C o tta g e
Ä m
e
> ro tw rt
! m em ber o f the low er house he»
T w o more vanishing parties ee e
benefit fo r the public health group
earned the reepect of th a t body to ,
were given last week. F rid a y a fte r
, a g re a te r degree than ha» the con
noon M rs. C. F. Hoskins entertained
gressman fro m thia d istrict. N o new
w
ith tw o ta b le t of bridge. M ie C lare
m en could, w ith in tw o year» a t the
B u rk h o ld e r held high score. F rid a y
least, hope to be In e position to do 1
evening M rs. D A Em erson enter
w h e t H a w le y la now In e poeltlon I Church a t C h rist. I. O . Shaw,
T h e M ethodist ladle»' aid aoclety tained w ith four tables of bridge.
I to do.
p a s to r—Sunday school. t:49. Clem held th e ir an n u al experience social M rs A W Shofstall held high score
N o w la the w orst tim e there could S a rft. superintendent, the men of W ednesday n ig ht In the
church
be to m ake rad ical change» In m em this school are w ith the C om m un parlors Husbands of m em bers and and M r. Shofstall low M rs. C. 8
Huberts w ill be hits teas this a fte r
bership of the great n ation al law -
congregation
were noon when <the w ill e n te rta in a
ity H e n ’s Bible class a t the a rm o ry ; the church
m a k in g body
guests
rh
e
tw
o
side»
w
ere
In
forenoon
service,
11.
serm
on
topic.
m
o
«
M
A
TZ»
group
of eight a t bridge.
aim w ain
W h a t applies to member« o f con "H eavenly Places," evening service.
charge o f M ts N ew to n L en d and
- (O m * I b
applies to o th e r offlcee la a 8, serm on topic
Jsa» _ _ a 9 . Ä I Tkrw*»a#«he 90 •»
T w in
T h ie v e s " M rs. H e rb e rt Breedlove and M rs
M l» B e ttv Jane Owen, d au gh ter
Young people's m eeting. T; p ra y e r Breedlove’s side was declared w in
_________la m a k in g a splendid
meeting.
T
h
u
rsd
ay
evening
a
t
6
grouDT
totaied
nea>
«hi
Uantee
and
bur<-
• • • honor • u‘" ' • ’ • p* rtv
Meatbee W
record as secretary o f state
Any M rs Auidry W atson w ill he leader.
fnrn.Tm id
S aturday at the home of M i . Fred
BdMeetal A
mistake» he ha» made have been T here w ill be c h o ir practice un
t h e f o l lo w in g p r o g r a m l u r n i i n c u th e
. t ,, .« m t l .-
■ w i «
t*e B dttertal
m in o r and are overshadowed by
n te
ta rta
rl.ln
I as.' ft. wt a AlKlCt^On I HC '
•»
” W U
\
is p rayer ear- « v e n ln g » a
en
in m
m a e n
n t l Selection»
Oreeea Hevepepee O a e fe n s a .
w h a t he has accompli»hed as a sin m ediately follow in g th
Jane's n in th birthday- anniversary
church
orchestra,
num
ber
by
mixed
vice.
cere. conscientious, p ain staking and
and guests num bered 14 Follow ing
• • •
q u a rte t composed of M r». Roy an a ftern oo n of games d ain ty re
e ffic ie n t o ffic ia l. H a l was b ring ing
« U P TRIED ONKS.
C o m m u n it y
M e n ’» B ib le tla a a — Leonard M rs. A ndrew B rund. C K freshm ents were served. T he honor
about
economy
In
state
a
ffa
irs
long
These are troublous times.
V m p h rv y and S. L M a c k ln . num bei
guest received m any beautiful gifts
These are tim es w hen we «rant to before th a t Issue was as seriously T he class fo r the m an who has no
__ It now __
church school a ffilia tio n » , meet» at by ladles trio , M r*. Roy Leonard. M rs B ert Burrow s, fo rm e r teacher
e n as
la.
do som ething to bring about a bet tak And
so we"could go down the Het-1 the a rm o ry every Sunday a t the M rs P w tg h t M ercer and M rs. Au o f B e tty Jane, and Mra. O w en wets
te r condition.
