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Created by Roxanna Matthews
GED Proctor
the week in horoscopes
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By Swami N. Machiavelli
ARIES: (March 21-April 19): The planets say that you
are the next prophet. This week should be spent assembling
your team of 12 seemingly homeless guys and buying a fake
beard.
TAURUS: (April 20-May 20): Everyone that
smiles at you this week is a rapist - carry Mace
and use often.
GEMINI: (May 21-June 21): The
planets are in the perfect alignment for
you to rob a bank, invest in a small
army of mercenaries, and march on
the federal government.
CANCER: (June 22-July 22): You
will contract vaginal warts - even if
you have a penis.
LEO: (July 23-August 22): Due to
the recent position of Jupiter and the
Sun in direct relation to the GC-118
galaxy, you might have a decent week.
Of course because of the lateral position­
ing of PSR JOI08-1431 Pulsar in relation to
Phoebus, the second moon of Mars, you-also
may be eaten by ferrets.
VIRGO: (August 23-September 22): You’ll noticed
that Virgo sounds a lot like “virgin” and the planets say there
are good odds you are one - nothing is going to change this
week.
LIBRA: (September 23-October 22): Assuming you sur­
vived last week, look for your luck to finally turn around.
SCORPIO: (October 23 - November 21): Libras will be
looking for their luck to turn around this week- take
advantage; strike hard.
SAGGITARIUS:
(November
22-
December 21): After reading this it’s
within your best interest to remove your
pants. Hey, blame the stars, not me.
CAPRICORN: (December 22-
January 19): TV Guide magazine
says you’ll be especially good at
making friends this week- they’re
wrong.
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AQUARIUS:
(January
20-
February 18): The stars will bring
peace and joy this week - mostly for
your worst Qjjemies, bitter rivals, and
your grand parents.
PISCES: (February 19-March 20): Now
is the safest time for you to renew your belief
in magic and flying. Recommended tests sites this
week include: Portland’s Wells Fargo Center, the US
Bancorp Tower, and the nearest fast food restaurant to your
house.
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