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TRUMPET CALLS. THE HILLS OF REST. Rain’s Horn Sounds a Warning Note to the Unredeemed. The richest gold mine in the 'world to-day is the dump heap of yesterday. The devil gets his best exercise in finding work for idle hands to do. Many boys go to ie bad because they have fathers whose walk and talk do not agree. No college has ever yet made a saint. The big checks are not all signed with gold pens. Growth is always profit when it is the right thing that grows. The man who judges simply by what he can see always judges wrong. A great deal of preaching still takes its color from the glasses the rabbis wear. Many a man fails in life because he. is always trying to catch a lion in a mouse trap. The things that are hid from the wise and prudent are still being re- vealed to babes. A lot of things can be seen through a horse collar that are never visible from a skyscraper window. The real man is always greater than the work he does, and is never smaller than the place he fills. You can tell more about what the Lord is doing by hearing a mother pray than you can by reading some very big books on theology. TO RID ENGLAND OF POVERTY. Way to Prevent Poor Dying; in Workhouse, Prison or Gutter. He who is born in a workhouse will .probably die in a workhouse, says Tit bits. Not certainly, for there are won derful exceptions, but probably. The same thing is true of many places, whole districts, which are not work- houses in the technical sense of the term, but are, nevertheless, the houses in which the work people live, in which, because of their poverty, they -are compelled to live. He who is born in one of these places will prob- ably die in the workhouse, or in the prison, or in the gutter. Again, not -certainly, but probably—most prob- ably. As Sir John Gorst, a minister for • education under a tory administra- tion, said recently, you cannot blame the babies for being born, or for not making proper provision for their up bringing. “At present many of them had no chance, even before their birth, for their mothers were driven -*Jo work until almost the day when they came into the world.” He itgjB' also said—perhaps he exag- gerated; we shall see when we come to look into the matter more closely, but, anyhow, he said it—that the “great mass” of the children in our public schools were in a state of de generacy and neglect. Now, if through out the greater part of a man’s school life he is in a state of degeneracy n,nd neglect, the odds are high that ne will end his days in a workhouse, a .prison or the gutter. What we have to do, then, is to rout out and finally to abolish those work houses that breed paupers, and after ward—let us hope not long afterward —to rout out and abolish those other places that breed paupers, too. An Inventus Device. When Sir Robert Perks’ school days were over he entered the office of a ifirm of lawyers and worked very hard. It was no uncommon thing to, find him reading law at 5 in the morning, and ■this often after he had been working late on the previous night. As a mat ter of fact, he made it an inflexible rule never to be in bed of a morning •after 5. To enforce this rule he in vented an ingenious device. This con sisted of a long glass tube filled with water nicely balance over his head and attached by a string to an alarm. At the desired hour the bel'l rang and awakened the sleeper. If within a few seconds he did not leafr from his bed and avert the calamity the de scending weight of the clock destroyed the balance of the tube, and down poured the water on his guilty head! —From “The Life Story of Sir Robert *W. Perks, Bart, M. P.,” by Dennis «Crane. Logip. “What—a boy of your age doesn’t know the parts of speech!” exclaimed Xhe schoolmaster. “No, sir,” replied the pupil’ “Haven’t you ever heard of a noun?” “Oh, yesrsir!” - “Well, what comes next?” “I don’t know, sir.” “A pronoun,” said the toaster. “Now, remember that. Then comes the verb. Now, what follows that?” “A proverb, please, sir.” — London Scraps. . A Good Listener. The Mistress—Katie, you should not talk so much. The Maid—No, ma’am. “No. You should understand that It is your place to listen.” <4" ‘I do that, ma’am.” «* ‘I never saw you when you were, *>hen.” “No, ma’am; you’ never saw me when I was listening, because I was on the other side of the keyhole. -ma’am.’’