“TEACHER’S CLO’ES.”
How Papa Bncourased.
Catarrh
“What did papa say, George?” He
said it was too hot to talk nonsense.”
“But did he know that you wanted to
marry me?” “I—I think he did.” “And
It weakens the delicate lung tissues, didn’t he encourage you to proceed?”
deranges the digestive organs, and “Yes. he held the door open for me.”—
breaks down the general health.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Invites Consumption
Voice of the People.
“Colonel, what will be the overshad-
Little People Knew What They frwlrig issues of the next campaign?”
“Well, I can’t tell you about that,
Liked Best In School.
A teacher whose .little pupils are I St. course, until a few of us have got
for the most part immigrants asked together and had our little conference.”
them not long ago to each think a
No matter how long your neck may
moment, and be ready to tell what be or how sore your throat, Hamlins
thing in school they liked best. The Wizard Oil will cure it surely and
first hand raised was Anne.tta’s, and quickly. It drives out all soreness and
her answer came, at the nod of per- inflammation.
mission, with explosive enthusiasm.
A Secret Society.
one of you city men once in a while.— It was:
Carrie—I’ve got a dandy idea for a
“
Teacher
’
s
clo
’
es!
”
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Radically and permanently cures.
Being, as it were, already accus­ girls’ secret society. Belle—A secret
In usual liquid' form or in chocolated tablet!
Starting; Another Controversy.
tomed to the unexpected In dealing, society! -■ Do you think it would be
known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses $L
“Old chap, you ought to shave ofl with her flock, teacher accepted this practical? Carrie—-Surely. We wouldn’t
that long beard of yours. It harbors
reply as quite in the: natural order of keep secrets; we’d swap them.—Puck.
Example at Hand.
germs—that’s what the doctors say.”
The Pastor (dining with the family)
“Dear boy, you ought to trim tha. things, and proceeded to turn it to
One DiMtinctlon»
—Ah, yes, Brother. Smithers, it is the half bushel of hair on your head. account. She was glad,, she said, that.
Irate Caller—Your paper accused me
little things of this life that count!
There’s no telling what it harbors.”— Annetta liked her clothes, because she this morning of running over a man
Little Willie (in a loud whisper)— Chicago Tribune.
really took a good deal of pains to with my motorcycle. It isn’t true. It
Maw, that’s the sixth biscuit he’s took.
have them nice. They were, she point­ was an automobile.
You Can Get Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE.
—Chicago Tribune.
Editor—Well, what’s the difference?
Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N.' Y., for a ed out, always very simple; but she
Irate Caller—The difference? About
free sample of Allen’s Foot-Ease. It cures tried to choose pretty colors, and above
During the year 1908 no less than sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes all things, to keep them neat. Nobody $850!”
new Or tight shoes easy. A certain cure fox
9,254 different books were published in corns,
ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug­ could help sometimes tearing holes or
the United States. The number is 366 gists sell
it. 25c. Don’t accept any substitute. getting spots; but everybody should
Pettit’s Eye Salve for 25c
less than during the preceding year.
clean the spots and darn the holes as relieves tired or overworked eyes,
An Inconsistent Expense.
stops eye aches, congested, inflamed
“I wonder why long telegraphic soon as possible. Indeed, a lady, or a or sore eyes. All druggists or Howard
ladylike little girl, would feel very un­ Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
messages are so expensive.”
comfortable if she had to stay untidy
“Why do you wonder?”
* ‘
AND TANNER
A
Output.
“Because they are intended to go on more than a little while. She added:
Truth Seeker—What are the Issues
“See, I keep this little work-bag in
tick.”—Baltimore American.
FÜRS BOUGHT
my desk, and I will always lend it to In the coming campaign?
F. B. FINLEY
His Summer Job.
Ward Heeler—Well, we haven’t is-
any one who wants to mend her dress
“Got a summer job, eh?”-said Yorick in recess. Perhaps I might even some­ sued anything yet but a loud call for
249 Columbia
Portland, Ore.
money.
Ham.
“On a farm,” explained Hamlett Fatt. times see a place that you could mend,
- Nipped by a Late Frost.
MODERN
EXPERT
“What do you know about farm but hadn’t noticed; would you like me
to tell you if I do? I am sure if there, “Pulsatilla, I’ve been coming to see
work ?”
DENTISTRY
“Q, I’m hired to talk dialect for the was anything wrong with my clothes you for several years, and I think it’s
At Pric.es that Defy Coriipetition
benefit of the summer boarders.”— that I could put right, I should wish high time for me to—er——”
. TEETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY
“Quit and give some other young
Courier Journal.
to be told.”
man a chance, Mr. Slocum? Thanks;
The
lure
of
the
dainty
work-bag
and
Broadening; Effect of Travel.
so do-1. Don’t stumble over the rug in
“Aunt ’Mandy, now that you’vt the -artful suggestion of reciprocity the hall as you go, Mr. Slocum.”—Chi­
made that long anticipated visit tc worked admirably toward an increase cago Tribune.
China, tell me what you think of th< of tidiness for some days. Then came
Chinese as a race.”
a visit from a group of distinguished
“Well, child, they certainly do knon educators. More chalk was needed in
how to cook rice.”—Chicago Tribune
the course of a blackboard exercise,
......... 50c
PAINLESS EXTRACTION.......
and teacher reached up for it to a
DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTION.
SILVER FILLINGS...................
