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COTT AOK GROVE SENTINEL THURSDAY, («TOBER II. 1927.
four
(fOttar,r (Grove Sciitmd
MAYOR
BAKER'S
TUMMY
Monday* and Tkuradays
Drew on Imagination
i o Sptri'ctl Dallad f
The Oregon Journal, which al
Alii «d l'i mi,'»on ill lil» |MMHUo
ways haa inside information
ou
h. 1'
V I'..«11.id «if Ih«
what republican politicians are go
1 Ft' •*." *;•■“« Hen llial Sir indiarti
A flrst-cl»»« publication *nt*r»d st Col
ing to do, or is able to mak«' a G . Ill Hie «stiiliminding III«- Revelig«'
tags Uro»* as sacosd class mailer
large part of the people believe when llie English II.-el of III ships
SS North tMstk
Bucinano Offlso...
that it knows what the aforesaid <I..<> :|. « i-«l '»I Spoil. -Il HK-li of Win
8CB8CR1PTION RATES
politiciaua are going to do,
ia lit III«* A. iox-s. «1»*« Illi «1 Io withdraw
By mall (eaab in advanca)
authority for the astounding au«l vi I k ' ii l.«-r«l Tliolmis Ib-vviinl. Ills:
On* ynar....... IS 00|Tkr»* month«..— .SO
b et i-oriiiiuiider. signaled III«* ship«
KU «nonti»«...... l.«0|On* month-------- .40 «-ntertainuig statement that Mayor
George I.. Baker of that city has i«i -tiuid oul to sea. Tli<* po«'t snv»
Mirab«r of
Grenville remained to llulit the
declared hiluself willing to crawl • whole S;-unl»ti Heel lieetiu««* In* liail
National Editorial Association
Orvroa Stala Editorial Association
on hia .«toniach, if necessary, to IM men «>n «Inirv mid vvouhl not
Oregon Newspaper Contarono*
bring industries to Portland.
e.iv<- ih«*m tx-li|i>il to I h * tortured
Member Selected Oregon N*w«pap*r«
lli«i--iimis. Iniwever. believe lluu
Not only is th«- portl; mayor
Pacific Coast Representatives
willing to crawl upon his stomach Ga<-nvilli* iiil>-uiid<*r«t«H>d l I k - «¡gluil
Doty * Sty pea. Inc.
t iidminl«-d l»y the
Portland Security Bldg : *»n Francisco. for so worthy am! worth while
a tn vvltlidmvv.
Sharon Bldg.; Loa Angeles Chamber of cause, but he is willing to crawl terrill«
odd«. Grenville I rlt-d to
Commerce Bldg
break the spmil»li line.
►'or 1ft
under automobiles in front of his I < nr« tin- Revenge, willi IM) men
home in order to get «low n tow u buttled agulnst .\<hki on boil rd I ft
OUR SWADDLING CLOTHES.
to perform his duties as mayor. Spmilidi ships. Sunt«- of tin- Spanish
With apologias to th«- scintilla! ships isiuld not get into Die melee
“Cottage Grove doesn't realize
ing
Portland
Npectator,
which > I hsihis «- they would have fired Into
how goo«< a city it is. It has
«tarted the style of getting some their own ranks. Flnallv Gn-nvllle
grown >o gradually that it hasn't
thing into an editorial by «looting knew to- was bealen and In- wanted
realized that it is twice as large
life Revenge, lint Ills men
a story to make a point, we wish ! to sink
as it was 2d years ago and doesn't
Induced him t<> surrender, lie had
to
say
that
George's
stomach
'
i
re
Iw-en so seriously wounded In the
realise that -in another 10 years it
mimls us of something that hap . light Illg that he died a few days
will be twice as large as it now is.
p«-ne<l at a banquet of the state I later on board a Spanish ship. The
Cottage Grove isn’t sold on itself.”
Spiininnls put n crew of their own
editorial association.
