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VELVET JACKET WAS SYMBOL W # m by S tevenaon, A ccording t* W rite r, a s P ro te c t A g ain st th a T y ra n n y of F aahion. AS THE WORLD LOOKS AT IT ............... MIGHT BE MONARCH OR CAT .............. WON OVER ALL HANDICAPS T ru th , If P oor M orality, In Old G e n tle m an 's E x p la n atio n of E th ic s of T oday. Officiala of 8 panl*h Royal P alacso C arefu l In T h e ir In v e stig a tio n of S o u n d s a t N ig h t F am o u s E x p lo re r C o n q u srsd D isabil ities T h a t W ould H av* D au n ted Big M ajority of M ankind. T hu* g a lla n tly he a p p ea r* In my S e c re ta ry H oover sa id a t a lu n c h O ne day. so th e sto ry goes, a mem T h e beluted d e d ic atio n o f a m onu m lnd'k eye w hen I p a u se In re re a d in g eon In New Y o rk : b e r o f th e royal h o usehold of M udrld m ent to D r. K llslia K ent K une, once one of ht* hook* a n d auniinou up a “I.e t m e tell you a sto ry a b o u t old- h e a rd noises below . H e ro se and a fa m o u s A rctic e x p lo re r, la a re fa n ta am of the a u th o r— Kut>ert Loul* school m o ra ls— th e kind of m o ra ls ' w ent d o w n sta irs. m in d e r o f a n ach iev e m en t q u ite as S tevenson, g e n tle m a n a d v e n tu re r In w e’ve o u tgrow n. “ It m u st be th e c a t,” h e tho u g h t, re m a rk a b le ua a n y th in g th a t K ane life a n d letter* . Ids b row n ey es shin | “ ’Pop,* sa id a little boy, *tf I ateal tho u g h a s a ru le th e c a t w a s not p e r did to udd to th e sum o f know l In* In a sw a rth y f a te , hi* lean. Ion* ! a nickel out of y o u r pocket, th n t'a m ltte d to w a n d e r ab o u t th e p lace a t edge o f th e p o la r regions. T h is e n d u rln * body a d o rn ed w ith a black stealin g . Isn 't ItT w as his m aste ry of p h y sic al h a n d ic a p s Its discretio n . T h ey m ust h a v e f o r velvet Ja c k et, H enry Van D yke w rites " ’You b et It Is,' said th e little boy’a g o tte n to lock It up. S u ppose It w hich w ould h a v e d a u n te d nin ety - In S cribner'*, fa th e r, ‘a n d y ou'd go to Jail fo r It. sh o u ld w ak e th e k in g ! n in e m en In a h u n d re d . H e w as T h is c a riu e n t la no dla*ulse, but a too.’ F e a rfu l th o u g h t I C onceive th e royul p h y sically ao fra il th a t he w as u n sym bol. It is sh o rt, *o a s not to lin < “ ‘S u p p o se I b et a nickel on a gam e a n g e r! ab le to com plete hla stu d ie s a t col T h e otllclal h u rrie d th ro u g h pevle him w ith e n ta n g lln * tail*. It Is of e u c h re a n d won, th a t'» gam bling, th e d a rk pussages, und a t lu st tra c k e d le g e ; he com pleted his m edical e d u un co n v en tio n al, a* a p ro te st u*alnat i a in ’t It, p o p f c atio n a t hom e, becam e a su rg e o n In th e sou n d to th e puntry. th e ty ra n n y of fashion. H ut It I* o f j “ 'S u re la, aon, and you know w here "A h a —now I'v e got you I" he w h is th e navy, and w hile p h y slrln n o f the velvet, m ark you, to m atch a c e rta in gam bler*— w ind up— g allo w s o r poor- pered, a s h e opened th e door— a n d be A m erican leg a tio n a t P e k in g began nlcen esa of choice a n d p re fe re n c e of house, every tim e.’ held th e king ru m m a g in g a ro u