8 The Clackamas Print
Opini
Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2010
Lovecraft measures the ball
Elections take place on
November 2, and the last day
to register was yesterday, Octo­
ber 12. To quench your politi­
cal thirst, enjoy these rewritten
measures.
vote will allow the state to exceed $50,000
on bonds for their property. My, your coins
look ... tempting.
Measure 73
Unhappy is the creepy sex offender repeat­
ing abominable acts, if this measure is passed.
Increased sentencing will leave them aghast.
Habitual DUI convictions share the task.
Measure 74
Harmony will reign when medical mari­
juana ceases to be misunderstood by the mis­
By Jaime Dunkle & Brian Baldwin
informed. With this measure more research
News Editor & Associate News Editor
and assistant programs for cardholders will
be born.
Measure 75
The City of Roses will soon see the glis­
Reading the measures can be a tedious
mission. To make it more fun, we have tening of gold, if Multnomah County allows
rewritten them in the vein of two commended casinos into its fold.
Measure 76
horror authors: Edgar Allan Poe and H.P.
Lottery will pay 15 percent of proceeds
Lovecraft.
to silence the screaming trees of our parks,
wildlife and beaches until 2014.
Measure 70
Few soldiers are stopped at the gate. It’s
not too late. If you desire, vote “yes” and get
these men into homes where they’ll be called
For a longer and more detailed
“Sire.”
explanation of the measures,
Measure 71
In the den of Oregon politicians, a plea of
and for descriptions of mea­
“yes” will require them to meet once a year,
sures not listed here, please
with a limit to 160 calendar days to regular
sessions of odd numbered years and 35 days
read your complimentary
in even numbered years. Plea “nay” and con­
voter’s pamphlet or Google it.
tinue to be surprised.
Measure 72
Do you have deep pockets, sir? A “yes”
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