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______ ï . t * S%v (Cottars (Srmi? l&tttteL VOLUME XXXII COTTAGE GROVE, LANK COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDA Y, MAY 12, 1922 NUMBER US TWO WELL KNOWltiJIZENS CHAUTAUQUA COMMITTEES C h a n c e l l o r B r a d f o r d W i l l P o in t t h e W a y THIRTY-TWO TO GRADUATE OREGON MIST NO DAMPER Noted Speaker to Lecture at Chautauqua— W ill Give HU TAKEN BY PARALYSIS IN 1922 CLASS ARE APPOINTED TO HOTEL MEN Platform Claaaic, "This W ay Up1 Charles W. Heuro Dies Tuesday and Oospel ol Peace and International Chariot* W. Simpson Fol Prosperity I h to Be Spread I o wh Yesterday. by Noted Lecturer». Baccalaureate Serai ou Will Be by Rev. Eujoyable Picnic Dinner aud Speech Spearow and Gumme nee meut Ad by Mayor Knowles Are Held dress by Rev. Stivers. at Loudon Springs. Uhitrlcs W. Ho lira, member o f u pio nt*«*i* fituitly, died Tuesday at I lie* ugc of <>4 yurs, following a paralytic stroke. Funeral arrangements have been post, ponod^ pending the arrival ol a son from I’lorida, who had loft lor here before his father’s death. Mi. Nears was born here October 2b, 1 sf>7, and always had made this his Louie. He always folio wed farming and owned a 500-uero ranch. His pin eats were Mr. and Mrs. Carl Jackson Hears, pioneers. He was married Sup t'liibcr 24, 1882, to Amanda Melvina who survives. Surviving ehil dron arc Hrison and Clarence, of this city; Mrs. L. K. Brumfield, ol Marsh field, and Andrew, of Jucksou vilio, Fla. One brother, Lew is Hears, is the only survivor of six boys of the fam i!y. Two sisters survive. They are Mrs. Sarah Jones and Mrs. Amanda Gauger, both of IVndleton. Charles VV. Simpson died Thursday morning, uftoi suffering two years with paralysis, lie was born February 2.1, 1854, at Imliniinpolis, and was mar ried March 7, 1883, at Cushman, Wis., to Fliza June Fyiituu, who survives. rl hey arrived here lb years ago. Nur viVlng childreu are \lrs. H. 11. Eg g lest on, of Fort land; Mrs, Frank Wur- i *n, John and Robert, of this city, and hit In * 1 at home. A class o f 32 will be graduated from Cottage Grove high this year. This is not the largest class that has gradu ated but is one of the largest. Sibyl Cellers is the salutatorian aud Clara Milue the valedictorian. The baccalaureate sermon will be preached iu the Methodist church Sun day night, May 21, by Rev. A. R. Spearow, o f the Presbyterian church. The class night program will be given in the high school auditorium Wednes day night, May 24, and the commence ment program will be given Friday evening, June 2, at 8:3U iu the Chau tauqua teat. The commencement ud dress will be given by Rev. E. V. Stivers, o f Eugene. The class officers and class roll are as follows: Elise Price.......... ...........Class Advisor Daryl Hiukle.......... ...............President Harold Whitlock....... Vice President Ethel Mackey....................... Secretary Sibyl Cellers.......... ................Treasurer Hazel Swanson..Class Representative Florence McFarland Daryl Hiukle Kenneth McReynolds Ethel Mackey Margaret Galloway Sibyl Cellers George Dame wood Rex Wheeler George E. Woolley Ernest Km re Grace Henderson Clara Milne Lenora Hubbell Cyrus I cum Marie McCargar Theo Smith Harold W hitlock Rita Kelly Hazel Swanson Boyd Strom Clare Chapman Leona Meeks Ross Overholser Altie Hayes Elnor Know les Thelma Pooler Norine Pooler Ivan Sams Fannie Young Ardie Eby Norval Annes Wilbur Spray The prediction is being freely made that more money will be pent this year in development of property in the Lohcmia gold mining di. trot, out from here, than has been spoilt in ten years gust. Supplies amt a crew of men have just gouc to the Champion property. The Green Rock people will cad in s applies and a crew within a few' nays. Arrangements are being made toi more extensive work at the Kve mag Star, where a rote leclge recently was opened. The Oregon Ohio people are expected to start activities shortly. Professor Hodge, of the t niversity uf Oregon school ol mines, with a num ber of students, will go into tie dis tnct within a few days to spend sev eral weeks. Spring Held High Here Today. Springfield high comes here today fo r a baseball game with the local high school team. TIMID W IFEY LIKES SPEED WHEN T H E R E ’ S A REASON FOR BEING IN A HURRY One o