"You Can't Catch the wma in a iei. Neither can you cure catarrh by toca. Applications. It is constitutional disease, and is cured by Hood's SarsaparSU be cause it is a constitutional remedy. It expels from ' the blood the imparity which causes the disease, and rebaSdi and repairs the inflamed membranes. - - Enthusiasm Received a Cheek. An enterprising washing machfru agent, who has been meeting with good success in Whitneyville, had his ardoi sadly dampened the other . day. -; II called at a house in town, and, the mia tress being absent, he persuaded hei eon to let him show up the merits o! hia machine in a practical way. Then were no dirty clothes in the house, con s equently . the ' agent persuaded th young man to change his shirt and giv him the garment on which to exercise the cleansing power of his new inven tion. He inserted the shirt in the washer and placed it on the stove madt glowing hot with dry edgings. As h alternated his labors in filling the stove and revolving his machine, the lady oi the house made her appearance. She marched straight to the oven door and flung it wide open. The smoke from mined pot of beans fulled the room tc suffocation. The agent was foroed tc make an ignominious retreat. Wher he seeks permission to test the machine now he looks sort of soared as he re' marks in a casual way there are no beans in the , madam. ' ' Lewiston Journal. , oven, i ' How It 'Worked. , v - - 1 ' Mrs. Newlywed (reading) Love if a balloon that lifts us up to heaven; marriage is the paraohute that brings us siowiy back to earth again I . Mr, Jlewlywed (also reading) An other parachute horror 1 Man falls 8,000 feet and is dashed to pieces Same old. story I Parachute fails tc workl ruck, ; Are Tou Going East? If so, you should see that your ticket rends , via the , Groat Rook Island route, and you will get the best. Pullman palace sleeping cars, elegant reclining ohaircara "free," and library buffet cars on all through trains. Best dining car service in the world. Popu lar personally conducted ezoursiona once a week to all points East. Por lull particulars call on or address any ticket agent, or A. E. COOPER, Q. A. P. D.. O. E. 1. & P. Ry., 848 Washington street, Portland, Or. Improved Train Equipment. The O. R. & N. and Oregon Short Line have added a buffet, smoking and library car td their Portland-Chioago , through train, and a dining car servics has been inauguarated. The train it equipped with the latest ohair cars, day conches arid luxurious first-class and ordinary sleepers. Direot conneo tion made at Granger with Union Pa cifio, and at Ogden with Rio Grande ' line, from all points in Oregon, Wash ington and Idaho to all Eastern oitiea .For information, rates," etc., ' call on ; any O. R. & N. agent, or address VV. II. Eurlburt, General Passenger Agent, Portland. . ' Climute, Scenery and Nature'! Bant . tarium. ' ; Scenery, altitude, sunshine and air, constitute the factors which are rapid ly making Colorado the- health and pleasure grounds of the world.; Here the sun shines 857 days of the average year,, and it blends with the criBp, electrio mountain air to produce a climate matchless in the known world. No pen can portray, no brush can picture the majestio. grandeur oi the scenery along the line or the Denver & Rio Grande Railroad in Colorado. Parties going East should travel via this line, which is known all over the world as the Scenic Line of the world. , For any information regarding rates, time tables, etc, call on or address R. O. Nichol, general agent, 251 Wash ington street,' Portland, Or., or any agent of the O. R. & N. Co.; or South ', ern Pacifio Company...' . At Chippewa Falls, Wis., the tele phone companies consolidated,, and 'forthwith the rate was doubled.' United States possesses 22,705 mer chant vessels. :'" An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial .effects of the well known remedy, 8yrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fis Syrup Co., illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxa tive principles of plants known to be medicinally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing-to the taste and acceptable to the system. It is the one perfect strengthening laxa tive, cleansing the system effectually, ' dispelling colds, headaches and fevers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Its perfect freedom from ' every objectionable quality and sub stance, and its acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative. . ; v In the process of manufacturing figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatic plants, by a method known to the California Fig Syrup Co, only. In order to get its beneficial effects and to avoid imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. BAN FRANCISCO, CAIj. LOTTTSVIIATS, K7. NEW TOBK, N. T. For sale by all Druggists. Price 50c. per bottle. UUHtS WHtKt ALL tLSt iAILS. Beat Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use I xj in time, woia dt aruimists. mm I mm :, . ... M e 9 S HAVEN'T the least fear,", said MaJ. Delaford. "Then you're a man of unbound ed courage," retorted his friend, Ulys ses Crinklethorpe. "For may I ven ture to be frank?" ,. -' "Oh, certainly, certainly 1 By all means."