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Work Must Have Been
Devices for Foiling
Tonic in Air Travel,
Peanut Not Properly
Sight Not at Best
Terror to Printers
Festive Holdup Man
According to Doctor
Appreciated as Food
Before Age of Six
I
It has always been a subject of
While It may be impossible to pre
At a medical convention In New
The peanut soiu^in this country,
A child does not attul: bis keen
Ì
Impassioned debate among the un vent a visit from the holdup man York one of the speakers heartily est eyesight
he is six years mainly to boys in the street and to
I
fortunates who have to deal with there’s no need for a merchant to urged tired business men to ride in old or more, until
Small objects are not persons wishing to feed the uni|uals
such things Just how bad a manu I give up a big sum of money simply Ihe ulr us a tonic to lethargic mental so well seen, the parts of the brain n tlie zoo, is rapidly becoming an
script can be.
: because he demands it, says the Pro processes. He says the air is viti , devoted to vision being iucom- article of the gi l atest commercial
We have Ben Johnson's word for gressive Grocer.
ated ut street level in the city,
value. Already it in being used In
developed.
It that Shakespeare never blotted
In the first place, all the money »nd those who would think clearly pletely
.by O. Lawrence Hawthorne
TiiJs is the statement of Dr. Ed the production of 145 foods and use
a line—which must have endeared possible should be banked late in and to the point should soar aloft, ward
ful
articles.
Jackson, Denver specialist,
him to his copyists and printers, no the afternoon. If the bank closes taking their problems, light or who writes for Hygeia, popular
From lire peanut we obtain pea
Winter days are often dreary
matter what the critical Ben at four o'clock, everything should heavy, as fellow passengers, says health magazine published by the nut butter, ten varieties of milk,
But when springtime comes along
thought of it. We have also Arnold be cleaned up and banked by that 1 the Philadelphia Public Ledger.
five
kinds
of
breakfast
food,
two
American Medical association, in
Bennett's assertion that he never time. If the bank keeps open until
We’re a heap more interested
All that holds back many persons an article on “The Baby’s Eyes.”
grades of flour, ice cream, salad oil,
touches pen to paper until he has six o’clock or nine o’clock, so much from using the plane as a means of
In the robin’s cheery song!
Abundant reason exists for using sauce, metal polishes, toilet and
his subject so well thought out that the better, for merchants should see locomotion is the fear of falling. The large
type in primers, says Doctor aundry soaps, oleomargarine, wood
Momin’ always seems most Welcome
all he need worry about Is cal that their cash registers or money best way to cure that feur is to fly. Jackson.
stains, leutiler dyes, iuk, and glycer
Fine
stitching,
beadwork
ligraphy.
We know that Anatole drawers do not get too full. Along , The muny who have tried it do not
When you spend a restless night.
similar exercises, such as are in.
France shamelessly seized scissors, about the time the crowd begins need to be reminded of their exhil and
A teacupful of peanuts cun be
expected of young chil
After clouds ’re black an’ heavy,
paste and pen and began the real thinning out, and before stragglers arating sentiment of utter security. sometimes
dren in kindergarten, may be quite rnude into a pint of milk, while the
That’s tlie time the sun looks bright!
revision when thp proof sheets ar start coming in, the bulk of the One who flies is bereft of the or harmful.
when the object nuts muke a better lard substitute
rived, the Living Age says.
money, the big bills, most of the dinary yardsticks of measurement looked at Even
than does cotton-seed oil. Mixed
is
not
small
the
young
But the glory of writing very fives and all those of larger denom ami feels disengaged from compuss
must not be expected to look with wheateu flour, peanuts make a
Seems to me there’s somethin’ like it
nearly the worst manuscript in lit inations, are taken from the place bearings as from plummetings of child
at
it
long
time, but should be palatable and highly nutritious
In the way life deals with men:
erary history must certainly go to where the money Is kept and change the depth beneath. Space seems the encouraged at to a turn
bread
;
they
also
muke
excellent
the eyes awuy
Dostoevsky.
The great Russian is made. This money should be hid same on every hand; height loses frequently to rest them.
biscuits and cakes.
