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Voices From the Crowd: The End of Empire
By Miles Wickstrom
 
One  axiom  that  is  universally 
accepted  among  historians  is  that  all 
empires eventually collapse.  Throughout 
the history of mankind, there have been 
no  exceptions  to  that  rule.    Some,  like 
the Caliphate of the Middle East, last for 
many  centuries.    Others,  like  the  Third 
Reich,  didn’t  last  even  one  generation.  
Some,  like  the  Roman  Empire,  were 
particularly  memorable.    Others,  like 
the  Hittite  Empire,  you’ve  never  even 
heard  of,  have  you?    One  constant  still 
remains:    empires  always  collapse.  
That’s the rule. 
 
All  of  us  should  naturally  have 
an  interest  in  empire  collapse  because 
we  happen  to  live  in  an  empire  -  the 
American  Empire,  founded  in  1790 
when  we  trounced  the  British  Empire 
in  the  Revolutionary  War.    There  are 
several  predictors  that  signal  what 
historian  Dmitri  Orlov  calls  “empire 
collapse  syndrome”,  so  let’s  compare 
the  predictors  of  collapse  with  current 
events  and  see  where  our  particular 
empire stands in its life cycle.
 
Empires typically – not always, 
but  typically  –  collapse  as  the  result  of 
military  overextension.      The  Roman 
Empire is a good example.  At the time 
of the collapse of the Roman Empire in 
476CE,  its  influence  spanned  four  time 
zones  and  encompassed  an  area  of  the 
globe from Great Britain in the northwest 
to Saudi Arabia in the southeast. 
 
Militarily,  the  Roman  legion 
was  one  of  the  mightiest  armies  ever 
assembled.  Like a juggernaut, it rolled 
across the map, conquering nation after 
nation  and  bringing  them  under  the  itself.  We repeat ourselves.
thumb of Rome.  As you might imagine,   
So,  applying  the  lessons  of 
it  is  one  thing  to  conquer,  it’s  another  history, where does the American Empire 
thing  to  rule.    When  Italy  was  invaded  stand?    We  might  consider  that  nearly 
by  the  Visigoths  and  Vandals  and  later  50%  of  discretionary  spending  in  the 
the Huns in the fifth century, the Roman  federal budget goes to the Pentagon.  We 
legion  was  spread  so  thinly  that  there  might  consider  that  we  have  more  than 
simply weren’t enough soldiers to defend  2000 military installations worldwide, at 
the nation.   The lesson here is valuable:   least one in every time zone on the planet.  
the  further  a  nation  attempts  to  extend  We might even consider the fact that we 
its  influence  through  military  means,  have borrowed two billion dollars a day 
the  more  vulnerable  it 
for the last seven years to 
becomes to collapse.
fund the wars in Iraq and 
In 1995,
 
We – all of us – had 
Afghanistan.    We  might 
America was
a front row seat to exactly 
also consider the fact that 
ranked number
this  phenomenon.    The 
that  borrowing  accounts 
USSR  spanned  six  time 
for $10 trillion of our $14 
1 on scholastic
zones  and  existed  from 
trillion national debt, and 
achievement
1922 to 1991 - not a terribly 
counting. 
tests. Last year,
impressive life span as far 
  That level of borrowing 
we ranked 53rd.
as empires go, but certainly 
comes at a terrible price. 
rd
53
out
of
57
an  imposing  force  in  its 
Each  year,  a  larger  slice 
time.    The  Soviet  Empire 
of the budget pie goes to 
countries.
repeated all the mistakes of 
the  military  and  prison 
Rome.    The  ruinous  costs 
industrial 
complexes 
of the space race, the arms race, and the  while a smaller slice goes to education, 
Afghan  war  chewed  up  fully  27%  of  and  it  shows.    In  1995,  America 
GDP.    The  result  was  an  astronomical  was  ranked  number  1  on  scholastic 
national  debt.    Without  a  functioning  achievement tests.  Last year, we ranked 
cash  flow,  funding  for  social  services  53rd.  53rd out of 57 countries.  At least 
stopped.    Maintenance  and  expansion  we  can  claim  dominance  over  Somalia 
of  the  country’s  infrastructure  stopped.   and Kazakhstan, for what it’s worth.
Paychecks  for  military  personnel   
We’re  losing  our  technological 
stopped.    In  1985,  it  abandoned  the  edge.  The rest of the world is crisscrossed 
prison  system  known  as  the  gulag,  not  with bullet trains and magnetic levitation 
because  it  ran  out  of  dissidents,  but  rail  systems.    America  –  the  nation 
because it ran out of money.  Six years  that  once  was  the  gold  standard  for 
later, the Russian Empire collapsed even  technological  innovation  -  has  just  one 
though it still had nine thousand nuclear  high speed rail line.  The average speed?  
warheads and a massive military.  
62  MPH.  The  fastest  computers  in  the 
 
Note:  history  doesn’t  repeat  world  are  manufactured  in  China  using 
Chinese  technology.    I  was  taught  that 
communism was a political system that 
was doomed to fail and I believed it.  The 
communist  nation  of  China  will  pass 
America as the world’s largest economy 
sometime in the next 16 years.  India – 
ya know, that nation with all the starving 
children?  -  will  pass  us  in  2050,  Brazil 
ten years later.
 
Empires on a collapse trajectory 
typically see it coming well in advance 
even  when  they  won’t  openly  admit  it.  
Once  the  writing  on  the  wall  becomes 
legible,  it  seems  to  become  irresistibly 
tempting  to  rattle  a  few  sabers  one  last 
time  in  a  show  of  nationalistic  chest-
thumping.    Thus,  most  empires  have 
marked  their  collapse  with  burning 
cities,  slaughtered  civilians  and  martial 
law.    In  a  highly  weaponized  empire 
such  as  ours,  where  there  are  more 
privately owned firearms than there are 
people, the worst case outcome is dire in 
the extreme.
 
Empires always collapse.  That’s 
the rule.  As much as we’d like to think 
that rule doesn’t apply to us, the American 
Empire will also collapse.  That doesn’t 
mean  we  will  disappear  from  the  face 
of  the  Earth,  but  it  does  mean  we  will 
need to learn how to accept second place 
as The New Normal.  While we almost 
certainly passed the point of redemption 
in 1982 when we sold the White House 
to  Wall  Street,  we  can  still  plan  the 
transition.  Will it include burning cities 
and  slaughtered  civilians,  or  can  we 
create a softer landing?  I sincerely hope 
it is the latter.
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