28c doz. for fresh eggs.
12Vbc lb. for dressed Pork.
1 lc lb. for dressed Veal.
16c lb. for live chickens.
Smith pays the above prices.- He never
charges you commission. You get ALL of
your money when you ship to Smith. Address
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT. CO.
“Fighting the Beef Trust”
PORTLAND, OREGON
CAP
and
BELLS
Dr. B. E. Wright
Have your teeth out ar.d plate and bridge work
done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plate
and bridge work in one day if necessary.
PRICES:
Mohr Crowns.... $5.00
22k Bridge Teeth $3.50
Gold Fillings......... $1 op
Enamel Fillings... $1.00
Silver Fillings.... 50c up
Good Rubber Plates $5.00
Best Red Rubber e_ _A
Plates............. $7-50
Painless Extraction.. 50c
BEST METHODS
Painless Extraction Free when plates or bridge
work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot
get better painless work anywhere, no matter
now much you pay.
All Work Fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Years
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
342i Washington St.,
Portland, Oregon
Take car at depot and transfer tö Washington St.
Handing It to Him.
*Td like to be rich."
“How rich?**
“Just rich enough so that you would
marry me.”
“Pig! Aren’t you ashamed for want
ing all the mon av in th a world?*4
She Deserved a Lathering,
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at Restaurant—Women All Talked
FOUR LADIES IN DISCUSSION
at Same Time.
A mao dining alone at a restauranv
the other night was observed to smile
hugely as he listened to the prattle
of four ladies seated immediately be-;
hind him. They were discussing di-l
vergent topics, and, as is usual in such
cases, they were all talking at the
same time. This is the result as it
reached the man’s ears:
“Thank goodness, my Polly is
blessed—”
“With a calf’s head and a pig's
face—“
. “I love to see little- Johnny well
dressed—”
>
“In the fish kettle over a charcoal
fire—
“To see the darlings dancing before
one—
^'In the frying pan—■”
“And to hear their guileless
tongues—*
“Bubble and squeak—”
“I always see the children put to
bed personally—”
“And smothered in onions—”
“And if they have been good bairns,
I invariably order—;’’
“The heart to be stuffed and roasted,
the gizzard to be peppered, and the
sole to be fried—”
And so on, and so on.
Mrs. Hashleigh—Something wrong
With your glass of water, Mr. Boarder?
Boarder—There's a hair in the ice.
Her Little Jest.
Mrs. H.—Impossible! I shaved that
The man who goes about selling
tee myself.
those little Swiss clocks stopped at
the wayside cottage.
“Lady,” he said, politely, 'Het me
sell you one of these tiny timepieces.
ASK. YOUR GROCER FOR JL & S. BRAND OF
They are very simple and even the
Blueing
Disinfectant Spray
works are wood.“
Ammonia
Cold Water Liquid Starch
“Gracious! ” . exclaimed the humor
“Clean, 0”
Non-Boiling Washing Fluid ous housewife, with a merry twinkle
in her eye, “I should imagine .those
clocks would be dangerous to have
K. an ° ’S. chemj C a 10>
around in the summer.”
“Dangerous in the summer? Why
so, ma’am?”
^P
harmacists ^
“Why, on account of the wood
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Trains for success in the Industries.
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Forestry, Domestic Science and Art.
Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacy.
Fall Term Opens Sept. 23, 1910.
Illustrated literature, giving full in
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Address the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore.
nursery
C atalog
New. Handsome, Instructive, Up-
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FRUIT AND ORNAMENTAL TREES,
SHRUBS, VINES,
ROSES, BERRY PLANTS, ETC
The Wonders About us.
Let not care and humdrum deaden
as to the wonders and mysteries amid
which we live, por to the splendors
and glories, w We need not translate
ourselves in imagination to some oth
er sphere or state of being to find the
marvelous, the divine, the transcend
ent’; we need not postpone our day
of wonder and appreciation to some
future time and condition. The true
Inwardness of this gross visible world
hanging like an apple on the bough
of the great cosmic tree, and swelling
with all the juices land potencies of
life, transcends anything we have
dreamed of superterrestrial abodes.—«
John Burroughs.
Lunchoom Taffy.
“Bring me a plain steak,” ordered
the new patron in the lunch room.
“Yes, sir,” responded the pretty
waitress.
• “And some plain potatoes.”
“I have your order, sir.”
“And some plain bread.”
J'Graclpus, sir, you must think we
keep everything plain in'here?”
“Yes, everything is plain, but the
waitress.”
And when the boss was not looking
she slipped film two wedges of apple
nie gratis.
Rejected.
Howard—How
wife stop buying
Coward—I told
out my ties for
choose the style
her.—Life.
did you make your
your ties?
her I’d let her pick
me if she’d let me
of hair dressing for
y
How Matches Are Made.