______________
Bible school hour. B e rt
Burrow s. drew B ru n d . »olo. M rs. Roy Leon special guest«.
These are tim es when m any feel
- «« — i ’ h h » *
, president; 1. G. Shaw, teach er, Mrs. ard. L ig h t refreshm ent» « e re »erved
♦
th a t they a re not getting a square
I I W A K I 1 I B IC E S .
Florence Sm all, pianist. Bible lee- a t the close o f the evening. M rs. S
M r a George M organ entertained
T he other day this w rite r heard io n John 517.1».
Lesson theme, L M a c k ln w o * in charge o f the
These are time» when there la a housewife bem oaning the fac t —
W o rk ."
pro gram and Mrs. M aud
W rig h t the O. L 11. club Tuesday, includ
danger of people going off on a th a t m eat prices had gone up, or
s e e
was c h a irm a n o f the refreshm ents ing M r* . E ffie K u o w le * as a special
guest. A t bridge M rs. II . A. M ille r
'^ lie w e are tim es w hen m any wish w ere going up.
. .
l ’ reeb> to ria a Church. P u n c a u P. com m ittee
received the prise fo r high score and
T h e housewife waa th in k in g only Cam eron, m in is te r.—R ev.
E.
W
to upset the old order o f things re of the d iffic u lty o f m a in ta in in g her r i <W i P resb yterian
Mrs. George Jacobsen received Ihe
m in is te r at
A t the In v ita tio n of M rs. George
gardless of w het happens.
At the close of
table upon a reduced Income.
_______
W
oodburn, w ill give the forenoon C u rrtn a group o f wom en called at consolation prise
the
aftern oo n a two-course lunch
And It chances that there Is an she can’t be blam ed for feeling th a t , e rm on
the home of M r*. Roaa C u rrln am! eon was served T he club w ill meet
o pp ortu nity this y e a r to upset that advancing prices would m ake her
surprised her on her b irth d ay a n ir
in tw o weeks w ith
Mrs. A. W .
old order.
Job a d iffic u lt one.
F ree Mettsodtat C hurch. Roy W versarv F rid a y
A covered dish
M en w ho have been conducting
But economists and others seem H o w ell, pastor. — Sunday school luncheon waa served a t noon. A Swanson.
o u r g overn m en tal a ffa irs fo r years to be agreed th a t the depression 9.45, M r a M ab ie Sallee, superlnten. huge b irth d a y cake, baked by M r s
are up to r reao m ln atio n and reelec - w on’t take Its d ep arture u ntil prices dent; forenoon service. 11. serm on George C u rrtn . form ed en a ttra c tiv e
T he Masons have Invited m em
o f fo rm products do go up, u n til the topic. "A re You a t Ease tn Z io n ’ ’’ . centerpiece fo r the table. T h e a fte r- bers of th e ir order and th e ir wives,
Despite the tendency to w a n t to m an on the land Is m a k in g a p ro f- evening service. 7 SO. serm on topic, noon was spent w ith q u iltin g In also E astern S ta r mem ber» and
do som ething to m ake som ething It T h a t seems to have been the -God’s
_ Golden
............. .............
P ra y e r eluded in the group were M rs. K o -.i husband» fo r a social evening
P tin r c s l “ '
happen. It Is alm ost astonishing history o f all depressions, and this meetin » T h u rs d a y 7
C u rrln . M r a Elsie C u rrln .
Mra. Thursday night at the Masonic hall.
how m any level heads there are one Is not lik e ly to be d iffe re n t |
e » e
E v a Aubrey. M r a Johnnie W allace A covered dish dinner w ill be
w ho are saying. "N ow Is the worst fro m others.
