(Jottage Ärare Sentinel isn’t the complaint of a large num ber of people that the legisalture acts upon so many things that its A Weekly Newspaper With Plenty members do not understand* It is of Backbone not plain how people who would imously upon gin. ” not inform themselves could be ex Bede A Smith. ...Publishers • • • Mrs. Jones States She Suffered ........ -Editor Elbert Bede..... to act more intelligently than and pected State Capitol, Salem, Ore. Jan. I From Colds, Rheumatism can legislators under the same con A first-class publication entered at i 19.—It was only a coincidence, but I Stomach Trouble—Tanlac Over ditions. Cottage (Trove as second-claim matter Representative Campbell was absent j comes Trouble. from the joint session when Prohi- I Business Office...... .55 North Sixth bition Commissioner __ ........ .... __ _ the I “Tanlac helped me so much two addressed members of tho legislature. He may fear" ago that I wouldn t think of . have concluded . . . that .________________ ' ..Li... — — u... t I don t SUBSCRIPTION RATES as an emblem taking anything ..i else when _ ‘ said Mrs. Jennie Jones, Ons year__ 42.26 I Three months i___ ,____ 65c of the "drys” he needed nothing £*ght, Six months.. .. 1.16 I Single copy 5c j 618 E. Pico St., Los Angeles, Calif., Think <rf th. Thuig. OtMr. ThM more. , u. she purchased a bottle of the Member of | nr-cdicine at the Owl Drug Store re Representative Keeney objected to National Editorial Association When you hear that something’s Oregon State Editorial Association putting up to the peoplo the propo cently. “Indigestion kept me in misery going on you can expect something sition of giving the legislators a Oregon Newspaper Conference Lane County Publishers ’ Association rise in salary. He says he is willing several years. It was so bad I to be pulled off. to come down and serve for noth couldn’t eat meat or anything sour, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1923 ing, that the pleasure repays him and gas on my stomach after eating NOT A VERY HEARTY MEAL. A Vermont man, the dispatches for the trouble—and he was serious was simply awful. On top of that I had neiir-ilgia all on one side of say, swallowed his own brains and in making the remark. USE THE WASTE BASKET. my face and I was fearfully ner is now in a serious condition. We red ARROW SPECIAL vous. I was so run-down I took cold know a lot of people who could At least one member of the houes easily and had a terrible time all swallow their brains with no more Cottage Grove citizens sometimes RED ARROW SPECIAL WOMEN’S WINTER WEIGHT find in their mail a mysterious thinks that too much legislation is winter. ill effects than would come from MEN'S DRESS SHIRTS, $2.69 UNION SUITS “chain letter,” usually one contain being enacted for the dairy bull. He “I started taking Tanlac when I swallowing a spoonful of warmed- ing a special prayer for happiness, thinks that the bull should stand read about it in the paper. In a over porridge. Regular $1.25 values now. ....89c or good luck, or something equally on his own feot and when he saw short time I could eat anything • • • Here is a shirt sale that no man Regular $1.95 values now $1.29 as foolish, and along with it a one being transported through the without any trouble afterwards. Thu of this community who needs new Hard work is claimed to be good Regular $2.25 values now. $1.69 threat that bad luck will pursue capital streets in a wagon he re neuralgia left me, too, and I gained education for a young man—but few Bhirts of this better quality can them if they don’t write a similar marked that members of the legis weight. Regular $3.50 values now. $2.95 I think Tanlac “ ‘ is just care for a post graduate eourse. afford to miss. They are regular • • • letter to three of their acquaint lature who can’t afford taxis for splendid.” Regular $3.75 values now.... $3.25 to $4.50 values—fast colors. unces. In other words, they are thomselves should not provide them NOTHING FOR NOTHING. Tanlac is for sale by all gOOtl threatened with dire things if they for the purebred livestock of the druggists. The people never get anything “break the chain.” The nuisance state. Over 35 million bottles sold. f2 they don’t pay for. Every piece of RED ARROW SPECIAL has started up again in this country, legislation in the interest of the One of the statements made at RED ARROW SPECIAL ONE LOT WOMENS OUTING and Uncle Bam has sent out a warn musses adds a little more to the tax ing to pay absolutely no attention the hearing upon the ice cream bills pectation of returning Monday roll in its operation. GOWNS, 75c BOYS’ TWO-PIECE KNICKER to such letters. They usually spring was that to increase the butterfat ready for business. • • * Outing gowns for women at. the from the mind of some thoughtless, content of ice cream would be to The only way some people will SUITS, $7.45 Representative Lewis, who likes a ever make the world better is to above price is a real bargain when irresponsible busybody who