ^ (5:05) Movie: TTTZ Movie: TT ‘‘I Am David’’ (2004, Movie: TTT ‘‘The Woodsman’’ Movie: ‘‘All We Are Saying’’ (2005, WEEDS The L Word ^ Movie: TT ‘‘The Specialist’’ (1994) A woman Movie: ‘‘Spiderbabe’’ (2003, Adult) Movie: TTTZ ‘‘The Field’’ (1990, 2; [SHOW] ‘‘The Paper’’ (1994) ^ Drama) Ben Tibber. ^ (2004, Drama) Kevin Bacon, Eve. ^ Documentary) iTV. Added asks a bomb expert to eliminate three gangsters. Misty Mundae, Julian Wells. iTV. ^ Drama) Richard Harris. ^ TZ ‘‘Wing Commander’’ (1999) Hotshot Movie: TT ‘‘Kiss the Girls’’ (1997) An escaped Movie: ‘‘Constantine’’ (2005) A man who sees Hotel Movie: ‘‘Call Girl Wives’’ (2004, Movie: TTZ ‘‘Taking Lives’’ (2004, Movie: TT ‘‘Necronomicon: Book Movie: TTT ‘‘My Own 2< [MAX] Movie: space pilots defend Earth from marauding aliens. victim and a forensic expert trail a killer. ‘R’ ^ demons helps a cop probe her sister’s death. ‘R’ Erotica Adult) Amanda Auclair. ‘NR’ ^ Suspense) Angelina Jolie. ‘R’ ^ of the Dead’’ (1994) Jeffrey Combs. Private Idaho’’ (1991) 60 Min.- 60 Min.- Arliss ^ Cheap Classic Now ^ Boxing Boxing Arliss ^ Cheap Classic Now ^ 1995 World Series of 1996 World Series of 1997 World Series of Paid Paid NFL NFL College Football: 1979 2C [ESPCL] Classic Classic Seats ^ Seats ^ Poker Las Vegas. ^ Poker Atlantic City, N.J. Poker Las Vegas. ^ Program Program Football Football Notre Dame at Mich. Haunted Haunted Derek Acorah’s Ghost Best of Amusement Most Haunted Haunted Derek Acorah’s Ghost Haunted New England Paid Paid Paid Bosley Paid Paid Bosley Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 3: [TRAV] Most hotel in Devizes. Towns Royston. Parks 2006 hotel in Devizes. Towns Royston. ^ Program Program Program Hair Program Program Hair Program Program Program Program Program (5:45) Movie: TTZ ‘‘Point of No Return’’ (1993, Movie: TTZ ‘‘Murder by Numbers’’ (2002) Sandra Bullock. Movie: TTT ‘‘Halloween’’ (1978, Movie: TTT ‘‘Creature From the Black Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Abominable Movie: ‘‘Halloween’’ (1978) An escaped maniac ‘‘On- 3> [AMC] Drama) Bridget Fonda, Gabriel Byrne. ‘R’ Teen-age killers play cat-and-mouse with a detective. ‘R’ Horror) Donald Pleasence. ‘R’ Lagoon’’ (1954, Horror) Richard Carlson. ‘G’ ^ Snowman of the Himalayas’’ ‘NR’ embarks on a holiday rampage of revenge. ‘R’ Service’’ Law & Order ‘‘DR Movie: ‘‘The General’s Daughter’’ (1999) Army Movie: ‘‘The General’s Daughter’’ (1999) Army Movie: TTT ‘‘Copycat’’ (1995) A cunning Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Juror’’ (1996) A hit man is Movie: TT ‘‘Deadly Intentions... Again?’’ 3? [TNT] Charmed ^ 1-102’’ (In Stereo) ^ investigators probe an officer’s brutal slaying. ^ investigators probe an officer’s brutal slaying. ^ psychopath imitates infamous serial killers. ^ sent to sway a woman’s vote in a murder trial. ^ (1991, Suspense) Harry Hamlin. Premiere. Zack & Zack & Phil of the That’s So Movie: ‘‘Cow Belles’’ (2006, Hannah Zack & Phil of the Zack & That’s So Phil of the Kim Lizzie That’s So Boy Meets That’s So That’s So That’s So That’s So Mr. Lilo & Winnie- 3B [DISN] Cody Cody Future (N) Raven ^ Comedy) Alyson Michalka. Montana Cody Future ^ Cody Raven ^ Future ^ Possible McGuire Raven ^ World ^ Raven ^ Raven ^ Raven ^ Raven ^ Whiskers Stitch ^ Pooh SG-1 ‘‘Point John Doe ‘‘The Doctor Who ^ Doctor Who (N) ^ Stargate Atlantis ‘‘The Stargate SG-1 ‘‘Off the Doctor Who ^ Stargate Atlantis ‘‘The Battlestar Galactica Movie: TTZ ‘‘Army of Darkness’’ (1992, The Outer Limits ^ 3C [SCIFI] of Stargate View’’ (In Stereo) ^ Mourner’’ (In Stereo) ^ Hive’’ (In Stereo) ^ Grid’’ (In Stereo) ^ Hive’’ (In Stereo) ^ Destroying Cylon ship. Horror) Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz. ^ Cash Cab Cash Cab The FBI Files ‘‘Deadly The FBI Files ‘‘Final I Shouldn’t Be