H ig h w a y
B aptist Church. M rs. E m m a lin e W ilson. M r a Eva served at 6 :M and dancing and
tim e we have ever had to make
W e in Cottage G rove m ight have H e n ry W ilson D avis. M in is te r. — H a tc h . M r a M erle M cK ib h en M ra cards w ill furnish en tertain m en t
radical changes
An upset in a f prosperity If
lum ber price« ad Bible school a t 9:45, M ra. K a rl L a u ra M cK e rn a n . M ra. S tella Bak fo r the evening. Ren Sanford 1s tn
fairs could only m ake m atters vanced. but the advance in lum ber M ills, superintendent. P ublic w or er. M r a E d ith Sanders. M ra. Lilly charge o f a rra n g e m e n t«
price« 1» dependent upon the a b ility ship at IX w ith sarm on by the pas A llen. M rs A n na Teeters M ra. E th e l
And how tru e th a t la.
o f the producer to buy lum ber, and tor. T h e voung people w ill hold A p plew hite and Mias Leona Vau gh n
T he P resbyterian missionary so
le at the home
W h a t would be accomplished, for he can’t buy lum ber so long as he th e ir m eeting tn the church a t B JO.
T h e A m eric a n Legion and auxi;
o f M r a Georg I
exam ple, by unseating
Senator
T he evening sendee w ill be a union
products
at
cost
or
less
than
cost.
on
A
fric
a
was
continued
w ith Mrs,
S teiw er H e has been an active and
service in the P re s b y teria n church
And so It Is w ith everything else. w ith serm on by Rev. H e n ry W a ry w ill hold meetings M onday A. W Shofstall as leader An In
conscientious public o fficial. H e has
night In the a rm o ry . F o llo w in g the
W hen the producer is able to buy Davis on ’ F o llo w in g on to K now business the Legion w ill Join the teresting playlet. "Blessing Cen
attain ed a position o f ra n k a t W ash
ington. A t a tim e when we w ant he w ill « ta rt an u pw ard m ovem ent the L ord."
a u x ilia ry to honor gold s ta r m o th ter." waa given by a group of n
in
prices of m an ufactured products.
e » »
things done fo r Oregon he can do
ers. A m usical has been planned in bent. A t the close of the meeting
And when he does th a t we shall
more by fa r than a senator Just
Church of the Naaarene. 1062 E observance of M o th ers’ d ay and na lea eras served and a »octal hour
be able to buy more of his products
ta k in g his seat.
Adam s street. T . J. O rr. pastor. — tlon al music w eek A t the close of enjoyed.
T h a t eras dem onstrated when the and he w ill be able to buy s till more Sunday school. 9:45, Roy A llen, su the evening refresh m en ts «01
-
o
f
ours.
T he Bon Temps bridge club, re
finance com m ittee turned down a
R ising prices o f fa rm products perintend ent: m o rn in g service. 11. served. M others o f L eg ion naires and cently organised, met Tuesday night
proposed t a r iff on lumber. H e said
sermon. " E a rth ly and H eavenly a u x ilia ry m em bers w ill also be
rig h t o ff the bat th a t he would m ay m ake it cost more fo r us to
guests. M r a G eorge F oster Is ch a ir w ith M m * M axine Nelson. Gu< ts
„Y P liS T ’ ,
c a rry the fig h t to th# floor o f the live, but we w on’t th in k so much o f
m an of the p ro gram com m ittee and were O pal W a g n e r and Elsie Jacob
t
h
.
cost
I
f
we
have
th
*
money
to
o
f
\
m
S
s
i
X
;
*
“^
senate. A senator Just ta k in g his
M rs. W H . D a u g h e rty Is c hairm an sen. M em ber» present w ere Viola
seat could h ard ly do that. A senator pay w ith
Strong. Genevieve M eranda. M axine
w ith a few g lim pees o f In d ia . Miss of the refresh m en t com m ittee.
Just ta k in g his seat would be w ith
Nelson. A udrev W o ’. fa rd E d en A rn
P
h
yllis
Sorenson,
leader.
T h e kind Cottage Grove Sentinel
e e •
out influence am ong members. He
est. V irg in ia H o pp er and Ils Cooley.
Mrs.
