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The One to r ‘•<v -4.1IU.
Dad Wasn't Worrying.
Dub—“I’m going to narrv a
“Your boy is trying to write
who can take a p’kc. ’ ’
poetry, you say?”
Kny—' ‘ Don’t V, -.’iry: that’s t.
“Yes.”
* ‘ Why don’t you discourage only kind of u
• * »fou ’ll get. > »_
The New York Daily News.
him?”
“Oh, the editors will attend to
that.”—Boston Transcript.
Ho
■ d Them All.
Ethel— i ‘ . i u-cider if Jack loves
The Stork’s Uunderstanding.
me ? ’ ’
Mudg' —“Gt courso ho docs,
Boph.: “Why does a stork stand
dear.
VI.» siion.d ho make you
on one foot?”
Boston Transcript.
Fresh.: “I’ll bite, why does he?” an exc'p.ii u?
Soph.: “If he'd lift the other
M<.'
hei
■
s
Daddy
asleep?’’
foot, he’d fall down.”—Chapnrrel.
ß' V ‘ I cs, mother—all except
Engraved work. The. Sentinel.
l.oiid'Ui Humorist.
7
Goodgas’always r-oin
RED. WHITE &EIIJE PUMP
These dealers with the red, white and blue
pump and the Red Crown sign, have confidence
in the gasoline they serve. It’s a confidence
based on the preference shown "Red Crown’’
by the motoring public — and by its power
and mileage performances.
Beaulieu & Harrel, Cottage Grove
Billie Hall Service Station, Cottage Grove
Bunge’s Service Station, Cottage Grove
C. E. Burkett, Divide
Cottage Grove Service Station, Cottage Grove
W. J. Woods, Prop.
W. M. Hill, Curtin
C. L. Madden, Curtin
Motor Inn Service Station, Cottage Grove
Service Garage, Cottage Grovo
Long & Cius^ii, A’lvpj.
C. H. Woods, London
’.Vcodr in Brothers, Cottage urovu
enger» on Board Tell of
Sensational Events.
e.—Mutiny on the high seas.
< and Chinese pirates were
ty
anioi
. e experience« which the lust
yeai allotted Fred N. Troup, first offi
cer of the Uve-ma«ted schooner Tseng
Eid, which, flying the flag of the Chi
nese rep bile, has been docked here
load
’.er.
T;
hose home Is at Puyullup,
Wui'b u r Seattle, signed last sum-
nier -is
st officer on the American
sell». O'-i- Levi W. Ostrander. When
her n i>e was changed to Tseng Tai
and i bin . se took over the vessel,
Troii!' bcviiin® master.
On n voyage the sAooner ran Into
a tj, i.o n, which «ent her fleeing for
safe
under bare masts.
On i second voyage to Foochow, the
schooner touched at the port of Quun-
tow. While It was lytng at anchor
Chinese bnndlts appeared.
“The Danish chief mate and I were
the only white men aboard,” recalled
Troup. “Each of us had an automatic.
I fired 22 times. Some fell; I couldn't
count how many.
“My Chinese crew of 28 were caught
In their quarters and three wer« slain.
We managed to get In a motorboat
nnd escape.’’
Later they regained their ship,
which the pirates had deserted after
removing everything portable.
The Tseng Tai wa« refitted and held
under the admiralty oourts while sal-
vnge claim« were contested. Under a
new ownership Troup went to Puget
sound with her as first officer, On
the way the crew mutinied, but the
trouble was quelled and the rnen re-
sponsible for It were put In lrons to
be delivered to the police at Van-
couver, B. O.
Boston.—Untouchability obtain* In
the most acute form In Kerala, popu
larly known a* Malabar, tn southern
India. Here there are Nayadle«. whose
very sight will pollute a high-class
Hindu; Parayas who have to stand at
a distance of a furlong or more, and
Pulayas of different grade«, who have
to stand at distance« varying from 100
to 200 feet.
There are also numerous other
castes, who have to keep different dis
tances In respect of the different
castes, and every one of the»e caste«
observes both untouchability and un-
approachablllty In respect of one or
more of the remaining caste«, says a
correspondent from Bombay.
Of late there has been a general
awakening to the fact that India can
not rise In the scale of nations with
out the removal of untouchability,
which places a ban on 70,000,000 of her
people.
The problem Is of great magnitude
and does not admit of any eaBy solu
tion, the evil being widespread and
deep-seated.
Some national workers
have, however, addressed themselve«
to the removal of this Iniquitous prac
tice from Malabar, and recently con
vened a public meeting where a com
mittee, known as the Kerala untouch
ability committee, was formed.
THESE DEALERS
RED CROWN GASOLINE
WILL SERVE YOU
Geo. Mote, Cottage Grove
I
!ESE SHIP FACES
(ATES AND MUTINY “ One
70 Million» Under Ban
of “Caste»” in India
For example, in the last Los Angeles-
Yosemite Ecbnomy Run, ordinary stock cars
made from 18 miles to 29 miles per gallon of
"Red Crown” over a strenuous 414 mile
course. Performance! Economy! You’ll always
be glad if you use "Red Crown”.
