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How's the boy?
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Oh. dontworry...
Hamlet will cast his nightly
colors off soon. I've been
slipping him anti-depreseents.
Now all he does is write bad
poetry, drink coffee, and go to
open mics.
Ok, urn. I wrote this
one after my uncle
killed my dad and
married my mom,
and this girl I
liked kind of
drowned...
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