Claude
K
in
ie
entertained
hands
us
a
pleasing
com
plim
ent
by
w ou ldn 't k n o w how to go about do
- ♦ -
F irs t M eth od ist EptscopsU Church.
ing the things the state would «rant callin g us the “o rd in a rily reliable M e re d ll]) A. Groves, pastor.—Sun srtth fo u r tables o f bridge F rid a y
Mrs. C S Roberts was hostess
done, and the senate w ouldn't take ! m o rn ing newspaper o f the county's d ay school. 9:45. Ransom L. Cone, aftern oo n h onoring a sister-in-law Tuesday fo r the Tuesday
Bridge
kin d ly to baby m em bers endeavor j capital" and then credits to us th * superintendent, classes under com M r a R o y R o m aine o f P o rtla n d A club. A luncheon eras served at 1
desert
courst
was
served
preceding
j
statem
ent
th
a
t
the
bureau
of
public
ing to tell th a t august body w hat
o'clock and an afternoon o f con
petent teachers fo r a ll ages; fore
I roads has "done Eugene an irre p a r- noon service. 11. serm on topic. c a rd a M ra. W . W M c F a rla n d held tra c t followed. M ra. O E Woodson
to do.
W h a t appliea to Senator Steiw er i able in ju ry by show ing h ig h w a y 28 ■ Lovest T h o u M e 7" anth em by the high score fo r the aftern oo n and h e ld high score Baskets of v a ri
Eugene to ch o ir; evening service. 7 :JO. sermon M r a R o m aine received a guest colored rp rin g fl -wers w ere a ttra c
applies to Congressman Haw ley. No . . . as ru n ning fro m
D ra in and thence down the U m p topic. "T h e M in is try o f M usic." Spe priae O ut of tosrn guests Included tive room decoration«.
qua." W e recall p rin tin g some In cial m usical p ro gram in observance M rs. R o m aine of P o rtland. M rs. W
L. W heeler, m o ther o f M rs. K im e .
fo rm a tio n about the allegedly p eri
M r a Iv o n Sams was hostess W e d
patetic h ig hw ay but now th a t w ord o f n atio n al music w eek. N um bers and M r a Louis W est. M rs. Jack
Selec K im b a ll and M r a C layto n K im b a ll, nesday f o r the L a M ercred l Pont
I “irre p a ra b le "— surely we d id n ’t use w ill include th# fo llo w in g :
tions by high school orchestra, vo sisters o f M r a K lm e . all of T re n t d u b . Included a« guests w ere M rs
t h a t Eugene did p re tty w ell before
L un dy Woodson of Salem and M rs
the road was called h ig hw ay 23 and cal duet by M rs. A lice M erc e r and
M rs G race Brund. a n th em by choir,
An Interesting book discussion of E a rl B a lle w At bridge M rs W ood-
would probably m anage even I f the
son held high score and Miss N e ll
h ig hw ay
w e re
d iverted
dow n vocal solo by L o ren H a rv e y Young "R e tu rn of the N a tiv e " by H a rd y
the Bushel) was low. T h e club w ill meet
the Um pqua. In fa c t, w e feel con people's m eetings. 6 30. O rv a l E tte r, occupied the study hour o f
leader o f senior league. P ra y e r Tuesday E ven in g club this w eek neat w ith X l m Bv.vhell.
fid e n t th a t even F lo ren ce w ould
T h n r w t.v 7 SO
survive. O f course, no one needs m eeting. T h u rs d a y 7 .JO.
F o llo w in g the discussion mem bers
r
,
.
.
,
C
b
s r ^ a .1 0 1 4 Z
! took a hook test *e n t out by the ea-
H ig h school teachers h
i w o rry about the situ a tio n any long
tension dep artm en t of the U n iv e r-
’ «v
er. I t m ust have
been a no ther r . . - r.n .. Etk.l
9:<5;
worJup
l
l
«ity
of
Oregon.