Certain kinds of matches are shaved;
with the grain from sawed blocks;
others are cut both 'ways by saws. In
still further. varieties the blocks are
boiled to make them cut easily. By
some machines a boiled or steamed
log is revolved on its own axis, and a
shaver the thickness of a match is
cut round and round. This- shaving
is at the same time cut into lengths
and split into match sticks. It may
be said that there is hardly a limit
to the varieties of methods employed.
Round matches, are made by forcing
them through dies*—Harper's Weekly.
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
Grand Scenery In Arizona.
Truly Wonderful Alarm Clock.
A' few years ago the French govern
ment acquired by purchase from a
privatej collection a wonderful alarm ;
clock which was once the property of
the great Napoleon and which not
only tells the time of day, but, as well,
the day, the month, the year, the
mean solar time, the phases of the
moon, and Indicates, in addition, the
quarter hours. Its attachments also
includo a thermometer.
Policemen were summoned by the
loud howling of a dog to the rescue
of another dog that had fallen* into the
river at Yarmouth, England. The sec
ond animal was saved, and the first
then refused to leave the policemen,
**iid spent the night at the station.
Where the Leap Came In.
Fair Arrival—But why do they can
this, unpicturesque spot under a craggy
tree *Lover’s Leap?”
' Her Friend—Probably because you
can’t sit here five minutes without
a caterpillar dropping down your neck.
Set Age Limit oh Marriage.
According to Russian law ho man
or woman who has attained the age
of eighty can contract a legal mar
Red, Weak:, Weary, Watery, Eyes.
riage. No other country nowadays
Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try
Imposes such a restriction: In ancient
“For unprofessional conduct.”
Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will
Like Murine. It Soothes, 50c at T out
**What did he do?”
Rome, however, legislation on this
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“It was what he didn’t do. He neg point was even more stringent, the
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
lected an opportunity to perform an maximum age limit for men being
On the Installment Plan.
operation on a rich patient.”
sixty and for women fifty.
One day Robert said, “Uncle Bill,
Delicate Irony.
how much do you • want for those
An Interruption.
Makart, the great Viennese painter,
pups?” “Oh, about $2. apiece,” was
Among the primary pupils enrolled was taciturn to a fault. It is related
the reply. “But, Uncle Bill,” said
Robert, “what could I do with a piece in a Baltimore school there this term of him that once at a dinner party he
is the son of a prominent business sat next to Mme. Gallmeyer for a
of pup?”—The Delineator.
man of that city.
whole hour without uttering a syllab le,
Certainly Not.
One afternoon at close of school when his fair neighbor playfully
“I see your heroine floats from the youngster sought out his father nudged him “with, her elbow and said:
room to room.“
in his office, to whom he said:
“Come, Herr con Makart, let us
“Of course,” said the author of the
“Dad, I’m getting tired of school. I change the conversation.”
book. “Would you expect her to at think I’ll quit.”
Teach Obedience.
tempt to walk in these new gowns?”
“Why/’ asked the astonished parent,
—Louisville Courier-Journal.
Let children understand that dis
“what’s the matter, Tommy?
I
thought you were’ fond of going to obedience Is sure to be followed by
One Writer’s View of Life.
punishment. A child seldom disobeys
school.”
The art of life consists in putting “So I am, dad,” responded the young Nature more than once in touching a
ourselves into the place of those we ster, repressing a yawn, “but it breaks hot lamp-glass* It will soon learn to
do not understand, as well as of those up the day so.”—Harper’s Magazine.
obey you as well. Never allow It to
who do not understand us.—-Ivan Pa
ask why. You know:; that is enough.
nin.
Weighed In.
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NEAL
Picking up a sharp knife from, the
meat stand the customer extends it to
the butcher with the remark:
“I haven’t any use for it, but you
may cut it off, and i’ll take it along;
anyhow.”
“Cut what out?’”1 gasps the aston
ished butcher.
“Your hand. You weighed, it with
the roast, you know, and I want all L
pay for.”—Life.
Phone, Marshall 2400
\354 Hall St.
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PORTLAND, OR e J
Beetle—I see the old foot doctor has
an automobile. He must be making
money these 'days*.
Worm—Why not? Nearly al]
Union Painless Dentists his Willie
patients are centipedes.
Out-of-Town People
Should remember that our force is so organized that
The Philosopher of Folly.
we can do their entire Ciown, Bridge and Plate work
in' a day if necessary. Positively painless extract
“Many a girl can learn to love
ing free when plates or bridges are ordered. We re
move the most sensitive teeth and roots without the man,” says the philosopher of foil
least pain. No students, no uncertainty, but special “if the man has enough money to p<,
ists wno do. the most scientific and careful work.