Pete Marketta, Comstock
C. B. Maxwell, Curtin
LITTLE
C
i
GIRL
KNEW
SHEEP.
B“8t
A young city woman went out to
teach a country school. The class
in arithmetic was before her.
She said:
“Now, children, if there are ten
«beep on one side of a wall and
one jumps over, how many shet-p
will bo left!”
Then up piped a little towhead*
cd daughter of a farmer:
“No sheep, teacher; no .sheep.’’
“Oh; oh!” cried the young city
woman reproachfully.
“You ar
not so stupid as that! Think ugum.
if there were ten sheep on one side
of the wail and one sheep jumped
over, nine sheep would be left.
Don’t you see that-’’
“No! no! no!’’ persisted the
child. “If one sheep jumped over
all the others would jump after.
My father keeps sheep.”
Then, seeing the puzzled look on
the teacher’s face, the little tow-
head explained very apologetically,
“ You know ’rithmetie, but I know
sheep. ’ ’—< Charleston News.
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ÍT
Charming New Fall Coats
Here -at Umphrey & Mackin’s
Characterized by the tendency toward
simplicity, these coats forecast with abso
lute correctness the mode that is and which
will be this autumn and fall. In their very
plainness lies their charm, emphasized by
contrasting- color composition buttons and
slight trimming features which are used
with splendid taste.
Fabrics, too, are highly interesting
which, in conjunction with the varied styles
and attractive price range, presents to ev
ery woman the opportunity to make a dis
tinguished choice within her means of ex
‘penditure.
The Perfect Salesman.
“This car isn’t much for looks,
but for a 100 percent American
wno loves to spend a pretty Sunday
with his family amon^ the grade
crossings, ours is the only one.
Our deaiers report that in owner
.esis with the 20th Century am!
Bioadway Limiteds after the gates
are down, our car lost only once,
and that time the driver misjudged
.he distance by ten and one-halt
feet. At least, the doctor who at
leaded him thought lie said ten and
a half.
“Other machines may last longer
and offer a better price, but if
you are looking for the best cai
for Sunday motoring, the one that
will give your fimily mid friends
ihe most thrills, especially nt hidden
crossings where the sport is keen-
est, you wili take oura. You iiiuj
use my fountain pen.’’—McReady
Huston in Life.
Knew Her Bible Better.
A certain judge once had tin-
table* neatly turned on him by his
wife. They had been to church
and after the service she and se\
ial other women stood in the aisle
discussing topics of feminine into
est. Tho judge was quite annoyed
at their doing so and on the way
home he remarked ungraciously;
“Do you know you chattering
women reminded me of Balaam’.-
ass blocking the way?”
“Oh, no dear; you are mis
uken, ” returned his wife calmly.
“It was the angel that blocked the
way of the ass. ’ ’—Boston Transcript.
All of out- coats bear the famous “Palm
brand label. We invite you to have a
look and try-on of these this week. The
price range is—
NEW STAMPED GOODS
Wo want you to sec our new
assortment of stamped towels,
pillow cases, scarfs, lunch
cloths and napkins. Como to
day.
THE QUALITY STORE-Gooo
service
WOMEN’S PUMPS AND
OXFORDS. 83.95 PR.
Fifty pairs seasonable styles
and good size range.
You
will like them at this low-
price.
J
Sambo—“ Mandy, kin I kiss you!’’
Three thousand peoplo read Tho
Mandy—“Piggly Wiggly.”
Once a friend of Mark Twain’s
Sentinel each week. What have
you
mean, you to toll this vast throng!
Sambo — ‘ ‘ What
was conversing with him regarding
a terrible affliction of a person honey?’’
yo
’
self.
”
—Ex.
Mandy — ‘ ‘ Help
kno^n to them both. The friend
said,
Watch the label on*your paper.
“Can _ you iniagine
_
anything
Consolation, Anyhow,
worse than having diphtheria and
Ho—“Dearest, will you marry scarlet
fever nt the same time!”
me? ’ ’
“Yes,” replied Mark, “I can
She—“John, I can’t marry you. easily imagine some things worse
but I shall always respect your than that—for instance, rheuma
good taste.”—Witt.
tism and St. Vitus’s dance.”
IMPERIAL
Sand for Railroad*’ Sgf rty Co '
Miliior.s Tearly
B arber S hop
Quick Work
with
CENOL
AMT DECTROYER
The Guy Is Right
Sergeant Short—‘ * How do you
oxeeute the command ‘halt’?”
A sure cure for the ant nui
While big figures lire used it •••!!'
Private—‘ ‘ When the officer, says
sance. Sprinkle CENOL A^P"
tl»e cost of safety to tin raii" ,i. . t
' Halt, ’ you bring the foot that’s
DESTROYER in their rudM^
amazing item to the
.«<■ t«ir
on the ground to the side of the
and ants go for good—posi
foot that’s in the air and remain
the amount spent for
id. Foui •
Barber work in general ;
tively kill« them in 3 minute«.
arc required for every mile of : id in motionless.”
special attention to children.