I
t
w
ill
be
com
pared
n
ig
ht a t the C - ma. A ‘
* d in ner
Again a week of perfectly
w hisp ering
cam paign. — Eugene paatar— 3and»y »«keel 9 : 4 » ;
picture* with a
,« b 4 ---------
7 >0 BibU ateiy
«l<ht w ith a alrotiar test given the uni- P r e c o r d tr.e b:;<n. ” » ,
n at
New s.
Y o « W peopiM - • • r r l » Friday aigbL
r e r i i t y student body T h e C o ttage * h ic h three e . ; i t > nal bo k . were
e e •
I G
— rove club
- - i* the firs t club tn the d is c u s s e d o n e b y M l*» M erle Bow-
ne of the
T h e P o rtla n d Spectator ha» found
s f Ik» M su rsa». E l»v«eU str se l state to tak e the test.
o f the year!
Clubs in en. one by F. I . G ra n n is and one
a pre«« report w hich say* ’ h a t the »ad Ckarek
A dsau »Teas«. T. J. O t t . p sstar —
by Miss Joy Ing alls.
D o n ’t mise a single one of
b rain of a aenatoi w eigh* 52 ounce*. S u n d iy »ekoet ® :4 S . roorsiag p i* * e k is * o th er cities expect to follow .
If you ra n help it! -
♦ -
W e did not »ee the pre»» report, w i-ries. 1 1 : y o a a * p»epl»'a law U aa. » » 0 : ■
T h e J o k e r club w ill meat next
T w e n ty -fiv e m em ber* of C ircle
p r * » c h ta *
u ---------------------Bid-,
r r ic s .
7 »0 :
Bi<
b u t kn o w in g the re lia b ility o f the
lodge w ent to S p rin gfield W ednes F rid a y w ith M r». C. E. F ro st, w ith
Spectator, we accept the statem en t w eek prayer serrlee, W edseeday ai«kL
day n ig ht fo r a covered dish »up M r a C la ra B u rk h o ld e r i r d M r». W
a* true. T he Spectator wishes to
E I.ehow e» Jo:nt hostesses.
Church
of
C
hrist.—
(
L
shdee.
11
per preceding a lodge m eeiin g
know , inasm uch as a Brain w eigh
ef C otta«* Oro re-1 — boadoy ooi-
ing eigh t ounces has been found sosih
eiceo;
B
ible
stsdy
10
».
B
.
wership
11
y
Friday
s u fficie n t fo r an in te llig e n t person, a. a . . » c r ip ta » »tody 7 : * 0 p. a .
April » - »
w h a t a senator does w ith the e x tra
44 ounces. W e are not up on a n a to
At the la le is e c tio a ef
Constance Bennett in
m y. but we feel safe In saying th a t, M etr ee u is » »aaail whit« »harsh. Bereath
I f they don’t do an y m ore w ith the Day Adre»U»L Each Uaturdey II I M u
I» »peat la the stad y e f the Sabbaih
e x tra 44 ounces th a n they do w ith hear
school le aooa A l 11 e ’« o c k ih» postar
the required e ig h t ounces, they E lder P a a l I r e n e s , d a lie e n a aarwaa,
a re n 't doing enough w ith the sur- the proof of hl» t u t ementa bela» sow ed
, pins to cause the S pectator any by chapter aad »erse from the bible. A
sa rta weiceaie ts «H eaded to all either ea
! w orry.
She Sold H er Soul for a
3
Church N ew s
SOCIETY
M r. end M rs. P I I . Ile m e n w o y an
terla ln e tl a t d in n e r Sunday
eve
ning, guests being M r end M rs If
A M iller. M r and M rs George
teoobsen. M r end M rs. J P. G r a
ham. T he table wee p re tty w ith
r#su ferns and narcissus Bridge
ollowed dinner.
?
Ths R ainb ow G irls entertained
about 28 fro m Eugene c h a p te r Mon-
day night In itia to ry w o rk was aa-
em pllfled by th# local chap ter for
M ildred C hapm an. Ire n e Shanda
and M a rg a re t Short H efreahm enta
of punch and w a fe r* w ere served.