f Cottuge G rove’s motor bugs, who thinks u pace between 35 and 4U miles an hour is rat le i moderate for this day and age. ha a wife who much prefers a speed of 25 to JO, but w hose remoa »trances usually fall upon deaf ears. A few nights ago tin* two were making a trip down the valley. A man standing in the road holding up his hands attracted the attention of tin* driver and the brakes began to grind. Then the driver noted another man who held what ap peared to lie some kind o f a s h o o t mg iron. Plainly a hold up wn planned and the driver proceeded II. to go right uvniy from there h . jazzed the exhilarutor until t — speedometer indicator began hover mg around the 50 murk. Up to this tilnc I lie w ife had said not a word, but fully sensing the situation she exclaimed, * * Is this as fast us the old bout will go? " The astonishm ent ot the driver was so ^Jrent that he nearly let go o f tin* steering wheel. EVEN LATEST GENERATION O r APPLE TREE SHOWS SPEED TO PARENT TREE J im * Perkins Jr., o f Blue Mom»; tain bus a youthful tipple tree that is evidently attempting to exempli fy how the latest generation is putting it over tin* immediately’ pre c ‘ding one. Mr. Perkinfc has a Wolf Ki* er apple tree, an unusual variety. According to Mr. Perkins, this tree was pruned last winter. A “ flapper’ * twig, trimmed from the parent tree at that time, fell to the ground, took root, and on May 4 had produced four blooms and one bud, while the more sedate parent tree has no blossoms ami the leaves an* barely starting. p 1 " ----- ------------------------------------- WANTAD GETS RESULTS EVEN BEFORE COPY IS M AILED TO NF.W8PAPER The best one yet on the efficacy o f Sentinel wantads was reported during the past week. A woman was writing a wnntad which she in tended sending The Sentinel and before she had completed her writ ing a man arrived and bought the sheep she was offering for sale and the man who bought the sheep doesn't take the paper The moral is: If yon want to sell anything, write a wauiad for The Sentinel. I f a ftpiyor doesn't appear immedi ately, have th«* ad published. MOTORCYCLE HILL CLIMB PLANNED FOR SUNDAY A motorcycle hill climbing contest will be held here Sunday, weather per mil iing. 11 is anticipated that as many as 5(H) machines may be here und that some factory riders may take part in the contest. A grade of'a b ou t 75 per cent and JOG feet long on Mount Da vid has been selected for the contest, which is in charge* id’ Harry Rentle, of this city. Motorcycles entering the con tests will be equipped with tractor shoes. OREGON STATE BAND APPEARS IN CONCERT The Oregon state* band appeared in concert here Friday night at the nr mory under the auspices of the mili tary (dub. Tlu* band was assisted by Mrs. Aral» Hoyt Rue*. Variety o f num bers and a well balanced band organ ization were responsible for a success ful program. Mrs. Rue’s deep con trnlto voice* was well adapted to the* side*, “ My Heart at Thy Sweet Voice. ” She responded to an encore with “ Sm ilin’ Throu gh ." A thro«* year old trap drummer was a novelty at the dunce which followed the con cert. RONEY DECLARES HE WAS SELF STARTER COUNTY FAIR BOARD ASKS EAST MAIN IMPROVEMENT GROUND PURCHASE IS DEFEATED Annual Event Will Be No More Un less Property Now Leased Is Purchased. So-Called Non Progressives Turn Pro gressive and So-Called Progressives Turn Non Progressive. The county fuir board at a meeting held Monday decided to urge* upon th* people of the* county the* purchase of the* county fair grounds which are now being used under lease. A publicity committee was appointed, of which A. R. Gray, o f G ray’s Cash and Carry store's, is chuirmuu and of which N. E. Glass, of this city, vice president of the* fair bourd, and W. A. Ayres, sec , rotary of the* fair bourd, are the other members. This committee will endeavor to show the people o f the county that the purchase of the fair grounds is im perutive if the* fair is to be continued and thut the purchase o f the fair grounds property would prove a prof Ruble investment. The county fuir board has an option ou the property ut $20,000 and it is suid that the property is worth a vastly larger sum and eannot later be purchased at twice this price if the option is ullow’ed to expire. The build ings alone represent a large invest ment. Flans