Alive A Haunting (N) The FBI Files ‘‘Deadly The FBI Files ‘‘Final I Shouldn’t Be Alive A Haunting Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid 4? [DISC] ^ ^ Trail’’ ^ Takedown’’ (N) ^ ‘‘Shipwrecked’’ (N) Trail’’ ^ Takedown’’ ^ ‘‘Shipwrecked’’ Program Program Program Program Program Program Amazing Animal Animal Cops Detroit The Planet’s Funniest Amazing Animal Animal Cops Detroit Horse Power: Road to The Planet’s Funniest Amazing Animal Animal Cops Detroit Dog Show: ‘‘AKC/Eukanuba National Championship 2006: 3-Hour 4@ [ANPL] Videos ^ ‘‘Feline Frenzy’’ ^ the Maclay ^ Animals ^ Videos ^ ‘‘Feline Frenzy’’ ^ Cutdown’’ From Tampa, Fla. ^ ‘‘Feline Frenzy’’ ^ Animals ^ Videos ^ Movie: T ‘‘Not Com.- Reno 911! Daily Colbert Com.- Com.- Com.- Com.- South Mind of David Wonder Movie: T ‘‘Not Another Teen Movie’’ (2001, Wonder Mad TV (In Paid Paid Paid Paid 4A [COM] (5:00) Another Teen Movie’’ Presents ^ Show Report Presents Presents Presents Presents Park ^ Mencia ^ Spade Showzen Comedy) (PA) Chyler Leigh, Chris Evans. ^ Showzen Stereo) ^ Program Program Program Program Hollywood Hollywood Cops ^ Cops ^ The Investigators Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Dunne: Power, The Investigators Forensic Forensic Forensic Forensic Dunne: Power, NYPD Blue ‘‘You Bet Forensic Paid 4B [CRT] Heat Heat Files Files Files Files Privilege & Justice Files Files Files Files Privilege & Justice Your Life’’ (In Stereo) Files Program Answer: Hospice is a holistic ap- proach to health care for life-limiting conditions. This means that Hospice addresses not only physical issues, but also communication, emotional, social, spiritual and practical issues that may challenge a patient and family. The Hospice Social Worker assists patients and families who so choose with finding community resources. They promote maximum independ- ence in this way. They can assist the patient and family in identifying their goals at this time, while honoring the need for meaning and dignity. The Hospice Social Worker is a coun- selor for patients and their loved ones and gives support by helping with coping skills or just providing a caring “hearing ear.” Emotional or spiritual suffering can be eased; many people benefit from learning healthy coping skills from caring and empathetic professionals. Therefore, Lovejoy Hospice offers additional counseling if a patient or family so chooses. Our spiritual counselors and bereavement coun- selors are specialists in giving sup- port to children and adults dealing with difficult issues. Their goal is to keep dignity, integrity, and personal choice intact. Individual and family counseling are available. March is National Social Worker Month. Please join us in thanking all our Hospice Workers and Counselors who help patients and families open doors during difficult life processes. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MARCH"25,"2006< 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 Bosom Bosom Saved by Saved by Movie: ‘‘Dangerous Minds’’ (1995) A teacher Movie: TTZ ‘‘Something to Talk About’’ (1995) A betrayed Movie: TT ‘‘Stepmom’’ (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts. A Movie: TTZ ‘‘You’ve Got Mail’’ (1998) Tom Hanks. Two ‘‘While- F [WTBS] Buddies Buddies the Bell ^ the Bell ^ works wonders on a class of educational misfits. wife stirs up trouble at the family horse farm. ^ woman tries hard to make her lover’s children accept her. ^ bitter business rivals conduct an online love affair. ^ Sleeping’’ Paid Paid Digimon- Dragon Spider- A.T.O.M. Power Power Power Power Power Power Movie: TT ‘‘Clockstoppers’’ (2002) A scientist’s Movie: TTZ ‘‘My Girl 2’’ (1993) A new friend Movie: TT ‘‘Dr. Dolittle’’ (1998) Eddie Murphy. G [FOXFAM] Program Program Digital Booster ^ Man ^ Rangers Rangers Rangers