Prospects
always seem the darkest
To
“
keep
seems to have hud nearly as hard den away without even the clerks Its meaning, except as it expands the eyes on the book” at times when
Strictly speaking, the peanut is
Just
before
things boom again.
a time keeping his pen sedate at knowing where it is put.
the horizon. It is attachment to the they are tired does not help tlie not u nut at ail; it is what is culled
One suggestion made by a detec earth, not detachment from it, that child
Its proper employment as the or
And
I
’
m
thinkin
’ that the worries
*
“
legume
”
—
akin
to
the
beau
and
to learn and may be harmful.”
dinary run of mortals experience tive Is that one of the keys of the brings dizziness.
An’ hard-knocks he gets before.
Because they can hold things close pea. The peanuts grow under
when they sit down to express what cash register be wired in such a
The supremely inspiring sensation to their eyes and still see them, and ground, and the crop is harvested
Help a fellow prize his blessings
they believe to be thoughts.
way that, when it is pushed, the is to feel oneself borne up and up, because
they need larger images of with u plow, there being special mu-
One page, which lias found its signal of distress Is given.
without apparent effort or any limi what they look at to make up for chines which clean anil bunch the
And .good fortunelli the i >re!
way from his family's possession
tation, as though supported by a the Incomplete development of the □uts.—London Tit-Bits.
into the Dostoevsky room In the
great, strong, supernatural hand eye, young children are liable to ac
Historical museum at Moscow, Some Things for Good
that could not full. Those who quire the habit of holding things
shows a portrait sketch, a deft bit
travel in a closed cabin, impervious to»» near their eyes. As they grow Tree Frogs Creatures
“
Sports
”
to
Remember
of Gothic architecture, and the
to anything but a book or a card older this should be corrected by
name Rachel scrawled over and
Sport is sometimes criticized for game, will not derive from the ex
of Peculiar Habits
over again In Roman letters of cop Ihe unfairness of Its participants or perience the thrill of travel in an encouraging them to try to see
Many strange variations in breed
things at longer distances. Many
perplate perfection, contrasting the partisanship of Its followers.
open plane. It is hard to imagine
ing liubits and rearing of young
oddly with the Incredible badness
It has a mission besides the devel that in days to come the hardened children starting to school have eye characterise the tree frogs of trop
of the Russian writing.
opment of a healthy body, surely it commuter will sleep or frivol away strain, or even inflammation about ical America. A famous South
With all this it Is amazing that is In the encouragement of fair- his hours aloft, frankly bored by the the eyes, merely because they hold Ameglcan species makes small pens
the novelist should find any room mindedness in the players and on panorama beneath him. One who their books too close to their eyes. >r nurseries under water, in which
at all for his writing -but he did, the grandstand. Toward this end. Illes will lose much of the benefit if,
its eggs ere left to hatch, and where
nnd for innumerable corrections, in the following Golden Rules were having all the pure air there is, he
ihe tadpoles are confined, protected
Newfoundland Is the
terlineations, and marginal correc printed recently on the back of a does not All his lungs with it.
from all danger. Another species
tions, also.
program by the army school of
Oldest British Colony carries its large eggs on its back un
physical training In England, and
til
they hatch and the young re-
Newfoundland is often called
these rules will well bear repetition Not an Easy Job to
nuins some time afterward. Another
“
The
Ancient
Colony,
”
because
it
elsewhere:
Said to Be No Spot
develops pouches in the skin
Get Python to Eat is the oldest colony in the British ipecies
Play the game for the sake of the
it the back of the female, in which
empire.
It
w
as
discovered
by
John
Quite Free From Dust game.
When kept In capacity, pythons
the eggs and young are safely trans
When beams of sunlight shine Into
Play for your side, and not for often refuse food and go on u pro C'ubot, who sailed out of Bristol, ported.
Get both the girl anil the wed
What have you to place before
u partially darkened room you are yourself.
longed "hunger strike,” whieh fre England, in 1407. Cabot took pos
North American tree frogs pos
session of the island In the nume of
ding
invitations at home.
The
the
10,000
eyes
that
read
each
issue
able to realize how thick the air Is
Be a good winner and a good loser quently results in death.
sess to a remarkable degree the
with millions of tiny particles of —modest In victory and generous in
To obvlute tills it Is necessary to King Henry VII. Three years later faculty of changing color by modi of The Sentinel» NEWSPAPER quality is better and usually» the
tlie
Portuguese
under
Gasper
Corte-
dust. But It Is only with the help defeat.
feed the big snakes by forcible
fication of the contents of the pig
ÏX
of a strong microscope that you can
Take all decisions without ques means, and a writer in the Wide Real explored portions of the coast. ment cells under the skin, no doubt advertising makes big stores out cost more reasonable.
appreciate the marvels of dust.
tion or argument.
