The amplifier. (West Linn, Oregon) 1921-current, December 01, 1930, Page 4, Image 4

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    W. L. H. S. APLIFIER
PAGE FOUR
JOKES
“What verse in the Bible best
describes the college student?”
‘“They toil not, neither do they
spin, yet Solomon in all his glory
was not arrayed like one of these.*”
Miss Edgerton (speaking of hy­
giene)—“Why must we always be
careful to keep our homes clean
and neat?”
Rosa—“Because company may
walk in at any moment.”
Hewitt — Opportunity knocks
once at every man’s door.
Jewett—And it ought to have
enough sense to ring the bell.
“Hello, Hack! How are you and
your girl getting on?”
“She played me a mean trick,
and I quit her.”
“How’s that?”
“She married another fellow.”
Dependable Merchandise
Miss Pearson: What are you late
for?
Hamilton Johnson: Why—uh—er
English, I suppose.
Msr. Davis in cafeteria: Milk or
water?
Ed Wells: Don’t tell me. Let me
guess.
Be sure and see us. We have
a complete line of plain and
Fancy Staples.
A. B. BUCKLES
Oregon City
Willamette
PANTORIUM
REMLER RADIO
$64.50
WE KNOW HOW!
CLEANERS
Cleaning — Dyeing
519 Main St
Phone 185
CLEM DOLLAR
Real Estate & Insurance
Willamette
OREGON CITY
SINCF IA7O
LOWEST PRICES
A Complete Line of
BUILDING MATERIALS
Molalla
Newberg
Oregon City
The CC Store
Tenth and Main
Oregon City,
Oregon
WATCHOUT
For the Assortment of
XMAS BOX CANDY
THE NEXT TIME YOU
Order Groceries
JUST RECEIVED
THE NEW
The latest thing in Radio Re­
ception. Ask for a free demon-
stratio'n.
Always at
Oregon City Lumber Co.
RIVERSIDE AUTO
COMPANY
Chrysler and Nash Distributors
Phone 888-J
Day - Night Service-Towing
General Repairing
Accessories and Tires
Gas, Oil, Grease,
Storage
AT
GOLDSMITH’S
Drs. Krassig & Briggs
New System
OREGON CITY MEAT
COMPANY
DENTISTS
Andresen Bldg.
Phone 10
Oregon City Cash Market
Phone 75
Standard Market
Phone 834
RADIO TUBES
WE DELIVER
Bring in your old tubes. Ex­
change on new ones/ LlberaT al
SCOTTY’S
SQUEEZE INN
STOP and SHOP
“The Place that Made the
Hamburger Famous”
AT
Flowers for Every
Occasion
Oregon City Greenhouse
Karl A. Hartke
Oregon City
3rd & Center
lowances given on all old Tubes.
MISSION SWEET SHOP
Willamette, Oregon
RIDDER’S
Hub Barber and Beauty Shop
The Home of the “Duart” Perm­
anent Wave. Experienced Oper­
ators. “All kinds of facials”
Marcells, Finger-Waving, and
Comb Waving
203-205, 6th Street
Christmas Gifts of All Kinds
Now on Display.
Willamette, Oregon
Fifth and Main Streets
Oregon City
REMEMBER
Where to Get the Best Shine in Town
IT’S
WHAT IS A MUSIC LESSON?
John's Shoe Shine
“Popularly the term is held to refer to a Lesson in the
playing of an instrument. Actually, it should embrace every kind
of lesson in the Art of Music: the student should be brought
into touch with the living inward Spirit of Music.
For Those That Care — The Best In Town
In Connection with Cox Billiard Hall
There is no real Ultimate Compensation for those who grasp
at the Shadow of an Art and miss its Eternal Substance.”
DENNIS E. KIDBY - STUDIOS
15 Hogg Building
Telephone 88-M
UNITED ARTISTS
Washington and Park treets
Romance — Humor — Heart-throb
Phones: Office 273.
Res. 634-W
HARRY GREAVES
General Insurance Broker
Mr. O’Donnell handles Real Estate in same office
Masonic Building
Oregon City, Oregon
B-BIG TRAIL
With EL BRENDEL, Marguerite Churchill,
John Wayne, Tully Marshall, David Rollins
25c to 1 P. M.