Rangers Rangers Rangers son steals his father’s time-altering device. ^ helps Vada research her late mother’s life. ^ A 20th-century doctor can talk with animals. Winx Club Winx Club Mutant Mutant G.I. Joe The Tribe Coolfuel Animal George Paid Paid NASCAR Racing: Busch Series -- Sharpie Mini 300. From Steel Remington Steele Fall Guy ‘‘The Cops (N) Cops ^ H [FOX] Bratz ^ ^ ^ Turtles Turtles Sigma 6 Roadtrip Rescue ^ Hirsch Program Program Bristol, Tenn. (In Stereo Live) ^ Dreams ‘‘Steele in Circulation’’ Chameleon’’ ^ Today (In Stereo) ^ Real Time Trading Darcy’s Flight 29 Endur- PGA Golf: The Players Championship -- Third Round. From Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. (In Stereo This Old Bob Vila Smith Newton Inside NBC News I [KOBI] Estate Warp Trio Spaces Wild Life Down ^ ance ^ Live) ^ House ^ ^ Gardens Media Edition SportsCenter ^ SportsCenter (Live) ^ SportsCenter (Live) ^ Women’s College Basketball: NCAA Women’s College Basketball: NCAA Tournament San Figure Skating: U.S. Figure Skating: World Championships -- Women’s and Pairs Free Skate. Calgary. ^ J [ESPN] Tournament Regional Semifinal -- Teams TBA Antonio Regional Semifinal -- Teams TBA. ^ Championships Business PC Creative Burt Wolf: Globe Trekker Rome; Smart Victory Yankee This Old Ask This Hometime Wood- Motor- Scheewe Joy of Sewing- America Martha- Love of Everyday Daisy Caprial- Califor- K [KSYS] Rpt. World’s Life ^ Travels Forum. ^ Gardening Garden ^ Shop House ^ Old House ^ wright Week ^ Art Painting Nancy Sews Sewing Quilting Food ^ Cooks! John nia’s Gold Faithville Colby’s Dooley McGee Pahap- Knock Wild & Miss Bibleman Davey and Greatest Heroes of K 10 C (EI) Kirk Christian Greg Praise the Lord ^ The Coral Ridge Hour In Touch ^ L [TBN] (EI) Club and Pals and Me pahooey Knock Wacky Charity (EI) Goliath the Bible (EI) Cameron World Laurie ^ Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Cheerleader Nation Face the Frasier ^ Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Wrong Woman’’ (1995, Movie: ‘‘Deadly Betrayal’’ (2002) A woman has Movie: TT ‘‘Someone M [LIFE] Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Sweet 16 party. ^ Family ^ Drama) Nancy McKeon, Chelsea Field. ^ a dangerous affair with her daughter’s teacher. She Knows’’ (1994) ^ (5:00) Saturday Early LazyTown Go, Diego, Backyar- Dora the Skiing: Jeep King of College Basketball: NCAA Division II Road to the Final Four NCAA College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Regional Final -- College Basketball: NCAA Tournament 1: [KTVL] Show (In Stereo) ^ ^ Go! ^ digans ^ Explorer the Mountain. ^ Tournament Final -- Teams TBA. ^ Tournament preview. (N) ^ Teams TBA. Atlanta and Oakland, Calif. (Live) ^ Regional Final -- Teams TBA. ^ Rugrats ^ All Grown Oddpar- Jimmy Jimmy Sponge- Sponge- Oddpar- Oddpar- The X’s ^ Danny Danny Cats- Cats- 6teen ^ Drake & Ned’s Unfabu- Zoey 101 Nicktoons Nicktoons Sponge- Drake & 1; [NICK] Chalk- Zone ^ Up ^ ents Neutron Neutron Bob Bob ents ents Phantom Phantom cratch cratch Josh ^ School lous ^ ^ TV TV Bob Josh ^ S136 Good Morning Lilo & Emperor The Proud That’s So Zack & Phil of the Kim Power Horse Racing: UAE Derby/Dubai Kinetics Attacking Mercury NBA Access With OSAA Sports Special Hispanics Jeopardy! 