—Yonkers Statesman. It may be that a girl does not object to being kissed against her will, pro- Tiding the man in the case pretends to 'use iorf' Beyond the last horizon’s rim, Beyond adventure’s farthest quest, Somewhere they rise, serene and dim, The happy, happy Hills of Rest Unon The While Our their sunlit slopes uplift castles we have buijt in Spain- fair amid the summer drift faded gardens flower again. Sweet hours we did not live go by To soothing note on scented wing; In golden-lettered volumes lie The songs we tried in vain, to sing. . They all are there; the days of dream That build the inner lives of men; The silent, sacred years we deem The might be, and th'e might have been. Some evening when the sky is gold I’ll follow day into the west; Nor pause, nor heed, till I behold The happy, happy Hills of Rest. *—Albert Bigelow Paine, in Harper’s. In the Wrong Pew “Oh, I’m so sorry——” she was begin ning when I cut her short. “Don’t .mention it—doesn’t matter a bit—---- now! ” I added under my breath. The mischief was done, but of course pretty little fluttering Estelle Folsom was not to blame. When Rafe did appear with a bevy of five ladies in tow—four ingenue sisters and a “first old woman” mamma—I could have killed him with a look. However, he was profuse in his regrets —I managed to infer that “the girls” had been a long time over their toilets —and I broke away to make my peace with Miss Callandar. But there was to be neither peace nór pardon for me that night. Thé Honorable Gordon-Powell was very much in evidence; I couldn’t find a vacant place on her dance-card, and to hurried aside requesting a few min utes’ private talk in order that I might explain something the girl returned coolly: “I don’t think it really matters, Mr. Bleecker, does it? Seeing is believing, you know,” she ended, flashing me a dazzling smile over the shoulder of that confounded attache as he whirled her away. For the rest of the evening I played “gooseberry” to Miss Folsom, flirted desperately with the four bread-and- butter Scrimgeor girls', and rather took a savage delight in dancing with Rafe’s fiancee more times than was perhaps prudent or necessary. Punishment came, in the morning bright and early in the shape of a note from Miss Callandar, delivered while I was dressing. It was short, tart, and to the point. Her ring—my ring—fell from the envelope to the floor as I opened it. Here is what I read, un- dated, unsigned: “After last night, I am reluctant): convinced that you are as fickle as once thought you true. I abhor deceit and double-dealing as the one unpar donable sin between men and women. Henceforth should we »meet it must be as strangers. But I hope, never to see you again.” So I was condemned unheard! ’That started my fighting blobw. By heaven, she should know the truth! By 10 stant knew that 1 was stm nopelessly in love. But that “unless” would not down! What if she were married to the Honorable! Less likely things have happened. I wished she’d remove her glove so that I might see if a fate ful and tell-tale plain gold band encir cled a certain left-hand finger. But a second glance at that pure girlish pro file beside .me somehow gave assurance that my fears in that respect were groundless. Perhaps a Couple of minutes passed while the ladies were settling them selves in their seats, Mrs. Callandar sit ting on the other side of Jessie. Thus far, I was sure, the girl had no idea who she had for a right-hand neighbor. Then, though keeping my eyes reso lutely frontward, I was conscious that I •her head turned in my direction. felt the red blood surging over neck and face, although I was so browned and tanned that I .hoped it would es- cape notice. I glanced quickly and to my secret delight noted that Jessie’s cheek and one tiny ear were coral pink. In that instant our eyes met. She had recognized{ me! Yet her cool glance was of the kind usually accorded to a complete stranger, and Miss Callan- dar’s outward composure might be de scribed as glacial. The organ ceased its mellow prelude, the choir sang their “opening piece,” the minister delivered his brief invoca tion, and then the congregation rose for the responsive reading. Calmly and coolly the girl found the place and of fered me half of her book. < Neither of us joined in the responses. Personally I was conscious of a very inconvenient dryness and tightening in iiy vocal apparatus. What Jessica felt just then I have never been able to \earn. However, I was doing a pile of tjhinking, and all the old feeling of re sentment at her injustice came over ine again. ’ Casting my eyes down the page I saw, several paragraphs .ahead, some words that I told myself were almost providential in their appositeness— from my point of view. In an instant I had evolved a very pretty plot, for I was resolved that, willy-nilly, Miss Jes sica Callandar and I would have an ex planation ere the day was many hoUr3 qlder. ’Clearing my throat and swallowing as the minister and congregation near ed the fateful lines, I made .my one and only response in a clear and deep bass voice: In less than ten minutes Jessica was in my arms once «more, our peace was made, and I was kissing away the tears of happy relief that dimmed the radiance of the dearest eyes on earth, Then the luncheon-bell tingled, and as hand in hand we went down the wide stairs I chuckled gayly: “Well, it turned out to be the right church for me, sure enough, even if I did get into the wrong pew!”