F II 11» A V, JANI’AHY SO, IMI.
T H « SKXTIM H, COTTA«« (UtOVK. ORBOON.
«nu r fratturi
A n cien t G la ssw a re in
M useum o f U niversity
No, No, Maudlc.
Loose Leaf and llound ledgers
No handbag has as yet been
Son In college was applying pres
Gait of hoot Soldiers
Home-spun things have nothing sure for more money from home.
The Hentlio l
equipped
with
a
mirror
that
will
The
War
ilepuriuient
says
that
Visitors to the city of Nltnes In to do with spider’s webs,
enable a woman putting rouge on
"I cannot understand why you lliere are ¡Ml Mops to (he minute
A rare collection of antiques
the south t f Franc« make It a
call youraelf a kind father.” he I’he double step la IN ii to the m l t
her lips In a plblle place to see her
some of which date back to 4000 point to see the Pout du Grad and
Words of H Isdom.
wrote hta dad, "when you haven't uta
self as others see her.
B. C„ was a gift to Cornell uni they are generally directed to make
Many a self-made tnan should
versity by an alumnus, John Ran It a point to see the inlglity span never have been passed by the sent me a check for three weeks.
MacTavish
It's (line to get dog
No l.u iu rle a
dolph of Greenville, R. I., and haa at twilight. Like all groat Rotnau building Inspector. A polite man What kind of kindness do you call
that*”
licenses again You keep a dog.
Book Agent Io Farmer: You
a permanent place in the Goldwln remains It belongs to the twilight. never gets a seat on a street car.
"That's unremitting kindness," don’t you?"
ought Io buy an encyclopedia, now
Smith museum.
Ths gorge will fold Itself Into a
wrote the father In his next Utter.
McStlngy "No. If we hear a noise your boy Is going Io school.
A teal In the collection, which Is strange silence and solitude at that
■ O B w a iP T lo a RATES
Experienced.
-Cappers.
( Ü M Î In » d ' t n e « )
In the night, we bark ourselvea."
Farmer: Not on your Ilfs! Let
more than 23 centuries old. is made hour. Three tiers high the vast
•Have you ever driven a car?” the
p y .. ■— { l . t Ä | T h r w m o n th « f o T*. of artificial glass, and It the oldest
him walk, the same as I did.
bridge seems to know that It Is one lady applicant for a license was
— tMa>.
3 6 ) 0 * « m o n th
_ J o .& O
Attsndant at filling station: "Here
A Ihissllng Question.
specimen of man’s handiwork, with of the greatest stone monuments In asked.
M em ber of
Ths church committee favored
glass. In the optnlon of Prof. Ed (he world, a fellow of the Pyramid,
Short Story.
"One hundred and twenty thou comes a no ther I. W. W. customer."
_ _ --------- Bl E d ito ria l Association
Loafer: "What’s that?"
the purchase of a chandelier. The Willis tried to show his nerve
ward Chlera of the Oriental Insti or Stonehedge or with the myste sand miles,*' put In her husband,
M int* E d ito ria l Association
Attendant:
"A
motorist
who
wants
1
in.m
t-.
I
.-I'p.iN.'.l
II
lie
said:
tute
of
the
University
of
Chicago.
ries of Easter Island. It has a mas who was standing near, "and never
-
A c * 0" W sw spsper Coafnrsa««
Where (he sign read "Dangerous
"Well, I don't want to be stubborn,
Also In the collection are a stone cullne beauty. There Is nothing had her hand oil the wheel.’’—Spot information, wind and water.”
Curve.”
but
who
can
play
It
after
we
get
'
■
cylinder
with
seated
figures,
a
red
delicate about It, except the thought light.
U. o r O. STUDENTS
In a week or two, 'Ila said.
i
t
r
stone
amulet
shaped
like
an
ani
that Its huge yellow blocks of con
OOMM£M)EU.
If an automobile manufacturer
He'll tie sitting up In bed.
mal’s head, and a button seal with duit atones carried for centurie«
wants to advertise the sturdy en
tU am ey.
a
cross-crossed
design.
One
object
the
silver
liquor
of
two
springs
to
writer has frequently had
mir Hume Print Shot» F in t i
Loose I.e«f Hook*. Sentinel.