1= [KDRV] Paid Program America ^ Stitch ^ New Family ^ Raven ^ Cody Future ^ Possible Rangers World Cup. Anxiety Media Ahmad Rashad (N) ^ Today ^ ^ Paid Paid Thinner Paid WWE A.M. Raw Nashville Star ^ Coach ^ Movie: TTT ‘‘Casper’’ (1995, Fantasy) Christina Movie: ‘‘Barbershop’’ (2002) A barbershop Movie: ‘‘Undercover Brother’’ (2002) An ultra- 1? [USA] Coach ^ Coach ^ Program Program Thighs Program Ricci. Teen befriends Casper, the friendly ghost. owner considers selling his establishment. ^ cool agent squares off against a white villain. ^ Paid Paid Movie: TTTZ ‘‘The Hours’’ (2002, Drama) Meryl Streep. Ask This Old House Old House Movie: TTZ ‘‘Falling Down’’ (1993) Michael Douglas. A laid- Sell This Sell This Sell This Sell This Sell This Move This Move This Move This Move This 1A [A&E] Program Program Three women in different eras suffer emotional crises. ^ Old House off defense worker is pushed to the breaking point. ^ House! ^ House! ^ House! ^ House! ^ House! ^ House! ^ House! ^ House! ^ House! ^ Movie: TTZ Villanova vs. Movie: TT ‘‘The Ring Two’’ (2005) A journalist Movie: TTZ ‘‘She-Devil’’ (1989, Movie: T ‘‘Speed 2: Cruise Control’’ (1997) Sandra Bullock. Movie: TT ‘‘The Chronicles of Riddick’’ (2004) Movie: TT ‘‘The Ring Two’’ (2005) A journalist 1B [HBO] (5:10) ‘‘White Sands’’ (1992) Georgetown must protect her son from evil Samara. ‘PG-13’ Comedy) Meryl Streep. ‘PG-13’ ^ A madman seizes the helm of a luxurious ocean liner. ‘PG-13’ A fugitive fights an invading ruler and his army. must protect her son from evil Samara. ‘PG-13’ (5:00) Movie: TTT ‘‘Sky Captain and the World of Movie: TT ‘‘Sleepover’’ (2004, Movie: TTT ‘‘Mean Girls’’ (2004) A teen Movie: TT ‘‘If Lucy Fell’’ (1996, Movie: TT ‘‘Mary Reilly’’ (1996) Dr. Jekyll’s Movie: TTT ‘‘Sky Captain and the World of ‘‘Slee- 1C [SHOW2] Movie: Tomorrow’’ (2004, Adventure) Gwyneth Paltrow. Comedy) Alexa Vega. (In Stereo) ^ becomes friends with three cruel schoolmates. ^ Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. ^ maid is drawn to the doctor’s evil alter ego. ^ Tomorrow’’ (2004, Adventure) Gwyneth Paltrow. pover’’ ^ (4:30) Movie: ‘‘Lenny the Wonder Dog’’ Movie: TT ‘‘Without a Paddle’’ Movie: TT ‘‘Beyond Borders’’ (2003, Drama) Angelina Jolie, Movie: TTZ ‘‘Guarding Tess’’ Movie: TTT ‘‘The Pelican Brief’’ (1993) Julia Roberts. An Movie: TT ‘‘Godsend’’ (2004) A ‘‘Without a 2; [SHOW] Movie: (2004, Adventure) Sammy Kahn. ^ (2004, Comedy) Seth Green. ^ Clive Owen. A woman joins a doctor’s humanitarian efforts. ^ (1994, Comedy) Shirley MacLaine. inquisitive law student becomes the target of assassins. ^ scientist clones a couple’s dead son. Paddle’’ ^ (5:15) Movie: ‘‘My Own Movie: TTT ‘‘The Witches’’ (1990, Movie: TTZ ‘‘Man on Fire’’ (2004) Denzel Washington. A Movie: TTZ ‘‘Wayne’s World 2’’ Movie: TTT ‘‘Before Sunset’’ Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Naked Gun 2 Movie: TTT ‘‘Sling Blade’’ (1996) A mentally ‘‘King’s 2< [MAX] Private Idaho’’ (1991) Fantasy) Anjelica Huston. ‘PG’ ^ bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers. ‘R’ ^ (1993) Mike Myers. ‘PG-13’ ^ (2004, Romance) Ethan Hawke. ‘R’ 1/2: The Smell of Fear’’ (1991) ^ impaired man with a violent past befriends a boy. Ransom’’ Football: 1979 Utilityman: The Quest Billiards: 2003 Wm. Ringside Greatest rivalries of all time. (N) Ringside Greatest rivalries of all time. 2C [ESPCL] College Notre Dame at Mich. for Cooperstown ^ Tourn. Mysteries of the Derek Acorah’s Ghost Most Haunted Haunted World Poker Tour The winners from the Inside the World’s Fort Knox & USS John Made in Taste of Taste of World Poker Tour Five professionals and one World Poker Tour ^ 3: [TRAV] British Museum ^ Towns Royston. hotel in Devizes. inaugural season gather in Las Vegas. ^ Mightiest Bank ^ Washington ^ Ratzen- America America America amateur vie for five million dollar prize. TTT ‘‘Licence to Kill’’ (1989, Adventure) Timothy Dalton. James Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Man With the Golden Gun’’ (1974) Agent Movie: TTTZ ‘‘The Spy Who (5:30) Movie: ‘‘On Her Majesty’s Secret Service’’ (1969) Movie: TTZ ‘‘A View to a Kill’’ (1985) Roger Moore. Agent Movie: 3> [AMC] Agent 007 fights Blofeld’s plan to poison the world’s food. ^ 007 fights a genetic superman bent on world conquest. ‘PG’ Bond takes on a murderous Colombian