M r and M rs W A O a ro u tte en
tertain ed the Bona Tem po club w ith
a covered dish
d in n e r
S aturday
night at th e ir C ulp C reek home
The evening was spent playing
bridge. M r and M rs W ilb u r Spray
were ad d itio n a l guests.
M r a C F. H oskins was ho#less
yesterday for the Social Tw elve,
t h e usual routine business was fo l
lowed by a social hour and a d ain ty
luncheon waa served a t the cloee
of the afternoon T he rooms were
a ttra c tiv e w ith baskets of garden
(low er«
The C onstellation club w ill meet
Thursday afternoon
In Masonic
hall. A n nu al election o f ufflcera w ill
be h e ld Hostesses for
the s o c ia l
p art w l l be M r a A W
Swanson.
M rs Ernest H ov and M rs Ito n n a ll
Allan
T h e M ethodist m issionary society
w ill meet W ednesday aftern oo n at
f
home o f M r» J H C h a m b e ra
im i
Blood le ttin g waa ones used by
A num ber of friends end n eigh
bors called el the J. P. G ra h a m doctors In curing evary disease
home Tuesday a ftern oo n to con
R aioo la oonlrol fo r toy racin g la
g ra tu la te M rs. N ancy Oglesby on In common usage.
her s e v en ty-fifth b irth d a y a n n i
Because o f It» W -foot ta ll a rooat-
versary.
a r fro m Japan la valued a t *16.000.
N a v y league spends *Jti (MMI an
M r end M rs. D. W Itu r g e e en nually broadcasting for a big navy.
tertain e d a t rook
F rid a y
night.
Cham lata m ix w aa w ith w ater,
Guests w ere Invited fo r ela tables.
lox-ksm llhs a re g en erally honeet
i A t a late hour d a in ty refreshm ents
T ro u t digest steel hooka
war# served,
F orty-on e U. ft plants
produce
—♦ —
a social m eeting w ill follow band b u tta r substitutes.
practice M onday night anil enter
E n gland la e a p e rlm e n lln g w ith a
lannsd
fo r
taln m s n t
Is bain,
rlr
ths prao- catap ult fo r landing aaroplanse
wlvaa o f n um bers d u rfng
V a rietie s of rock» and m in erals
tice hour
contain nitrogen.
M r and M ra Denael Able o f E u
F ly in g dues not In v a lid a te old in
gene w ere d inner gueate W edensday surance policies
night at the home o f D r. and M ra
F ru it cakes are aged In cold
Claud« K tm a
storage
H eatin g o f ra in and «now on Ihe
T h * public health group w ill hold
th e ir m onthly m eeting M onday af- face la recom m ended ag a beauty
tre a tm e n t
t.-r p .H 'n In th e c o u n c il c h a m b e r
S T E E N ’S M A R K E T
M rs M ac E lls w o rth entertained
the N eedlecraft club at her home
on T en th street W ednesday a fte r
noon M rs Nelson I'e Y o u n s was an
additional guest A pleasant a fte r
noon was spent w ith
needlewrork
and delicious refreshm ents w ere
served
In Irish Swartx Store
Phone 63 Free Delivery
WE SELL MEAT THAT YOU 0AM EAT
FREE
HAM
We will rive away an Armour's Star Ham absolutely Free
Saturday evening—Oom* in and ask about it.
For the beet meats at the lowe«t prices, buy at Steen s.
D IS T r tjlllI T I tíN
W
IT M ü U I
A few of our features for the week end
C O R N
M EA L
Program
FLOUR
SU G A R
10 lb s. 4 1 c
Safeway
for Baking
Results
9-lb. bag
SU N TEX
49-lb. bag
21c
Bottle L«*. 10c
Yellow or
White
Arcade
THEATRE
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T H « «B N T IN R I- COTT A G « «M O V «. ORFtlG N,
Phone 219
Fine Cune
Liquid Bleach
89c
Cottage Grove
night”
Tasto o f Life!
Her dream of heaven end
ed when she awoke on
Park Avenue srtth a heart
ache. W hether you look to
for b e a u t y .
you w ill find perfection!
Saturday M atinee and
N ight, April SO.
