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PRINT: Sightings
Werewolves cause another closure
werewolves.
“I wasn’t sure if I was dream
ing,” said Mary-Ann Daily, a
freshman at CCC.
When the alert was sent out,
several people stayed inside more
scared then they had ever been
JHAWOO!
That sound that was heard from in their lives, but many others
miles away and no matter where rebelled. Students came to school
you arfe your heart drops and your in droves to view such an outland
body is overcome with chifls. ish event, drawing a larger crowd
Your ears echo with such a fierce than would normally attend on a
sound that every time you think regular scheduled day.
W hen
an
extensive
you want to move, you can’t; your
body is frozen in the terror of what majority of the college’s popula
hunts ahead. It’s not just a dream tion had arrived on campus, despite
anymore, Sunday night the the fair warning to avoid it at all
costs, campus security struggled
community was forever changed.
Every' student on campus. to find a way to communicate with
received the following notification students before they were in emi
Monday morning via the Flash nent danger.
No one was sure why or even
Alert system:
“The college is closed due to a how the swarm of werewolves got
huge spread of werewolves among to campus, but one thing was for
the campus. ALL classes are sure; they could no longer stay.
“I came to campus to see what
cancelled and we ask for your
safety to please stay indoors and was going on because I couldn’t
DO NOT come to the college for believe that something like this
would happen, I had to see it for
any reason at all.”
The campus was swarmed with myself,” said the college’s all-star
Taylor Oster
The Clackamas Print
tennis player Janet Briggs.
Police
and
campus
security came head to head in
multiple battles with the
werewolves,
and
sadly,
on
one
occasion
the
werewolf won.
John Mark, the man who was
once head of campus security for
CCC had lost a battle with one.
Mark had been trying to save a
seemingly brave student who was
wandering aimlessly through the
campus in hopes of finding a beast
to capture a photo of, aspiring
to be published in the college’s
newspaper, The Clackamas Print.
Luckily the student survived,
though his camera suffered the
same fate as Mark.
“Their teeth sharper than ever
and having to watch that horrible
scene take place right in front of
me was a nightmare,” said Allen.
Sigma, a third year returning
student at the college.
Investigations
.revealed
that there was a group of rabid
teenagers spotted on CCC grounds
Sunday evening. Word has it they
could potentially be the ones
that began the outbreak of were
wolves. No one knows for sure
who they really are when not in
wolf form, or what they are fully
capable of.
The Oregon City Police
Department is asking all
college students and faculty to steer
clear of the college until farther
information on their findings a
rise. As there are-no leads at-this
time, if you have any information
on whom these creatures are by
day please contact the OCPD-'
“We
are
taking
this
investigation seriously, and at this
time are just doing the very best
we can to keep the community
safe,” said Officer Blain Brooks.
A ravaged werewolf was spotted outside o f the Nieymeyer Center on the
CCC campus. Save yourselves before they come fo r you.
Nessie keeps Oregon City weird
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ChristopherTaylor
Arts & Culture Editor
Since late last week, reports
have been flying in about a hor
rifying new creature living in the
Willamette River. Fish, counts
are dropping; boats have been
capsized by random waves and
strange underwater currents. The
beasts shadow has been seen by
a handful of people, but a few
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Id I l i C
m porzantiy
ogmze it.
It’s official. The Loch Ness
Monster has moved to Oregon, and
made its home in the Willamette
River, which has caused quite the
stir around town.
“I was out sailing on the river
last night, having a nice, quiet
party on my boat with some
friends when the boat suddenly
capsized,” said local teen Robert
Bruce. “I was in a complete state
of shock, but you can imagine my
horror when I saw THE Loch Ness
Monster swimming just past us. I
nearly fainted.”
Rumor has it that Nessie -
as she’s dearly referred to by
believers - has moved here for the
abundance of fish, and a nice place
to hide in.
“It makes sense that she might
come here,” said a local Sasquatch
from Molalla. “It’s a place for
the weird to feel welcome and at
home. I know I do, and I’m sure
she does too.”
It would seem so, seeing as in
Scotland, people bother her all
day, simply waiting for her to
show herself so they can stake their
claim and become famous. Talk
about pressure.
“Take it from someone
who’s been hunted for many
years. It gets tiresome try
ing to hide, when all yc
want do is live free, you
know?” 1 continued
the Sasquatch.
Regardless,
P o rtla n d
M ayor
■ Sam
Adams says he will have none of
her antics in his city.
“We’re trying to figure out how
to deal with the issue at hand as
best we can,” said Adams. “We’re
looking into how it got here, and
if possible, how to get it back to
where it came from.”
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The Loch Ness Monster was spotted in the Willamette River in Portland and close to the Arch Bridg
City. Fishermen have been warned to evacuate their boats and move to shore to stay out o f her way.
Many animal rights activists,
as well as Portland’s residents,
have demanded that Adams leave
Nessie alone.
“She* has every right to be
here,” said PETA member James
Douglas. “We as humans have
encroached on these creatures’
space, and have forced them into
hiding. There aren’t many places
for them left to hide, so why can’t
we share?”
It would seem an interesting
proposition, sure to bring tourists.
But what about the fish? Nessie
requires a lot of feeding, and that
means a lot of fish.
“I don’t think we have the
means to keep her fed for very
long,” said local Oregon salm
on fisherman Davey Jones.
‘We have enough fish to . feed
ourselves, with all the laws in
place, sure. But Nessie? She won’t
pay attention to the law. We’ll be
dry up in a week or two.”
So it would seem a dilemma
is afoot - let Nessie stay and pos
sibly eat up our fish supply, which
would more than likely cause her
to move on? Or, do we find a way
to send her back to where she
came from?
There will be a meeting held
at Pioneer Square at noon on
Saturday, Nov. 3 to determine
Nessie’s fate.
“I can only hope they’ll be fair
to her,” said Bruce. “I’d hate to
see her mistreated, whatever the
outcome may be.”
It
would
seem
apt,
considering that—as far as we know
- Nessie is the last of her kind. So
whatever the end result, we
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should try to preserve her for as
long as possible. It’d be a shame
to lose such an iconic monster as
Nessie.
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