World Magazine gives a very inter In 1588, during the reign of Queen 1 provision to enable them to elude of little ones.
xx
In the dust of one room you may
Be unselfish and always ready to esting description of how this is Elizabeth, Sir Humphrey Gilbert re their enemies. In winter they bury
Bookkeeping systems. The
newed the claim of British posses
find such various matters as the teach and help others.—Toronto done.
themselves in the earth or in the de-
Your home print shop is always Sentinel.
pollen grains of grasses, scales from Globe.
"It Is a very simple process ” he sion, but his attempt to colonize •ayed wood and dust of old stumps,
ready to help you in the prepara
our own skins, ns well as fragments
-ays. "Our python was curried out was not a success, nor were the at »nd breed In the spring.
tion of copy for intricate forms
from our clothes.
Give your home print shop
to a sunlit grassy lawn. One man tempts made later by Lord Balti
Washing the Flag
of any kind.
You may also find atoms of salt.
held the snakes tall, a second be- more. During all these years the
first chance.
Island
was
visited
by
fishing
expedi
Salt dust is carried scores of miles
A reader questions the propriety strode its middle, while a third
Retrospect
Inland from the sea. and there Is of washing a flug and Inquires what gripped its head and forced open its tions from England, France and
In looking backward over life I
no part of any land where It does to do about it. 'Taking a navy of jaws. Inyorka squatted in front Portugal, and the ownership of the sometimes see much of sadness, and
not full. Sand, too, flouts In the ficial as authority, it Is perfectly and, taking a pound of meat, gently island was a matter of dispute. It tee! life to be a rather sorrowful
air, both sea sand and desert sand. proper to wash the United States thrust it into the snake's capacious was finally settled by the treaty of thing;.but far, far oftener It is the
Always there Is meteoric dust, flag if tills Is carefully done so the throat, and with a smooth, round Utrecht of 1713, which brought to laughter that I bear, and it is smil
groundup morsels of some lost colors will not run. And tills Is the stick, about ii foot In length, pressed a close Queen Anne's war. By this ing faces that look into mine. Even
plunet, floating in the air. This dust way he says it should be done :
the meat into the reptile’s gullet. It treaty Fiance acknowledged Brit men who were hateful, even the
you find everywhere, on the tops
Use tepid water and pure soap or was now tlie second man’s Job to ain's ownership of Newfoundland memories of merciless drivers, are □□□□□□□□□□□□□□a
of snowclad mountains and In the soap flakes for washing the flag. caress tlie meat and massage it a and ceded to Britain the region softened for the reason that time □
deepest abysses of the ocean.
Do not wring it, but squeeze It out yard down the long red lane. No. 3 known us Acadia, now forming the effaces their evil, bringing out more □
□
Everything provides dust, from carefully and rinse in several clear, then took charge and carefully provinces of Nova Scotia and New and
more whatever of pleasantness □
the ash of your cigarette to the cold waters. Do not let It lie In the worked tlie lump down to tlie pocket Brunswick.
they had In them. There were very □
□
scales from the wings of a butterfly. water and hang it up immediately where the stomach is located.”
very few indeed who meant the evil. □
after the last rinsing. Hang it so
At any rate, time shall give them □
Adam’s Suit?
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the stripes run up and down and
□
Little Roger, spending a holiday the benefit of the doubt.
The Gleaning Bell
Expansion of Stone
the blue field hangs over the line.
□
Judgment
is
a
poor
thing
as
from
his grandfather’s farm, was per
These precautions will prevent the
In many parts of rural Englund
□
It wns once thought that stone ex- on
inan
toward
man,
isn't
it?
Though
mitted
to
beguile
the
hours
of
a
□
one may still hear the gleaning bell colors from mingling.
at
a
uniform
rate
when
panded
I have known human devils, for
being sounded at morn and even
Dry in the shade to avoid fading. heated, but that Is now declared, on wet day by turning over the leaves whom in my heart I can Anti no re □□
tide, to tell the country folk when If the flag requires pressing do tbig* good authority, to be incorrect. In of the family Bible.