These are the words used by one
A gentleman with a >h-cp bass mi tin- Revenge mid a short time
from the tuid<il«‘ west who is tern
physical
proportions I Inter the ship sank in n storm, car-
porarily a resident here. And hasn't voice and
. rying down with her tlie foreign
much
the
same
as
those
of Port
he told the truthf
«•row. Kmisas t'lty Tiim-s
land's portly mayor, had willingly
“You haven’t had forced on you responded to several encores. One
the need of offering something to of the women present remarked to Au: trian Fowl» Lack
industry, because industry has come her woman companion, “.My, hasn't
Pioper Neck Covering
without anything being offered it. he an extensive repertoire?’’ To
A ptHiiliur brissl of fowls called
Here you hav«- at least four great
....... j
the
companion
replied, Nuked Neck has come to this couti
industries cn-ating pay rolls for
“Well, I hadn’t particularly no try from Austria, where It is said
y i
Millions of duV’rs are in ticed it before, but he is rath«-r to have originated.
The name
vested in th’em. and more millions
comes from the fact that the fowls
stout, isn’t het’’
are to be invested. And not one
When our George gets to crawl ar»- destitute of feathers from with
of those who are behinti those in
ing under automobiles with that in mi inch or two lank of the head
«low u the entire length of .the neck
dustries. putting their money amt
extensive repertoire of his he is and on to the shoulder*. Thia pe
efforts into them, can ever hope
going to wreck a lot of tin lizzies, culiarity of plumage la
very
to colleet enough in profits to buy
and the result is likely to be to maiked. mid the neck and shoulder«
a package of cigarettes. The own
reduce the number on the payroll have an unnatural appearance.
era may leave them as monumi-nts
in Portland, rather than increase They are not attractive; In fact,
to their efforts, and as a source of t
the number, for our George could, thev are very unattractive, and the
profits to their heirs, but
they in the manner which he has so peculiar sensation to the hand when
gi:i»ping the nuked portion of the
themselves can never hope to cash delicately suggested,
clean
the
i.evk is very unpleasant. The skin
in on them. I know of no other
streets from gutter to gutter as he of the neck is smooth, and. when
city in the world so fortunately
proeeoled down town to perform c\|»>»<d to the sun during the sum
situated.
th«- duties of his office which give mil- months, turns rail and has a
“You haven’t provided sufficient him so much concern, and a num- raw aptM'-1 rance, as If blood were
fire protection for your industries her of employes would have to be gathered la-neat li and close to the
at your city limits because you taken off the pay roll of
the skin. They are very hardy: are
hut seldom seen. n«d have been
haven't realized that you
have street sweeping department.
bre»i In Austria only as novelties.
reached a point where you must
Speaking of th«- duties of the
assume the responsibilities of
a office of Portland’s portly mayor,
Indian Fi»hing Method»
city, and probably ■* because you they seem to consist, at least ifmler
The methods uswl by the Indians
haven't been asked. I find a will the tenure of our George, of keep
ingness here to give to industry ing that extensive repertoire in re in fishing, before the advent of the
any encouragement within reason pair at banquets and dinner par- white man. were quite modern.
Starting from tlie simple device of
I haven’t rcceiv«! such cordial tics, and George has been a com attaching the bait to the end of n
treatment in any other city that plete success on the job.
line, the progressive order of fish
has been my temporary home.
For the manner in which Mayor hooks used by the Indians -»-«-ms to
“Why. even your
policemen George propos«-» to
travel
the tie a« follows; (a) The gorge hook,
don’t wear uniforms, bwause it streets of Portland in search of a spike of bone or wood, sluir|H-ne<!
at both ends and fastened at its
isn’t necessary, possibly, to get a industries, he has
balloon mid-lie to a line, a device used also
full
policeman in a hurry, and becaus«^- equipment fully in«nrr«l
against for catching birds; (b) a spike set
you who live here know who your punctures. nevertheless we feel that obliquely In the end of n plain
policemen are.