n d fo r bta c a re e r a s a n e x p lo re r w hich b e a u ty —yes, a n d probably a touch of “ ’But, pop, sup|vose I c o rn ere d all food! m a rk e d him fo r fam e. It la le ss b ra v u ra In all Its w e are r'* v a g aries th e q u in in e In th e w orld, o r all th e If th e above sto ry Is not tru e . It Is know n th a n It o u g h t to be th a t hla T l* lik e th e sliv e r sp u rs, b road soiu- I chloroform , o r all the w h e at—som e a t le a st founded on fa c t, fo r th e king p o la r re sea rc h es, Im p o rta n t th o u g h b rero a n d *ay h a n d k e rc h ie f o f the th in g th e w orld c an ’t get along w ith o f S p a in som etim es feels h u n g ry In th ey w ere, c o n s titu te d only a sm all th o ro u g h b red cow boy—not an elem ent out, you know — a n d su p p o se I ra n H e succeed ed In of th e ihindlacal, b u t a trib u te to ro- > th e p rice u p a th o u sa n d p e r cent, or th e m iddle o f th e nig h t, und w hen th e p a r t o f hU w ork. p an g s becom e p o ig n an t, he se e k s royal descending Into th e c r a te r of th e T a a l m anor. S tra n g e th a t th e m ost genu- a m illion p e r cent, w h a t w ould th a t Joints, a s you o r I w ould seek th e hum volcano, th o u g h se v e ra l able-bodied to e o f m en usu ally h a v e a bit o f th is ho. p o p f a d v e n tu re rs h a d f a ile d ; he fo u g h t b le r biscuit. G oing Into th e royal In th e ir c o m p o s itio n ; y o u r only Incur- | "T h e f a th e r ’s eye beam ed, and p a t p a n try , h e w ill t e a r off th e leg o f a B edouins In E g y p t ; he c ro sse d th e ab le p o se u r being th e fellow who a f tin g bis boy on th e back, he sa id w ith cold fowl, o r q u ie tly c a rv e h im se lf a (Bland o f L uzon on foot, a n d he m ade fe c ts n e v er to pose a n d b e tra y s him- , a p roud la u g h : an e arly stu d y of A lp in e g la c ie rs In slic e o f m eat. se lf by Ids a ttitu d e o f scorn. “ T h a t w ould b e b u sin e ss genius, S w itz erlan d . A ll th is a n d m o re he “ W e n e v e r know ," sa id a n official O f c o u rse S tevenson did not alw ay s sh e e r b u sin e ss genius. You'll h ave w ho tlgures In th e sto ry , " w h e th e r It la accom plished b e fo re h e died a t th e w e a r th is sym bolic g a rm e n t. In fa ct m an k in d a t y o u r feet If you e v e r ac th e c a t o r th e k in g !”— L ondon A n age of th irty -sev en , su s ta in e d a lw ay s th e only tim e I m et him In th e flesh | com plish t h a t .’ " by u n fu lte rln g p lu ck a n d by d e te r sw ers. his clo th es h a d a d isc o u rag in g resem m in a tio n su ch a s few m en possess. b lance to th o se of th e re st o f us a t i ANTELOPE BEING WIPED OUT RECEIVED DOLE FROM ENEMY th e A u th o rs' club In New Vork. And a few m o n th s ago, w hen I tra c e d his MORALITY AT A DISCOUNT D espite P o e te tsio n of R em ark ab le “fin d p rin ts on th e m inds o f tim e " at Irish Irre g u la rs S topped In th e Mid S ignaling S ystem th e A nim als W aikiki beach, n e a r H onolulu, the E v id e n tly G uide H ad L ea rn ed W ledom dle of F ig h tin g to D raw T h e ir A re R apidly D isappearing. p ic tu re d ra w n fo r me by th o se w ho i From A ssociation W ith th e M odern U nem ploym ent Pay. knew him w hen