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PAGE FOUR ituttuflc <6rove Sentinel A Weekly Newspaper With Plenty of Backbone -Publishers Bede & Smith- .... „..Editor Elbert Bede A first-class publication entered at Cottage Grove as second-class matter Business Office____ 55 North Sixth SUBSCRIPTION RATES One year.... .$2.25 I Three months 65c Six months« 1.15 I Single copy— 5c Member of National Editorial Association Oregon State Editorial Association Oregon Newspaper Conference Lane County Publishers ’ Association THURSDAY, JANUARY 31, 1924 CURFEW SHALL RING AGAIN. dren, but its greatest force for good may be in remiudiug some I parents that they have children to whom they must give attention. Enforcing the curfew law is not going to be popular with some chil dren, nor with some parents, but tho chances uro that its enforce meat will spread and that we will in tho future have less jazz und more of the things that will be of some value to our future men und women. It’s about time that something like this happened, which will be admitted by many of the youngsters who merely w unted to be doing what others will be doing. it is even possible that public sentiment will take such a turn that it will demand that cigarettes bo refused to school children. In these jazz days children who wish them Bevm to have no difficulty in getting them and very few parents of children who smoke the pills seem to care, for no effort is being made to have tho law enforced which prohibits selling or giving cigarettes to minors. ^HINGS WE THINK Thing« Other! Think and What W< Think of lha Thing! Othori Think What the World Is Doing (Popular Mechanics Magasine.) j --------------------------------------- ♦ « 4' .d- » ■ Men and women do not use so Sun’s Rays Make Alarm many superlatives after they have Clock of Cannon been married a year. • • • Sunlight is lulled upon to inform A dark brown taste in the mouth ’lie residents of a community in south ia never doue in water colora. ern Europe when high noon has ar rived, by setting oil the charge in a Many a successful man has be- come so from making use of the ideas of those who were afraid to try them out for themselves. • • • We would rather be handed air any day than given the shoulder. The makings of a cigarette often the unmaking of the user. The pendulum lias started to swing backward. The younger gen Some sinners who refuse to give oration has exhibited its initiative up their street car seats to ladies and has run us ragged, with the may be glad to get standing room boast that something much better in heaven. cannon. Fixed to the piece is a small would come of youngsters that lens that focuses the rays on the knew no restraint than from young there was We did not suppose touchhole of the gun in such a way BRAINS NOT MADE IN store that were reared us was the in Russia anything to make living GERMANY. that they do not reach the powder generation that is grown. The boast attractive until reading the other until the sun s position is directly in has not been fulfilled und it has be- day that they send book agents to A few days ago national guard line with a tiny opening. The sup corno plain that permitting young officers of Multnomah county re Siberia. • • • ports of the “alarm” are arranged to stors to roam the streets at will aud fused to wear government insignia to set their own hours for seeking A woman who wouldn’t wear a adjust it to the light beams at the tho homo fireside has proved the which bore tho trademark that once last . year ’s hat to save herself same time every day of the year. added to tho value of goods, * ‘ Made worst kind of a fizzle. Tho older from puragatory is just porverse Often the device fails to work because generation is again taking things in Germany.” enough to marry a man who of cloudy skies that prevent sufficient Now what do you think of that! in liund and the ambitious young I couldu’t buy her a new hat if it heat from reaching it to ignite the Hero is our government patroniz store who would give us a taste of would keep her out of purgatory. explosive. The hours are indicated ing a foreign country for goods the new jazz lifo uro to be re on a clocklike dial. that could be made as well or bet It takes a lot of clothes to court st ruined. • * • ter at home. and marry a girL First, you have Curfew luws are again being en Those whom wo recently defeated to pay suit, then you have to suit Greyhound Is Speed Demon forced. Cottago Grove put its into of Animal Kingdom effect some time ago. Now Port by forco of arms are now making her, and you have to address her land follows suit. Tho judge of the insignias for the army clothes of papa in language clothed with Through a series of recently com those who defeated them. you diplomatic verbiage. Then juvenile court in Portland has stat Our guardsmen were asked to huve to have a wedding suit, and pleted tests, the speediest animals are ed that the law will be enforced goods made by those whom if you find you are unsuited you reported to have been determined as to the letter and that children un wear they never considered a fair ene get a law suit. follows: the greyhound, race horse, attended by parent or guardian my. • • 4» prong-horned antelope, hare, Texas will not bo permitted on tho streets wonder Germany lost the war, Two cat clubs have gotten into jackrabbit, common fox, coyote, fox after 9 