drug lord. ‘PG-13’ (Violence) 007 finds $1 million hit man with midget sidekick. ‘PG’ ^ Loved Me’’ (1977) Roger Moore. ^ In the Heat of the Movie: TT ‘‘Bed of Lies’’ (1992) Flashbacks Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Juror’’ (1996, Suspense) Demi Moore. A Movie: TTT ‘‘Disclosure’’ (1994, Drama) Michael Douglas. Movie: TTT ‘‘Copycat’’ (1995) A cunning Movie: TT ‘‘A Perfect Murder’’ (1998) A man 3? [TNT] Night ^ show Texas politician and wife who killed him. ^ hit man is sent to sway a woman’s vote in a murder trial. ^ An executive faces unwanted sexual advances from his boss. psychopath imitates infamous serial killers. ^ plots to have his wife murdered by her lover. ^ The Bear in The Koala Higgly- Little Doodle- JoJo’s Charlie & The Lilo & Lilo & The Buzz American Emperor Movie: TTZ ‘‘Cadet Kelly’’ (2002) A new cadet American W.I.T.C.H. Kim Kim Emperor The Buzz 3B [DISN] Wiggles House Brothers town Einsteins bops ^ Circus ^ Lola ^ Wiggles Stitch ^ Stitch ^ on Maggie Drgn New is challenged by an antagonistic upperclassman. Drgn Possible Possible New on Maggie Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Movie: ‘‘7 Days to Live’’ (2000) A novelist and Movie: ‘‘The Uninvited’’ (1996) A malevolent Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Haunted’’ (1991) A family Movie: TTZ ‘‘Lost Voyage’’ (2001) A ship lost Movie: TZ ‘‘Thirteen 3C [SCIFI] Program Program Program Program Program Program his wife encounter strange events in a house. ^ spirit comes after a couple’s young son. ^ fights a 10-year battle with the supernatural. ^ in the Bermuda Triangle makes a sudden return. Ghosts’’ (2001, Horror) Paid Paid Thinner Paid Paid Against the Law 48 Hours: Hard 48 Hours: Hard 48 Hours: Hard Deadly Dentist (Part 1 Deadly Dentist (Part 2 A Haunting in Georgia A Haunting in Georgia A Haunting ‘‘Gateway 4? [DISC] Paid Program Program Program Thighs Program Program ‘‘Precious Angels’’ ^ Evidence ^ Evidence ^ Evidence ^ of 2) ^ of 2) ^ (Part 1 of 2) ^ (Part 2 of 2) ^ to Hell’’ The Really Breed All K-9 to 5 ^ Backyard The Planet’s Funniest Amazing Animal Venom ER ^ Get Out There! Animal Animal The Planet’s Funniest Little Zoo That Could Animal Cops Skinny Animal Cops Detroit Big Cat Challenge The 4@ [ANPL] Wild Show About It ^ Habitat ^ Animals ^ Videos ^ ‘‘Glacier Bay’’ Report Rescue Animals ^ boxer. ^ ‘‘Juvenile Crime’’ ^ ultimate hunter. Paid Mad TV A ‘‘Survivor’’ Mad TV (In Stereo) ^ Mad TV (In Stereo) ^ Mad TV OK Go. (In Mad TV (In Stereo) ^ Mad TV A ‘‘Survivor’’ Movie: T ‘‘What’s the Worst That Could Movie: TT ‘‘Almost Heroes’’ (1998) Two 19th- Movie: TZ 4A [COM] Paid Program Program sketch. (In Stereo) ^ Stereo) ^ sketch. (In Stereo) ^ Happen?’’ (2001, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. ^ century explorers try to reach the Pacific Ocean. ‘‘Ringmaster’’ (1998) Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Thinner Paid Paid Paid NYPD Blue ^ NYPD Blue Sipowicz Movie: ‘‘When Secrets Kill’’ (1997) A man is Psychic Psychic Forensic Forensic 4B [CRT] Paid Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Thighs Program Program Program suspects a cop. ^ suspected of killing his adopted child’s mother. Detectives Detectives Files Files >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MARCH"25,"2006< 6:00 If you have a question about hospice care for the column, please phone (541) 474-1193 or 1(888) 758-8569 or e-mail me at: cheryl@lovejoyhospice.org Elementary Schools Lunch Menu Sponsored by 321 S. Redwood Hwy. 592-2541 THURSDAY, MARCH 23 Corn dogs, cheeseburger, pepperoni or cheese pizza, ham & cheese sandwich, chicken Caesar or garden salad, ‘Cleaver’ Club wrap FRIDAY, MARCH 24 BBQ rib sandwich, fishwich sandwich, personal pizza, turkey & cheese sandwich, Popeye spinach or garden