"Bridget, It always seems to me durance of his car, he might say
something adversely critical to aay of special Interest la a cone from the peoples of Ntmea
that the unklndest mistresses get that it will last until It ta paid for
Lngash,
an
ancient
Sutnerlan
city,
American Lumberman.
of college« and universities, and of
the best cooks.”
n n a iu in u n u tJu u u n n tiL iau n u n tiu iu iiin u n tia □□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□ciaG ouonaQ G Q G oaaaaaui:
the razz and jazz that so many stu with the following Inscription: "To
"Ah. ma am, go on wtJ your blar
I
the
god,
Nln
Gish
Zlda,
his
god
Beneficent
F
ath
er
N
ile
ney."
dent« seem to believe to be the ma
Music Teacher: "What Is your t
When flood conditions are favor
jor part of college life. Last week Gudea. the priest king of the city
E
Idea of harmony?”
of
Lagash,
the
servant
of
the
god
able, the retreating waters leave
thia writer, while attending the an
Old Gentleman tin street car):
Smart Student: "A freckiefaced
Gatumdug,
the
temple
of
the
city
of
the whole valley of the Nile cov "Has anyone here lost a roll of bills girl with a polka-dot dress leading
nual press conference at the uni
ered thickly with black rich mud. with an elastic around them*"
versity, was pleasantly astonished Glrau, he built.”
a giraffe.”
The
latter
object
Is
considered
a
No plow is necessary, as a rule.
when a stringed orchestra, which
"Yes, I have,” cried a dozen rid
symbol
of
the
days
when
Mesopo
ers.
Seed wheat Is thrown on to the soft
furnished music at a dinner given
He’s In for Trouble.
for editors, gave an entire program tamian builders set up their temples mud, trodden or raked In. and the
Old Gentleman (calmly): "Well, I
"So this baby Is a girl?” asked
of
sun-baked
bricks
and
used
also
warm tropical sun dor's the rest for just found the elastic."
Without the least suggestion of any
the minister who had come to din
thing bordering on jazz. The tunes suu.baked cones to record their the farmer. The grain grows and
ner.
and harmonies of days agone made names and the reasons for building matures rapidly, clear from weeds,
Biul Check Vasaer Caught.
The proud man assented.
a distinct hit with the editors. Hole the temples. The cones were usu and easily harvested.
Mrs. Edward Lane, wanted ...
In
"And this other one- is it of the
Thus Egypt Is free from the men Lane county on a charge of passing
that that, none of the performers, ally placed high In the walls, and
all whom were girls, had mcrcuro- the king Gudea*referred to In the ace of dry seasons—the curse of bad cheeks, was arrested at Rose contrary sex?”
His wife's eye was on him, but
chromed lips. Colleges and univer Inscription reigned about 24tX.’ B. C. the East—and Is. excepting lu very burg Thursday of last week and
rare circumstances, certain to have will be taken to Eugene for trial, It with no thought of the wrath to
sities, In the opinion of this writer,
good crops, "Corn In Egypt,” rame was announced Friday at the office come the man replied. "Yes, she's a
should teach the higher, the nobler,
girl, too,”
to have a proverhlal meaning of Sheriff Bown.
the gentler things, and it Is a plea R eversed C onditions in
IT HAPPENED AT A VILLAOE SUNDAY SCHOOL PICNIC Two
Mrs. Lane, who signed her name
sure for him to commend our state
Family of W. J. Bryan through a wide section of semi-
Loose Leaf Books. Sentinel.
tropical country, when there was here as Mrs. J. B. Williams, Is ac
university for what it is doing
little boys had lemonade stands—one on each side of the entrance The
William Jennings Bryan Is re
shortage of wheat elsewhere.
along these lines.
cused of forging the name of R. T.
pastor came along and going up to George said:
membered as a great orator and.
Charlet of Eugene to several checks
even to the moment of his death,
ED
and passing them at several dif
“ Well, my little man. how much do you charge for your lemonade?”
the ardent champion of the Holy
D e a d C ity o f H o o rn
ferent places In Eugene and at Cres
OVING HIGHWAY SIGNS.