—San Francisco Argonaut. BIGNESS OF THE WEST. A Few Stories, Veracious of Course» Leave No Room for Doubt. The great west is big. Every year the east hears a new crop of stories aiwut the bigness of the west that makes it marvel. Here is a portion of this last season’s crop of big stories of the things of the west, says the Los Angeles correspondence of the New York Herald. During corn growing time a Kansas newspaper, printed a startling dispatch SWISS TRAMPS FEW. from {he southern part of that State saying that a boy climbed a cornstalk A Poor Place For the Man Wh Doesn’t Want to Work. to see how the clouds looked and that Switzerland is not a place for the stalk was growing faster thau the tramps, because the man out of em boy could climb down. ployment and who makes no effort to At the date of the dispatch the boy find work is not tolerated for a mo was clear out of sight. Three men ment in that country. The district were engaged to cut down the corn authorities will secure him a job at stalk With axes to save the boy from hard labor and little pay, and such starvation, but the stalk grew so rapid an offer can be refused only under the ly that they could not hit twice in the penalty of going to a penal work same place. The boy was living on house. • Tiñese institutions are under green com alone and had already military discipline, the work severe, thrown down more than four bushels the wages a penny or threepence per of cobs. day, and release is granted only upon The later fate of the boy is not the advice of those in charge. No known. That is of minor importance, difficulty is experienced in determin anyway. The great and burning ques ing between beggars and unemployed, tion is: Does corn really grow that because all legitimate laborers have fast in Kansas? papers given them by the district in A man whose word has never been which they live containing informa disputed with any degree of success tion concerning the position they have went east with this story from south held. western Kansas. His two brothers In every part of Switzerland are were working clearing out the weeds established “relief in kind” stations lnRa deserted pasture lot. After a trip for the exclusive use of respectable to the farmhouse one of the brothers unemployed. Only those are admitted returned to find the other missing. who have had regular work during ¡ “Where are you, Ed?” he shouted. the previous three months and have “Here I am,” he heard the answer been out of employment for at least ing voice of Ed. coming from some five days. These men must be on the where near the fence. lookout for work and accept any sit- “Well, shake a weed,, so I can tell uation that is offered, because the where you are,” commanded the chronic loafer is soon detected by the brother. police and his papers are marked so They tell down east that if a farm that he can never again seek refuge er in the west plants his ground with com and takes first class care of it he in a “station.” will get 100 bushels to the acre, and if he takes middling care of it he will get BUENOS AYRES. seventy-five bushels to the acre, and if A City With All the Finish of a he does not plant at all he will get París or a Berlin. fifty. Buenos Ayres, the capital of the it is also told in the east that west Argentine Republic, is in some re- ern farmers have been known to start spects the most cosmopolitan city in out in the spring and plow a furrow the world, No important European until fall and turn around and harvest nation but has Contributed its capital back; while a man in Detroit has a and its people to the upbuilding of friend in Dakota who owned a farm this great metropolis. It also has the on which he had to give a mortgage distinction of being the second city and the mortgage was due on one end of Latin population in the world, be before they could get it recorded on ing larger, than the largest cities in the other. Italy and Spain. Not so long ago a man—perhaps it There is perhaps no city which ex was the same man—was telling some hibits a greater variety . of pleasing acquaintances about a pathetic scene contemporary styles of domestic archi he witnessed on one of those big Da tecture. The city council tries to en kota farms three years ago. He said courage beautiful building by annual he saw an entire family prostrated ly offering a gold medal to the archi with grief—women yelling, children tect who is found to have planned the bawling and dogs barking. One man most atractive facade and by freeing had his camp outfit placed on seven from the building tax the building four-mule wagons and was going thus favored. around bidding everybody