SPORTS Clackamas Community College “We have 12 pitchers this year and they all throw pretty dam well.’’ - Paul Roeder, Clackamas baseball coach at the beginning of this season. “Three games in a week is a little much, but I would rather be playing than practicing.’’ - Phil Garver, as the women’s basketball team was facing a tough schedule midway through the season. In other sports commentary, I was talking with Paul Kyllo Monday and he made me aware of the following: Q: After the Baltimore Orioles lost their first 18 games of this season, what did the 7-11 stores in Baltimore decide to change their name to? A: 0-18 “I don’t care if you were try­ ing to lose, you couldn’t lose this many games, even if you went out there and didn’t give a damn.” - Scott McGregor of the Baltimore Orioles. “We played a good game.” - Clackamas women’s basketball coach Phil Garver after every Cougar win this season. “.. .If they’re going to play a seven man front and blitz peo­ ple and expect us to hand the ball off and get killed, that’s bullshit. If you think I’m runn­ ing up the score, you’re way off base.” - Lakeridge High School football coach Tom Smythe, after being accused of running up the score in a Pacer 45-0 win over Putnam on Oct. 16. Monday, May 2 at noon is the time when prospective Clackamas Community Col­ lege runners will meet at the northeast comer of Randall Hall to engage in the “May Day Run.’’ The run will take place rain or shine and will cover 3.1 miles. Clackamas Intramural T-shirts will be awarded to the top male and female . finishers: There must be at least three people in each event in order for T-shirts to be awarded. Those interested should sign up at the time of the run. Swing into spring . Intramural sbftball is in full swing now after having the season opener postponed due to rain. Play occurs Mondays and Wednesday’s at noon. Fridays will serve as make-up days in case of rain-outs. There are four teams in the Intramural League. Alpha Chi, the Crazy Cats, the Fighting Ducks, and The Print will provide the softball action this season. This week’s action in­ cludes The Print against Alpha Chi this afternoon; The Print will try to tame the Crazy Cats this Friday in a game that whs originally scheduled for April 20; the Crazy Cats will attempt to waddle past the Fighting Ducks one week from today. Results in for tournament In an Oregon Raquetball Association (ORA) spon­ sored event, Kathy Strickler of Clackamas Community College placed third in the women’s “C” division in a tournament held April 11-14. Kathie Woods, also of Clackamas, earned the con­ solation prize in the women’s “B” division in the tourna­ ment held at Eastside Athletic Club in Gladstone. Also competing in tht tournament from the college were janelie Kyllo, Dan Lip­ pert, Andrea McNish, and Chris Scott. Upcoming tournament A singles Badminton tour­ nament is slated for May 17, 19, and 24 (championship day)- Q: How many Orioles does it take to change a flat tire? A: One, unless it’s a blow­ out. Cougars run up six game winning streak by Mark Borrelli Staff Writer_____________ ._______ ■ The red hot Clackamas men’s baseball team will try to keep their four game winning streak when they host league leading Linn Benton Tuesday and Lane Saturday. The 5-3 Cougars have won their last four league games, ail at home. Their latest assault came against Mt. Hood here Saturday. In the first game, Clackamas played like a homerun derby getting homeruns from Rob Kirkpatrick, David Horine, and Dino Fiarito. The team came out hot, blasting two first inn­ ing dingers to left field. The homerun barrage wasn’t quite over as the Cougars added another in the second inning and coasted to a 4-3 victory. Jim Burnette picked up the win in the first game and Jay Prall got the save. “Their kid came out and tried to challenge us with fastballs in the first inning and we hit him hard,” explain­ ed coach Paul Roeder. “After those first couple of innings, he settled down, and really didn’t show us many fastballs.” The second game saw a offen­ sive battle that Clackamas won, scoring a 15-9 victory with Ron Edwards grabbing the win and Pat Hardy picking up the save. “We really hammered them in the second game, but we pitched dumb to allow them to score that many runs. They scored six runs that they shouldn’t have.” Leading the hitting barrage for the Cougars are Bryan Dodge and Dino Fiarito, both batting a steaming .355. Quintin Putnam is close behind with a .349 average and David Horine batting .317. Horine is tied with LIVE JAPAN! HOMESTAY PROGRAM Coupon AUGUST 29 - SEPTEMBER 12 BEAT THE EXPENSIVE EXCHANGE RATE • ROUND TRIP AIR FAIR • 2 MEALS A DAY “Elvis has left the building.” - A television baseball com­ mentator reporting a home run being hit. Action will take place from noon to 1:30 p.m. in Randall Gym. To sign up, see Kathie Woods in R 003 in the bottom level of Randall Hall. Run for May Q: What do the Orioles have common with Michael Jackson? A: Both wear one glove for no apparent reason. “I wanted to come out and have a super year, but because of the pain, that was not the real Steve Johnson out there.’’ - Portland Trailblazer forward-center Steve Johnson on his 1987-88 season. Page 8 SportSjBriefs Quotes to remember In this day and age, it is almost impossible to watch the news or read the sports' page without hearing or seeing something unusual. For the most part it’s sports personalities making unique com­ ments. This week I’ve reached from the virtual plethora of quotations and printed the following. April 27,1988 Special $1,480.00 • RECEPTIONS •CULTURAL TOURS AND CLASSES For info pack call 666-5257 Spedai Carnations (wrapped) ★★★★★★★★★★ A ééé A à #***;****** HOSPITALITY INTERNATIONAL But tez cap ‘Jfozitt c o ex 0 o U ■ Phone 655 3555 Oregon City Shopping L enter $14.95 Coupon I 1 ? John Davenport, and Fiariti for the team lead in RBI’S witl nine apiece. John Davenpor leads the team with 20 hits am 14 stolen bases. Jay Prall is the ace in thi Cougar’s four-man pitchin rotation, working 26 innings, ii six games, allowing 14 hits am only four earned runs for ; ERA of 1.37. Coach Roeder feels it is combination of all his playei that has turned Clackamas int a contender. “We have reall jelled as a team and were gettin good support off the bench. Defensively, Roeder feels that hi catcher Fiarito really helps hi team. “Dino really puts a spar in our game.” Currently the Cougars are ii third place, percentage points on of second. The top two team make the playoffs and Roeder ei pects his team will be there. “ still think we are the best team ii the league when we are healthy.’ Roeder feels that injuries hav hurt him some. “Greg Martin one of our top pitchers, is on th injured list but will be comini back, and he could really help us If we had been healthy all year, I think we would be undefeated.’ Roeder feels his team has whs it takes to overtake Linn-Bente in the last 16 games, if his tear can stay healthy. Tuesday’s games saw th Cougars nab a double-heade from Linn-Benton Communit College. Jay prall picked the wi in Clackamas’ 6-2 victory in tl first game. Steve Huffaker claimed th victory and Prall snared a save a the Cougars trimmed Lina Benton 9-8 in the second contest