salad, ‘It’s Italian’ wrap MONDAY , MARCH 27-31 * SPRING BREAK WEEK* - No Classes - 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30 12:00 12:30 1:00 1:30 2:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 (5:45) Movie: TTT ‘‘While You Were Sleeping’’ Movie: TTT ‘‘My Best Friend’s Wedding’’ Movie: T ‘‘Mr. Deeds’’ (2002, Comedy) A pizza Movie: TTZ ‘‘Something to Talk About’’ Movie: ‘‘Dangerous Minds’’ (1995) A teacher Movie: TTZ ‘‘Forces of Nature’’ (1999) Fate F [WTBS] (1995, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman. ^ (1997, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts. ^ maker inherits a fortune from a distant relative. (1995, Comedy-Drama) Julia Roberts. ^ works wonders on a class of educational misfits. and a free-spirited female detour a groom-to-be. Movie: TZ ‘‘The Waterboy’’ (1998, Comedy) A Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Sandlot’’ (1993) The new boy Movie: ‘‘The Sandlot 2’’ (2005) Baseball-playing Movie: TT ‘‘Dr. Dolittle’’ (1998) Eddie Murphy. Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid G [FOXFAM] simpleton’s angry outbursts lead to gridiron glory. in town falls in with neighborhood ballplayers. friends must outwit a fearsome dog. ^ A 20th-century doctor can talk with animals. Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program America’s Most St. Elsewhere ‘‘The Mad TV Comic Jeff Blind Date Blind Date Jerry Springer Paid Paid News ^ Paid Paid Coolfuel Your Life George Smith H [FOX] Wanted-Fights Back Count’’ (In Stereo) ^ Garlin. (In Stereo) ^ (In Stereo) (In Stereo) Revenge; infidelity. ^ Program Program Program Program Roadtrip Hirsch Gardens News The Entertainment Tonight Dateline NBC (N) (In Law & Order: Special Conviction ‘‘Indebted’’ News Saturday Night Live Steve Martin; Da Vinci’s Inquest Chief American Mercury Saturday Night Live (In Stereo) ^ Wall Chief I [KOBI] Insider ^ (N) (In Stereo) ^ Stereo) ^ Victims Unit ^ (In Stereo) ^ Prince. (In Stereo) ^ ‘‘The Hanged Man’’ ^ Marketing Street Jrnl Women’s College Basketball: NCAA SportsCenter (Live) ^ Sports- College Gameday SportsCenter (Live) ^ SportsCenter (Live) ^ Figure Skating: World Championships -- SportsCenter ^ SportsCenter ^ SportsCenter ^ NBA J [ESPN] Tournament Regional Semifinal -- Teams TBA Center Scoreboard (Live) ^ Women’s and Pairs Free Skate. Calgary. ^ Matchup The Lawrence Welk Globe Trekker As Time My Hero Keeping Summer Austin City Limits ^ Mystery! ‘‘The Mrs. Monty Python’s Antiques Roadshow Nova ^ Monty Python’s Antiques Roadshow Nova ^ K [KSYS] Show Qingping market. ^ Goes By Up Wine Bradley Mysteries’’ ^ Personal Best ^ ^ Personal Best ^ ^ Billy Graham Classic Drive Thru Travel the Movie Praise the Kirk Carroll Michael Greatest Heroes of Finding Gregory McClen- John Rod Parsley ^ Ed Young Dr. James L [TBN] Hour of Power ^ Crusades History Road Lord ^ Cameron Roberson English the Bible (EI) Favor Dickow don Frances Television Merritt ^ (5:00) Movie: Movie: ‘‘Augusta, Gone’’ (2006) A woman tries Movie: ‘‘The Killing Secret’’ (1997, Suspense) Face the Movie: ‘‘Double Cross’’ (2006) Two women Will & Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid M [LIFE] ‘‘Someone-Know’’ to help her troubled teenage daughter. ^ Ari Meyers, Soleil Moon Frye, Tess Harper. ^ Family ^ become entangled in a plot to kill their husbands. Grace ^ Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Program Outdoors- How I Met How I Met CSI: Crime Scene Old How I Met 48 Hours Mystery (In News ^ Stargate Atlantis ‘‘The Extra (N) (In Stereo) ^ Carleton (Off Air) 1: [KTVL] News ^ man Investigation ^ Christine Stereo) ^ Storm’’ (In Stereo) ^ Sheets All Grown Danny Oddpar- Sponge- Ned’s Drake & All That Amanda Full Fresh Fresh Cosby Roseanne Roseanne Fresh Fresh Roseanne Roseanne Murphy Who’s the Fresh