he p assed th a t way, B usiness Man. T h e A m erican p ro n g h o rn a n te lo p e Is w as th a t o f a lank, b a refo o ted , bright- F o r se v e ra l y e a rs th e unem ployed a p p ro a c h in g e x tin c tio n . F o rm erly eyed, sun brow ned m an w ho daun- A tto rn ey G en eral D a u g h e rty said In Irela n d , a s In B rita in , h a v e been ro am in g from th e S a sk a tc h e w a n to dered along th e sh o re In w hite-duck rece iv in g a g o v e rn m e n t dole w eekly, ■t a d in n e r In N ew Y o rk : M exico, a n d e a s t to th e M issouri riv er. tro u se rs a n d a sh irt w ide open a t th e re la te s N lall R onnn In th e O utlook. “T h e re 's a c e rta in c la ss o f b u si It la now confined to n few hu n d red neck. B ut th e velvet Ja c k et w as In T h e provisional g o v e rn m e n t h a s con n e ss m en— a v e ry sm all class, th a n k w ild a n im a ls and a few m ure In en his w ard ro b e, you m ay t>e sure, ready tin u e d th is. D e sp ite th e difficulties goodness— w hoso h o n e sty re m in d s m e closures. fo r B iting w e a th e r a n d occasion. o f d istrib u tin g It d u rin g th e re ce n t of a fish sto ry . K oving c re a tu re s , e asily th e s w ift tro u b le . It w as v ery a n x io u s th a t It “T w o m en w ith th e ir g u id es w ere e st ru n n e rs on th e c o n tin e n t, living EASY WAY TO CRACK NUTS m ain ly in th e open, th ey have be sh o u ld n o t b e sto p p ed , le st a n y e x fishing fo r salm o n In L ak e H unapee. cuse should be given fo r looting. T h e first m an 's b a g o f salm o n w as com e easy p re y fo r long-range rifles O ne o f th e d is tric t offices w as th e re th e sm a lle r o f th e tw o, so h e sw ip ed 8 c is n tia ts R ecom m end Us* of L iquid w hen fleet-footed en em ies w ere e as fo re open ed —not m o re th a n 25 y a rd s a fish from th e second m an. A ir a s Best M eans of G etting ily o u td ista n c ed . fro m M oran’s hotel, an Irre g u la r “ B u t th e second m an c u u g h t him a t D electable K ernel. E ven th e ir re m a rk a b le signaling stro n g h o ld , now d e stro y ed . A fte r se v In th e a c t. H e h a d th e nerve, though, system h a s n o t saved them . E rn e st e ra l h u n d re d m en hud q u ietly e n te red , to deny his g u ilt, a n d h e re fu s e d posi L iquid a ir fo r c ra c k in g n u ts Is th e S etou-T hom pson h a s ex p lain ed how, u n d ism ay ed by th e rifle fire from th e tiv e ly to give b a c k th e sto len salm on. la te st a p p lic atio n of science. Science on ap p ro ac h o f som e s tra n g e object, n a tio n a l and rebel fo rce s o u tsid e, and “A p re tty h itte r a lte rc a tio n fol a n d Inv en tio n re la te s th a t e x p e rts at th e a n te lo p e th ro u g h a se t o f m uscles sig n ed fo r a n d received th e ir m oney, low ed, of course, a n d It looked a s k th e n a tio n a l b u re a u o f s ta n d a rd s In ra is e s w ith a Je rk th e h a irs on th e seven re p u b lic a n s cam e calm ly a cro ss th e re w ould be a Qst fig h t; b u t . W ashington w ere ap|>ea!ed to fo r a w h ite ru m p p a tc h e s on e ith e r side. from th e hotel, show ed th a t th ey w ere ns they w ere peeling off th e ir c o a ts m ethod o f b re ak in g th e sh e lls of T h is flash sh