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WedNEsdAy, J anuary 25, 2002
Aries (3/21-4/19): Don’t let
other people take advantage of
you. You might be getting tired
of taking care of your friends and
dealing with all their problems.
An unexpected guest will stop by
and deliver good news. Your
magic clothing item of the week:
stinky sock.
Taurus (4/20-5/20): It’s time to
get out and have some fun. You
have been isolated for too long.
You have a tendency to burn
your food this week. Daydream
ing might be the cause. Your
magic clothing item of the week:
ugly turtleneck.
Gemini (5/21-6/20): Female
members of your family might be
hard to deal with this week. Try
to be patient. An unexpected gift
will be given to you. Your magic
clothing item of the1 week: weird
pajamas.
Cancer (6/21-7/22): People you
live with will not be happy with
you regardless of what you do
this week. Try not to take it per
sonally. Too many stuffed ani
mals in your bed make it hard to
breathe. Your magic clothing item
of the week: old glove.
Leo (7/23-8/22): You need to be
more motivated. Be nice to your
friends and buy them lunch. Your
aura will be glowing the coming
weekend, making it very easy for
you to meet new people. Your
magic clothing item of the week:
Scottish kilt.
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Virgo (8/23-9/22): Channel your
energy into projects that will en
hance your home. Don’t push
your opinions on others or you
might find yourself in a dog
house. Your magic clothing item
of the week: uncomfortable shoe.
Libra (9/23-10/22): What’s ob
vious to you is brilliant to oth
ers. You are experiencing a very
creative week. Don’t eat too
much candy: It’s bad for your
teeth. Your magic clothing item
of the week: umbrella-shaped
shorts.
Scorpio (10/23-11/21): It’s a
good week to invest your money
if you have some. Your boss will
be very happy with you this
week. Do not spend too much
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time in the bathtub. Your skin
would not appreciate that. You
magic clothing item of the week:
high-water pants.
Sagittarius (11/22-12/21): You
are having a bad week. But don’t
despair, better times will come.
You should go for a walk and
watch the birds. Fresh air is
good for you. Your magic cloth
ing item of the week: triangle
shaped hat.
Capricorn (12/22-1/19): It is
about time to let go of your old
beliefs. We don’t live in the 18th
century anymore. You will be
very saddened by a movie this
weekend but remember that it’s
just a movie. Your magic cloth
ing item of the week: funky rain
coat.
Aquarius (1/20-2/18): You might
be experiencing mood changes
quite frequently. People will per
ceive you as irritating. You
should consider buying a new
toothbrush: Bacteria gather on
old toothbrushes as time
progresses. Your magic clothing
item of the week: stained bath
robe.
Pisces (2/19-3/20): Don’t be
afraid to express your inner feel
ings. If you feel like jumping in a
circle, then you might do so.
Make sure nobody is hiding in
the back seat of your car before
you get in. Your magic clothing
item of the week: old-fashioned
nightgown.
Dream. Wake to the buzz of alarm, faint remembrances of the walk to the car or through the door of your final destination. What is this semi-conscious effort,
almost instinctive pull towards? Most likely money. Last but not least priority. The every day effort: Being an acceptable part; society. Obtaining comfort in
stability. Corporate superiority or individual conscious decisions to be part of the play set upon a stage of minimum wage and numerical identification. Big fish
little fish, First, last, you’re always somewhere in-between, holding up the seams and deciding your path up or down stream. Either way, this collective reality
exists and the option to resist doesn’t mean resisted. It’s in your house on your TV flowing through the phone lines and even in the café of your school.
by Crystal Castleman
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