Warner Oland in
“CHARLIE
CHAN’S »»
CHANCE
Arob-Detoctlve Solves the
P erfect Crime!
A cunning killer at large
. . . a city In terror . . .
Creepy thrills a s Chan
mys-
These re trie v in g cats, firs t
re-
! ported by R ip le y in "B elieve I t o r
j N o t” and now re m a rk e d in Cottage
Grove by the Sentinel, have no end
j of possibility in the w a y of hope
and th r e a t—hope fo r the owmers
I and th re a t against th e ir neighbors.
Suppose they would c a rry the cats’
tra in in g a little fa rth e r by teaching
them to b ring th in g * home. Ju«t
th in k o f the a la rm clock* and shoes
| and book* and things the c a t* could
collect in a n ig h t of back fence
, serenade» — Eugene N e w *.
A rock h a* been found in Con
necticut th a t is estim ated to be
277.000.000 years o f age. P robably
one of Eve's firs t biscuits th a t
A d am managed to hide out.
A Chicago Judge says wom en are
b e tte r drivers than men. N o won
der there is disrespect o f our courts.
G overnor P in c h o t say* an ord i
n a ry le tte r costs the governm ent
fro m 15 to 35 cents. As the world's
cham pion le tte r w rite r he m ust owe
the governm ent a fortune.
I t ’» fu n n y how h ard it I* to m ake
someone else see w h a t is so very
p lain to you-
Saturday Matinee 2:30 pm .
Sunday
Monday
May 1-2
Joe E. Brown in
“Fireman,
Save
My Child”
Fire In H U H eart—W ater
On th e Brain!
The guy w ith the wide
open face will have you
rolling tn the aisles! Aa
the heap big ch ief o f the
firehouse, he’s the funniest
character on the screen—
yon sim ply must see him!
Wednesday-
May W
Edw. 0. Bobhuon in
“S m a r t
»,
M oney
H e’ll Take a Chance on
A nything—Once !
of "Little Caesar"
lays down h is gun and
ta k es up cards and dice!
Hard a s ever . . . luck Is
h is stren gth and blondes
his weakneea! And Jam es
Cagney plays w ith him
Radio Ray
Has This to Say:
H O W D Y F O L K S — T h e fel
low w ith a cle ar conscience
and a lig h t h e a rt has no need
fo r shoulder braces.
• • •
A N D YOU H A V E NO N E E D
T O W O R R Y IF YO U W IL L
PLACE
YOUR
R A D IO
T R O U B LE S IN O U R C A R E .
W E H A VE SPENT YEARS
AND
YEARS
S T U D Y IN G
T H E IN S A N D
OUTS O F
SUCH TROUBLES
AND
W I L L B E G L A D T O PASS
THE
E X P E R IE N C E S
ON
TO YOU.
see
T h e re is no servitud e in life
so oppressive as to be obliged
to fla tte r those w hom we
don’t respect enough to praise.
(Josh B illing s)
W H IL E O N T H E O T H
E R H A N D T H E P R A IS E
O FFERED
BY
THE
USERS OF O UR HO USE
W IR IN G
S E R V IC E S
SEEM S TO B E
SPON
TANEOUS.
a a *
T he latest style d ictum is th a t
the la d y ’s pocketbook should
m atch her shoes. D o a k e s M c -
B a th w a te r says he’s been
b u y in g shoes to m atch his
pocketbook fo r years.
see
S A M E W IT H O U R M A Z
DA LAM PS
AT
18C
EACH.
THEY
A R E
M A D E TO M A T C H
E V E R Y POCKETBO O K.
Sabbath or a l
hour of 7 : 10.
the
W edaosday
e r e sia «
Pom peii continues to s u p p l y
archeologicsd treasures
Oysters ro t on shore before pearls
are tak e n out.
Deserts a re steadily spreading on
a ll continents.
Geologists declare th a t rocks are
d rin k in g the e a rth ’s w a te r.
B allet dancers s u ffe r fro m
en
larged big toee.
Sleeping cars are now cooled by ,
a ir d ra w n across ice.