in e s a f a r lik e a patch e n title d to p a y m e n t, w e re paid, and th e second m an 's guide— It w a s th e 1 chlcfaa n u ts w ith o u t d a m a g in g the of b iiu w , and th e m essage Is read by re tu rn e d to th e ir d u tie s a s enem y sol second m an who h a d been robbed, yon k e rn els. T hey fo und th a t It took a a ll who h av e n o ses to read, fo r w ith d ie rs of th e go v ern m en t w hose m oney know — th e second m a n 's g uide d re w w eight o f n e arly a to n to c ra c k th e th e flash of h a ir Is lib e ra te d an odor lay in th e ir pockets. shells, a n d th a t a f te r th a t effo rt the him a sid e a n d w h isp e re d : of m usk fro m a glund located In a m ea t o f th e n u t w as bro k en In m any p a tc h o f b row n h a ir In th e w hile “ 'A h, let him h a v e It, boss, le t blm C row dlng Insect*. ■mall pieces. bloom. h av e IL I got tw o of his.’ ” M an, c allin g h im self th e m a s te r of T h e flash Is given a n d a w ay they T hen th ey a p plied liquid a ir to th e n a tu re , m ay y e t be Involved In a llfe- If th e flush Is not seeu th e ir problem . They did not freeze solid a SO . D isg u ste d G enius. keen sense of sm ell c a rrie s tb e m es und d e a th stru g g le w ith In sects fo r pos p iec e of ru b lie r a n d use It us a ham E v en th e a r t s tu d e n ts a re d en ied a session of th e globe— a n d In som e little fu n n o w ad ay s. sa g e even o v e r long distan ces. m er. a s Is d o n e in th e c la ssic s tu n t of A s p ira n ts fo r w ays s c ie n tists d e c la re In sects a re b e t fa m e w e re re c e n tly In form ed th a t fo r physics, hut they sim ply Im m ersed the te r fitted th a n m en fo r su rv iv a l on th e ir y e a r’s c o m p e titio n fo r th e P rix W h at Becom e* of R ainfall. n u ts in liquid a ir fo r 30 seconds and e a rth . B aked b e an s a t a d o lla r a p o r de R om e th e y could Bubmlt e ith e r “ A O ne ton of w a te r to th re e pounds c rac k ed th em easily w ith o u t dam age tio n 1 Is th e p le b e ia n b e a u to be N ude B oy” o r a “P ro m e th e u s.” of flour Is m itu re 's recipe for m aking to th e kernel*. Now th e p h y sic ists d riv en from Its p re se n t d e m o cratic w h e at bread, a cc o rd in g to ligures on a r e try in g to And out w h e th e r th is T h e se th em e s se e m e d r a th e r h a c k com pany Into th e ra n k s o f tb e a rls to c m ethod can be a p p lied com m ercially ra in fa ll p u b lish ed by th e b u re a u of neyed to th e a m b itio u s m ind of y o u th s, on a larg e scale. soils In th e D e p a rtm e n t of A gricul ra c y ? T h is p o ssib ility Is su g g ested by and th e s tu d e n ts p ro te s te d , p lea d in g th e re c e n t Invasion o f th e so u th e rn tu re . C blcha nut* a re grow n In South fo r so m e less b a n al te s t o f th e ir pow A m erica. T h e ir dense, stro n g sh ells By c o n tro llin g th e w a te r supply In | p o rtio n of th e U n ited S ta te s by th e ers. T h e p ro te s t w as ignored, a n d M exican bean b eetle, a b a n d it p est of one o f th e s tu d e n ts . In th e e x u b e ra n c e w e re used d u rin g th e w a r to m ake Irrig atio n , a c c u ra te m ea su re m e n t is th e first m ag n itu d e th a t now has c h arc o al