hasn't make the delicacy heating, instead sense enough to know that unless of cooling. The gay Lothario who good joke, probably pulled one to leave it. one considers that 3^ to 4 yards These suits for boys are high « • • the chain was broken there isn’t fed his flapper ice cream would day without realizing it. He said, are required to make a gown at quality suits which sell regularly enough men in the postal depart simply increase her desire instead of “This bill won’t hurt me but it Gray hairs have a hard time find- will hurt some of you honest peo ing lodging above the mind 20c a yard. ment to handle this class of foolish satisfying her appetite. at from $10 to $12.50. Sizes are • • • ple.” letters and nothing else. Don’t be does not worry. not complete in all patterns but • • • skeptical enough to give the “chain Raymond Veatch, of Cottago there is a good range of sizes RED ARROW SPECIAL Something happened to the airline letter” a second thought. Drop it Grove, located at Albany with the Sowing wild oats is not part from 8 to 16 years. ONE LOT OF CHILDREN’S into the waste basket—and it you Standard Oil company, was a visitor of the train that was bringing the the back to-the-land movement. « « • haven’t a waste basket the kitchen here Tuesday. He professed to be legislators back from Corvallis, caus OUTING GOWNS, 59c stove will answer just as well. interested in legislation before the ing a delay of half an hour oh more. NEW SUICIDE ROUTE. Just to close out while the chilly Probably the passengers furnished house which would regulate autorno- A candidate for tho legislature RED ARROW SPECIAL weather is with us is the reason Corvallis Gazette Times: A Cot , bile spooning, but it was noticeable so much air that the pipe line could Pennsylvania said he was going tage Grove student has written a that the stenographer for the Linn not stand the pressure. “bust” the ring or die. We wonder for above low price on outing MEN’S FUR FELT HATS, $3.95 number of newspapers asking them county delegation was absent from whether tho funeral was largely at gowns for children. Sam Veatch Sr., native of Cottage tended. what they think of the primary. her post of duty during the time Real rabbit fur felt hats are these Grove and one of the oldest conduc • • • Owing to the regulations against that Mr. Veatch was in the city. tors on the Southern Pacific, is tak • « • and the styles and colors are most sending profanity through the mails, It docs not necessarily follow that RED ARROW SPECIAL none of them has been making an The bill introduced with the ob- ing a month off and enjoying him a man witn water on the brcin is desirable and pleasing. None of ONE LOT WOMEN’S MUSLIN self attending the sessions. accurate reply. u “ soak. ” joct of prohibiting the operation of them are regularly priced at less GOWNS, 79c motor vehicles by deaf persons than $4.50. See window. State Capitol, Salem, Ore., Jan. Why is it so easy to get rid of states that persons not in possession Women will be pleased with thii of all their faculties shall not be 30.—The first real forensic fray of money while a toothache sticks offering because the gowns are permitted to operate such vn'iiuW. 'he session is billed to be pulled off around forever* • • good quality muslin and long The stenographers are lobbying Thursday following return from the RED ARROW SPECIAL against the bill havilg been in junket to Eugene. The Hall super EVERYBODY WORKS BUT DAD. cloth and this sale comes right consolidation bill is on the boards A woman with a family of ehil formed that it would inhibit auto By Elbert Bede, in advance of the spring and sum MEN’S THREE-FOURTHS Where are the banquots that have spooning and probably would sub in the senate and there will be a dren often does her own housework mer season. pyrotechnical oratory of no mean and thereby saves her husband the joct any young man from taking WOOL UNION SUITS, $3.25 featured muny sessions* Where is the cup that cheers that for a ride any girl whose skirts proportions before it is known money with which he hires help to has been so prominent in many see might not fully cover her lower whether there are enough votes to do the work he could just as well do Marked on the label 75 per cent RED ARROW SPECIAL himself if he worked as hard as his limbs, which might lead to distrac put it over. sions* wool with the manufacturer’s In the house the Bailey-Huston WOMEN'S HIGH QUALITY wife. Not a lobby of any kind has pro tion of the attention of the driver guarantee. These suits are the DRESS SHOES, $4.25 posed a banquet. Not a lobby of upon the road ahead, or such a law bill to prevent aliens from holdiug Some men like to imagine that right weight for late spring wear. any kind has had a drink to offer. might bo even construed to mean real estate is expected to open the — including black and brown calf floodgates. It is the first bill on their wives abuse them — and others than any young couple could not No one can givo definite informa