Page 3 Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, OR Wednesday, March 15, 2006 Cougars state run short (Continued from page 1) LBMS SPRING THING - Spring conferences for parent to meet with those who teach their students at Lorna Byrne Middle School will be held Thursday and Friday, April 13-14. Parents should contact the office, 592-2163, to schedule appointments, when report cards will be available. The office is open weekdays from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Conferences will be held the 13th from 8 a.m. to noon, 1 to 5 p.m., and 6 to 8 p.m.; and on the 14th from 8 a.m. to noon. AUSTRALIA HOPES - Sixth-grader Zachary A. Silva at Lorna Byrne Middle School is seeking financial sponsors so that he can serve as a member of the People to People Student Ambassador Program to Australia this summer. The objective of the 20-day program is to pro- mote international understanding while building leader- ship skills among U.S. youth. “Zach” needs the funds by Saturday, April 1. Phone 597-4486 for more information. Deposits can be made at Evergreen Federal Bank to ac- count 0470004504. END-OF-LIFE PAIN - “Pain Management At the End of Life/Bridging the Gap Between Knowledge & Practice” is the title of a Lovejoy Hospice presentation set for Thursday, April 6. Lovejoy, with Hospice Foun- dation of America’s 13th annual teleconference, offers the presentation from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. It will be shown at the Lovejoy site in Grants Pass, 939 S.E. Eighth St. To register, or for more information, phone 474-1193. BLAST ZAP - Oregon State Police bomb squad per- sonnel, working with military personnel trained in the same area, recently have removed old artillery shells from private property in various Beaver State locales. Noted OSP: Any explosive can be dangerous. Even something as seemingly harmless as a Fourth of July-type firework, when handled improperly, can cause serious injury or death. It is not uncommon for home owners to contact law enforcement to report that they have found dynamite, blasting caps, old rifle or pistol rounds, or what they be- lieve may be unexploded military ordnance on their prop- erty in a shed or barn and even in or around their home. These items can be very dangerous, especially in a de- cayed state, and should only be handled by specially trained professionals. Should one come across items they believe to be explosives, they should not handle them; stay a safe distance away; and phone their local law en- forcement agency. NOTEPAD - “A Musical Tour of the British Isles” will be presented Sunday, March 19 beginning at 3 p.m. by the Rogue Community College Band in the RCC Rogue Bldg. at the Grants Pass campus. A free-will do- nation will be taken at the door … Understanding Medicare prescription drug coverage benefits is the topic for a free workshop for senior citizens in Medford on Thursday, March 23 at the Reston Hotel, 2250 Biddle Road, from 9 to 10:30 a.m. followed by counseling and info booths until noon, said U.S. Rep. Greg Walden (R- Ore.) … For St. Patrick’s Day on Friday, March 17, a trio of jokes from none other than Bill Reid, of Oregon Mt. Real Estate: *Why do the Irish wear shamrocks? Because real rocks are too heavy. *What do the Irish call their outdoor table and chairs? Patty O’Furniture. *What do you get when you cross a shamrock with poison oak? A rash of Irish luck. And here’s one from the editor: Two Irish lasses were talking, and one said, “I’m going to wed soon.” The other said, “Oh really?” And the first one replied, “No, O’Reilly.” … BLM reports that 27 wild horses were adopted during the Feb. 24-25 auction in GP ... Food for Oregon, an online data base to locate food resources, has been launched by Oregon State Uni- versity Extension Service and Oregon Food Bank. The site includes community gardens, farmers markets, com- munity kitchens and gleaning groups. The Website: http://foodfororegon.oregonstate.edu … I.V. Chamber of Commerce recently added four new members: The Shining Stars, Southern Oregon Financial Services, Har- mony Garden, and Selma Community Center. LAST WORDS - I have gradually learned that views that appear to me intellectually ridiculous are not therefore to be mocked. (Theodore Dalrymple) Despite that loss, I.V.’s Emily Dudley produced a stupendous effort. She scored 26 points, and was good for four assists and five steals. Seventh-ranked I.V. was leading 25-21 at inter- mission, thanks to Dudley’s scoring 20 points during the first 12 minutes. Also for the Cougars, Erika Riley turned in 10 points, including 2 at the final buzzer, and nabbed four steals. Fifth-ranked Marist is the Sky-Em champ, and after beating I.V. had a 24-4 record. Against the Hilanders, with its starters at least 5-10, the Cougars were hard- pressed. Burns pushed I.V. into 22 turnovers by the half, and was leading 31-10. Additionally, the Hi- landers, undefeated in their league play, set a tourney record of 27 steals. Dudley led the Cougs with 13 points before foul- ing out. She also notched four rebounds and five steals. Sarah Houston ac- counted for 8 points. Sheena Cole scored 5. Opening Tuesday, February 28 in Selma (541) 597-8588 Now scheduling appointments. Toys Gentle Gifts Handling Treats Relaxed Supplies Atmosphere Professional Small Dog Grooming and K-9 U-Bathe Tues.-Thurs.: 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Fri.: 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. 18398 Redwood Hwy. #4, Selma Lovejoy’s Art from Heart show/sale seeking entrants Art From the Heart -- a juried art show and sale de- signed to showcase the art of Josephine, Jackson and Douglas counties -- is call- ing for artists. Art From the Heart will benefit patient services at Lovejoy Hospice. The display will open May 18 and continue daily through May 24 at Lovejoy Hospice, 939 S.E. Eighth St. in Grants Pass. Artists working in two- dimensional, oil, watercolor, pastel, pencil, mixed media and collage can submit one or two works, not more than 20 pounds each, and not larger than 3-by-3 feet. Art must be ready for hanging. Work must have been com- pleted during the past two years. Artists must be older than 18. All art work will be for sale. Lovejoy Hospice will receive 30 percent commis- sion on any artwork sold during the show and sale. Awards are $300 for best of show, $200 for first place, $150 for second place, and $100 for third place. Five honorable mention prizes also will be given. Art from the Heart will be juried by Semyon Bil- mes, who began his training in Russia, where he gradu- ated from the A. Azim-Zade Axademy of Art in Baku. He immigrated to the United States in 1980; then attended Parson’s School of Design in New York. After graduating from Parson’s he pursued a career in advertising, achieving national recognition illus- trating campaigns for major corporations. Building on his own classically based education, he founded the Ashland Academy of Art. For a prospectus and application form contact Pam Allister, development coordinator at Lovejoy Hos- pice. Entries will be ac- cepted until April 7. I.V. Senior Center - 520 E. River St. Friday & Saturday, April 7 & 8 Member & non-member vendors welcome 17 tables available for a rental fee 1st come, 1st served Deadline is Wed. March 22 Sign-up at the front desk 592-6888 Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond. - Ambrose Bierce - * *Plus $3.99/month equipment charge. Regularly $102.99 a month.* www.Frontier.MyWay.com (Continued from page 2) I really don’t want folks thinking that citizens of Cave Junction celebrate that obnoxious, choking weed, the “blackberry.” That ban- ner should also be banned. Perhaps a better banner to hang across our main street should read something like this: “Welcome to Cave Junction! Meth and Pot Capital of Southern Ore- gon.” ODOT road plan affects fairgrounds From Edith Martin Cave Junction We need to save our Josephine County Fair- grounds. If the frontage road becomes a reality we will lose the Ag. Bldg. with the 4-H, the Craft Bldg., the midway, part of the race track and part of the Floral Bldg. The fairgrounds are self-supporting; one of the only ones in Oregon that can say that. A petition has been circulating asking ODOT to find another route. Many people I have talked to think that Josephine County will build a new one, and that is not true. Where do they think the county will get the money? 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