□
Suddenly be looked up from the spect or love, perhaps the Almighty □
they may begin gleaning and when carefully.
tests of marble and limestone, small
can. I do not doubt that such is □
Printed to Order
faded
pages
and
ipiaint
pictures,
they must cense.
increases of temperature above nor
the case, and to Him I will leave □
The custom Is of considerable an
□
mal gave only a. slight expansion, and called out:
the Judgments. —Bill Adams in Ad □ Those desiring to appropriately remember a large num
"See what I’ve found, graryiie 1"
Tree That Own» Itself
tiquity, being mentioned by Tusser
but the rate increased rapidly with
n
In bls hand he had a leaf, old venture Magazine.
In the year 1557. As a rule, the
One of the most famous trees in further temperature rises. The ex
□ ber of friends during the Yuletide season will be inter □
□
bell is sounded from the belfry of the country now stands In Athens, pansion of marble at a few degrees anil dry, and after a few moment’s
□ ested in the Holiday Cards which The Sentinel offers. □ □
the parish church, and the ringer ft Is unique because it Is the only above normal was only a fractional reflection, he added:
That
Kinel
a
^'
nc
^
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They will be printed to order from copy furnished by □
“Do you think it belonged to Adam
Is entitled to ii penny for the whole tree In the world that owns Itself. part of that of steel; at 100 degrees
Mark Twain hated to have his □
the customer, giving each person the opportunity to □ □
period from each family that goes A few feet of ground surrounding ('., the average expansion w as about and Eve, Grannie?”
lie □
work
edited.
On
one
occas'on
□
gleaning.
the tree Is marked off and the land that of steel, while at 200 degrees
sat ikivvn to write to a mnn who had □ express his sentiments in his own way. They will be □
In some parishes, however, a Is deeded to the tree.
this rate was approximately doub
The □ □
criticized his work. He was first in □ □ printed in three colors—red, green and black.
Taxes Paid in Butterflies
crier perambulates the »listrict with
There was another well-known led. These peculiarities are of par
□
clined
to
think,
"the
idea
!
This
Sentinel
furnishes
appropriate
illustrations,
to
be
print-
□
When he faced difficulties In col
a hand hell while In others a gong, tree »hat stood on the University of ticular Interest where the stone is
animal, this literary kan- □ 'ed in red and green, and the reading matter will be 0
suspended from a tripod on the vll Georgia campus until n few years used with other materials, as In lecting the Income taxes from na long-eured
□
garoo, this illiterate hostler, wlth
Inge green, Is utilized.
ago when destroyed by lightning. building construction. While mar tives. the governor of the Belgian his skull full of axle grease,” etc.. § printed in black.
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citizens
to
bring
in
specimens
of.a
there Robert Toombs, its a student, shrink to its original dimensions on
out to the man his errors “In gentle □ □ Upon all orders placed early, WITH AT LEAST A □
particularly
beautiful
butterfly.
For
Cloud Turrets
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A scientific explanation of the upon the eve of Ills graduation, de probably give rise to the warping four butterflies he gave nn income guage of persuasion.” "It is dis □
will prevail :
□
connection between the imposing llvered his commencement oration. of marble noticed in headstones in tax receipt. He then sent the but couraging to try to penetrate a mind □
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terflies to Europe, where they
□
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masses of cumulus clouds, piled up It Is said that so many left the cemeteries.
like
yours."
he
finally
wrote.
“
You
25 cards and envelopes complete..... $1.75
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brought as much as 30 francs each.
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In aspiring white turrets, which tire chapel that Toombs had a larg
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The Ingenious method of getting the ought to get It out and »lance on it. n
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popularly »'ailed “thunder heads," er audience listening to his address
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That
would
take
some
of
the
rigid
□
tax from the natives enabled him to
Ireland’s Big Cavern
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anil the approach of n thunderstorm than the audience on the Inside of
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One of the largest and most ex- swell
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and
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compiei
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It
sometimes.
That
would
help.
If
□
studies made by one of the govern the Greensboro (Os.) Heruld-Jour- traordinury of caverns is that at content on the part of his people.
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you had done this every now aud □
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ment scientists.
nnl
The first
Mitchelstown. Ireland.
