Feature
Wednesday, April 13,1994
i-As^ÿie fountains Grown
A special review
by Christopher (fityien Haberman, Tyson Justin Morrow, and Chad jbneryPatteson
The Print Staff
Editor's Note: This re
view is the first in a series. Other
reviews will be found in future
issues o/The Clackamas Print.
Our mission as young
male adults is to captivate, in
form and entertain.
As the
mountains grew their last inches
toward high peaks, farmers
looked on and reviewed the vast
wilderness. Many topics are
overlooked in everyday life,
that’s why "We the people" have
come together and banged our
beverages in unison to the sounds
of smoke rolling over coolwater,
while a portrait of the cinematic
legend, Herve Villechaize, ob
serves from the wall as any diety
would.
This week’s topic is
popular late-night, and early af
ternoon hang outs for drinking
coffee and wasting time. We
have entitled this Shari’s vs.
Denny’s.
Sir Justin; I feel that
Denny’s is far superior in terms
of taste & texture, and has ex
traordinarily friendly and clean
personnel that keep the beer cold
no matter what the condition
outside. TheyalsoprovideVisine
even though it’s not on the menu.
The smoking section is particu
larly vast -- it’s larger than the
annoyingly pollution-free, non
smoking section and more poi
gnant.
Master
Gavien;
Shari’s has a comfortable envi
ronment and nice lighting, but
the food is generally of a greasy,
untasty, porcelain, God serving
variety. I personally have be
come physically ill while eating
at Shari’s, but if I just want to
talk and drink coffee, and live
life I go to Shari’s. Denny’s is
bright and neo-McDonaldisque
in its lighting and seating. If
McDonald’s had a classy up
town sister, they wouldname her
Denny’s. Denny’s has alcohol,
andrecently thedisgustingZima,
whereas Shari’s has none.
Denny’s has fair food and rea-
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Captain Amery: Yeah.
Shari’spricesare too muchfor the
common college student to come
in and face. You go to Taco Bell
to eat, and then to Shari’s to relax.
Shari’s is nice because it is conve
niently located for the greater
Oregon City metro area, and the
teeny-boppers kick it there ‘ til the
break of dawn. The few proud
times I’ve visited Denny’s have
been disrupted by the late night
bums that drink the cheap alcohol
and kick it to the break of dawn.
However the comical waitresses
have made up for the drunken
disorderlies that just can’t handle
their Michelob.
Sir Justin: And let us
notforget other Northwest allnight
eateries, such as my personal fa
vorite, my guardo camino, the Blah
Blah Cafe. Located just a few
blocks from Powell’s, Ozone, the
Henry Weinhard’s Brewery and
Django Records, capital of
Portland’s Bohemian center. A
pot o’ coffee for a buck, replete
with baby-bottle cream squirter.
Deep fried mushrooms. A stocked
juke box with all the trimmings.
‘Nuff said. It is as if Herve bap
tized it himself.,
Master Gavlen: Driv
ing down McLoughlin one might
find the stench of America’s fa
vorite cheese factory, the Apple
Peddler. At one time this great
blueprint masterpiece of a restau
rant was clean and housed a de
cent staff and wholesome service.
Now are the days of industrializa
tion and money-hungry mongers
that trade in bills of health for
large checks from “Manny,” the
guy in the comer booth. Unfortu
nately, the Peddler has been traded
to the minor leagues. Ripped up
pink hotel carpets cover the area,
and the mighty staff of two, I
believe, a cook and one host,
handle all business that happen to
wander in. The food is frozen-
fried, or maybe microwaved on
medium atbest,butbasicallypoor.
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story for another time. On an
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ity Pie, or QP, closed last year,
ending a reign of good food and
service as well as tradition. Hope
fully some wealthy tycoon, not
looking for the next Wichita Pub
will wander into these woods and
open his heart and wallet and
create the ultimate place of busi
ness, always keeping the custom
ers happy and satisfied.
Captain Amerv: Hot
N’ Now. It is hot and it is now.
What more could you want? Ex
cept maybe,quality,but we won’t
worry about that. Open to around
midnight, this convenient stop
and goof the burgerworld doesn’t
mess around with good food, but
rather provides anecessary nour-
ishmentfor those with little taste,
little cash and little time. Hike
Hot N’ Now. You will like Hot
N’ Now. For a late night munchy
cure eatat Taco Bell, drive though
Hot N’ Now, but don’t eat there,
and then proceed to your local
Shari’s.
Sir Justin: Of course,
one could always simply stop by
a local mini-mart and pick up
some beer and munchies (I ad
vise Weinhard’s Ale, or if you are
a homie-G-gansta wannabe, and
insist on buying a 40-oz. malt
liquor, I advise St. Ides with a
straw. And for munchies: Al
ways choose Pizza or Cheddar
Combos.) enroute to Dave’s,
Zach’s, or Daniel’s. Or, occa
sionally Mike’s...or possibly
"Base's" Dad....
In conclusion, we be
lieve that money spent is money
wasted, and that farmers should
just tend to their fields and ignore
the call of the mountain, and
breathe in the clean air that sur
rounds our beautiful Northwest,
sit at Mike’s Drive In, and eat
some real food.
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English teacher to retire
Editor's Note:This article
about Annette Andre begins our
feature series on the nine retiring
instructors, administrators and
secretaries.
by Andrea Smith
The Print Staff
The English department
will soon be losing a fine instruc
tor, one who began her career at
CCC when the campus opened in
1969. Annette Andre spent the
past 25 years asafull-tiriie teacher,
and the previous two years work
ing part-time in the old trailers on
Warner-Milne rd and in
Woodbum, where she taught a
CCC class for the Valley .Migrant
League.
Andre earned her bach
elors degree atOhio State Univer
sity, her masters from University
ofWisconsin, and did post-gradu
ate work at Oxford in England.
During the course of her career,
Andre has spent sabbatical time at
the University of Wales in
Swansea, England, and has stud
ied at Marylhurst College and
Portland State University.
At CCC, Andre has
taught English composition, lit
erature, Shakespeare, British lit
erature, women’s literature, and
Celtic mythology. Of these, her
favorite is Shakespeare. “I love
Shakespeare and the students love
it, too. The best part of teaching is
having students who wantto learn,
especially in subjects that I like,”
said Andre.
Her plans for retirement
include a trip to Ohio to visit
family. After that, she plans “not
to plan for awhile.
"Teaching requires so
much planning that I would like to
take it one day at a time. I’d like
to tend to my garden. I want to
figure out who I am after the En
glish teacher is gone.
“My career at Clacka
mas has been wonderful,” Andre
continued. “It’s hard to sum up 25
years of teaching in a word. This
has been a wonderful place for me
to work and grow up. I’ve seen
many changes over the years.”
Andre has affected
change at CCC by serving a one
year term as Faculty President and
was a team member in negotiating
several faculty contracts.
While these contribu
tions are important, Andre wants
to be remembered for her positive
influence on students.
“I’ve taught a lot of stu
dents. I hope I’ve made a differ
ence in some students lives,” said
Andre. “I know it sounds prosaic,
but I want to be remembered as
someone who did my job cheer
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