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Your Horoscopefor Yodaj
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Aries (Mar 21 — Apr 19)
Your dreams of being an
international model will be
realized when you star in
several infomercials as
“Before.”
Libra (Sep 23 - 0c
You will start a pop
organization called I
(People for the Etbi
Treatment of Ever,
Unfortunately, nunil
drop drasBcffiy due
vation.
Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)
Your mother loipwswhat
you did last week. Shame
on you!
Scorpio (Oct 24 -|
Your plan to starts
procrastinators will
delayed this week.
Gemini (May 21 — Jun 21)
Your significant other is
cheating on you with a Leo.
C lassified A ds
FOR SALE: 1989 240sxS13 .
I EXTRA: Engine, Trans, Exhaust and ECU $3250 see
pictures at www.cardomain.com/mem-
berspage/703299/2.com
WANTED: Hub caps for 1972 Ford Pinto and Rick
James vinyl. Call (503)936-1895
FOR SALE: 1988 Buick Regal limited blue. 15,000
miles. Right mirror, gas gauge, horn, AC broken. RUNS
FINE $1,000 obo. Call (503) 653-1298
FOR RENT: 2 bedroom apartment, newly remodeled. 2
miles from campus on bus line, off-street parking, cov- I
ered patio. $550/ month + elec and phone. Some pets
OK. No smoking. Contact NLH Properties at (503) 869-
2436.
FOR SALE: 1991 White Grand Caravan LE, rebuilt i
trans, rack, bitch, excellent tires, cd/frn/am, air and more.
Clean and runs well. Call (971) 409-6992
FOR SALE: Cozy Mt. Tabor home for sale! Open this I
Sun. 11/24,2-4 p.m. 2-bedroom, 1 -bath; private fenced I
yard/deck, garage, security system, quiet street. Walk to
M l Tabor Park. Minutes to 1-205. $169,800. Owner I
Linda Vogt; offered by Windermere Realty, Deena Kraft:
503-970-8889.
To post an ad please contact Benjamin Holm at
admgr@clackamas.edu
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Chrysalis, a women writers’ group,
meets every Wednesday from noon to
2 pan. in Roger Rook’s Literary Arts
Center (RR 220). Local author Pat
Lichen guides writers of all levels
through discussions of their work. For
more info, call ext 2220.
The only public observatory in western
Oregon, the Haggart Observatory, is
open for public viewing on clear
Saturday nights. The observatory
opens at dusk, and viewing begins at
dark and continues for about three
hours. A $3 donation is requested. For
more information, visit the Haggart
Observatory
Web
site
at
http://depts.clackamas.edu/haggart or
call 503-657-6958, ext 5665 or LOOK
The observatory is located at the John
Inskeep Environmental Learning
Center at CCC.
No One is Unemployable
This free workshop will help partici
pants think like employers and over
come barriers to getting the job. One of
an ongoing series of job success work
shops offered at the Work Skills Center
at CCC. The workshop takes place from
1 to 3 pan. in Room 240 of Barlow Hall.
For information, call 503-657-6958, ext
5242.
The last play ever to show in the
The new band room will be dedicated
in form of Big Band Ball on Nov. 20.
Tickets are available for $20 from Janet
Meister, ext. 2402.
For anyone who is interested in joining
a club there will be a Club Fair taking
place on Nov. 17, 11-1:30 p.m.
Community Center , Fireside
Lounge. Free food & drinks will be
provided, ext. 2598.
Alumni Vocal Jazz Night. Nov. 19
7:30 p.m. Gregory Forum. $5 admis
McLoughlin Theatre! The Man Who
Came to Dinner, by Moss Hart &
sion.
George Kaufman, directed by David
Smith-English will be showing on the
following dates:
Nov. 18-20 at 7 p.m., and Sunday, Nov.
21 at 2:30 p.m.
Dea 2-4 at 7 p.m., and Sunday, Dea 5 at
2:30 p.m.
Instrumental
Jazz
Night.
Wednesday Dec. 1, 7:30 p.m.
Mcgoughlin Theatre. $5 admission.
Cancer (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
Your wish to meet a traveler
from outer space will come
true when a meteor lands
on you this week.
Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Someone will rat you out
this week—hey, don’t look
at me!
Virgo (Aug J3«;^gp 22) A
potato in the mail and the
head of a Guinness™ in
your bed are cleatty warn
ings from the Irish mob.
CCC Writers’ Club meets Fridays,
from 3 to 5 p.m. in the Literary Arts
Center (RR220) Call Allen Widerburg at
ext. 2359.
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Aquarius (Jan 20 -
The good news: th:
bowling in heaven. I
bad news: you’re a
league roster for nt
Tuesday.
Pisces (Feb 19 - N
Your attempts to a
will over fate enter
amused universe tki
Weekly percentages based on a 12-pag
The Prevention Oversight Commitee
is* meeting for the 2005-2007 RFA,
Commitee Membership and Structure
on Thursday, Nov. 18,3-5 p.m. in
Diversity Leadership Council will be
discussing Diversity Issues within
Clackamas County on Tuesday, Nov.
23, 6:30-8:30 p.m. in the Public
Service Building, located at 2051 Kaen
Road, Room 255 A&B, Oregon City.
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Capricorn (Dec 22
19) You were just g
ignore my advice a:
I’m not going to te.
the Clackamas P
Nutrition
Last Gasp Open Mike Series: read
one piece of your writing (10 minutes
max) on the last day of the month,
noon, Literary Arts Center, RR220,
Tuesday, Nov. 30. For more info, call
Kate Gray ext 2371.
Sagittarius (Nov 2
21) Your dreams o:
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