- ' . . ' ' ; ' "Well, then, they do say that Mrs. FlashlDgton drove her . first husband into his grave by her ungovernable temper." '.- - - - "I've, heard that before," said MaJ. Delaford, puffing complacently away at his cigar. ' "But, of course," with a little sarcastic laugh, "you don't believe it?" "Excuse me," said Maj. Delaford, se verely,."! do believe It I have seen, now and then, an expression in Jus tlna's eyes which fully carries out any theory of that nature." "And ' yet you are going' to marry her?" ' '.. '. : ' " "And yet I am going to marry her." "Felix Delaford, are you crazy ?" "Not that l am aware of." "Will you be honest with me?" "To be sure," nodded the Major. : "Then, why do you marry Mrs. Flash Ington?" ." . . : t ; "Well, from a variety of reasons. One 'YKB, A BUUTJC, AKD I'M SOBUV I EVKB MARRIED YOU." is that I like her. She's a pretty little gypsy, with a skin like white velvet, and delicious long lashes to her eyes!" . "Proceed." , ; , . . - ? ; "A second is mind, now, I never did pretend to be one of the disinterested lovers one reads about in dime novels that, the dear, departed Flashington left her' remarkably well off. . And I have more merit than money." r "I think you will repent it," said Mr, Crinklethorpe, "for, by' all accounts, the black-eyed divinity is neither more nor less. than a virago.". .-. ,.-," : "There are very few actions In this world that one - doesn't - repent, in -a greater or less degree," said Maj. Dela ford, sententlously, "but, averaging things, I'm willing to risk it." And MaJ. Delaford was married the next week to Mrs. Flashington. It was not long, as Mr. Crinklethorpe had foretold,' before the.claw began to peep from under Mrs. Flashington Del aford's velvet sheath. :' j "Felix," she said one day, "I don't like this location." . ' . '- "Don't you, my. dear?" said Maj. Del aford. "I've lived here two-and-thirty years and always found it very pleas ant." "I don't like it,", said Mrs. Delaford. "I prefer a house nearer the park." . ft MaJ. Delaford went on reading. I "Felix, I say?" The bride's voice was raised a degree or so higher the dangerous sparkle had come into her eyes. v"Yes, Justy.' j, , 4, r ' "I mean to moye uptown.".. - ; "Do you?" "And. at once.".. ... ... .. I "Very weU," said the Major, "then you will move alone. I shall remain where I am." y , t. .. v, . T v . , . -' "Maj. Delaford", you are a brute!" The Major bowed.1 Justina burst Into tears. . ' - "Yes, a brute, and I'm sorry I ever married you!" . And after that Mrs. Delaford did not speak to her husband, for two days. But as the Major appeared In no wise affected by this taciturnity she adopted another plan, and scolded steadily for three days. . .; - "Look , here, Justy, this , won't ..do," said the Major, at the week's end. ""I don't fancy either a dumb woman or a fury!" - . -; i "That. I should live to be so spoken to," whimpered Mrs. Delaford; ;' " "So,''t Went on the Major, "I have written to my cousin Rosamond Bly, to come and spend the summer here." "I won't have ' her : In' my house!" shrieked the-bride. "But I will have her In mine," com posedly retorted the husband. r '.'Let me see her presume to enter this house!" cried Justina. .'. "Let me see you presume to be un civil to her," said the Major, knitting his brows In a way that Mrs. Delaford had never seen in her late husband's countenance. For, to tell the truth, the late Mr. FlashlDgton had been but a chicken-hearted Individual at best. Mrs. Delaford flounced out of the room and banged the door viciously be hind her. , Miss Bly arrived the next day a cherry-cheeked, bright-eyed girl,, with lips wreathed In smiles, and a brand new traveling suit cut after a deal pret tier pattern than the bride's own. Mrs. Delaford refused to speak to her. , "Justina," said ber husband, In a warning voice, "this Is my cousin, Ros amond. I hope you will make her wel come to our home." But Mrs. Delaford only threw a slip per at her husband, burst Into tears, and rau hysterically upstairs. - "Oh, Felix! what's the matter?" asked Rosamond, half-frightened out of her senses. "Had I better go home?" "By no means, my dear Rosamond," said the Major. "You see, I have mar ried a woman with a temper. But she'll be all the more charming when that fault Is rooted out of her character." , o so - The Major went upstairs and tried to open the door. . It was locked. "Justina," he said, gently, "it is I. Let me in." 7 "I won't!" snapped the bride. "Will you come downstairs, then?" "I will not come out of my room until