A R C A D E T H E A T E R WEEKLY PROGRAM Olio da\ he struck New York. His regular job was brushing the dust from I'nele Enoch's ninth eaten ju g business. For a dollar a day and experience. His secret side-line was a “ Pierre and la 1‘conie” dance in Broadway's classiest cab­ aret for $200 a week and the love of a wonderful girl. I'util one night ! A laughing pic­ ture with a heart of gold. Fri., Sfpt. 2. - W i l l Rogers in “ Almost u Husband.” The story ot' an aceitlental groom, lit* was a lawyer, a school teacher, a nurse-maid, a wash­ erwoman and ALMOST a husband. Then quite accident­ ally ho became a R E A L hus­ band. It's the funniest compli­ cation you ever saw. Don’t miss this happy, snappy pic­ ture ; it’s the most enjoyable in many months. Sat., Sept. 3. “ The Bottom of the W o rld ,” Sir Kmest Shaekbton s thrilling attempt to cross the south pole. Also “ The Golden Hope,” starring Edith Story. A power­ ful drama of the desert, gold and the west. Sun., Sept. 4. Bryant W ash ­ burn in “ The Sins of St. A n ­ thony.” Anthony Osgood’s C o n g r e s s g a i t e r s always squeaked sedately. Till he lost his girl because he had no pep. N ow his shiny pumps trip round with the “ queen” of the jazziest show in town. And every cop on the Primrose Path knows “ Tony.” A love and laughter romance with a rosebud garden of girls. Also Vaudeville. Mon.-Tues., Sept. 5-6. W a l ­ lace Reid in “ The Dancin’ Fool.” The tale of a jigger who put the jay in jazz. “ Y e s ” Tibbie his name; llieks ville his station. But the gods had given him syncopated feet. Wed., Sept. 7. “ The L a d ­ der of Lies,” starring Ethel Olay ton. Hoping to save an­ other's home and love from wreck, site took on herself the blame for a false w if e ’s es­ capades. Then love came to her, and Y o u ’ll want to see what happened after that! Thins., Sept. S. Houdini in “ Terror Island.” See Houdini escape from a nailed-up box torts fathoms under water. See him release a girl from a safe that is locked and sunk in the sea. Ser o f the state bonus commiss » I I , m et yesterday afternoon with mem ihi-rs of the American Legion and ex service men to explain the workings o f the bonus law. which is now being admin istereil. Oeorge A. Proctor, Jr., com mnnder o f Calvin T. Funk post, has nil the necessary information and blanks for those entitled to the bonus who may not have been present at the meeting ami will assist ex service men in muking their applications. General White and Mr. Rice were guests o f the American Is-giou at a luncheon nt Hotel Bnrtell. Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Mi Keynolds, Mrs. A. E. Poster and Mr. and Mrs. , X ■ M. Chapman left Cottage Grove ■'Saturday, Aug. 20, tor Pleasant n to visit Mr. and Mrs. Powell and Mr. ........— — , —i— and Mrs. Hleve Overholzer. Here's the way one ol the |iarty re lutes the ezpeneure of the trip: The trip out was pleasant, detours uud all, but on the return trip trouble begun ami one eau have trouble witn Lizzie, espeeialiy when ber feet get to hurting. Uurs In-gnu when nearing Eugene. ’X he men of the party, not in-ing experienced chiropodists, were at a disadvantage. The sons o f both inmilies have been in tbe habit of keeping up the cars. However, the in. n did very well and we arrived at Eugene for supper. A fter sup|s-r we decided thut two an a half hours would give plenty of lime to get back to the Grove to tbe camp meeting, but Lizzie hud developed a serious shortage of wind, two tires being uffecled. Mr. Chapman bought a new inner tube N«> hut ton Itreaking, fabric uud got it on L iz z ie ’s front foot and tearing wringing her«- we ex­ started to fix the hind foot, when pop tract the «lilt by centrifugal weut the new tube. We (lid not get to camp meeting but heard a good force ami return the wash im­ service on the street in Eugene by the maculately clean and ironed to .Salvation Army. Meanwhile the men got L iz z ie ’s teet 1'ixeij up uud wi­ perfection. Hauling and Draying st arted for home. We had just gotten Try uh this week after that P IA N O M O VING A S PE C IA LTY nieely out near the Springfield crossing WOOD SOLD A N D D ELIVERED when Lizzie had more foot trouble. y o u ’ll be a steady patron of Mr. Chapman and Mr. McReynolds ours. gave up in disgust and proceeded to O ffice In Spray Brick Springfield fo r help. Meanwhile the Near S. P. Depot PHONE 99 »v iiiiii enjoyed a good visit and watched " t h e world go by.’ ’ A fter repairs liud been completed wc made Ring Us Up Phone 79 The Sentinel wants all the news all good time with no more trouble till the freight held us up at the Divide the time. I f you know an item, phone erossiiig. That was a good thing for it in. Our number is 159 J. ** the freight, as tin- men discovered a CI TYS POSTMASTER car Was on fire mid culled the brakie’s THIS IS HANDED HIGH attention to it. The ear was louded with potatoes and two or three knights COMPLIMENT o f the rond, all o f whom were saved, so some good came o f our troubles. The world must lie getting decidedly We arrived safely home at a little better, despite all doleful predictions after 3 o ’clock Sunday morning. to the contrary. When anyone can find occasion to Many Cars Caught by Tide. compliment a federal officeholder, es­ Mrs. Clara Burkholder and daughter, pecially one who has held over from Miss Belle, an- at Cannon beach on u democratic administration, nnd when an outing. Miss Its-11<- has had an air n newspaper whose republicanism is ilanc ride out over the ocean. Tlu-y 150 per cent permits nice things to be •ad the cziierienee o f a two mile rije said about it democrat in its columns, along the beach at high tide. Many surely this old world is becoming n to have money is to save it; cars are caught by the tide and are much more pleasant place in which to and the one sure way to save found bottom side up after the water live. . recedes, 27 being caught in one day it is to open a bank account. The Hentinel has received the follow while detouring on the beaeh on ac­ W e have every facility for the ing letter: count o f a Hliile on th highway. Timber, Ore., Aug. .31 (To the safe and expeditious handling Editor.)— Having traveled some during A want ad costs little and usually the summer and having had mail sent of all banking matters. We gets y oil what you want. ** to many offices, I have come to the respectfully solicit your ac­ conclusion that Cottage Grove has the count and can assure you of only kind and courteous postmaster in Oregon. I happen to know that one courteous treatment. o f the first instructions she gives a clerk is, “ Remember to lie always kind and courteous to patrons.” I wonder if patrons o f the Cottage M EM BER Built .¡Hit, cured right, Grove postoffice appreciate the kind treatment they get. Stays right. FEDERAL RESERVE “ I have met postmasters as gifted SYSTEM, as a bear or lion in growls and snarls SI DEWAL K A N D OARAGE and I, for one clerk, am glad that it was one o f the requirements to be FLOORS A S P E C IA L T Y courteous, at least, no matter how many fool questions you were asked during the flay. “ And the postmaster has the laurels “ The Old Reliable” coming, if you stop to think.” City Transfer made for Men who Think for Themselves Such folks know real quality— and D E M A N D it. They prefer Camels because Camels give them the smoothest, mellowest smoke they can buy— because they love the mild, rich flavor of choicest tobaccos, perfectly blended— and because Camels leave NO C IG A R E T T Y A FT E R T A S T E . Like every man who does his own thinking, you want fine tobacco in your cigarettes. You ’ ll find it in Camels. And, mind you, no flashy package just for show. No extra wrappersl No costly frills! These things don’ t improve the smoke any more than premiums or coupons. But Q U A L I T Y ! Listen! That’ s C A M E L S 1 fhe COTTAGE GROVE LAUNDRY amel B. J. Rr HOLDS Tafc*«c« WiMtot-lalra. B. C. i Cement Work First National Bank B u r g e & Hardin A CLERK. Stri 2 U ibp Urani lutter ftrìi ÎUiflF bruttò Üre (Errant Compara them on a quality basis with any other butter, or ice cream that is sold in Cottage Orove. S ,-yj They are guaranteed to he satisfactory. Tb «ira Cottage Grove Creamery Are No flubetltutea for Dairy Toodz Cm.