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then through life, it wouldn't have □ Additional cards and envelopes complete at 3 cents each. □
It appears that the form of cloud
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man to make an extensive explore- i
petrified."—Pathfinder.
n
Early American Ship
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tfon of this celebrated natural fea- ;
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THE
COTTAGE
GROVE
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common when there Is a rapid ver
Waterfalls and Rivers
ture was a Frenchman, one Martel, i The first American built vessel to
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make a deep-sea voyage, the Trial,
tlcal decrease of temperature In the
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Beehives of the Ocean
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Sponges are the beehives of the □
12. 1642. The builder was Capt.
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the ground, which favors the ascent fall«, Rhodesia, the second being Ni
The Irish cavern is formed in ary
sea. This curious discovery has been □
Also
Engraved
Greeting
Cards
At
□
Thomas
Coytmore,
who
was
also
of columns of air to great heights, agara, partly In Canada nnd partly limestone and is extraordinary for
reported to the United States bureau □
$6.50 to $50 the 100
and that 1«. nt the same time, a con In the United States. These, how the number ami extent of Its con the first commander of the vessel. of fisheries by Dr. Charles J. Fish
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dition favorable to thunderstorms. ever. are far exceeded In height by nected passages, which, when plot The Trial was constructed al Bos of the scientific staff of the New
ton and wns 105 tons burden. In
mountnln cataracts In Europe and ted upon a chart, resemble the these days of Leviathans and Mau York Zoological society’s steamer
America, the hlgliect being the Yo streets of a city. The length of the retania* few persons would care to Arcturus. Just returned from tropi
Smithy on Wheels
semite. In California. i». ’■’»irone 'he cave Is about n mile and a quarter, trust their lives to such a craft for cal waters. The bees which Doctor
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Tn olden times the blacksmith's highest ar,1 In Norway and the Alps. and it contains some animal Inhabi
Fish found Inhabiting the canals of
even
a
short
voyage,
but
in
its
day
craft was not merely the rough The water pow er of some of these Is tants. Including a species of spider,
sponge» were whole colonies of tiny
work and shoeing of horses that It of great commercial value Some which are peculiar to it. and have ( the Trlaf was considered a good snapping shrimp aipheus. These
is today, Very tine work was done authorities claim that the Mississip their entire existence within Its ship and brought a rich return to Its gregarious shrimps, he discovered,
! owner.
by the old smiths, who were expert pi Is the longest river In the world, recesses.
swim freely about, but always re
nt the making of Iron gates, orna but part of the Missouri river has to
turn to the individual sponge which
mental fences, firedogs, and so on.
be taken In to make the claim cor
The Planet Mercury
Is their hlve-like home. One sponge
Sounded Like a “Slam”
In the hope of reviving this al rect. Whitaker's Almami ’k gives
Mercury is the smallest planet hive with Its homing-shrimps was
most forgotten craft a rural »level th«» names of the six longest rivers
He 1« still wondering whnt the and the nearest to the sun. its mean secured and placed In an aquarium
opment committee in Yorkshire Is as follows: Amazon. 4.000 miles; young lady meant. If anything. distance being about IM.o0o.lMM> aboard the ship, where the colony
sending out a blacksmith's demon Nile. 3.»100; Ynngtse. 3.400; Yenisei, When she happened along he was at miles. It completes a revolution on continued to flourish.—Grit.
stration van to tour the villages
3.800; Mississippi, 3.100; Missouri. one end of a line, the other end be Its orbit In 88 days, and Its diame
The van Is fitted with a lathe, 3.000.
ing far out In the lake.
ter Is about 3,000 miles. Its mass
“The Cup That Cheer»”
grinding and drilling machinery, a
' "Fishing, I see," said the girl.
Is about one eighteenth that of the
portable forge, an oil engine, and
"Yes." responded the young man. earth, and Its density the same as
On September 25 occurred the two
welding plant. The village black
“Smt'fAis” in England
Ami then he added, in a Jocular that of the earth. Mercnry is diffi hundred and sixty-flfth anniversary
smith will thus have a chance of
In England there are ASP.IMK) tier- vein: "Fish feeds the brain."
cult to «ee with the naked eye. ow of the day when Samuel Pepys had
De Luxe Loose Leaf Ledger Binders
seeing modern tools ami methods sons bv th»» name of Smith and 204.-
Strolling along, tlie girl pleasant ing to Its proximity to the sun. Tel his first “dish of tea."
nt work. Loudon Answers.
Only 27 years earlier the very
000 of them have "J" for their flrat iy called back over her shoulder: escoplcaily It Is of little Interest
The De Luxe Steel Back Binder has stood the test of time and
Initial. The John Smiths number ••I laipe you have a large catch."