Regular $4.50 value. and kid shoes with medium and tion ns to where may bo fonnd an go out for a spin and remain in the calendar nnd is followed by No. don’t have to imagine it. 38, which would prohibit the em low military heels. Regular $5 oasis in the desert. Those known possession of their normal senses. ployment of any but American citi • • • What would some people do if to have unerring mstinct in locating to $6.50 values. zens upon public works. There is a others weren’t making mistakes that anything liquid are suffering with —^presentativo late may be only RED ARROW SPECIAL throat trouble. The situation is doing it unintentionally, but he is possibility that the two houses needed criticizing* • • • might consume the entire day upon terrible. getting off some good ones, whether MEN’S HIGH QUALITY DRESS RED ARROW SPECIAL At ' any rate the TABLOID EFFORT. The Marion, where have been | intentional or not. Today ho said, these measures. Z real QUILTS AND COMFORTERS An Oregon biddy laid an egg SHOES, $4.65 held so many famous banquots and I “There is not a lawyor in this orators wilt havo their first the lime- within an egg. In these frenzied parties of the past, is as noisy as house—there is not a lawyer in this opportunity to get into Regular $2.75 values now... $1.99 days even the hen feels compelled a backwoods hotol in the good old houso—’’ and before ho could finish light. a • Shoes in high quality and desir Regular $3.50 values now... $2.49 to compress much effort into as winter time. A few may draw the sentence a lawyer yelled, “Wo able styels are these. Black, and The bill whieh would provide for Regular $3.75 values now... $2.59 small a space as possible. their chairs up in a circle of an admit it, go ahead.’’ Later, in dis- ( ... inspector of cosmetics probably ccrdovan brown. Sizes 6 to 10. Regular $5.00 values now... ..$3.75 evening and while awny a few hours cussing a bill whieh referred to nn , is designed to solve the entire tax A person who doesn’t learn some Look them over today. talking in moderate tones of the what might happen hereafter, Lee ( Regular $5.50 values now... $4.25 things that are going to be, or that remarked that he would like to cut reduction tangle. Those huving cos thing every day is gradually be metic complexions probably will be coming a back number. have been, and there are no inter out the hereafter, and was informed ' ruptions, no mysterious winks by that lie would have nothing to do required to pay a moderate fee for GROCERY DEPARTMENT SPECIAL GROCERY DEPARTMENT SPECIAL such inspection. Strange as it may THE SADDEST WORDS OF someone who moves toward the ele with that. seem, very few of those of the fem TONGUE OR PEN • • • vator, no wise expression upon the OLYMPIC HARD WHEAT FLOUR, 35c canned fruits, including Preferred inine persuasion who are employes When you find that in some way part of those returning from upper Another one that Loo pulled dur- or attendants at the session would Stock brand peaches, pears and apri you manage lage to pay all the expenses floors of the hostelry. Any whito ing i per sack......................... $2 10 cots 12 can* for the debate today was that jus- $3.65 family, you can’t help ribboner might easily feel at home, i tices of tho peace don’t know much be affected by the provisions of of a growing family the bill. Very few drug store com but think you might have been a or they wouldn’t be justices. Speak plexions are on display here. John D. Rockefeller had you re That good old bourbon sometimes ing of these justices, a few years mained single and saved your masquerades ns sacramental bever ago a member of tho supreme court Representative Bailey arose at money. age was the statement made today was pulled up before a police judge his seat tuduy after Representative PLEASANT DREAMS FOR A BOY. by Kepresoutiitive Lewis, whoso in a little village for violation of When you were a little boy did house bill No. 24 would have put tho traffic laws. The police judge Wheeler had spoken for his high bill and remarked that he you ever ponder over the possibility some teeth into the prohibition law considered a moment und then ex school was ready to back his colleague. He which Lewis originally opposed. Mr. pounded as follows: “We judges stood there with most of his 260 of a watermelon seed taking root in THE QUALITY ST u RE- good service Lewis made this statement when have got to stick together. •• You pounds of avoirdupois exposed to your stomach and wonder how it would feel to be full of watermelon the bill was led up to the guillotine can go. ’ * view aud appeared ready to do a all the time* through au unfavorable committee .# • • good job of it. No one dared vote I report. Mr. Lewis did not tell the State Capitol, Salem, Ore., Jan. uguinst the bill after such a chal A woman can get more satisfac- is no species of whale with a throat story, but he probably wan thinking 25.