The holiday season is upon us! Views differ in regards to exactly
how arid when the festive events associated with this time of
year should be conducted. This short list o f budget friendly ideas
and celebration techniques is perfect for cost conscious college
students or those who wish to rebel against the capitalist regime.
BY DAVID BRIAN AVIS
Reindeer - $1500 + sled or Antlers for your cat/dog - $7.99
Reindeer costs does not include licensing, fees, import taxes, reindeer insurance and whatever else
may be involved with such a transaction. This does not include the feeding and maintenance of the
animal, nor are you guaranteed legal acquisition of the creature for recreational use. Check your local
police statioh and veterinarian prior to the purchase or rental of any reindeer. ,
Christmas tree with decorations - $100 OR Marijuana plant with decorations - $0
This is Oregon. You should already have four of them growing in the basement. There will be no
need to purchase one from the store. The effect of the marijuana you were using will either cause you
to forget to buy the decorations, or you just won’t care.
Milwaukie Umbrella Parade & Tree Lighting
Date/Time: Saturday, Dec. 3, from 3:45-6 p.m.
Location: The parade begins next to the Main Street light rail station, and travels north on Main to City Hall
where the tree is lit.
Grab an umbrella! It’s time for the annual Umbrella Parade and Christmas Tree Lighting in Milwaukie!
No registration. No fees. Everyone is welcome!
Don’t forget the camera because Santa Claus will be on site for those who wait until the last minute
to bring him their list.
Clackamas Community College and Oregon City High School choir will be leading a holiday carol
sing-a-long, and there will be a toy drive where visitors can donate a new unwrapped toy for local
children in need.
There will also be contests, prizes, cookies, hot chocolate and more. Decorate your umbrella and
try to win in multiple categories for kids and adults!
Contest judging begins at 3:45 p.m ., the parade marches at 4:15 p.m. and the tree will be lit at 5 p.m.
For more information about the Milwaukie Umbrella Parade contact Jason Wachs at wachsj@
milwaukieoregon.gov or 503-786-7568.
Christmas Concert
Date/Time: Wednesday, Dec. 7, at 7:30 p.m.
Location: Liberty High School Auditorium
Do you enjoy music? Liberty High School is hosting a free Christmas concert that is open to the public
where Westside Community & Youth Orchestra will be performing “ Handel Christmas. ”
Special guests include Anna Rikili, Heather Petersen, Tony Petersen and the Liberty High School
Choir. For more info about Westside Community and Youth Orchestra visit wcyo.org.
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