Me:
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I touched someone else s coat; I think I
. might get Ebola.
Ebola:
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Ebola:
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Probably not. There are other
explanations for that problem but either
way you should definitely see a doctor.
I really doubt you’re going to get Ebola.
According to the Center for Disease Control
and Prevention, unless you have direct
contact with blood or bodily fluids, objects
contaminated with the disease such as
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needles or syringes, or infected fruit bats or j
primates, you’re in the safe zone.
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Me;
Does saliva count as bodily fluid? Because I
threw my chair at this chick in my class
when she sneezed. I ain't trying to get Ebola!
Me:
Tori Roberts, a student at Clackamas
Community College, heard that Ebola kills
people. OMG is that true? Is there a cure
. for the virus?
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If I start spitting blood do I have Ebola?
Me:
Can’t I just wash, my hands with soap so I
won’t contract it from anyone?
Ebola:
Ebola:
There isn’t a lot that you can do once you
have it. In the hospital doctors will hook you
up to an IV but vaccines and treatments are
f still in development at this point.
Is it really that bad? Because when I heatd
the new U2 album it made my ears bleed*
. literally. LOL.
Ebola:
Yes, technically saliva is a bodily fluid.
However, sneezing is not one of the
symptoms of Ebola. The girl you hit with
your chair probably just had a regular cold.
If she had a fever, severe heaache,
muscle pain, weakness, fatigue, diarrhea,
vomiting, abdominal pain and unexplained
bruising or bleeding then you can be
concerned. Although, I don’t recommend
hitting anyone with a chair.
Point taken. LOL. Yeah that was a close call.
You know, we aren’t the only country with an
Ebola problem right now. In fact, the three
worst outbreaks are all in the West African
countries: Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone.
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j I think I would rather listen to nails on a
i chalkboard for the rest of my life than
i have to face the effects of Ebola.
Me:
They should just call Ebola Justin Bieber
because nobody wants it in this country. Evan
Thompson, another CCC student, told me he
heard that someone had Ebola in Milwaukie!
•di It’s a good thing it was a false alarm.
Having good hygiene will always help protect
against illness but the best thing to do to
avoid Ebola is to stay away from the blood
and bodily fluids of someone who is infected.
So am i going to get the virus or not?
Ebola:
Well Jose, one of the tutors in the math
lab at CCC had a good joke for this
question. Have you heard it?
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Ebola:
You probably won’t get it anyway.