fo r g a s m asks, and th e oil possible, and th is e stim a te Is o f th e of his d isg u st, p ro ced ed to rid ic u le th e g ain ed a firm foo th o ld a n d Is a lre ad y from th e k e rn e ls Is a v a lu a b le food m inim um re q u ire m e n t. M any c ro p s d ecision o f th e a u th o ritie s by h im se lf a t w ork In a lim ited te rrito ry , u n d e r posing a s “a n u d e boy” In one o f th e sim ila r to copra. need five tim e s a s m uch w ater. m ining n a tu ra l re so u rc e s w ith such W hat becom es of all th e w a te r? w indow s o f th e E cole des B eaux-A rts. te llin g effect th a t th e final outco m e Is O f a ton o f w a te r fa llin g on a dozen All of T h at. T h e P h ilis tin e re s id e n ts In th e a m a tte r o f g ra v e concern. B e an s of sq u a re feet of soil d u rin g th e y e ar, W hen my sm all d a u g h te r becam e B e au x -A rts q u a r te r w e re m uch s c a n ab o u t o n e-third sin k s th ro u g h und Is a ll k in d s a re bein g a tta c k e d by th is dalized, a n d co m p lain ed to th e a u th o r In te re ste d In o u r a g e s I laughingly b a n d it—a kind of lad y b u g —a n d e n tire d ra in e d off u n d e rg ro u n d . Only a to ld tier th a t I w as six tee n and daddy itie s o f th e school, w ith th e re su lt th a t little ru n s off th e su rfa c e If th e Held c ro p s a re belDg w iped ouL tw enty-one. A fte r she lea rn ed to count us a p u n ish m e n t fo r th e s tu d e n t's lev Is w ell plow ed. A U ttle e v a p o ra te s sh e add ed a y e a r s s th e b irth d a y s ity It h a s b een decided to hold no com T h a t W ord “ H y s te ria ." cam e around. Im m ediately a n d th e re st Is held In p e titio n fo r th e P rix de R om e th is T h e re la a lot of scien tific t r u th per th e soli. As th e su rfa c e d ries, th e O n e day w hile sh e w as p lay in g a t a y eu r.—L o n d o n T im es. taln ln g to th e p hysical n a tu re of wom n eig h b o r’s th e w om an o f th e house m o istu re In th e soil so u k s up by cap- s« ld : "M ary, do you know how old j llla rv a ttra c tio n and e v a p o ra te s off an, co ncealed In th e w ord h y steria. C a u se fo r H aste. T h e clu sslc orig in of th e w ord Is the y o u r m o th e r Is?" th e su rfa ce . B u t by f a r th e g re a te r "W e h a d a big a rg u m e n t la s t n ig h t. a n c ie n t G reek " h y s te ria ," th e womb. M ary a n s w e re d : “ N in e te en .” am o u n t Is d ru n k by tb e ro o ts of th e S quire, a b o u t tb e re al cau se of th e coal T h e se x u a l o r m o th e r n a tu re o f wom “Oh, sh e Is o ld er th a n th a t M ary, j p la n ts, d ra w n u p Into th e leaves a n d s trik e ,” beg an th e v illa g e bore, upon a n Is In d icated In th e w ord a s the I’ll lief she Is tw en ty -six o r tw enty- b re a th e d hack In v a st q u a n titie s In to d isc o v erin g E sq u ire R a m sb o tto m , th e orig in of th e la u g h te r, th e te a rs and tb e atm o sp h ere. se v e n .” w ell-know n Ju rla t o f P e tu n ia , s ittin g th e c o n tra d ic to ry c o n d u ct Im plied by M ary cam e hom e a n d to ld m e of In c o m fo rt In hla h a c k -tilte d c h a ir In th e w ord h y ste ria . th e c o n v ersa tio n . A fte r my re se n t On* L ittle G rain of W h ea t. th e