o’clock. No special permits if No it showed no more common souse a scrap over the use of the name hound and gray wolf. The records will be issued to any, ho says. It than it does now. “Cat Club” which both have ap will be up to parents to see that then It was a thick-skulled idiot when propriated. We suggest that the were made by noting the number of their children uro attended or that it thought bounds made by each animal in a tho Americans wouldn ’ t matter be referred to the kennel given space of time, by means of a they are off the streets. fight. It is us thick-skulled now club for adjudication. Tho enforcing of the law will be when stop watch, and then measuring the • • • it thinks Amorican soldiors of benefit, no doubt, to tho chil- will wear tho ‘ ‘ Made iu-Germuny ” if they were length of the leap. The greyhound, it Many men act as if boas! on its clothing. If Gorman “so many” that we u.__ should ’ think was ascertained, can travel a short manufacturers were at all keon of their wives would feel as if they distance at 35 miles an hour, about intellect they would for many years had committed bigamy. four miles an hour faster than the leave that “Made-in-Gcrmany ” hare. None of those studied, however, stamp off of any products which Politics is a disease, says a can keep up their speed for any con they wish to dispose of in coun learned doctor. The only cure is tries of their former enemies, or to make the patient a vermiform siderable distance, although the fox and wolf can beat either the grey which tho government may wish to appendix to some job. hound or race horse In thia reaped. use in paying its reparations ac • • • count. Frogs make good base bait, but Evidently brains are not made in tho human croakor attracts noth of the moving “shelves” can be pushed Germany. ing but suckers. to the pruwageways for loading and • • • returned to position in a few moments Wo wouldn’t object to Rockfoller Owing to the ease with which they In the little town of Bethlehem, tho birthplace of the Savior, Ameri pouring oil upon the waters if he can be moved, hand power alone is can relief is caring for nearly 100 didn’t turn around and palm tho required. Attendants are also re children who celebrated Christmas mixture off for • gasoline. • • lieved of the trouble of manipulating in an orphanage there; in Nazareth, All who g give up , meat during _ cars to guide them into stalls of whore the Nnvior spent most of his life, nearly 100 children are being Lent this year will find on balanc crowded garages. • * * trained us carpenters through Ameri ing their bauk account that the *— can relief funds, the shop in which Lord has duly rewarded them for A Novel Dairy Farm tho work is done being across the the sacrifice. • • • Milking and feeding go together, street from tho reputed shop of Music hath charms to sootho the and therefore provision should be Joseph and Jesus. Tho Savior, who said “Suffer savage breast—or to bring out the inaile to milk and feed at the same little children to como unto mo,’’ savage in the ordinary peaceable must look with satisfaction upon citizen. see this great and good work being Your sins may not find you out— carried forward in the vicinity but you will never lost sight of where ho spoko those words. them. because when they used to see Eugene Register: The other night wear armor, they thought it Thore are a lot of things we want the University of Oregon and the safe to remove the helmet when University of Idaho held an impor to know that we ’re better off talking with a friend. This taut debate and tho Register re not knowing. action, a compliment, passed ceived not a single call for infor The sensationalists are right, into our custom of raising the mation as to tho result. Tho next mice of Japanese aro coming to hat. Customers compliment, UN night there was an insignificant country—and are solving the basketball game and this office was on swamped with requests for the score, vant problom. • • • time. A novel dairy bam. which i: l’ossibly that helps to oxplain why Chief Justice Taft has a double, arranged to permit this, is shown in athletic coaches get more pay than the newB dispatches say. Well, the drawing. College presidents. The hay manger is located above there’s enough of him for two, any ASPIRIN TABLETS tho heads of the cows so that they way. • • • Wasted. have to reach up a trifle to pull the because they gain from them When the Money doctor arrived he found Some politicians make their mark hay out; the bottom has a row of <4- safe relief from colds, grippe tho putieut iu tears. —but the voter makes the one that in iron bare to allow this. A hay ‘ ‘ Cheer up, my good man, ’ ’ he really counts. and headache. manner of this type has the advan • • • “you’ll pull through all tage of containing enough hay to last Absolutely true aspirin, tab said; right.” It’s peculiar that we can’t get the cows for a number of days. The lets so skillfully made that “ ’Tisn’t that, doc,” groaned the advice from those from whom we their beneficial action begins patient; “but just think of the would appreciate it and always get trap door of the hay manger hangs ird on chains and can be pushed in 15 seconds. Highest purity, money I’ve spent buying nipples to it from those from whom we don’t out« back into vertical position whenever keep you away. ” - — Harvard Lam want it. never irritate or