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J anuary
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TI h E CI ac I<AMAS P rìnt
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Events Calendar
i January:
Fight Club author visits:
Chuck Palahniuk, author of
The Fight Club, reads from his
recent work Jan. 26 at 1 p.m. in
the Gregory Forum.
Candlelight
Vigil
A
Candlelight Vigil for toler
ance will be held today at 5
p.m. outside the Gregory
Forum. The vigil is spon
sored by the Rainbow Coa
lition for gay and lesbian
students.
Unless otherwise noted, all
extensions are on campus.
Dial (503) 657-6958, and then
the extension, or usea campus
phone and dial the extension.
Authors' Night: Women of
Courage: Inspiring Stories from
the Women Who Lived Them will
be read by Portland Actresses
Feb. 2 at 7 p.m. in Gregory Fo
rum.
Astronomical Studies Classes are
scheduled at the Environmental
Learning Center Tuesday eve
nings from 7-9 p.m. “Exploring
Mars” on Feb.l and “Telescope
Help” Feb. 15. There is a $5 fee for
each class. For more info, call the
ELC at ext. 2351.
Study Abroad Experience the cul
ture of England by spending spring
term in London. While there, you
will live with local families and earn
transferrable college credit. The
deadline to apply is spring term.
To learn more contact Jim Meiser
at ext. 2482. Applications are also
available from Susan Haithcock in
Barlow 202b.
Need Tuition Assistance? Join the
Clackamas pep band. No auditions
are necessary. Ifyou play a musi
cal instrument, contact Tom
Wakeling at ext. 2160 for more info.
Open Weight Room Every Mon
day and Wednesday from 4-8 p.m.
the weight room in Randall 14 is
open. Locker and shower facili
ties are available.
Phi Theta Kappa To become a
member of this honor society, con
tact Kate Gray at ext. 2371.
What’s for Lunch? Call ext.2675
for a menu of Chartwell’s special
of the day and choice of soup.
Writers wanted Call the Clackamas
Print ext. 2309 or stop by B 104 for
more info.
Classified Ads
ROOMMATE WANTED
Room for rent. Mt. Pleasant Apart
ments. $225 plus bills. Call Paul or
Tim 657-9597.
FOR SALE: MISC
OBO. Great deal! 503-682-6058
Snowboard boots - Men’s
Airwalks. Brand new, size 8, $180/
OBO.
AMANA heavy duty washer and
dryer with special cycles. $275/obo
for the pair, 503-654-6243
Texas Instruments T92, Brand new,
with manual and assy. Cable. Price
$125. Ask for Terry or leave mes
sage, 503-829-7283.
Guitar - SIGNED BY MELISSA
ETHERIDGE - Ovation Celebrity.
New in box, with books. $600/
Vacuum- Kirby Heritage II, with full
shampooer, + all accessories.
Newly re-built. Works great!
$ 125.00. Call Wendy, 503-786-2885
or 503-804-8489
Two twin bed mattresses and
boxsprings $50. Bunkbed frames
also available. (503) 650-9445.
FOR SALE: AUTO
SNOW TIRES ON RIMS - Four
155rl378q Mud and snow tires
mounted on four hole 87 Toyota
Célica rims. Tires and rims in good
condition. $200/obo 503-654-6243.
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