sh a d e . "N ow , w h a t Is y o u r opinion W hen a m an Is ra ile d ’’h y s te ric a l,” m en t o f my n e ig h b o r’s In q u isitiv e n ess O n e g ra in of w h e at will p roduce a b o u t------ * h a d sub sid ed I w as am used a t th e un 100 Iieillllo n g ra in s In th e te n th year, th ere fo re , th e Im p licatio n la plainly "S o rry , E m ory, b u t I h av en ’t tim e an a g ric u ltu ra l p ro fe s so r t o ld a group conveyed th a t he Is a c tin g u n d e r the in te n d e d rom pllnienL I am th irty five. to s e ttle th a t fo r you now ,” In te r Im pulses u n d e rs ta n d a b le a n d ex cu s —E xchange. o f v isitin g f a n n e r s a t th e P e n n sy lv a n ia ru p te d th e sq u ire. ” 1 Ju st h a p p en e d S ta te c o lle g e . H e w a sn 't q u ite su re a b le (th o u g h so m e tim es e x tre m e ly an to re m e m b e r th a t m y n iece to ld me th a t “h e x llllo a " w a s th e c o rre c t w ord, noylng) In a w om an, b u t not p erm ls A m erican Silks. to be s u re to do so m e th in g rig h t aw ay. but h e re I* th e w ay he w ro te I t : 100,- ■I hie in a perso n o f th e m ule p e r T h e re a re nome In te re stin g phase* I fo rg et w h e th e r It w as one n r tb e 0U0,0t«».i*IO,ni«)»g»>.tgg),lgg>. T h e re w ould su a sio n .—M ilw au k ee S entinel. o f th e official s ta tis tic a w ith re fe re n ce other. T o m ak e c e rta in o f being rig h t be w h e at g ra in s enough, he said, to to th e m a n u fa c tu re o f silk good* In I am going now a n d h a v e both o p e r th e U nited S ta le s, p a rtic u la rly th o se strin g fo u r billion c h ain s o f It from Bad T e e th a t a R acial T ra it. a tio n s p e rfo rm e d . See you l u le r l ” — th a t h a v e to do w ith th e e arly h isto ry th e e a rth to th e sun. Indeed, th e Do p o o r te e th ru n In ra c e s? A ccord K a n sa s C ity S ta r. c rop of w heat, long be fo re tlie te n th o f th a t Industry. ing to a re p o rt m ad e by Dr. A. W. g e n eratio n , w ould lie so larg e th a t th e S c h o e n le h er o f th e m edical d ep artin eiil It apiiear* th a t th e m aking o f silk T h e W hipped C re am Age. goods In our c o u n try h a s grow n ra p e a r th w ould not b e big enough to o f th e S ta n d a rd Oil com pany to th e Old C h a rlie Isaacso n s a y s : provide sp a c e to re p la ce th e e n tire E u g en ic R esearch a sso c ia tio n th e re Is idly »1n<e th e y e a r 1 s*«5«» At th a t tim e Aa I ro d e o u t of B uffalo I observed crop.—B uck* C ounty D ally News. a ra cial d ifferen ce In re sista n c e to d e n th re e m en p lay in g p o k e r In th e cluh only 15 per cent o f th e silk used In ta l deeay a s show n by a n e x am in atio n th e I 'id le d S ta te * wa* hom em ade In c a r— th r e e tough p o liticia n types. 8 ta tu e to Red C ross Man. o f 2,758 m en o f v a rio u s n a tio n a litie s. 1870 th e [lercen tag e of hom e m ann W hen I a rriv e d In New York I w as C ap t. J. A. P edlow , th e A m erican T h e gleam ing w h iten e ss o f 'h e ne th irs ty a n d w en t Into my fa v o rite fa c to re d silk h a d d o u b le d ; In 1V*l Red C ro ss co m m issio n er to B ud ap est, g ro ’s te e th I* not Just c o n tra s t w ith his fo u n ta in a t G ra n d C e n tra l. W hile I It h a d becom e m ore th a n 60 per c e n t; Is sa id to be th e m ost p o p u lar m an In b lack skin, th e se figure* show , a s the In l*l'.