OPINION
THE CLACKAMAS PRINT January 24,1990 Page 3
Dr. Love, Prof. Feel Good return with more advice
Dear Dr. Love, Professor Feel
Good-
I have a problem and maybe
you can help me. You see I really
like this person, but she doesn’t
know that I exist. I want to tell her
how I feel, but fear losing her all
together if I do! What can I do?
Signed, Confused
Dear Confused-
Well the obvious answer would
be to tell this person the way you
feel, but the consequences might
cost you her friendship~but then
again, if you do tell her, and she
hates you for it, what have you
truly lost? We advise you to just
go for it and tell her because this
problem will hang over your head
until you do.
you pass out, or until you are
physically unable to do anymore.
You’ll know when to stop.
Dear Dr. Love, Professor Feel
Good-
I have a physical deformity
which I cannot hide. You see, I
have these ungodly ear lobes which
stick out, and are about one inch
thick. These monstrosities often
times prove embarrassing! My
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Ask the Quacks
Dubious advice
from Dr. Love &
Prof, Feel Good
Dear Dr. Love, Professor Feel
Good-
I’m concerned that I’m per
forming too often! Please help
me; how much is too much?0 ;
Signcd,The Plentiful Performer
cat likes them, because they will
hold up to one quart of milk, and
he enjoys licking the milk out of
my ears. I don’t really mind this,
but the girls find my ‘lobes unat
tractive. Please help; what can I
do?
Signed MC Slacks
Dear Plentiful Performer-
The matter if you’re perform
ing too much depends on ^àt
you’re performing. You couWbb
an aictor, but we doubt that. SO; We
assumed the obvious and trièrf'td
come up with an answer for you.
How much is too much? Only yòu
can know that! Keep going tintil
Dear MC Slacks-
What can you do? You could
wear a hat that covers your ears,
but hats only come so large! We
contacted some top plastic sur
geons that specialize in earlobes,
and they say you can be helped.
This extensive surgery requiresihe
use of laser technology, which is
quite expensive, so start saving,
and you’ll lose those ‘lobes. As for
your problem with your cat, that is
sickandyou should probably seek
counseling soon.
Dear Dr. Love, Professor Feel
Good-
Why do people always say,
“Oh, I wasn’t trying.” I think that
is just an excuse. I mean, why even
do it if you are not going to try?
It’s just a waste of time.
Signed Honest Effort
Dear Honest Effort-
Most of us can often times be
guilty of not trying. But the people
who say that they could have done
better had they tried are often the
people who can’t handle losing,
or accepting that someone is bet
ter at something than them. Try to
tolerate those hapless soles who
use that excuse, realize that they
have a problem. Just smile at them
and point them to this column.
Dear Dr. Love, Professor Feel
Good-
Tell me what I should do. I
recently found out that my best
friend is in love withmy girlfriend!
Should I kill him or what?
Signed Ticked Off
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Dear Ticked-
Don’t kill your best friend;
that’s not the solution to your
problem. Talk to your friend and
try to solve it through reasoning.
If that doesn’t work, and you feel
that you absolutely must be vio
lent, our lawyers suggest that you
don’t leave any marks.
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Campus Views
There have been a number of complaints about the noise level of
activities in the Community Center. Plow do you feel about holding
activities there?
Fran Dolsman: I don’t mind
the activities if they are. cul
turally motivated. As for the
music, I find it annoying, far
too loud, and it is only for
the younger students. I work
in the Community Center
and it’s impossible to hear
or talk to students that need
help.
Vi Christensen:Activities are
fine (in the Community
Center) but need to be toned
down a bit. The only com
plaint I have is not being
able to hear on the phone.
Norm Grambusch: I like the
activities but sometimes it is
too loud. When it can be
heard in the dining area you
know it’s too loud.
Larry Levi: I think there are
better places for them, such
as the theater. The theater
would be much more relax
ing.
Text and photos compiled by Jillian Porter
Robb Ferguson: I wouldn’t
know because Pm a very noisy
person myself. My definition
of noisy is an AC/DC con
cert, where your ears ring
for two or three weeks.