But a
stranger the exhibition George purpose« to shaft; («•) the plnih book; (ill.the
might make a mistake and get into civc woubl be well worth travelling bailie«! hook; (e) the bartn-d hook
trouble by saying too much to the' the length of the Willamette val- combined with sinker and lure.
wrong man.”
ley to see. and we wish the Jour This scries does not exactly rvpre
s*-nt stages in invention; the evo
Isn’t there a great deni of truth nal would file our request for two lution may have la-en effected by
in
the
front
row.
reserved
seats
in what this man has said »ho
the habits and different species of
has invested heavily with us? We If he doesn’t succeed in bringing fish und their increasing wariness.
have talked for years about being the industries to Portland, he will Tlie materials used for hooks by the
Indians were wood. bone, shell,
a city some day. Fifteen year» at least set the populace to in
stone and coiqier. The Mohave
ago we prediete«! that we should -lustriously laughing.
employed the recurved spines of
have 3500 population some day, an-1
certain species of ca«-tus, which are
the
The
fashion
edict
is
that
we thought vaguely of the things
natural hooks.
we shoubl «lo when we became a well dressed man must have 12
city of that size, but now that we . suits of clothes, This explains why Cocoa Should Be “Cacao” ?
aristroeratic
Chestcrfieldian
are a eity of that size, we do not our
Chocolate Is made from the large
realize that we shoubl discard our friend. Huge Hume, of the Port
nutritive seeds of beans of the
swaddling clothes, and we continue land Spectator, is the only perfect cacao tree, a small evergreen tree
to look forwar«! to the day when sartorial specimen claimed by the indigenous to tropical America.
Of Formerly all chocolate came from
of
Oregon,
we shall be a city and have ft> fourth estate
assume a city’s
responsibilities, course, our pulchritudinous and tropical America, but now the Gold
the «•oust, in Africa, is th* largest pro
have a paid fire department, put' vitriolic Claudius Ingalls is
exception that proves the rule. ducer of cacao. There is much
our police in uniform, etc.
popular confusion in connection
Why not get the idea that we Even plus fours do not completely with the words, coco, cocoa and
have arriv«-d. Of course we expect nullify his natural comeliness.
cacao.
,
to go much farther, every indica
The original name of the tree
A
Danish
doctor
claims
to
have
was cacao and that form Is retained
tion is that we can't help reaching
twice our present size, but our discovered how to extract from the in German. Spanish an«l French.
detestable lawn But In Dr. Samuel .lohrison's dic
arrival at that point would
be dandelion (that
tionary It was spelled cocoa. It
hastened by the assumption of the raider) a flui«l that tastes, looks
probably was an error, but at any
airs which our size and our posi and has the same quality a .» the rate the s|s*lllng now is the accept-
The doctor • d form in English. Tlie cacao has
tion in the business world warrant. richest Jersey milk.
should extenfT~his experiments an 1 no relation to coconut palms. There
extract cream from the cowslip, I h also a small shrub that grows in
butter from th«- buttercup, lar I South America cull« d the coco.—
Pathfinder Magazine.
from the pig weed. etc.
............... rub Haken
Beds A Bnitth
Edito«
Elbert Bsda........ . ..............
Wisdom
PUT ME
I'D LIKE TO
HAVE HE«
keep rrv
G olf
SCORE
hat«
Secretary of State Kozer
made an estimate of the popula
tion of the state and the counti«»»
of the state by multiplying the
Using
school population by 3)^.
Cottage
this same method, the
Grove school district has a popula
tion of over 3500, which probably
about correct.
A debating team from th« Um
versity of Oregon is noon to start
on a tour of the world. How do«-»
a ih-bating team come to rate such
a trip as this? Why, not a football
team has been given a trip outside
the border» of the United Htates,
and football is really a part of
education.
ASKING A
ma n
Th-
the
that
off
WOMA t /S A4rF
NA1URALLV
There’s nothing backward
about progress. Electricity is
th«* cheer leader of advance
ment. Artistic, practical aids
to nice living. We have some
thing yon need, priced to en
courage buying.