already are under way for the biggest and best fan this year that the county has ever hud. East Main street will not be paved at present. Such was the decision o f the council Monday night, when the ordinance for the improvement was defeated 4 to 3. The defeat was brought about through remonstrance of owners o f property on the street. A peculiarity was noticeable in the lineup ou the proposed improvement. Those who voted ferniust were those who i* the last city election were members of the so called progressive party, while those who were loudest for the improvement were those whom the so-called progressives attempted to oust because o f so-called old fogy ideas and lack of energy. It is understood that a so-called mass meeting of members of the so-called progressive party is to be called at once uud that those who ouce were high in the so-called councils o f the so-called party but uow have turned so-called ultra progressive are to be read out o f the so-called progressive party, while some o f the so-called uou- progressives are to be given seats high in the so-called council o f the so-called party. APPEAL MADE FOR CLOTHES FOR THE DESTITUTE Many in Near Bast Reported to Be The complete programs for com Without Covering to Hide mencemtnt week are as follows: Their Nakedness. Baccalaureate Program. Voluntary......... Mrs. Bessie Sutcliffe Sacred Chorus.............. The Caroliers Wednesday, May 24, will be bundle Invocation............. Rev. J. E. Carlson day for near east relief throughout tho Solo...... .....................Doris Hbldermau United States. Last year America sent Scripture Reading............................. ................................. R ev. A. R. Spearow 1000 tous of clothing. President Mae- sanagiau, of the Armenian republic, Vocal Duet................ .... ..................... says that one-fifth of the present pop ..... Lucille Davidson, Lois Thomas ulation o f that section have been Baccalaureate Sermon.......... ............ ................................. R ev. A. R. Spearow clothed in cast-off American garments during the year. New clothing wears Quartet.......... - ..........................Brigh out fast enough aud the supply of half ton Leonard, Leslie Hull, Ber worn garments is now completely ex nard Brainard, Ralph Fullerton hausted. Numberless men, women and Benediction....Rev. Simpson Hamrick children are destitute o f clothing aud Class Night Program. thousands have no covering whatever Class Roll......................Daryl Hiukle save the thinnest of rags. Vocal Solo.—.................Ethel Mackey Inside the near east relief orphan Salutatory—...............:___________ Sibyl Cellers ages much o f the clothing is manufac Piano Solo................. Lenora Hubbell tured by the children themselves under Class Prophecy.................. Ivau Sams the direction o f the relief workers, but Musical Trio.......... Elnor Knowles, the majority o f them and almost the Ethel Mackey, Lenora Hubbell entire population o f Armenia will have Reading.... ......................... Boyd Strom to dress in American second-hand Class Poem............ - .... Thelma Pooler clothes again next year. Vocal Solo__ _______Marie McCargar Approximately eighty per cent o f the Class W ill....................Thelma Pooler hand looms have been destroyed during Piano Solo.........................Theo Smith the war, famine and invasion have Valedictory........................ Clara Milue scattered the women and girls who Selection.......................Senior Quartet formerly operated them, and the flocks Couuueuceme nt Program. o f sheep which in former days fur nished the wool have been killed for March...................... ..Miss Elise Price food or stolen by invaders. Invocation......................Rev. H. B. ller Vocal Solo.................George Matthews “ With the exception o f food there is no greater need than that o f clothing," Introduction o f Speaker.... ............. ........... Superintendent O. VV. Hays says J. J. Handsuker, state director of near east relief, who traveled exten Commencement Address................... .............................Bev. E. V. Stivers sively in the near east last summer. The Mothers’ club, grauge and other Vocal Solo....... Mrs. Leon DesLarzes organizations of the city are looking Remarks......................................... ...... ........... Principal H. H. Hargreaves after the assembling and shipment of articles given for this relief work. Piano solo.... - .........Marion Richmond Presentation o f Diplomas....Di. A. If you have an item o f news, phone VV. Kime, Chairman School Bourd Benediction........ ...Rev. J. E. Carbon it to Tho Seutiuel; number 108 J. tl . Supplies and Mon Leave for Properties in the Boliutniu Gold Min lug District. Chancellor Georjte Henry Bradford Is coming to Chautauqua. The mere announcement o f his uiq>eurunce is usually suftii lent to Insure a capacity audl ence, for there Is no abler lecturer on the American platform today. “ This W ay Up." Chancellor Bradford's masterpiece, is the theme which will inspire Chautauqua patrons to the higher and nobler things o f life. A lecture's success can he measured only by its results. It may entertain, educate, arouse the emotions— hut its real value is the lasting effect which inspires to greater endeavor. “ I b is Way Up” is a lecture which is meant for you. Hear Chan cellor Bradford on the fifth night. The state hotel men held a picuic out from here at Loudon springs Sun day. Ou account of a slight dampness of the atmosphere the meal was served in the Calapooya hotel, but a jolly bunch had a jolly time just the same. About 200 partook, including a uum ber o f business men from here. The business session was held the day before at Eugene and the guests motored up here »Suuday morning. C. A. Hartell, of Hotel Bartell, and N. S. Buys, of the Calapooya hotel, hud charge of the affair at this cud. Following the picuic dinner, Mayor Knowles, Cottage Grove, made one of * his usual inimitable speeches in which he welcomed and complimented everybody, which was replied to by Phil Metschan, o f Portland, president o f the hotel men, who expressed the appreciation o f members of the associ ation for the rnauuer in which they had been entertained. The Cottage Grove band gave several numbers. The members o f the hotel m en’s as- soeiatiou were photographed both m front o f Hotel Bartell aud in front of the Calapooya hotel at Loudon. The following Cottage Grove young woiueu assisted with the serving of the diuuer; Gladys Hughes, »Sarah Roop, Eva Brock us, Beta Kelly, Evelyn Veatch, Hallie Willits, Ruth Bede, Mil dred Hanna and Doris Hoideruian. MRS WEBBER 8 PUPILS FACULTY, TEACHERS APPEAR IN CONCERT FOR YEAR ELECTED The students’ recital given Suturduy evening by a limited number o f piano pupils from Mrs. Hurry W ebber’s class was a marked success iu every partic ular, pleasing a large and appreciative audience. The students showed ev i dence o f careful training and consci entious work und represented grades from the first to the ninth, Miss Vet a Plaster being the most advanced pupil. The class was assisted with vocal solos by Lucille Davidson, Margaret Hemeuway and Leslie Hull and with readings by Millicent uud Jerrine Bur rows, which were much enjoyed. The flow er dance given by the smaller girls wus very pretty and the decora tions o f ferns and wild grape were beautiful. One o f the pleasing features of the evening was the presentation o f a magnificent bouquet o f crimson carnations from the class to Mrs. Web- In* r. Members o f the faculty and teachers in the high school and grades have been elected as follows: Superinteu dent, O. W. Hays; priueipal o f high school, H. H. Hargreaves; priueipal of west side school, Mrs. Ilina Beager; high school. Miss Audrey Roberts, E J. Edwards (agriculture and manual training). Miss Elise Price, Miss M. E. Lanison (domestic art), Miss Maud ►Skidmore, Miss Lula Currin, Mrs. Or- pah Benson (domestic science) ; junior high, Miss Mariette Hainuut, Miss Addle White; grades, Mrs. Matilda Sleep. Miss Katherine Mendenhall, m Rath Phelps, M n I a i IQi \\ ood ard. Miss Nora Queen, Mrs. Aida Smith, Mrs. Kate Burrows, Mrs. Ora R. Hemeuway, Mrs. Ethel Landess. One vacancy iu the high school and one in the grades are yet to be filled. Thurs ton M. Doak and C. I). Brown have been reelected as janitors. Chambers Mill Again Operating. The J. H. Chambers mill at Latham is ugaiu in full operation, after a shutdown o f about two months to make repairs and alterations aud in stall new machinery to an extent which makes it one o f the largest and best