Bible He never made any great
Hoorn is one of the so-called well and Cottage Grove. Her hus
“ Five cents a glass,“ replied Oeorge.
reputation aa a humorist, but th;re
Efforts are being made at the was a decidedly visible aide to his "dead cities" of the Zuyder zee. band was arrested at Roseburg and
present legislative session to pro nature, says a writer In the Los All who visit the quaint old place has received a sentence of 30 days
“ And how much do »’»a charge?” he asked, turning to Harry, who
should recall that In ltUfl. Willem in jail there but the charge placed
hibit placing of signs or advertis Angeles Tlmea
ran
the competing stand.
ing of any character within range
On one occasion, when some Schouten, one of the greatest of against him was not learned here.
of public highways. Most of us are friends were teasing him about his old Dutch navigators, was the first
Two cents a glass, ’ ’ replied Harry.
sympathetic with any move of this daughter Ruth and her ambition to to double Cupe Horn, which Is
Snails P e c u lia rly Shaped
kind, but difficulties encountered in become a lawyer and follow in her named after his native town. Hoorn
Arrow snails found In the o<*
The pastor cast a censorious eye upon Goorge and said to Harry, " I ’ll try
prohibiting use of private properly famous daddy's footsteps, the Great Is a quiet, out-of-the-way place and •ft Bermuda are sharply pointed
a glass of yours, my boy,”
suggests little today of the enter he shape of an arrow head.
for signboards are numerous. It is Commoner laughed and said:
rather difficult to stop anyone from
“Yes, the women surely have prising and flourishing port it was
using his own property for any pur changed ¡a a single generation. in the days of Dutch sea power.
As he quaffed the fluid, he smacked his lips and said, " T h a t’s good, I ’ll
Think It Over
pose he chooses so long as such use Now, there's my daughter, Ruth, The fine old Stadhuls. Its guest
have another gloss, “ and he smiled when he thought he was getting two glasses
You want to woi the race? She
does not constitute a hazard to life for Instance. She’s taking up law, house«, churches, orphanages all
at less than George asked for one.
or property, and It is extremely dif while her mother always used to seem apparitions from the Seven self-im posed handicaps.
teenth
century.
ficult to prove that a signboard is lay It down.”
“ Tell me, my little m an,” he said to Harry, “ how you can afford to sell
such a hazard.
your lemonade for two cents a glass when Georgo Is asking five cents?”
You can lose your money and
However, we listened a few days
make more, you can lose your love
ago to a rational explanation by Lee
G erm any’« Oldest House?
“ Well, yon see,“ said Horry, “ the cat fell in my pail.”
N. Drake of Pendleton as to how
According t
e German histo and find another, you can lose your
ths signboard nuisance might be rian. Paul Eid. >ltx. probably the good name and restore it, but if
When the price is cut there is usually a reason. The lemonade tasted good
eliminated. His idea is not to at oldest house In Germany is in the you lose your sense of humor you
to the pastor until he learned the reason for the cut; then any price would have
tempt to prohibit signboards, but little town of Winkle, in the Rhine are ruined forever.
merely to tax as business property land, built A. D. S30. People In
seemed high.
“Willie,” said the Sunday school
land upon which sign boards have Winkle call It the “gray house," and
been placed, which would make the very likely It was the residence of teacher, severely, “you shouldn't
I t ’s a strange thing that a man who sees the justice and wisdom of asking
rate of taxation so high that it the famous Abbot Rabanus Man talk like that to your playmate. Had
a
fair
price for things he sells, often foils to see the justice and wisdom of pay
would not be profitable to rent land rus, who was one of the greatest you ever thought of heaping coals
ing a fair price for the things he buys.
of
fire
on
his
head?”
for signboards.
scholars of his time.
"No, ma'am. I hadn't, but it's a
The “gray hou.e" contains a dis peach of an Idea.”’
A little investigation will prove that our prices are fair and reasonable for
WAGES FOB W o r k e r s .
proportionately large kitchen, where
the quality of goods we sell; th at our service is the best; and that no cat has
She: "The man I marry must be
C. H. Gram, state labor commis Maurus is reported to have fed the
been in our lemonade.
sick and poor. In the history of brave as a lion, but not forward;
sioner, is to be commended for his German
poetry
the
“gray
house"
handsome as Apollo, but not con
efforts to bring about payment of
You may not think that len node and cats have anything to do with
plays a remarkable role. It ceited; wise as Solomon, but meek
wages to workers. During his term also
printing,
but they have! Every day some buyer gets “ lemonade that the cat fell
was
the
birthplace
of
the
romantic
of office, he has done all within his poet, Clemens Brentano. and his as a lamb; a man who is kind to
in.
every woman, but loves only one.”
power to bring about honest settle sister.
