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Illinois Valley News, Cave Junction, OR Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Safety tips
for holidays
Here are some tips for
holiday home safety from
Deputy Cory Krauss, Jose-
phine County Sheriff’s Of-
fice contract officer for the
city of Cave Junction.
*Make sure exterior
door locks are in good
working condition and con-
sider installing dead bolt
locks on exterior doors.
*Place wooden dowels
in sliding glass doors and
windows to prevent them
from being fully opened.
*If you are planning to
be out of the area for the
holidays, have a trusted
neighbor check on your resi-
dence, and pick up mail and
newspapers.
*You can also contact
the sheriff’s office Crime
Prevention Division and
request vacation checks.
* * *
“Also,” said Krauss,
“help us prevent useless
injuries, deaths and property
damage.
“If you’re going to
drink at holiday parties, then
have a sober, designated
driver to take you home. If
you are hosting a party, have
a plan in place to get family
and friends home safely if
they have been drinking.”
IVHS Activities Calendar
Brought to you by the folks at
592-3356
Cave Jct.
469-7545
Brookings
THURSDAY, DEC. 1
* Wrestling
- vs. Brookings - Here -
6:30 p.m.
* Balfour - Lunch -
*Shepherd - to Club NW -
all day
FRIDAY, DEC. 2
* Girls Basketball
- at Gold Beach - 5:45 p.m.-
* Boys Basketball
- at Gold Beach - 2:15 p.m. -
SATURDAY, DEC. 3
* Wrestling - at Del Norte -
- 9 a.m. -
* Swim Meet - at OIT -
TUESDAY, DEC. 6
* Boys Basketball
- at Glendale - 4 p.m. -
* Girls Basketball
- at Glendale - 4 p.m. -
* Swim Meet
- at Grants Pass YMCA - TBA
* D-T - to County Jail
- 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. -
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 7
*International Club
Meeting - Lunch -
* Site Council Mtg.
- 3:45 p.m. -
* Air Force Visit
- Lunch -
- IVHS School Menu -
Sponsored by
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CENTER
319 CAVES HWY
592-4111
AVAILABLE DAILY
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THURSDAY, DEC.1
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Ham & cheese sandwich,
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chicken salad, tacos,
chicken basket
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rib-b-q w/ potato wedges
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joy to a gloomy village. (In Stereo) ^
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of
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Graham
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the suspect when a student goes missing. ^
reporter receives divine powers from God. ^
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back to 1300s wartime France. (In Stereo) ^
seven men and lands on death row. ^
(2004, Comedy) Nicole Kidman. ^
Melvin Van Peebles films a controversial movie. (2001, Comedy) Jesse Bradford. ^ Weep’’
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maid is drawn to the doctor’s evil alter ego.
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Ray Liotta. ^
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Holmes is implicated in four murders. ‘R’ ^
on Precinct 13’’ (2005)
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whisks a Kansas farm girl to a magic land. ^
chasers race to test a new tornado-monitoring device. ^
game puts its players in mortal jeopardy. ^
The Caped Crusader vows to rid Gotham City of the Joker. ^ (In Stereo) ^
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