Lady attendants.
*or her education.“
Full Set of Teeth.................................
$5.00
Bridge Work or Teeth without Plates $3.50 to $5
Gold Crowns....................................................... $3.50 to $5.00
Porcelain Crowns.................
$3.50 to $5.00
No Other Excuse.
Gold or Porcelain Fillings........................... $1.00 Up
~~ Tom—And was theirs a love match?
Silver Fillings........................................................ 50c to $1.00
Best Plate Made.................................................... $7.50
Jack—It must have been; they
No charges for Painless Extracting when other
work is done. 15 years' Guarantee with all work. were both aulte wealthy.
Ifoua 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. 221H Morrison Street.
Unanswered Yet.
“Mamma,” said little Harry, peering
over the doughboard with much inter*
est
“What is It, dear?”
“If making bread makes- white
hands, like I’ve heard you tell sister,
where does the. dirt go to?”
Technical Explanation.
Ask your dealer for IMPERIAL
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Chocolats
A trial wdl convince you of their quality.
If he does not carry mem send direct to us
406 Lewis Bldg., Portland, Or.
Belgium’s Fine Sea Front.
The sea front of Belgium, which ex
tends about 40 miles, stretching from
Holland to France; is paved almost en
tirely for'the entire length, and forms
one huge, wide oeean boulevard. And
this, by the way, is the most pro
ductive Of public works in the king
dom.
MOWARD E. BURTON — Assayer and Chemist,
"* Lead^.lle, Colorado.. Specioipn :prices: _ Gold,
Silver, Lead. JI. Gold,, Silver, 75o; Gold. 50c; Zin®
or Copper, $1. M'tilinR.envelopos and full price list
sent on application. Control' and Umpire work so-
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F prn
a
ci and kodak
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Write, for catalogues and literature. Developing*
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Portland Photo Supply Col
Tents, Awnings, Sails
Assistant Editor—Where is the
foreman today?
Compositor—He dropped 20 feet
from his aeroplane last night and pied
his form.
Unaccommodating.
Mr. Phunn—I tell you these rail
roads are a tyrannical lot,
Mr. Phann—You bet! I've even
been at ball games that were called so
the two teams would be able to catch
their train.—Puck
,
Cots, Hammocks, Canvas and Covers
1 or 1,000 at factory prices.
PACIFIC TINT AND AWNING CO.
27
N.
First St., Portland,
Or.
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Salve Tubes, 25c, $1.00t
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. For catalogue ad
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“FILL YOUR OWN TEETH”
FILL-O
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Ants will carry loads 40 or 50 times
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can move a weight 112 times his own
weight. The house fly gives 600
strokes of Its wings in one second, and
this enables it to get a distance of 35'
feet
_______________
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149 Third Street
If yo,u have aching'teeth or cavities and you are
too nervous for the dental ordeal, try Fill-O, the
home dentist^ At druggists or by mail, 25c.
FILL-O MFG CO., 351 Empire-Bldg., Seattle, Wasfc
Blumaer-Frank Drug Co., distributors for Oregon
Useful New Substance.
“Resinite” is the name of a new
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ivory. It renders wood, paper and
pasteboard Impenetrable and makes
Not So Bad.
Mrs. Myles—You wasn’t at the pine, for example, so hard that it rap
idly dulls a planer* ,
bridge party Yesterday?
Mrs Styles—No; I was detained by
sickness at home.
Mrs. Myles—So sorry ! I hope your
dear little dog Fido wasn’t sick?
TÀe
Mrs. Styles—Oh no; only one of the
children! —Yonkers Statesman.
INSTITUTE
Near.
“Did I understand you to say he
was a near relative of yours?”
“Yes. He is a second cousin.“
“I shouldn’t call that very near.*
“But he’s Scotch.”
To a Certain Sweet Extent.
“Do you wholly trust me, darling?”
murmured the young man to the fair
creature who was sitting beside him
on the front seat of the trolley car.
“I do to* a certain extent,” she re
sponded after a little hitch of hesita
tion.
“What extent?” he asked, anxiously, i
“Why,” she explained, “I would trust
you to the extent of not being afraid
of there being any poison in a box of
candy you might send me by mail.”
~ * . ' •
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Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use fox their children
during the teething period.
Dog Forsook His Chum.
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Improves any complexion. Best shampoo made.
Cures most skin eruptions.
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Stops hair from falling.
Makes hair grow.
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J. B. PILKINGTON, Nurseryman
* Portland, Oregon
“The Neal TJnktt
Cured Me” 11U Oil
Sherman Bays Co.
“You are not looking well, Mrs.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
Willington.’’
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR.
“No; I haven’t slept well lately.”