Betti na, who Is known by
He; “By Jove! How lucky we
No!
m ent with laborers on the part of her “Goethe’s Correspondence With
We ve seen some mighty good printing, some th at you would term fair,
industries that have become finan a Child.” At present the “gray met!”
some indifferent, and then some that was ju st down-and-out “ so rry ” —in fact
cially embarrassed, but has been house” Is Inhabited by a farmhand
Even if it were possible to manufac
Police Sergeant: “Is the man dan
little helped In these efforts by the and his family.—Washington Star.
the cat evidently got drowned in it.
gerously wounded?”
statutes of the state. During the
ture
electricity
without
cost,
your
bill
Patrolman: “Two of the wounds
period from October 1, 1928, to Sep
For 20 years we have been building our business on the sound foundation
would be reduced by only one-fourth-
are fatal, but the other one isn’t so
tember 30, 1930, he succeeded in
Face Pow der F ro m Sea
of
high
quality and satisfactory service—pure lemonade—and not on price—
bad.”
bringing about the adjustment of
In both salt and fresh water live
yet our prices are reasonable, based on efficient and economical operation; the
1173 of these claims, with collec countless
millions of microscopic
The reason for it! Because you can
employment of the best skilled workmen and modern printing equipment.
Clerk (showing customer golf
tions of $47,354. During the same creatures known
as diatoms. These
period, his department failed in ad build tiny shells of almost Incred stockings): "Wonderful value, sir.
not go to your electric light company,
justing 2254 claims involving $88,- ible thinness, and when they die Worth double the money. Latest
pay cash and carry your electricity
pattern, fast color, hole-proof, won't
707.
their empty homes form a deposit
home. We must deliver it to you.
Seventy per cent of these lost known by the rather forbidding shrink, and it’s a good yarn."
Customer: "Yes, and very well
wage claims were in the lumbei name of diatomaceous earth. Ex
districts, for which reason the Cot periments have shown that from told."
\\ e must build lines and keep them in
tage Grove country is intensely in this earth can be made a powder
YOUR HOME PRINT SHOP
Loose Leaf Books. Sentinel.
terested in any proposed legislation which Is idea! for toilet purposes.
constant repair; pay wages to engi
which will bring about fair treat
______ __________________
1
When dry, diatomaceous earth tg
neers, linemen, “ trouble - shooters,”
ment of labor.
easily reduced to very light pow
N ot only is the workman in the der, finer and more porous than
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn”
bookkeepers, stenographers, telephone
woods and sawmill greatly injured that made from rice or starch. At
operators, meter readers, collectors and
and entitled to our sympathy, but present, all good toilet powders are
when be loses that to which he is made from one or other of these
others; check your m eter; maintain of
Justly entitled, every business in the two substances. Before long dia
fices; and last, but not least, pay inter
community suffers. The worker s tom powder made from material
credit is kept in bad condition un collected from the seashore or the
est on the money which has built this
til he Is able to overcome his set beds of lakes and rivers Is likely
business.
back, and the groceryman, the doc to make a strong bid for popularity.
tor, the Installment salesman, and
m any others suffer with him. For
There is no such thing as “ something
these reasons Mr. Gram's efforts
N icotine in Tobacco
for
nothing”—at least not in business.
are entitled to the full support of
The quantity of nicotine con
every legislator from the lumber tained In tobacco varies from 2 to
d istrict
8 per cent, the coarser kinds con
taining the larger quantity, while
Every parent knows that there the best Havana clgara seldom
are certain rules which, when fol contain more than 2 per cent, and
George Bernard Shaw says
lowed, will result in perfect chil often less. Nicotine does not ap
this country la still barbarous.
dren—but our own are the excep pear in tobacco smoke. It Is split
ountain tates ower ompany
Oh, pShaw.
Í
tions which prove the rule.
Into pyridine and cellodine.