Cosby Full Full 1; [NICK] Up ^ Phantom ents Bob School Josh ^ (In Stereo) House ^ Prince Prince Show ^ ^ Prince Prince ^ ^ Brown ^ Boss? ^ Prince Show House ^ House ^ News ABC Wld Sparrow Ebert & Movie: TTT ‘‘Signs’’ (2002) Mel Gibson. Aliens The Evidence ‘‘Pilot’’ News Coolfuel House, (Off Air) 1= [KDRV] News Club Roeper ^ invade a former clergyman’s Pennsylvania farm. (In Stereo) ^ Roadtrip Home ‘‘Mr. Monk Goes Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Criminal Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Movie: ‘‘Undercover Brother’’ (2002) An ultra- Movie: TTT ‘‘Casper’’ (1995, Fantasy) Christina 1? [USA] Monk to a Wedding’’ ^ Intent ^ Victims Unit ^ Victims Unit ^ Victims Unit ^ Intent (In Stereo) ^ Victims Unit ^ Victims Unit ^ cool agent squares off against a white villain. ^ Ricci. Teen befriends Casper, the friendly ghost. City Confidential A Cold Case Files ^ Cold Case Files ^ American Justice American Justice Cold Case Files ^ Cold Case Files ^ American Justice American Justice City Confidential A Paid Paid 1A [A&E] Amer. Justice messy love-triangle. ^ ‘‘Brutal Revenge’’ ^ ‘‘Deadly Magnolia’’ ^ ‘‘Brutal Revenge’’ ^ ‘‘Deadly Magnolia’’ ^ messy love-triangle. ^ Program Program ‘‘The Wedding Date’’ The Sopranos ‘‘Join Movie: TZ ‘‘Catwoman’’ (2004) Halle Berry. A Movie: TTT ‘‘Deep Cover’’ (1992, Porn 101: XXXtra Movie: TTT ‘‘61’’ (2001, Drama) Barry Pepper. Two New ‘‘Wedding Movie: ‘‘A Cinderella Story’’ (2004) A teenager Movie: TT 1B [HBO] meets a high-school quarterback online. ‘PG’ ^ (2005) Debra Messing. ‘PG-13’ ^ the Club’’ (In Stereo) ^ shy artist acquires feline strength and agility. ^ Crime Drama) Larry Fishburne. ‘R’ Credit York Yankees chase Babe Ruth’s home run record. ^ Date’’ Movie: TT Movie: TT ‘‘The Prince & Me’’ (2004) A Movie: TTT ‘‘Mean Girls’’ (2004, Movie: T ‘‘One Eyed King’’ (2001) Close-knit Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Object of Movie: ‘‘Personals: College Girl Movie: TZ ‘‘Hollywood North’’ Movie: TTTZ ‘‘The 1C [SHOW2] (5:30) ‘‘Sleepover’’ (2004) ^ collegian and a Danish prince fall in love. ^ Comedy) Lindsay Lohan. ^ friends live in New York’s Hell’s Kitchen. ^ Beauty’’ (1991) John Malkovich. ^ Seeking...’’ (2000, Adult) ^ (2003, Comedy) Matthew Modine. Field’’ (1990, Drama) Movie: TT ‘‘Without a Re: Movie: TTT ‘‘Open Water’’ (2003, Movie: TT ‘‘I’ll Sleep When I’m Movie: TZ ‘‘Twisted’’ (2004) An inspector Movie: TTT ‘‘Sex, Lies, and Kama Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Prophecy II’’ Movie: TT ‘‘Godsend’’ (2004) A 2; [SHOW] (5:45) Paddle’’ (2004) Seth Green. ^ Evolution Suspense) Blanchard Ryan. ^ Dead’’ (2003) Clive Owen. iTV. investigates the deaths of her ex-lovers. ^ Videotape’’ (1989) James Spader. Sutra ^ (1998, Horror) Christopher Walken. scientist clones a couple’s dead son. Movie: TZ ‘‘King’s Movie: TTZ ‘‘Man on Fire’’ (2004) Denzel Washington. A Movie: TT ‘‘Alexander’’ (2004, Historical Drama) Colin Farrell, Angelina Movie: ‘‘Bikini a-Go-Go’’ (2003, Movie: TTZ ‘‘The Serpent and the Movie: TTT ‘‘Criminal’’ (2004, ‘‘Alexan- 2< [MAX] (5:45) Ransom’’ (2005, Comedy) ‘PG-13’ bodyguard takes revenge on a girl’s kidnappers. ‘R’ ^ Jolie. Macedonia’s young king conquers much of the known world. ‘R’ ^ Adult) Beverly Lynne. ‘NR’ ^ Rainbow’’ (1988) Bill Pullman. ‘R’ Crime Drama) John C. Reilly. ‘R’ ^ der’’ ‘R’ ^ (3:00) Ringside Greatest rivalries of all time. Ringside Greatest rivalries of all time. Paid Paid Battle Lines From Ringside Greatest 2C [ESPCL] Program Program Tokyo in 1990. ^ rivalries of all time. (5:00) World Poker American Casino World Poker Tour Six world-class players do American Casino Secrets of Bangkok Paid Paid Paid Select Paid Paid Russ Bosley Paid Paid Paid Paid 3: [TRAV] Tour ^ Renovations complete. battle. ^ Renovations