«i, 70 p e r c en t, w hile a t p re sen t w aited fo r th e e le c tric s h a k e r to m ak e It la e stim a te d to be In excesa of »5 th e H u n g a ria n c a p ita l. O ut o f grati- g re a te s t p ro p o rtio n o f p e rfe c t teeth my egg p h o sp h a te I h e a rd In a gruff tu d e fe r hla re lie f work am ong the w as found am ong th e A fro-A m ericans p e r cent. voice: sta rv in g w ar victim s, llie H u n g a rian P olish a n d A u stria n J e w s show ed the " T h re e c h o co late soda*, p lease." governm ent h a s e re c te d a m onum ent n e x t h ig h est p e rc e n ta g e o f excellent P u ttin g H er a t E sse. And In a g ru ffe r voice cam e (h e re to him In th e c ity p a rk , w hich w as re te e th , w hile E nglish, G erm an, D an W e w ere lielng e n te rta ln e d a t dln- m ark ; cently unveiled on th e seventy fifth lah, N orw egian and S w edish su b je c ts n e r a t th e hom e o f * frleu d « h e had "A nd give m e p len ty of w hipped b irth d a y o f C ount A pponyt, th e “g ra n d show ed very feeble re sista n c e to deeay. p re p a re d a rnosf d e le cta b le rneal. cream on m ine." H e r d e s s e n h a d failed a n d she had ( old m an ” o f H u n g a ry .—T h e A rgonaut. T h e Irish h a d th e w o rst te e th o f all. I t u r n e d ; 1 found th e c u sto m e rs s u h s tltu te d p ru n e » h ip für w blch she w ere m y tough c o m p a n io n s from th e S e n tim e n t a n d A ppetite. W hy H oover S ent C orn to R ussia. m ad e apology. tra in .— P itts b u rg h L eader. “ I u n d e rsta n d th a t one o f y our col Som eone aaked Mr. H oover re ce n ly I s a ld : “T h e re Is n o th in g w e llke ! league* voted fo r p ro h ib itio n . In sp ite why he sent corn tit R ussia In ste ad of h e ite r— w h en e» er I h a v en 't m uch Io W ire le ss S ig n a ls a n d th a A urora. of th e fa c t th a t h e p erso n ally con w h eat. "B e ca u se ,’’ rep lied th e seers- e a t fo r a m eal I nerve p ru n e w hlp and It la d u e to (lie o b se rv a tio n s o f a sum e* convivial fluids." ta ry of ro niinere* w ith o u t a nm im -nt'a ■ rlrc tla t o f M ontreal th a t we now nur fam lly thlnk tliey h a d a fine dtn “ Yea.” rep lied S e n a to r Sorghum , j h e sita tio n , ’’fo r one d o lla r I can buy ao know to a p ra c tic a l c e rta in ty th a t wire- j n e r.”—Chb-ag.i T rib ü n e. ”H!a h e a rt w as In tb e rig h t place, but m any c alo rie s” —c a rry in g it out to ih# le** te le g ra p h y m ay be a ffected by tb e hla a to m a rh w aan’L" ih lrd decim al place— “ In corn, a n d only a u ro ra b o realis. H eroic M easures. no m an y ” —a g a in to th e th ird decim al T hla « -len t 1st d esc rib e s th re e occa- ■You a n d y o u r h u sb a n d go aw ay R elief to F rie n d H usband. id a e e —“In w heat. I get a b o u t tw ice aa ■lona. w hen th e a u ro ra w as p re se n t, overy sum m er, d o n ’t you?” "H a* th e w om an In p o litics Im proved m any 'n corn a* In w h e a t " — F ro m o r In th e b rillia n t w e a th e r a m o r l H l e d 'Yea. but I d islik e doing IL* th* co n d itio n s o f life ?" 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