that woman is out of the house!" sput tered forth Mrs. Delaford. "Very well, my dear,' 'said the Major, and he returned to the drawing-room with unruffled philosophy. . .. Mrs. Delaford adhered to her resolu tion, although "it was much tried by 'sundry ' peculiar sounds she heard on the outside of her door. v "Maj. Delaford has carpenters al work altering the house," thought she. "It makes but little difference to me In any case. I shan't stay here." . At the end of the third day, however, she concluded to go downstairs.. But when she opened the door, lo and be hold! her egress was barred by a grated iron door. . . . - I v . v . "Mercy upon us!" cried Mrs. Dela ford. "What is this?" . "Please, ma'am," said the little maid, who had brought up her meals three times a day, "it's master as had It done." . . . .' - .. "What for?" cried Justina. "Please, ma'am," said Hetty, trem bling all over, "don't you know you're crazy?" 7 " ' ' " .. , "Insolent minion!" . said ' Mrs.- Dela ford, "call your master at once.'' , MaJ. Delaford came immediately up stairs, with Rosamond Bly clinging in a frightened sort of way to his arm. "How do you feel now, my dear?" he asked, solicitously. "I'm well enough," snarled Mrs. Del aford. "Open that door, quick!" " "Mad! Very mad, Indeed!" said MaJ. Delaford, in a sotto voce, turning to Rosamond. "Ruffian 1" crfed the bride, "how dare you speak so?" ' . r "Getting violent!" added the Major, shaking his head. - , "V ' ; "Let me out, I say!" persisted Mrs. Delaford, rattling at the bars. "What does this absurd mummery mean?" "Perhaps a strait waistcoat would be advisable," said the Major. "But as long as she remains tolerably manage able I shall not send her an asylum." Mrs. Delaford began to cry. - "Oh, Felix, how -can you talk so?" sobbed she. "I am as sane as you are!" "Poor thing!" murmured the Major, compassionately. "The hardest part of Insanity must be when one becomes partially cornsclous of its deadly doom." Mrs. Delaford shut the door rather vehemently and began to cry hysteri cally. . " .: .- ; . "I'm not mad!" said she. , "I won't be made a mad woman of!" But how to help herself that was the question. The door was barred effec tuallythe windows opened upon the dead wall of a neighboring Institute of the Fine Arts, and were three stories above ground. Sho might have shrieked herself hoarse in that direction before any one could hear her. She sat down to think. What should she do?" What was to" become of her? Did that dread ful hint of Felix concerning the asylum mean anything? For once In her life the late Mrs. Flashington was actually frightened. . . "Has my temper really been so terri ble," she asked herself, "that people mistake it for I can hardly breathe the word insanity?" . It was a new idea; she pondered it carefully and cried bitterly over It. : When Hetty came, as usual, with the napkin-covered tray, Mrs. Delaford's face was pale and tear-swollen. "'Hetty," said she, "will you ask your' master to step up here for a few niln utes?"'7 ,. '..... Maj. Delaford obeyed the summons at once.. - . . - "Well, my love," said he, "what is it?" v '-- r ' --- .. "Felix," said Mrs. Delaford, bursting Into fresh tears, "I have acted very foolishly. - I beg your pardon. And I beg Rosamond's pardon, too." ' ' Maj. Delaford opened the grated door at once Justina flew Into his arms and then there was a reconciliation af ter the most approved style.. ' r . ' ; Mrs. Delaford was as sweet as a June morning after that and If ever she manifested symptoms of a relapse all that Maj. Delaford . found necessary was to allude?, in a general way, to lun atics and asylums, - And Ulysses Crinklethorpe : never could Imagine by what means this mod ern Petruchio tamed his dark-eyed shrew. New York News. Liquor In France, ' M. Dostre, in the Revue des Deux Mondes, says that In some portions of France there Is one liquor shop for every eleven Inhabitants, or . every three adults. In other words, he says: "One elector In four passes .his life in pouring out alcohol for the other three." The consumption . of brandy has Increased fourfold since 1850. , A man's estimate of himself is one thing and his actual worth is another, . - "mad! vhbi mad, ismed!'- f .. Millions Subsist am ttioe. Without question, the grain most extensively used as an article of food all the world over is rice. Hundreds of million of people chiefly subsist on it,; and its consumption is constantly increasing. , It is the principal diet of at least one-third of the human race, formingthe chief food of the native popu lations of. India, China, Japan, Mada gascar; many parts of Africa, and in fact of almost all eastern nations. The Burmese and Siamese are the greatest consumers of it. . A Malay laborer gets through.66 pounds monthly; a Bnmese or Siamese 46 pounds in . the same period . 