“When you need an electri
cian you need a good «me.”
Electric Service
The man who is not
face i danger must also
neec»»nry precautions to
he won’t face many of
The following sign is posted bv
the roadside as you enter a western
town. It says:
407*1 people died Inst year of gas.
29 inhaled it.
37 put n lighted match to iL
Ami 40(H) stepped on it.
Typewriter
518 Main
afraid to
flo
take
escape or
them.
Phone 227 Sentinel.
Ribbons,
The
Car» Quickly Cleaned
After iMisning through most tun-
nets, trnirm nre usually dirtier than
rliCy were when they entered, but
exactly the reverse is true of a pas-
suge over one of the railroad linen
In France. After going throogli It,
says Popular .Mechanics Magazine,
every car ia bnmhed and vacuum
cleatieil, saving the lime and labor
required for scrubbing with hand
Implements. The tunnel la an arch
way which Is lined with brushes
and vaitiuiu-eleHiilng attachments.
A h the (Pain is pulled slowly along,
the polishing and cleaning appara
tus functions automatically and. in
doing so. reaches almost every part
of the exterior of the cars.
I’rt-aidt-iit Ifnll llringa I hick
Praise Fr« »m Group of
i'.tisli rii Educatore
A Sou’» Christman Carda.
Ig<- I. (in father’»
hamlwiil
mg): “With bnbv ’» love |o In»
«bur mother.”
Mummie. *-•
Age .1:
Age «I: "To darling
illumini«'
with l«iv<- from her <lear
little
Reggi«-. “
\gi- 0: •' l‘u «l'iriiiig inumimi with
fumi luv«- frulli Reggie.’’
\g<- 12: “Tu «li-ui- inutli. i
With low nml
”
I«» ‘I: “Whut ««ouhlii’t I gi'«'
H» w<ith you al t
I luvu, uhi dehr
m.n »»
di-n rr mother with
21:
I \lic«-. "
i-rbi hi* nd writ
« love In hi«
Humorist,
Who I« licit uglv
RUBBER
STAMPS
brute
f
University of Oregon, Eugene—
flint the lTnlirrtit¥i of Oregon fac
ulty it inukiiig good progre.tM in itu
arnrrh for more ndrntiflc tiivthoil«
of inttruvtion ii evincml by the in
tnr«*Kt th.it prominent niurnfarw ar<*
uou «bowing in the Univrraitv and
it« faculty, »tat«‘i |>r. krimld B i - h
nett llall. preti«I«'nt of th«- t’aiver
*ity.
Dr Itali has just returned
from the
i Mid "■ Wc»t
where he has spent the past several
week*.
hr. Il.’ill priMtidvd over th«’ meet
iug «if the Soui;il Sun*uce Rvivareh
ouiieil of America wliirh wa«* h-hi
m llanoxer,
ll.impshir«*. thU
year. II«» alao uisitril the »ami'U*"«
of «ever.il lu»g«» uni\vriitiri« tn I
came in contact with many men
prominent in ttivial '»cienre rr«rnr«*h
.mil in the tirltl *f «'tluvati«m
l>r. Hull Max« that th«» effort« of
th<» University <»f 1 Oregon faculty
which are eetiterr«! 1 srouii I seieutitl
matrurtion. rather than increasing
enrollment in the school, are at
tracting nation wide • attention from
educator«. Or. Hall states that one!
college prv«ide.it told him that the’
people of Oregon should be proud
of the Univeraitv ami it« faculty,
because of it« rapid ad vane«-me nt
along educational line«
A Scotchman in a hurry to get
home allowed an auto to hit him,
whereupon he droppeil to th«* pave
ment. The driver »toppeil
and
picked him up an«l put him in his
car.
He found a card
in
the
victim’s pocket giving an address
to tak«- him to in case of neci<l<-nt.