—Senator J. 8. Magladry caught lenge. large enough to allow a man to pass tion out of earning a dollar than a of the two colored breohren who ap a severe cold during the junket to • • • through. We can’t agree with our man can out of earning ten. proached the dispensary and in Corvallis and wsh confined to his Assessor Herbert E. Walker of reverend friend. Man has an ex formed the superintendent thereof room yesterday and today. He went Lane county, was here today, being Count that day lost whose setting ceedingly small throat, yet many that they had come for their liquor home this afternoon with the ex- interested in the bill that would sun sees that kind deed whieh you millions of people have swallowed change the boundaries of Lane, Ben had planned to do still undone. both Jonah and the whale without • • • ton mid Lincoln counties and put 17= gagging or suffering any disagree them on section lines. In the olden able nausea. THE HEAVENLY TWINS days tho boundary was fixed by A St. Paul paper says: “St. Paul starting at a certain arbitrary point is 695 feet above sea level and Cupid strings the beau. and running directly west from about three lap« ahead of every there regardless of what might hap thing in sight.” The Minneapolis A limburger cheese manufacturer pen to section lines. Lane county inpers will probably retort that recently gave 6100,000 to charity. TR^ OLR LINK PORK SAUSAGE FOR SUNDAY proposes to give away over a sec Minneapolis is so far ahead of 8t. Talk about your tainted monoy! • • • tion of land and yet the other coun Paul that it did not come in ths BREAKFAST. SPECIAL FOR SATURDAY ONlA' ties ask Lane to bear the expense Saint’s range of vision. It ’8 a wonder why some curious • • • of an abstract of title. Mr. Walker one doesn *t ask how judicial proce PER ......... -............... 20c thinks the other counties should MAN SWALLOWS MORE THAN dure got such a misnomer. • • • bear tho expense of having some WHALE. thing given to them. A Methodist preacher says the The use of the new invention to DRESSED CHICKENS story of the whale swallowing Jonah foretell frost need not be restricted There has been something of a does» ’t seem probable because there to agricultural use. FREE DELIVERY ALL TIMES OF DAY stir heTe about extravagance in the hiring of clerks and stenographers MEDIEVAL METHODS. who do nothing during the session Farmers now longer plow with a to earn their salaries. Many of the crooked stick—but the farm machin clerks who do earn their salaries ery trust seems to be able to make are willing to have an investigation its crookedness stick. proceed, as they feel that weeding • • • out the incompetents would make No one has yet complained about Culver & Anderson, Proprietors i things better for them. Expert sten , leaving talk on the free list. Phone 46 ! ographers who notice that others I • « • who can not even operate a type | Some men don’t seem to realize it writer by the hunt and peck system ■ | but women like love letters as well getting the same wages as experts ! after marriage as before. quite naturally feel that they are being discriminated against aud' An exchange makes the statement can't be greatly blamed for uot G.ul “every time John D. breathes overexerting themselves when the he draws »29 60.” It might be add exertion ueeessary seems to be the ; ed that he breathes more rapidly kind with a “pull” attachment. of late years because of advanced age. A proposed law makes it a misdc meanor to injure or kill a person' None but the very selfish can en while in the pursuit of wild game., joy themselves all alone. Those proposing to injure or kill' auyone will take due nodes and *■ i Clothes do not make the chorus their injuring or killing nt some f girL other more appropriate time. • • • IMPORTANT IF TRUE. A senate resolution would require A university physics faculty re thnt a constitutional amendment eently demonstrated that the earth ran not be adopted except by a ma FRESH STOCK CIGARS. TOBACCO. CANDY ■till rotates on its axis. This will jority vote of all those voting at greatly relieve the great mental tho election at whieh tho amend •train many of us have been under meat is proponed. It is argued that •lace congress convened. nn amendment “should not be • • • adopted merely by a minority which A woman never provides for old i take« the trouble to inform itself.' ’ age. Says rj->. Winter Was were asked. The reply was: “The ___ r p. ‘ deacons done took a vote on the 1 ITTlfx Gt I 1 a Time of Dread proposition and we all decided unau , Watch for Red Arrow Specials During Month of February at Imphrey & Mackin’s they will save you money Here Are Some Real Bulls-eye Hits in Bargains □ > 9 z ¿Sidelights from Salem j| Quality Meats at the Quality Market Hospital Goods Everything the Doctor Orders for the use of the Nurse and the comfort of the Patient Quality Market WRIGLEYS ANNOUNCING THE OPENING OF We can supply you with every thing from simple first-aid con veniences to the exacting neces sities of the sick room. The Pastime Cigar Store KEM’S for DRUGS R- R. Meeks, Proprietor I 4