burn. necessary, as in cold or stormy poon. One of *200 l*urete«t prepara Silence is goldon, they say. Some weather. folks have been well paid for hoop The grain manger is of the ordinary tions. Every item the best that Impossible. admit. type, except that it is much larger and skill and conscience can pro Prof: You should think of the ing quiet, we must • • • future. also lower. Both mangers can be duce. An Iowa girl secured a husband Youth: I can’t. It’s my girl’s tilled from the outside, from a wagon by a message written on an egg. birthday and I’ve got to think of Even matrimony is becoming some- or truck, the surplus hay being tempo the present. rarily stored on the roof, ready to be what of a shell Ijame. raked into the manger when needed. Most folks think they could run Another interesting feature of this Human beings are said to emit a 7A«? Drug Sforo a newspaper—but most of them are _____ ________ dairy ham is the chain cow tie, which certain amount of light. In the wise enough not to try it. olden days of witchcraft they used is an improvement oo the stanchions to make torches out of the human usually used, as the cows have greater body. freedom to move their heads around, • • • ths bars permitting the ohain to be An Indiana cigaret fiend is not sensitive to the pricking o( needles moved up and down, but preventing mid pins. Needles and pins have the cows from moving backward. no terrors to the person who does Th« Seat of the Trouble. not recoil from coffin nails. Instructor: Now, that’s no way to REGULAR PRICE IN A CLEAN-UP SALE OF ODDS Folks talk so much about woman ride. Yon are standing erect in refusing to tell her age—but how your stirrups. Y’ou sat in the saddle AND ENDS OF HIGH GRADE many men do you know who will correctly yesterday. Pupil: Ves, 1 did yesterday. And tell their ages right off the bat that’s why I’m sitting like this to with no hemming mid hawing! day. A Duluth clergyman says modern Randy Riddle Says man is an improvement upon Adam. What is it every burglar takes Old Adam must have been a mon- BEGINNING SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 2 key, sure enough! first when he enters a house! Answer: A chance. ENDING SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 9 himself Tho nua who can express u.w of emphatically without the NOTICTH TO CREDITORS profanity usually has a pretty good sized vocabulary. In the matter of the estate of Mary Alice DesLartes, deceased. When you meet a man who has Notice is hereby given that Elmer had both eyes bilaekened. bo care Roy PeaLarzes has been by the ful how you advise him to look ’ for * County Court of the State of Ore th< silver lining. gon in and for lane County, Ore DOUBLE KEYS gon. appointed administrator of the Tho writer who says the hoochi estate of Mary Alice Dealmrse*. will be allowed on purchases of sale stationery. More koochi dance is not refined i» deceased, and that all persons roons hav- hav keys and more paper for less money it’s worth while. ' pretty nonrly stating the naked ing claim* estate are i truth. present the notified to • • • verified to the said administrator » » player wius bride, “Star ball at Cot tai ige Grove, Oregon. within bride to be six niontl ths from the 3rd dav of says a daily. The “ miad that a star should bear in ------ Janna ary, r 1924. «layer doesn't win many man; laurels ELMER ROY DESLARZES. langiug around “ home. ” Administrator of the estate of Cottage Gros* C. J. Kam • • Marr Alice DeeLaraea. deceased «th and Main Prop. We presume hay fever is a H. J. SHINN, I disease peculiar to grass widow a Attorney for Administrator. J3-31C I ® 'S Giving the Telephone Life your thought goes your voice may go. You can talk across the conti nent as if face to face. Your tele phone is the latch to open for you any door in the land. There is the web of wires. The many switchboards. The maze of apparatus. The millions of telephones. All are parts of a country-wide mechanism for far-speaking. The equipment has cost over two billion dollars, but more than equipment is needed. herever W There must be the guardians of the wires to keep them vital with speech-carrying electrical currents. There must be those who watch the myriads of tiny switchboard lights and answer your commands. There must be technicians of every sort to con- struct, repair and operate, A quarter of a million men and women arc united to give nation-wide telephone service, With their brains and hands they make the Bell System live. do men Hell System elr One Policy • One System Universal Service One-third Off Box Stationery KEM’S for DRUGS I Better Service Casus Belli. Maybe the Daily Dozen. A Rat That Didn’t Smell AftM History lecturer: Can any of you | Johnny: Huh, I bet you didn’t Being Dead for Three Months*, tell me what makes the Tower of have a good time at your birthday "Irwtar It wudisd threemonthi.” writes Mr. J. Pisa lean! Sykee (N.J). “I isw this nt every day: put sous Fat girl in front row: I don’t party yesterday. Rat-Snip behind a barrel. Mouthsalterwardi. my Willie: That’s all you know about wife locked behind the barrel. There it wee- dead.-J know or I would take some myself. kal-Snap Mils 1» three aim (or lie. 05c, 11 23. it Johnny: Then why ain’t you sick Soldudgwuuedby It seems almost wrong for some today! people to be always right. KEM ’8 FOR DRUGS. Ke in’s for Drugs r And All Directed Towards same duly