good-bye. The outward aspect of Buenos Ayres “Where is he going?” asked one of is rather that of a European than of the party.” an American capital. It has all the “Half way across the farm to feed finish of a Paris or a Berlin. The the pigs,” was the answer. % absence of the irregular sky line, Some one wanted to know if he ever caused in North American cities by got back to' his family again, but the the extreme height of some business narrator said it was not time for him buildings as well as the fact that the to get back yet. ground of the city is quite uniformly One man, it is said, started in to cut build upon, even in the more outlying a tree off his place. When he had cut regions, keeps the city from present away at one side for about ten days ing that unfinished appearance which he decided to take a look around the even our largest cities have.—World tree/ and when he got around on the To-day. other side he found a man who had been cutting at that same tree fox* Just a Fit. three we^ks and they had not heard In the Ex-Libris Journal an amus the sound of each other’s axes. ing anecdote. is given of a man anx The quick growth of Western cities ious for a coat of arms and fortunate is a matter of common talk and the ’in finding one. A second-hand book East no longer doubts these tales. An seller bought at a country sale some engine driver of a train crossing the 300 volumes of handsome but unsal prairie was surprised one day to see a able old sermons, books on theology town of considerable size just ahead, and the like. at a spot where there was nothing the He placed a number of these out day before. He yelled over to his fire side his shop. Soon afterward a well man, asking what town that was, but dressed man entered and said, “Have the fireman was stumped, too. When ,you any more of this kind of books he pulled into the station there were with this shield on them?” pointing nearly 1,000 persons waiting to see the to the bookplate attached, which bore first train come in. When they pulled the arms and name of a good old out the conductor stationed a brake- country family. - man on the rear platform to watch for “That box, sir, is full of books from any towns that sprang up after the the same house,” answered the book- train got by. seller. They never ‘have anything small or “What do you ask for them?” in- ordinary out in that section at all. quired the man. “I’m going back to Windstorms blow down wire fences» ■ Chicago, and I want to take some draw stoves out of chimneys and blow books, and these will just fit me, name the bottoms out of empty bottles. Dur* and all. Just you sort out all that ing one of these remarkable wind have that shield and name, but don’t storms a whisky barrel standing in you send any without that nameplate, front of a saloon was sucked out of for that’s my name, too. I reckon the bunghole and turned Inside out, this old fellow with the daggers and and the dirt was blown from around a roosters might have been related to post hole in the hillside, leaving the me some way.” hole sticking out of the ground about two feet with no dirt around it. A Toothsome Revenge. trouble began, innocently enough on my part, at the senior prom in New Haven, where I, Dofl Blecker— no, it isn’t a pet-dog name for Donald: parents just named me that way—was about concluding the regulation four years at Sheff. Rafe Scringeor and I were chums and bunkies; hence, he knew that I was engaged to Jessica Callandar, while to me it was no secret that he hoped to adorn a similar romantic re lation to Estelle Folsom. My inamorata lived with her widow ed mother near the Washington Arch on lower Fifth avenue, New York, while Estelle Folsom was the only daughter of a rich manufacturer, re siding on Whitney avenue, New Haven, which facts will explain how I knew Estelle quite well, while Miss Callan dar did not, except possibly through hearsay. I may mention also the phy sical and psychological facts that the two girls belonged to opposite types— Jessica being tall, dark and stately; Estelle petite, blonde, and of a Dres- den-china-shepherdess style of pretti- ness. It sBould be needless to stare that personally I do not much care for “Judge not according to the appear* blondes, a confession offset by Scrim- ance, geor’s avowal that somehow, since he But judge righteous judgment.” had met Estelle1 Folsom, he felt that Then came the Gloria Patri, and we way about all brunettes. all sat down. Not by a single tremor of wrist or fingers did the girl betray Now it fell out that on the night of the least sign that she had heard. the prom, owing to his mother and sis After the notices were read, the ser ters being in town, Rafe didn’t have mon-hymn was given out, and we. rose time to drive way out on Whitney ave to sing. As before I was offered the nue and back, so he