The print. (Oregon City, Oregon) 1977-1989, April 01, 1979, April Fool's, Page 15, Image 15

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‘Fascist Rock9 set for total conquest
Al Bum
Int Music Critic
fit the dark, seamy:
ement of an ; elegant
ion somewhere in the
jth Pacific,*, four ex-
Iticians-turned-musicians
ed feverishly on com-
ting an album the
landing public has been
Icting for months.
Once hated and loved by
Ions, the fab four (Adolf,
nito, ldi and Shah) have
ed the world with the
ase of their; new album
oh Gestappo Records sim­
ply titled “The Dicators.”'
Many believe that music
was the only alternative
these hounded individuals
had left to turn to and, with
this stunning debut album, it
proves that for once in their
error-ridden likes they made
the correct decision. ;
Each led completely dif­
ferent lifestyles in their home
countries and those dif­
ferences are shown through
the diverse selection of
material included on their
album,' The flowing jazz
rhythms of ldi Amin’s “Mid­
night Train
Away From
Kampala” (not to be con­
fused with Gladys Knight’s
“Midnight
Train
to
Georgia”) portrays the
agony of a man forced from
his country without reason
(at least in ldi’s opinion).
Adolf shows what a talen­
ted vocalist he is, as he effor­
tlessly tackles the Frank
Sinatra classic, “My Way.”
When Adolf shouts, “I did it
my way!” you feel you have
no choice but to believe his
demanding proclamation.
Benito, as in the past,
seems to be overshadowed
by his more vocal com­
panions. He appears to be
the weakest link in this
musical axis. However,
Benito does add to the
greatness of this album with
his interesting' version of the
Ethiopian national anthem.
Thè Shah ties the group
together with his stunning
remake of Pink Floyd’s
“Money.” The Shah’s fluent
vocals on the cut are at least
worth a couple of million on
their own. The listener can
really sense that The Shah
knows what he is talking
about when he sings
“money in a aas.”
The album closes with the
band combining all their
talents on Paul McCartney’s
“Band On the Run,”
something The Dictators are
likely to remain for the rest
of their lives.
So, if you’re looking for a
good dose of fascist rock,
The Dictators,have enough
on their excellent new album
to cause you to OD.
etrification board sets time
■ College Metrification
is alittle behind time in its
to introduce metric time
131.
it is still hoped that the
ne will be met and on
y the entire campus will
to the new 10-hour
sion chairpersons have
»been briefed as to the
of the new time system,
is stressed to staff that
S and hours of. work w
Effected./J
MayT there will be 10
ds to the minute, 10
s to the hour, the hours
e day, and so on,
ted according <o the
d
NewTlme
1 milliday
1 centiday
1 deciday
day
1 dècaday
1 hectaday
lkoloday
fortnight will be with-
iously, from supervisors’
int, due to the fact that
hour only represents
Ifths of an old one,
es might be expected
Monger hours, , such as
and a half decidays of
ihsperday.
ver, because this is in­
Ent if or administration
ytoll purposes, it is in-
that the lunch break will
ened by two-thirds, of
Dr, thus making a total
daily working time of four-new capita to; dairfy any points Deciday.
, \ .
system, ope spokesman said,
hours.
which may arise prior to
Commenting about the new “It’s about time.”
It is not expected that any
compensatory uplift will be
made to salaries, except in the
case of leap kilodays,• where an
adjustment will be built in at the
end of the hectoday every 1.46
decamonths.
Overtime Meal Vouchers will
be issued to non-management
h ecto daily roll employees for
time worked in excess of five-
sixths of a deciday, provided
approval
from
local
management has been ob­
tained beforehand.
Holidayswill be affected on|y
so far as the change to metric
time is concerned and no - one
shall be worse off than
previously.
If an employee was entitled
to ZZ days vacation tune (ukl
time), he will now be entitled to
220 decidays of one hectoday
plus 20 decidays for every hec­
today over and above 20
kilodays service since the tenth
complete with snakes
deciday of the third hectnday
of 1954.
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and snails and puppy
Ten derhidecidays will be
dog tails
added, where appropriate, to
Joe Stud says, “mmmmmm good!
the Christmas break which will
be moved after 27 hectodays to
the Thanksfiving holiday,, to
take advantage of the longer
shopping days.
The term, “a month of Sun­
days,” is not to be used on
college documents after May 1.
Instead, the correct term will be
“dehectoday of Decidays.”
Supervisors have been
alloted three centidays per
-no calories
He * Man s Hangout
Restaurant & Lounge
Presents
THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL
The Super
Macho
The Pollock Bottle
Contains absolutely nothing
lit attends College
amas Community
coaches are amazed
w freshman student
He appears fb be a
sat athletic prospect
Is simply awesome,”
football coach John
nt appears to be as
[speeding bullet, as
as a locomotive :and
impression of, being
•April 1, 1979
-no harmful chemicals
able to leap tall buildings with a
single bound. What a running
back he would make!”
Kent
graduated
from
Metropolis High School last
year where he was a four-year
letterman in every sport. He
plans .to take journalism cour­
ses here at the College as well
as play soccer; water polo,
basketball, tennis, track and
synchronized swimming.
— no nothing
Just take the bottle over to your tap and fill
it with water for a delightful, refreshing
beverage.
Bottle complete with hole in bottom and capped for
tight security.
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