Faint marks can be seen on Its sur first cup of tea ever drank in Eng
has made good under the most exacting conditions of the modern
land Is teeorded as having been pre
41.000; the John W. Smiths, 30.000,
face, but all are Indefinite.
Life’s Realities
accounting
department. It is built for service and ia covered by
pared at the Arlington house, which
and the John William Smiths. 5,000.
Pride in Work
Life will always have some cross It ha« h«H»n ne»-essnry to devise a
our unconditional guarantee that if the mechanism breaks or
then occupied the site on which
Tally on Fighting Men
In It. Now heights of worthier liv mark for them to distinguish the
Buckingham palace now stands.
.
Whatever be the conditions which
gets out of order inside of ten years, it will be replaced or repaired
ing keep appearing, new works of products they make or own A mon surround you in your work, do It
The "Field of Sticks" custom was
The earl of Arlington bought the
without cost to you
•ervlee beckon us to take hold, The omark with symbols will designate with high thought and noble pur recently explained at a gathering of tea In Holland and gave 60 shil
upward way cannot be easy : it Just which Smith Is referre»! to. It |s«e. lx> not whine and complain Clachnacuddln, Royal Arch chapter lings a pound for It, a sum which
Bookkeepers like the De Luxe because its secure grip, when
must be climbing to the end: but. wns necessary to Include five sym- becaUM' of your unhappy lot; but on a trip to Achnabat. The word today would be represented by at
locked on the sheets, insure* perfect ai.gnment—the first requisite
ns we climb, there comes more love hols In the tnonomnrk.
accept it. humble and obscure as it "achnabat' comes from the Gaelic least 20 pounds
of a satisfactory current ledger binder. Filled with De Luxe Flak
of man. more love of God; a bless
The drink that was a curiosity
may be. knowing that it is possible term "Auchan-a-hachte" (the flehi
Opening Sheets and indexed for quick reference with Pubreco
ing of stronger, abler, kinder, hap
to clean out a gutter with the self- of th«» sticks), and It is supposed less than 300 years ago is now our
pier life And ever growing over
Character Reading
Celluloid Tabs, it makes the ideal loose leaf ledger outfit for
respecting dignity of manhood or to that before going Into battle with chief beverage.—London Answer*
all, a quiet, restful sense of «Hue
economy and cflKifofy
"What makes you so sure that blacken a shoe with the enthusiasm a rival clan the members of one
thing brighter, happier still, beyond man Is naturally cautious an»! dip of religion Hugh O. Pentecost.
clan «tuck their sticks Into the »oft
Victory
-noine crown of better life than lomatic»"
mossy ground of the field. After
Prof.—When did Vergil die»
aught we know of here which the
the
affray
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StewetPdent—51 A. B.
laird hath, tn the unfolding of the htm a cigar he puts It In his pocket
Unreasonable to Expect
many of them bud been killed or
“A. B.! Don't you mean B. C.T"
eternal years for them that love and says he will smoke It after din
Th»' orchestra was practicing the nere missing by the number of un
"No. sir. 51 A B. Fifty-one years
11 Im.-Brooke Herford.
tier."
cmmP'H'cr’* l<»ng anu tedious piece claimed sticks.
after birth."—Colgate Banter.
When he arrived.
"What's this?" he demanded from
A Matter of Color
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Loose Leaf Devices and
It Wouldn’t Be Necessary
Measurement
Why, So ft Does!
the doorway. “1 can hear only the
"So Ja»k ll.chlaigh trie»l hard to
Actor- I’m cast for the part of
Special Ruled Forms
"Why d«> yon Insist on regarding violins, not the wind Instruments."
Teacher
—
What
animal
require«
kiss you last night and yon didn’t
the fool in the new play.
yourself as only half e,lu»ate«l?"
"It's too hard a Job for the wln»l know which way to turnl'
the least nourishment?
Actress 1 suppose you are glad
"Becans«," answered th«« luodeat instrument»," replied th« orchestra
Student—A moth.
“No; 1 didn't know wh -ther he
that you are to have a part where man, "I have rem! only two and a leader.
“The players cant blow preferred a blushing jM or one w ho
Teacher-How « that?
W.W.WWA
you won't have to muke up
half feet of my five foot bookshelf." and yawn at the .«am«* time!
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