begged me to start right-hand half of the hymn-book with a little early and escort Miss Folsom to the place already found. Also as be the Hyperion before I called for Jessie fore neither of us joined in, although Callandar at her hotel, he promising the melody was a very familiar one. to be on hand and meet us in the foy I kept my eyes glued to the* page. er, thus releasing me quickly. What JOINING IN THE FIRST TWO LINES. Two verses, three verses, went by, and else could a man do but consent? My car was a speedy one, and I o’clock I was at the hotel, only to be choir and congregation entered on the made three three miles out and back told that “Mrs. Callandar and party last verse. I noted that the words were in record time. But there was no left for New York on the 9 o’clock ex by Dr. Watts—good old Dr. Watts! Rafe on hand to meet us. Miss Fol press.” I followed by the Shore Line Suddenly I was> electrified by Jessica’s som and I stood chatting just inside an hour later, and suffered another re beautifully clear and vibrant soprano the swinging doors of the foyer where buff upon calling at the Callandar resi joining in the first two lines: we could be seen by every one bidden dence. Miss Callandar was convention “He that does one fault at first, to the greatest social event of the Yaie ally “not at home.” Then I wrote a And stoops to hide it, makes it two.’’ long letter, detailing the facts. That year. She had given me my answer—a Jessie read it I didn’t doubt, althougn Nine-thirty came and went, then 10 it was returned to me along with a very pretty and appropriate retort from her viewpoint—paying me back in my o’clock, and still no Rafe. Again, what bunch of my former letters. could I do, save continue to squire my . For the third time I ask you: What own coin. But at least she had spoken, chum’s pretty dame, although I was more coqld a fellow do? I stiffened and when once a woman consents to aching to fetch my own lady-love. To my jaw, plunged into work, was grad argue the battle’s half won if tne man’s her, of course, I thought I could easily uated with my B. S., and went West to cause be just. I was determined she should not enjoy her woman’s privilege explain matters. But good-fellowship work for a big construction firm. of the last word. peters out at a certain point; the mu * * * • * * So all through the forty-minute ser sic had begun long ago; arrivals were Four years later, early on a Sunday perceptibly fewer, and I was consider morning in May, I landed in New York. mon I planned my little campaign. I ing how I might decently escape, when The little blind god of happen-so put believed dear old Mrs. Callandar would the doors swung apart to admit—Jes it into my head that for once I’d oa prove my ally, and unless Jessica had sica Callandar with her mother, attend good and go to church. Naturally I changed her name and condition dur ed by a tall, rather distinguished-look chose the old Collegiate Chapel where ing my absence I promised myself I’d ing fellow. He was a complete stran for two hundred years the Bleeckers conquer. ger to me—wearing a monocle attach had worshiped, and where our family When the benediction was conclud- ed to a narrow black ribbon, by which pew was handed down as an heirloom, ed I offered my hand to the girl and token I sized him up for an English But, as I afterward discovered, our her mother and spoke. The old lady man before he opened his mouth—and seat had been so long .untenanted by was unfeignedly glad to see me; in I hated him instinctively. the family—I am the last of the line— deed,, she looked and said so. Jessica Imagine my surprise and chagrin. that is was now used as a strangers’ was more coy, but she did not freeze No wonder, as I have since been as pew. This, of course, I did not know me altogether, for which small mercy sured, I looked like a farmer’s boy when I whispered to the usher—-a com I was devoutly thankful. Indeed, my feelings might be likened to those of caught stealing apples! To have seem-, plete stranger, by the way: a bank clerk who wins out on a hun- ed to break an appointment with my “The Bleecker pew, if you please.” fiancee and to be apparently ^caught He nodded and preceded me up the dred-to-one gamble a day or two be with the goods,” laughing and chatting aisle, although I could have found my fore the bank examiner comes around. In the most matter-of-fact maimer with another girl! It was horrible, way blindfold. He did not pause at and, I admit, didn’t look very well. the well-remembered door, but went possible I turned their way down the However, Miss Callandar carried off on half a dozen paces further. Then I avenue that glorious May morning, matters superbly. noticed that the Bleecker pew already nodding to old acquaintances here and there. Yet were we both far enough “How do you do, Mr. Bleecker?” held its quota. (That mister sent cold chills down my My guide opened the door of an from the madding crowd. Arrived at spine.) “Let me introduce the Hon- empty sitting and motioned me within, the Callandar house, Mrs. Callandar orable Mr. Gordon-Powell, of the Brit- saying under his breath: insisted on my remaining for lunch-’ ish legation in Washington?’ “The Bleecker pew is full, but you’ll eon. I lqoked at Jessica for my cue— whether to accept or decline—but she We men shook hands perfunctorily be entirely welcome here.” During the reign of Charles II., the Refused to Be Fooled. * while the attache murmured his En I bowed and took the end seat near- persistently kept her eyes averted; age of gallantry, it was the custom There is no fooling a man who loves glish “Chawmed, I’m shaw.” Then it the aisle. Service had not yet begun, however, I remembered that “silence among gentlemen when they drank a fooling. Some one, on that significant was my cue to introduce Miss Folsom and I was interestedly gazing around gives consent,”' and interpreted it as lady’s health in order that they might date, April 1, sent Henry Ward Beech to the trio. Jessie overtopped Estelle the old sanctuary where as a lad in another good omen. Surely this was do her still more honor to destroy at er a letter containing just a sheet of by four or five inches, and seemed to knickerbockers I had sat between my going to be the blessedest Sunday I the same time a part of their cloth paper with the two words, “April completely overlook the diminutive lit father and mother, Sunday after Sun had ever known!. ing. Fool,” says the United Presbyterian. Well, once inside the house you may tle thing. Yet she said, quite compos day, when I Was roused from my rev Upon one occasion Sir Charles Sed Mr. Beecher opened it, and then a edly and smilingly: erie by the rustle of skirts and the. imagine what followed. ley was dining in a tavern and had a delighted smile beamed over his face “I’m delighted to meet any—er— click of the door-catch. Two ladies Almost insensibly our steps led us particularly fine necktie on, where as he exclaimed: friend of Mr. Bleecker’s.” The sting were being ushered in. to the old library in the rear exten- upon one of his friends to play him a “Well! I’ve often heard of a man was covert, but all the more apparent Naturally I rose and stepped into the ’ sion where, in fact, I had first asked trick, drank to the health of a certain writing a letter and forgetting to sign, to my sensitive and. guilty ears. aisl& to permit the new arrivals to en her. to be mine more than five years lady, at the same time throwing his his name to it, but this is the first case Miss Callandar, her mother, and h?r ter, raising my eyes for a moment as before. Mrs. Callandar, dear old thing, necktie in the fire. Of course Sir of a. man signing his name and forget« escort moved on toward the dancing they passed me, and got the surprise discreetly vanished upstairs to “take Charles had to do likewise, but he got ting to write the letter.” off her things.” floor, Jessie merely flinging over her of my life. even, for not long, after that, dining Make Some One Happy. They were. Jessica Callandar and her Once we were alone I confess to with the same company, he drank the shoulder^ with that adorable tilt of the Charles Kingsley thus counseled a mother f Jessica Callandar, after all rather rushing the attack. Resolutely health of a fair one, at the same time eyebrows I knew and loved so well: “Aren’t you coming—you and Miss those years, just as fresh and cool and taking Jessica’s now ungloved hands ordering a dentisi whom he had en friend' “Make it a rule and pray ta stately as ever, Neither had recog- in mine—I noted that the ring finger gaged to be present to pull out a re God to help you to keep it, never, if Folsom?” “Certainly, in a few minutes. I’m nized me, and for an instant I was still unringed—I compelled her to fractory tooth which had been trou possible, to lie down at night without thought of flight. But only for an In listen while I hurriedly poured out th» bling him. Everyone else was obliged . being able to say, *1 have made one only waiting for----- ” human being at least a little wiser, a They were gone, and I turned to stant. The chance rencontre was too true story of that prom night. Per in this manner to mourn a molar. little happier or a little better thia my companion with something very fortunate to be despised unless—and I haps my strongest card was the fact Anyway, a square meal is as broad day? You will find it easier than you Hke a scowl on my otherwise usually stole another glance at the face of the that Estelle Folsom had become Mrs. think and pleasanter?* girl beside me, and in that same in- Scrimgeor the year after I went West. as it is long. amiable feature^