Sold by
the United States, according to th.
engraving, steel
figures of one trunk line with l. '.'b die Lithographing,
KEM’S for DRUGS
work. The Sentinel’s live wire |^630 Main P. S. Bukowski, Prop.
miles of track. As this road is in the print shop is the place.
K
Cenol Agency
middle west and south. v.L
moi
tains are not encountered the Iqi.u
given io regarded as cons<rvion.
Tin c •st of putting tlie sand iide i
engine box is placed at $2.50 a ton i.
'an average minimum. For al! tl.
roads, the yearly cost is estini. ti-i id
$2,637,070. For the n t part
vin
Tennessee’» Broom Plant
is brought from river bottoms and
dried by waste steam at the round
for Blind a Success house.
Nashville, Tenn.—The state of Ten
e e e
nessee employs seventy blind person« ([There are now 145,000 radio set« on
In the manufacture of broom«.
the farms throughout the country
The state’s broom factory for the ■which receive crop reports front 15f
blind Is located on property In the government wireless stations, accord
vicinity of the main stnte prison, at iag to recent estimates.
Nashville, and every employee, ex
cept the truck driver, engaged In this
Alarm Clock Feed« Poultry
work is blind.
There are about fifteen women among
and Turns on Lights
the workers, and some have married
Poultry can bo supplied with grair
blind men who are employed In the automatically at any desired tim«
factory and reside In the factory aet- from a feeder operated by an alarm
tlement.
clock. The apparatus scatters the ma
The Industry has a capacity of 100 terial in proper amounts over a 20-
dozen brooms n day. Is operated nt a
foot space. insuring tho fowls sufficient
profit to the state under the super- •xereise in gathering it. A switch at
vision of the commissioner of Instltu- tachment can also be made to turn
Ilona, nnil the employees are paid a
electric lights on and off without in
living wage for their services
terfering with the feeding mechanism
The brooms are placed on the
The device can be hunsto the ceil tri
market alongside the products of
of a roep or placed over a yard •_
other factories, and find ready sale.
designed to do Rway with much o
ECAUSE Balloon ( um-Dipped Cords reduce your repair
The Industry nlso operates n rug
care reotiired from .
bills and lower fu I cost», increase tint mileage, car life
weaving and a mattress-cleaning de
rimmed ;<at it »«n I
and the resale value of your can
partment. all of which affords an op
for work in a few i
portunity for making provision for
These are strong atet ements but are backed by actual facta.
many who otherwise would become
wards of the state.
Balloon-equipped test cars and taxicabs have now been
driven over 5,300,000 miles, under Firestone supervision and
show reduction in fuel consumption, and less delay, because
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of fewer punctures and quicker starts and stops.
We Bob, Curl and
Dve Hair
NOW-
It’s Economy to Trade
Your Old Tires For
FULL-SIZE
WRIGLEYS
Heroine Carries Out
Aged Woman in Fire
T- A K
1 1 i I
A n Tk
kiXU
JTY
COMPANY
ew York.—Mrs. George F.
Neill, eighty, alone In her apart
ment on the top floor of a
smoke-filled seven story build
ing at 40 West Fifty-seventh
street, was brought to the street
In safety when Mrs. Margaret
Cummings, another tenant, ran
the automatic elevator to Mrs.
Neill’s floor and carried the aged
woman, half unconscious Into
the fresh air.
Baseball games tn Central
park were deserted and hun
dreds of persons «trolling «long
Fifth avenue rushed to th« acene
when fire apparatus arrived tn
response to two alarms.
While lines of hose were being
run to the roof. a woman wa«
«sen calmly unoklng n cigarette
la a window of one of the lower
apartments. Rhe remained these
undisturbed.
After Every Meal
It’s the longest-lasting
confection you can buy
-and it’s a help to di
gestion and a cleanser
tor the mouth
and teeth.
Wrlgley’a means
bene II l as well as
pleasure.
Many leading automobile makers have standardized on
these full-size Baboons—pioneered by Firestone and made
practical and economical through the special Firestone
gum-dipping process.
Over 100,000 motor sts are today using and enjoying the
satisfaction of genuine, full-size Balloon Gum-Dipped Corda.
In fact, in three m nths the sales of Firestone Balloon
Gum-Dipped Cords increased 590%.
Have your car equipped now—for comfort and for the
safety of driving this F 11 «nd Winter. Be prepared for mud
holes, frozen ruts, dar -rous snow and ice We can equio
your car immediately at the new low prises now tn effect.
MOST MILES PER DOLLAR
WOODSON BROTHERS, Cottage Grove
BUNGE S SERVICE STATION, Cottage Grove
WOODSON MOTORS, Creswell
J. H. KIRK, Dorena
AMERICA SHOULD PRODUCE ITS OWN RUBBER