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Tuesday Nov. 10
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CC 127.
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Created by Roxanna Matthews
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the week in horoscopes
By Swami I. Vasilyevich
ARIES (March 21 -April 19): Several planets have been talking behind
your back and saying that you have flic stench of death about you
- either that or cat urine; it’s too early to tell.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Mercury has just two words for
you this week missionary position - it’s up to you how you
choose to interpret that
GEMINI (May 21-June 21): You will be viciously attacked by
a horde of local doomsday cult fanatics. In order to stay alive,
you’ll need three filings: a necklace of paper clips, a breakfast
burrito from 7/11 and hobo named Phil. Good hick
CANCER (June 22-July 22): Wow, you know, oddly enough,
I don’t even have a fortune for you this week.
LEO (July 23-August 22): The stars say that now is the perfect
time to cultivate your growing BDSM fetish. Celebrate this
new found freedom with hot wax, a dog col laf and a new set
of anal beads.
VIRGO (August 23-September 22): You will die from swine flu - pansy.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22): Saturn’s alignment makes it clear that
always wanted to be a part of an inside joke, and this is going to be you
week Make eye contact with a person to your left and suspic iously rea
your pocket - they’ 11 totally get it
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21): The suspicious lookii
son to your right is going to shank you - beat them to it.
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SAGGITARIUS (November 22-December 21): The posil
Mars is a clear reminder that if you glass is half full you got
off. If it’s half empty,-someone drank out of it.
CAPRICORN (December 22-Januaiy 19): The planets!
make this week a good one! Spend your money frivolous
have lots of questionable sex - it won’t matter soon anywi
AQUARIUS (January 20-Februaiy 18): The stars woul
to remind you not to drink and drive - heroin appears to
though.
PISCES: (February 19-March 20): Due to the recent moved
Europa, file sixth laigest moon of Jupiter, you should spend thi|
shoving random objects in your pants, shaving all your body hair, and'
ing yourself up daily with lemon flavored Pam. This will aid your insanl
in the upcoming murder trial.