...50c up
high shelf. As she turned, several
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$1.00 up
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The relief is as quick as it is certain. I
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. “Scusi, teacher,” she cried, “but your
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first-class.; whiskey, and use a table off, and then it was two bust off, and
spoonful before each meal and at bee then it was one more bust off, and the
time. The bqttle must be well shaker last one. that busted wenr down the .
each time./' This simple remedy is ont register!”
of the most effective, known. The
It was a ,very flushed teacher, in a
The Chinese Doctor: restorative action will be felt after th< becoming if semi-detached blouse, who
first few doses.
explained to three twinkling educators
This wondeful man has
made a life study of the
some additional points in Her methods
The Sort of Man He 1».
properties of Roots,
Herbs and Barks, and
“Biffers is a singularly narrow anc upon which she had not expected
is giving the world the
dwell.:—Youth’s Companion.
selfish person, isn’t he?”
benefit of his .services.
“He is. Cook at the steak is fai*
No Mercury, Poisons
wear well
® i
z'Artful Young; Barney Kehoe.
more interesting to him than Cook at
or Drugs Used. No
Will
ye
be
for
the
Gap
0
’
Dunloe,
and
they
keep
you
it
the
pole!
”
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leveland
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Dealer.
Operations or Cutting
It often causes headache and dizzi­
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They Helped Some.
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Visitor—I don’t see how you cab
Being a constitutional disea«
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Si Seeder—I couldn’t if I didn't see 1
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Over Her Hea'd.
“Where are_you going to spend youi
honeymoon ?” asked the prospectiv<
bride’s girl friend.
“O, it will not be a mere honey«
moon! ” exclaimed the prospectivi
bride. “It will be a honey cycle!”
“So you’re going to take your wed­
ding journey on. bikes,’ are you? Hoti
perfectly delightful!” gurgled the oth-
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personal supervision ior over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and .
Just-as-good” are but Experiments, and endanger the '
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
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I dunno?
Oh! I’m glad 0’ that same/,
Ail the tourists think shame
To be missin’ the Gap 0’ Dunloe—
They do so.
' Now, then, whisper! Mayhap
When ye come on the Gap
Ye’ll be seein’ a lass
On this side 0’ the pas^
That’ll ax for the toll.
She’s a dacint good soul,
Though .the eyes of her twinkle so
droll,
Well, ye’ll pay her the tax
An’ ye’ll wink*.an’ ye’ll ax:
“Would ye marry young Barney
hoe?”—
’Tis a bit of a joke
That the folk love to poke
At the lass 0’ the Gap 0’ Dunloe.
it’s where, whin ye’ve done
Dunloe,
Will ye go?
Ye’ll be wise t© come back
By this very same thrack,
Fur there’s little that’s back o’
loe—
There Is so.
' Sure, the hills are so bare
There’s no scenery there
Like the kind that ye find
On this side, d’ye mind?
So, I’ll watch for the eBay
Whin ye’re passin’ this way
Jist to hear what the lass had to
Whin she made her reply
To the wink o’ yer eye
An’ yer joke at the Gap o’ Dunloe—
Is it who may I be ?
Ye’ll find me, d’ye see,
If ye’ll ax for young Barney Kehoe.
—Catholic Standard and Times.
Not Used to ;t.
The new teacher was beginning the
arithmetic lessen, says the London
News.
“Now, boys,' listen to me. Suppose
John has five oranges and James
gave him eleven more, Then Jf John
handed seven • to George, how many
would he have left?”
Dead silence and great perplexity
fell upon the class.
“Come, come; that’s easy enough.
Well, my lad, what is it?”
“Please, sir,” said one of the boys,
“we always does our sums in hap-
ples.”. i
Makes a .Living; as Pawning Agent.
e
t
A woman who appeared in a Lon­
don police court the other day was
scribed as
“pawning agent.” She
makes her living by pawning 1 lings
for her neighbors, who pay her a com­
mission because they believe she can
«ecure larger loans* than they could.
Quite a
¿S-
&
M oys M oes
take NO SUBSTITUTE.
your reach. If youiA tfealer cannot fit you, write for
MailOrder^Catafo^^--L.Dougl^A’ocMon, Mass. \
Shock.
Bridegroom ,(expectantly) — Now,
my dear father-in-law, I wish to say
just a word about my debts—
Father-In-Law (slapping him on the
back)—Did you say debt’s? Why, my
boy, I’ll bet my debts exceed yours
+hree to one!—Fliegende Blaetter.
Home Thoughts.
'
SMITH WANTS YOUR PRODUCE
Portland, Or., Nov. 16, 1909.
We have our own 22 markets and we supply some others. As has always
been our policy, we shall give the Portland public only fresh, absolutely
choice native poultry. We refuse to use the Eastern cold .storage poultry
that is being brought inhere in carload lots: We are loyal to the Oregon
farmer. The prices ruling today are as follows:
Dressed, Turkeys...........20 to 22%c
Dressed) Geese ...............15 to 18c
Dressed Ducks..............20to 22%c
Dressed Chickens, hens and springs, 15 to 16c
Live Chickens, hens and springs 14c
Dressed hogs........................................ 9c
Dressed veal, up to 130 lbs........10c
Large Veal Less.
All produce must be good, fat quality : poultry dry-picked. Wé want small turkeys in
preference to large ones.- The smaller thé turkey the better. We do riot charge commission
on anything. We will remit with check drawn on the First National Bank of Portland. Ad­
dress all shipments to the
FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO.
Portland, Oregon^
“Fighting the Beef TrustM
Nobody Protesting;.
“Was this decision a case of
’square deal’?” asked -one belligerent
politician.
“No,” answered the other. “It was
a ease of don’t dare squeal.”—Milwau­
kee Sentinel.
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