complete. Thailand’s capital. ^ Program Program Program Comfort Program Program Dalbey Hair Program Program Program Program (4:45) Movie: TTTZ ‘‘The Spy Movie: TTT ‘‘You Only Live Twice’’ (1967) Sean Connery. Hustle Ex-husband. (N) Movie: TTT ‘‘Diamonds Are Forever’’ (1971, Action) Agent Movie: TTTZ ‘‘On Her Majesty’s Secret Service’’ (1969) George Movie: TTTZ ‘‘The Spy Who 3> [AMC] Who Loved Me’’ (1977, Action) ‘PG’ Agent 007 poses as Asian to foil SPECTRE’s Blofeld. ‘PG’ ^ ^ 007 saves the world from Blofeld’s space laser. ‘PG’ ^ Lazenby. Agent 007 fights Blofeld’s plan to poison the world’s food. ‘PG’ Loved Me’’ (1977) Roger Moore. ^ TT ‘‘Along Came a Spider’’ (2001, Movie: ‘‘Seven’’ (1995) A killer dispatches his Movie: TTZ ‘‘What Lies Beneath’’ (2000) Harrison Ford. A Movie: TTZ ‘‘Malice’’ (1993, Suspense) Alec Baldwin. Dark Movie: TTT ‘‘Disclosure’’ (1994, Drama) Michael Douglas. LAPD (In 3? [TNT] Movie: Suspense) Morgan Freeman, Monica Potter. ^ victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. ^ housewife is swept up in a spirit’s supernatural revenge. ^ secrets surface after a woman’s emergency surgery. ^ An executive faces unwanted sexual advances from his boss. Stereo) Life With Zack & That’s So That’s So Movie: ‘‘Cow Belles’’ (2006) Alyson Michalka. Phil of the Life With Zack & That’s So That’s So Emperor American The Buzz Boy Meets The Proud Lilo & Mr. Dave the Mr. Lilo & Winnie- 3B [DISN] Derek Cody Raven ^ Raven ^ Two teenagers try to save their father’s business. Future ^ Derek Cody Raven Raven New Drgn on Maggie World ^ Family ^ Stitch ^ Whiskers Barbarian Whiskers Stitch ^ Pooh (5:00) Movie: TZ Movie: ‘‘Larva’’ (2005) Vincent Ventresca. An Movie: ‘‘Mortuary’’ (2005, Horror) A family takes Movie: TTZ ‘‘John Carpenter’s Body Bags’’ Movie: ‘‘Mortuary’’ (2005, Horror) A family takes Movie: TTT ‘‘Frailty’’ (2002) A widower claims Amazing Amazing 3C [SCIFI] ‘‘Thirteen Ghosts’’ ^ experimental feed additive yields mutated larva. over a funeral home rumored to be haunted. ^ (1993) John Carpenter cues a morbid trilogy. ^ over a funeral home rumored to be haunted. ^ that God has chosen him to slay demons. ^ Stories ^ Stories ^ MythBusters ‘‘Paper MythBusters MythBusters Flying a MythBusters Cell Paid Paid Bosley Paid Paid Paid MythBusters ‘‘Barrel of MythBusters MythBusters Flying a MythBusters Cell 4? [DISC] A Haunting Bricks’’ ^ ‘‘Shredded Plane’’ ^ kite in a thunderstorm. phone interference. ^ Crossbow’’ ^ ‘‘Shredded Plane’’ ^ kite in a thunderstorm. phone interference. ^ Program Program Hair Program Program Program The Hippo: Africa’s Wild Kingdom A Big Cat Challenge The The Hippo: Africa’s Wild Kingdom A Animal Cops Detroit Big Cat Challenge The The Hippo: Africa’s Killer Elephants ^ Animal Miracles Dog Backyard K9 Karma Barking Mad ‘‘Grim & 4@ [ANPL] King of the River leopard raises her cub. ultimate hunter. King of the River leopard raises her cub. ‘‘Juvenile Crime’’ ^ ultimate hunter. King of the River pulls owner from a river. Habitat ^ ^ Red’’ Cat hates dogs. (5:00) Movie: TZ Bill Engvall: Here’s Your Sign Kathleen Madigan: In Larry the Cable Guy: Git-R-Done Drawn Chap- Chap- Mind of Carlos Mencia: No Carlos Mencia: No South Wonder Paid Paid Paid Paid 4A [COM] ‘‘Ringmaster’’ (1998) Live Comic performs. ^ Other Words (N) ^ Stand-up comedy. ^ Together pelle’s pelle’s Mencia ^ Strings Attached ^ Strings Attached ^ Park ^ Showzen Program Program Program Program Forensic Cops ^ Cops ^ Forensic Forensic Body of Body of Body of Body of Hollywood Hollywood Forensic Forensic Body of Body of Body of Body of Hollywood Hollywood Paid Paid Paid Paid 4B [CRT] Forensic Files Files Files Files Evidence Evidence Evidence Evidence Heat Heat Files Files Evidence Evidence Evidence Evidence Heat Heat Program Program Program Program