“What’s the trouble? Has the hot
We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR ,
weather affected you?”
HOME FREE. We want you to try it at
;*“Oh, no, it isn’t that.”
our expense because—
“I’ll tell you what it is. You ought
At thé end of thirty days the Piano
to give up the practise of drinking
/7 SELF will convince you of the following
coffee at night. I know a lot of peo
facts:
ple who toss awake all night after
It’s the best value on earth for the price
they have been out to a late dinner
($275). /
and finished with coffee. I had to
quit it myself.”
W3 MUSICALLY wad MECHANICALLY
“I’m sure that isn’t the cause of
righti:
my trouble.”
V/e know there is so much real Value in
“Have you seen a doctor? 9
selling for $275—on easy payments— that
“No. A doctor couldn’t help me
we’re willing to let it bç IT’S OWN SALESMAN.
.
'
any.”
It
will
tell
it's
own
story
to
you
—
in
your
home
—
if
you
’
ll
send
us
the
“But how can you tell until you go
coupon.
to one and let him examine you?”
Please senu me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
•^Well, if you must know, I’m wor
rying about my husband. He hasn’t
Name.¿................. Address..................... .......
kicked at the size of the bills lately, I—
—
......... ■■■■
and he’s been so kind and even-tem
pered right along for a month or two
that I feel almost s^re he must be;
Were Well Taught.
Reverie.
leading a double .life. Ah, if he would
The children of an infant school in
Reverie, like the rain of night, re
only get to grumbling and making it
disagreeable
around
the
house stores color and force to thoughts Wales are taught very much by signs.
\gain! ”
which have been blanched and wearied The hand, of the teacher sloped sig
by the heat of the day. With gentle nifies “oblique;” the hand held fiat,
fertilizing power it awakens within us “horizontal;” the hand upright, “per
All They Could. Afford.
a thousand sleeping germs and, as pendicular.” One of the Welsh bishops
“Sir,” said the indignant citizen, “T though in play gathers round us ma was preaching one day in behalf of
found a fishworm in my hydrant this terials for the future and images for the school, when, observing several
morning.”
the use of talent. Reverie is the Sun children whispering together, he held
“I’m very sorry,” replied the com day of thought, and who knows which- bis hand upright in a warning man
plaint clerk, “that we cannot afford to is the more important and fruitful ner, meaning thereby to impose sb
supply you with fish,. but at the pres for man, the laborious tension of the lence, on which almost the whole
ent low rate for water the best we week, or the life-giving repose of the school, in the midst of the sermon,
can do is to furnish bait.”
shouted out, “Perpendicular!”
Sabbath—Amiel’s Journal.
Bears the
Signature of
SO MANY FEET.
1
Woman Not Well Because Husband
Does Not Kick at Size of Bills—
Misses His Grumbling.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Free on request Write now, men
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[Drink
ROBBED OF HER HAPPINESS
f > COFFEE«. J1
TEA SPICES'
BAKING POWDER
> EXTRACTS
just
R ight
CLOSSEraDEVEBS
PORTLAND. ORE.'
J
Cough of NOW W TIME
Consumption
Your doctor will tell you that
fresh air and good food are
the real cures for consumption.
But often the cough is very
hard. Hence, we suggest that
you ask your doctor about
your taking Ayer’s Cherry
Pectoral; It controls the tick
ling, quiets the cough.
A
We publish, our formulae
_ We banish alcohol
from our medicines
W Jy°v to
a J
> aj
consult your
v
doctor
One of Ayer’s Pills at bedtime will cause
an increased flow of bile,, and produce a
gentle laxative effect the day following.
Formula on each box. Show it to your
doctor. He will understand at a glance«
Dose; one pill at bedtime.
■»Made by the J. O. Ayer Oo., Lowell, Maa»:—*
of the year to have
your teeth out ana
plate rind bridge
work done. For out»
of-town patrons w©
finish plate ana
bridge work in one
day if necessary.
P bioesi
Molar Crowns
22k Bridge Teeth3. 50
1.00
Gold Fillings
Enamel-1 Fillings 1.00
Illings
.50
Silver Fillings
Good Rubber
Plates
Best Rubber
7.50
Plates
‘
_____
OR. W. A. WISE, P resident and Muuen Painless Extr'tlon .50
5.00
23 YEARS ESTABLISHIO IN PORTLAND
BEST METHODS
rainless Extraction Free when plates or bridge work
Is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot get bettea
painless work anywhere, no matter how much you pay.
All work fully guaranteed for fifteen yean.
Wise Dental Co.
INCORPORATED
Painless Dentists
Mng Building, Third & Washington, PORTLAND. 0REGM
OtflCG Hours: 8 A. M. to 8 ?. M. Sundays. 8 to 1
P N U
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