T w o carriages m ay be draw n
abreast on the G re a t W a ll of China.
H o tte a t furnace« are heated 3000
degrees. F h r.
D eaths fro m com m ercial vehicles
are decreasing.
T he m ost d estructive forest fire
in the history of W e s t V ir g in ia was
in 1930, w hen 346,000 acres o f tim
ber burned.
A m eric a n girls on an
average
m a rry y ou ng er than E n g lis h girls.
I t cost *8.000 a y e a r to operate
the U n ite d States dep artm en ts 150
years ago, w hile today it costs *17,-
000.000.
G overno r Jam es R o lph o f C a lifo r
n ia dresses in m o u rn in g w henever
a m an is hung In his state.
N e w E n g la n d reports a loss of
*40 per fa r m a n n u a lly , due to rats.
J u n k m en o f the U n ite d States
plan to scrap 3,000,000 old autos an
n u ally a fte r 1931.
A sia la the most inte re s tin g land
to students.
A n albatross o fte n weighs 20
pounds.
A m b e r is vegetable resin.
Palm s fu rn is h m ore product«
than any o th e r tree.
P e k in is noted fo r its palace*.
N e w Jersey anglers spend *5.000,-
000 a n n u a lly on fish in g accessories.
Am azons cut o ff r ig h t breasts
the b etter to use bow * and Jave-
111ns.
C rim e costs A m eric a 10% of its
n atio n al income.
Rice is the o utstan ding crop of
Asia.
T he west has th re e -fifth s of the
U. 8. sheep.
A debtors' Jail in G loucester, Va.,
was b u ilt before 1754.
Sun generate« pow er fo r Irr ig a
tion in E g y p t
G ro e n h o ff piloted a g lid er 160
miles w ith o u t touching earth .
N e w Y o rk litig a n ts get 30 per
cent of claim s allowed by courts.
In 1930, 80,000 h un ter» k illed 15,-
000 deer in W isconsin.
M issouri had a three-day deer
season in 1931 fo llo w in g years of
no season.
Blue heron p re fe r snakes and
' mice to fish diet.
Religious fan atics o f Bom bay
sacrifice live children a t the alta r.
S ecretary Stim son haul a p arro t.
‘O ld Soak.”
London had 21 m u rd ers in 1930;
N e w Y o rk . 428 and Chicago, 421.
Oregon in 1919 was the firs t state
, to levy a gasoline tax.
A th ie f stole a tube o f 100,000,000
Influen za germ s fro m
a London
'doctor’s office.
D a lly th u n d e r storm s on the
e a rth num ber 44,000.
A n a irp la n e tra v e lin g 150 miles
an h o u r would reach the moon In
60 days.
Opossum is A m erica's only na
tive pouched a nim al.
A m eric a ’s w ild ginseng is ru n
n in g out.
M a rria g e
rin g
represents
ex
change o f p roperty.
W a ltz was firs t danced In G e r
many, 1700.
you went right to our
factory door every morning
... you couldn't get any fresher,
better-tasting C hesterfields
than the ones you buy at home!
P doesn’t matter where you buy your
Chcflterfields — at your corner drug
store or in H on olu lu —-you can depend
on getting the name g o o d cigarette nil
the time.
r
Wrapped in. Du Pont Number 300
m oisture-proof Cellophane — the best
made — Chesterfields are alway» just
right for smoking wherever you buy
them.
Cheaterfielda are a« pure aa the water
you drink . . . and just aa freah aa when
they left the marhinea that made them
.You can depend on a Liggett & My era
product.
C h*iterfisld Radio Program
MON. 9 THUi.
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wto. • SAT.
Bosweu
Aitx
G« ay
RUTH
ETTING
6,30p.m. f.t.
6 p. m. 1.7.
SlSTEIS
6,10 p. m. f. T.
SHIIKRET'S ORCHESTRA every nlghl but Sunday
N orman BtOKINSnitl. Announcer
COIUMBIA NETWORK
The cigarette that's MILDER
the cigarette that TASTES BETTER
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