equipped mills in western Oregon. Corvallis Comes Here Sunday. The Corvallis baseball team will be here Sunday. The college city has a strong team and the Cottage Grove humps expect to have to get up oil their toes to defend their title. The game will begin at 2:30. Mrs. Tom Dardis und baby daughter, o f Sacramento, Calif., who had been visiting Mrs. Phoebe Stoneburg, left Saturday for North Bend to visit Mrs. Dardis’ parents, Mr. and Mrs. F. C. Coffman. Sunday School Convention at Goshen. The twenty-ninth animal convention o f the Creswell district Sunday school association will be held Sunday, May 14, at Goshen. The Coast fork, Sag inaw and Walker Sunday schools are on the program for special numbers. MRS. BRIGGS OF THE POULTRY YARD W ILL BE PRESENTED BY THE E IT A X IA N ET AM ICITIAN CLUB DIRECTION OE ORA READ HEM ENW AY L. N Roney, candidate for county commissioner, was in the city Tues day meeting the voters and urging his candidacy upon them. He declared I forcibly that he was brought out by no I CAST OF THE CHARACTERS one except himself, owes allegiance to I MKi* BKIGGH. h wiiuiMn o f bu*im?s*......................... MARGARET HEMENWAY no one now and will be bossed by no one as a member of the county board. KAIJ>H I i BAM SCHWARTZ JIM M Y I , . .. ] ROBERT (JALLOWAY ALV IN A f ' " “" y | HELEN BREEDLOVE Sentinel Gets Out Ballot Job. The promary election ballots for MELISSA J ( RUTH IE POWERS Till lie county were delivered by The SILAS GREEN, * a**r relatloa........................................... DWIGHT BUCHANAN Sentinel Monday to tin* county clerk's office in Eugene, the entire jot» having MR. LEE, a wealthy neighbor.................... ..................................HENRY 8NAUER been completed in a little over three VIRGINIA LEE, hi, dnughter....................................K ATHLEEN MeREYNOLDS days. The number o f republican bal DAISY THORNTON, h.-r fn e a d .......... ........... ....................... NELLIE STEWART lots wns 12,000 and the number of democratic ballots 4,000, with an equal MRS. O'CONNOR, with no liking for goat*_____________ _____ ALTIE HAYES M ANDY BATES, whose tongue will stumble____ ________ LENORA HUBBELL number o f samples in each caee. High School Auditorium, Friday Night, May 19«! . GREAT ACTIVITY IN MINING CAMP IS PREDICTED Organization of chuutauquu signers for this y ea r’s sessiou was Completed at a meeting held in the chamber of commerce' Wednesday afternoon, at which Unison White were represented by Mrs. llptou, formerly Miss Fly, of Fugene, who was director here one season. The following committees were at that tiiue appointed: Ticket sale: N. F. Glass, Mrs. H. W. l it us, M. II. Anderson, Win. Thuui and Dale Wyatt. Grounds: J. F. Godard, 1 ¿eater Phelps, Albert Woodard. J T. Smith, E F. Schmidt and Roy Leonard. Advertising: H. J,. Muckin, Victor Kcin and N. J. Nelson Jr. Decorations: Mrs. B. R. Job und C. F. Umphrcy. As the last night of chuutauquu also is commencement night, arrangements have been practically completed to bold commencement exercises in the ehuutauqiiu tent following an hour’s concert. Theme appearing in the con cert will give several numbers on the commencement program. The signers to the contruet are as follow .: H. L. Mack in, Mrs. Leon Dcs Furzes, Mrs. Alice DcsLnrz.es, Albert C. Woodard, A. L. Woodard, A. L. Wynne, N. J. Nelson Jr., S. L. Godard, George Jacobson, N. W. White, VV. N. Dowens, Roy Leonard, H. J. Shin a, VV. M. Thum, F. Dale Wyatt, J. F. Godard, K. S. Trask, Mr Herbert Fakiu, C. F. Uiuphrey, George O. Knowles, Lester Phelps, Libert Bede, N. F. Glass, Geo. A. Proctor, Mrs. J. Baltzar, J. H. Kirk, L. Addle White, M. 11. Anderson, Ed W. Miller, J. Sums, Clem Narff, F. F. Schmidt, Mrs. Lucille C\ Titus, Omer Moore, J. Q . VVillits, J . T. Smith, Chas. Matthews, O. M. Kern, C. J. Kern, B. Mooney, Flbert Smith, C. A. Burt ell, < . F. Stewart, Ned F. Dixon, Leslie Hull, A. M. Moore, R. A. Trask, E. M. Thurber, Hugh Truniidl, Victor It. Kent, G. Sweet, Lest on F. Dowens, Mrs. B. R. Job and Mrs. F. C. Conner. True to their ideal o f betterment to community and imtiouul life and true to American spirit, the Interna tional Lyceum and Chautauqua asso ciation, of which the Ellison White Lyceum and Chautauqua association, of Portland, is n member, have grasped the great opportunity