Of
— T o-O h-W on—
these the latter Is said to be the
Too quick realization of an ambi less active, and to preponderate In
Daffy Definition
tion has spoiled half the life of cigar smoke, while the smoke from
Home—A place where people
many a person.
pipes contains a larger amount of
take a little nap while the
pyridine. The percentage of nico
motor cools.
The small school boy doesn't tine varies with the kind of tobac
—To-Oh-Won—
seem to catch arithmetic and geo co and with the district In which
Cool your motor while you
graphy as easily and in such viru it is grown.
take a look at our midget
lent forms as he does measles and
radios at $49.50.
chickenpox.
Only a genuine Western magazine sincerely shares
•Jas««*,
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Cottage Grove Sentinel
Radio Ray has this
to say:
M
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A n cien t Castle Fortress
It's easy to smile through our
troubles when we can find someone
who's a little worse off than we are.
Bamburgh castle, England, Is the
"St. Bernard s” of the savage north
coast, offering guidance and refuge
to distressed or shipwrecked sailors
Tbs man who has worked him BDd acting as a charity home to
self from the foot of the ladder to poor boys and girls. This ancient
the top has got a whole lot more fortress Is named after Queen Beb-
pleasure out of life than many who ba, wife of the Anglican king Ida,
had plenty of time for amusement who, In the Sixth century conquered
the Saxons of Bernlcia (now Nor
The microbes that lurk In kisses thumberland) and built this castle
are easy to locate, hut Impossible to fortress on a cliff overlooking the
exterminate.
seaa It has figured largely In sub
sequent history as a refuge around
That's B ig h t
which many battles have been
"What are these tickets I found fought
In my husband's pocket?”
“Your husband is an archaeolo
Signs o f the Zodiac
g is t These tickets are evidences of
a lost race.”—Detroit Jabberwock.
The zodiac Is probably Babylon
ian In origin. The figures seem to
Saddest Story of the Month.
have been based od the resemblance
A poor fellow took a memory of the lines connecting the stars In
course and all it helped him remem the zodiacal constellations to cer
ber was that he hadn’t paid about tain plctoral ontlines, which form
9800 worth of bills.
the substratum of the Assyro-
Babylonlan cuneiform alphabets,
while the animal figures and out
Too True!
Mayor (presenting a clock and a lines were chosen for animistic rea
purse): “The contents of the purse sons. The signs of the zodiac were
will, In time, inevitably disappear, carried from Babylonia to Greece,
but” (laying his band on the clock) whence they spread throughout thé
"hers Is som ething that will never ancient civilized world.
SO-"
Business Note.
It is a positive delight to meet a
man you can trust, but how much
more so It is to meet a man who
pays cash. Some men think they
are transacting business because
they occasionally dictate a few let
ters.
Fairy Story.
Ones upon a time there was a
traffic cop who was kind and con
siderate and who never failed, when
the engine died on ths street, to
oom s over and say, "That’s too bad.
But don’» get excited. Take your
tim e gettfhg her o u t The people
Court News.
behind don’t mind.” The copper
Said one lawyer to the other,
died by being kissed so much by
"You’re a cheat.” "And you’re a
motorists.
liar,” retorted the second lawyer.
“Now that the parties have Identi
New Invention.
Someday, rubber mouthpieces will fied each other,” remarked the
be fitted on telephones. Then when Judge, "we will proceed with the
you g st real mad at th e phone, you case.
nouM bits i t
"Smallclothsa**
T h e tight-fitting knee breeches of
“John, tbs house Is on fire."
John (sleepily): “Wall, go shut off ths Eighteenth and early Nine
the furnace. There’s no use wast- teenth centuries were called small
clothes.
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blotters.
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WHEN ASKED IF HE WAS
A GOOD JUDGE OF HORSE
FLESH
JOHN
VEATCH
ANSWERED
THAT
HE
HAD NEVER EATEN ANY
IN HIS LIFE.
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Our staff correspondent says
he knows a girl so dumb she
wants to go to France and
hear the native peasants sing
the “Mayonaisse.”
(Ha, fooled you)
Heard In Dr. Kime’s office:
“Is the d-d-dentist in?”
”No, he Just left the office.”
"Boy, that takes a load off
my mind.”
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