Starting for the address, th«- Scotch
man cautiously op«-ne«| on«- eve nn«l
took in his whereabout«, When th«1
car drove up in front of his piare,
h«- opened his eyes and said to the
driver:
“Ah’nt
Thankee
me ha
The driver replied: ‘ •Weel. a
ye air a brithcr Scot.sninn
•»only charg«- half whut a
would.
Gic me fifty cent»
we’ll ca’ it square.’’—Goldin.
ILl-ll’
at mu I
v »kill
th«* year'» edgt*
«-«nue» nnothi-t
from Reg
T
Sentinel
Well,
ne find
. L .. < > I
NGINEERS
Locomotive- -Stationary
A
SE
»
ECLIPSE
Force Feed Oil Pump
A Marvel in Simplicity
Card Cabinet* The S« ntinel
Made in Oregon
DO YOU KNOW?
NOW ON DISPLAY
Quetiiont—4
1— Win., ’uuous dramatists, con
temporal)« is with Shuk«-s|H-iire.
wrote In --ollaborntfon?
2— IVL..I team detailed I’lilt-ngo
White Sox for the world's chum
(donship in 11)19?
3— Who was tlie leading pltchet
in the National Icagu«- In 1038?
4— In mechanical englneerlni!
what Is an eccentric?
ft—Who Invented the kodak?
.
fl—Wliq discovered the main
stream of the Mississippi river?
7— Wlmt battles In what win
were fought before a formal dec-
luratlou of war by the United
States?
8— During whut century <ll«l llie
Renaissance reach Its height?
9— What continent embraces the
largest division of lund?
10— Who said, “1 would rather be
right Ilian I’reshh-ul"?
KNOWLES & GRABER
Now iieiiuX specified by the government and
several trans-continental railroads
Ant wert
1—Francis Beaumont and J.diD
Fletcher.
o. -Cincinnati
3 Kremer of Pittsburgh
4— A plate attached to a re vol V-
Ing abaft in auch a way Hull the
centers of tlie plate and »Im fl d«
not «minchie.
5— -George Eastiuun.
<’«—Ite Soto.
AL o , Son
7— l’aio ____
Restira de la l’alma in the Mexican
war.
8— The Fifteenth atol Sixteenth
Centurie«.
9— Asili.
10— Henry Clay.
ff"*TTY nV TTY T7r TtTTTlTT nil 'ill mtTTTTTnr TT* TTF
Exploded Principle
An old. f.il wo|iian nfl«-r re.i<llriK
portion of Archfnie«!«*.»' “I’rliicl
«-.'■
sliouti-il,
“Euri-ku.”
and
Arier tin- plunge sii»
elf of n near by scale
I herself again.
She
elglied just ns much us
lunge. »o she shouted:
is a darn Hur. lie
• when lie stiliti. ‘A Hout
Cultivate Patience
I’l'tlem-e I» one of the finest lit
tributes of «-hiirncler. It may be
h.isi-i| on great self-control; It mny
• I--»« la. bused on true foresight, A-
an exen-lse of self-control. It la
vvi-e Iw-ciiuse everything come« to
him who waits. Tlie whirling Of
«!m<- brings In Its revenges mid Its
reward«. Patience, us a limiter of
eiih-ul.itlon, I« creditable to the In
• Illg n< «-.- Humphrey’ .1. l>e.si..oi:d
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ever permitted to get into a Tru-Bake carton—unl -ss it is baked to
the perfection that insures crispness and delicious cracker flavor.
Steel and Wood
Filing Cabinets and
Transfer Cases
The farnouH
Macey line
T.h* ^®'nty slenderized shape pleases the fancy, fits the bite__
and "eats"'neater. You will like it.
Ask Your Grocer for Tru-Bake Crackers
Baked and Guaranteed Fira« Quality by the
TRU-BLU BISCUIT CO., Spokane, Portland, Seattle
The Sentinel
a
Originators of Tru-Bakes and Tru-Blu Honey-Sweetened Grahams