which is theirs to spread tin- gospel o f peace und in ternational pro sperity throughout the cut in* United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. An earnest appeal ha been made to their lecturers thut each of them give a short time from each platform to discuss briefly the aim of the conference held m Wash ington and to tirge the people to take a firm stand in asking the president of the United States, through their senu tors and representatives, to do every thing in his power to bring ubout not onl) a limitation of armament but a complete disarmament. There will be .IS big events, 12 ex hilarating programs, 8 big concerts. Among the numbers on tin* program arc the following: Steelman Marriner- Taylor trio, A. Mather Hilburn, Glenn L. Morris company, Margaret Garrison, Jugo Slav Tumbuncuas, Arthur Wai ve vu Evans, Dr. Lydia Allen De Vil- biss, Harold (Private) Peat, “ Turn to the R ight.’ great sermon play; But ting Mahler duo, Chuuccllor George H. Bradford, New York City concert quar tot, jc.nioi pageant. DIRECTORY OF FARMERS OF COUNTY SOON OUT Tin* farm ers' directory for Lane county will be o f f the press in ubout three weeks. It will contain the names o f all the farmers of the county, giv- ng in each instance whether renter or owner, number o f acres owned or rent ed, section, range and township, as sessed valuation and distance from the nearest city. The directory is being published by the Farmers’ Directory corporation, of Portland and Spokane, and C. W. Ro bey, field manager for the company, is now in Cottage Grove soliciting ad vertising from the business interests here. The company proposes to dis tribute 1000 directories to the farmers free o f charge, thereby assuring the advertisers a bona fide circulation in the rural territory. The directory is receiving hearty support from the bus iness men o f the county, as it serves as a perfect mailing list and credit reference. On top of that, a 10OO cir culation is guaranteed to the adver tiser as a run for his money. Similar directories have beeu published by the compauy for Marion, Polk, Coos, Clack amas, Multnomah, Hood River, Wasco and a number of other Oregon counties. Distribution o f the directories will commence in about three weeks and practically every business in the coun ty is represented in the advertising pages. COTTAGE GROVE WINS FROM JUNCTION CITY Cottage Grove won as usual in the ball game at Junction City Sunday, the score being 7 to 3. A high wind played havoc with the sphere when high ones were batted. The sphere would do aerial stunts o f various kinds and ordinary home runs became infield flies. The breeze was so strong that to get the ball to second base it bad to De relayed to third. Watch tho label on your paper. t f [l ALMOND HEM ENW AY IS IN DOUBT AS TO W HETHER H E ’ S LUCKY OR UNLUCKY Almond Hemeuway wants some one to tell him whether he is lucky or unlucky. He has played a stellar role in a half dozen runaways, has always maintained a hold ou the lines, his *225 pounds more or less having a strongly deterrent effect u pou the ardor of the runaway horse or horses, always he has suc- ceeded in stoppiug them and always he has come out with only a few ehunks of hide rubbed away. Is he unlucky in having the runaways, or is he lucky to have always escaped with only minor injuriesf That is what he would like to know. Also one of his children has been with him several times aud also has es caped wTith minor injuries. The last performance o f the kiud was a few days ago when a woman driving a car smashed into his rig, wrecked it and threw him and his son James into the road. Little James fell onto his head, but was not injured. Almond doesn’t know how he fell but he retained his hold on the lines and his clothing was somewhat wrecked from contact with the sharp rocks, but no serious bodily injuries resulted. The name of the woman driving the car was not learned. — when Kipling went to Africa he had tht* American magazines forwarded to him, aud the friend who did this tore o ff the adver tising pages at the back o f the magazines to save postage on the bundle. — " t h e ads are the most inter esting part. Leave them in the next tim e ," wrote Kipling. " I can write stories m y self." —advertising IS interesting. It tells you of the thiugs you need or want.