1 The eastern nations also chiefly obtain their beverages from rice, which is the principal grain distilled in Siam, Japan, and China. Saki, or rice beer, is produced in Japan to the extent of 150,000,000 gallons annually. Although rice is such a universal article of food, it is not so nourishing as wheat or some other grains. . More, than nine-tenths of its substance, consists of starch :. or water; consequently it forms more fat than muscle. The yield of rice is five times as heavy as that of wheat,.' fhe two crops yearly giving from eighty to a hundred bushels per acre. : SALT LAKE CITY. A.n Important Factor - in - Transcontl ; X . nental Travel. .'i v---:f . No one crossing the continent can afford to cut Salt Lake City from his route. The attractions of the place, including the Mormon Temple, Taber nacle and Church- institutions, ' the Great Salt Lake deader and denser than the Dead Sea in the Holy Land the picturesque environment and the warm sulphur and hot springs, : are greater to the square yard than any lo cality on the American continent. -' , The Rio Grande Western Railway, connecting on the EaBt with the Den ver & Rio Grande and Colorado - Mid land Railways and on the West with the Southern Padifio (Central Route) and Oregon Short Line, is the . only transcontinetnal line passing directly through Salt Lake City. ' The route through Salt Lake City via the Rio Grande Western Railway is famous all the year round. On account of , the equable climate of Utah and Colorado it is just as popular in winter as in summer. Send 2c to J. D. Mansfield, 253 Washington St., Portland, or Geo. W. Heintz, Acting General Passenger Agent, Salt Lake City, for a copy of "Salt Lake City the City . of the Saints." '- " - ' . 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They start smoking at the early age of 8, and they smoke themselves into the next world. Girls smoke quite as assiduously as the men, and as the cigars are .; very , big , many a pretty mouth is strained to ac-1 comodate a giant eheroot. Pall Mall Magazine . ' ' . ; " The walnut was originally called the gaulinut in England because it came from France (Gaul). Walnuts ' played an important part at the siege of Amiens, near the end of the sixteenth century, when a party- of Spanish sol diers, dressed as v French peasants, brought a cartload of nuts to sell and, as the gates opened " for them to enter, the nuts were spilled upon the ground, and sentinels stooped to pick them up. when the Spanish .soldiers pounced upon them, killed them and guarded the gates while the . Spanish army en' tered. "" ' - Z 100 REWARD Sloe. The readers of this paper will be pleased to Jearn that there Is at least one dreaded disease that science hag been able to cure In all its stages, and that is catarrh. Hall'sCatarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis ease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ot the system, thereby destroying the founda tion Of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The pro prietors have so much faith In its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that It fails to cure. Bend for list of testimonials. Address - 0t , F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the beet. - 'r " Anderson, Ind., needs hundreds of houses. " -'' The Pleasantest, Most Powerful and Effective KeverfalJlng Remedy for La Grippe, Catarrh, ; Rheumatism. , . ;. txi not Will cure any ach$ or pain known in the human body. Send for trial bottle, 25c. This offer lasts 30 days only, i Large bottle (300 doses of 5 DROP8 each) 1.00 or 8 for J2.50. SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO ; 107 and 169 Dearborn St., Chicago. .' The famous banyan tree is in Ceyloni on Mount Lavinia, seven miles from Colombo. ' There are two roads through the stems, and its shadow at noon cov ers four acros. ' . .. ''-. oonmiiai hobo-mobo troocks! tuck. 'I bave been using CASCARETS for Insomnia, with which I have been afflicted for over twenty years, and I can say that Cascareta have given me more relief than any other remedy I have ever tried. I shall cer tainly recommend them to my friends as be ing all they are represented." Thos.Gillabd, Elgin. UL the. cov suer spec star thr i mi nP-HIMFPY. ALL' KINDS ...TATUM A BOVVEN... 29 to 3B First Street ' ! PORTLAND, OR. The best ink made, but no dearer than the poorest. ' Deep-Seated Diseases ; Such as Rheumatism, and diseases peculiar to women, require a blood purifier that purifies. Hoore's Revealed Remedy Will give immediate relief almost in every case It cures if taken regularly and sufficient time, f 1 per bottle at your druggist's. Ton Can't Make a Mistake' by Taking the For it is the favorite through Dining Car and Buffet-Library Car Line East. " For further particulars call on or address J. R. NAGEL, G. P. A. W. E. COMAN, G. A. CO. TERRY, T. P. A. 124 Third Street, , : Portland, Or. R DDt HABTCLIt BOOK. - ' elief for Women nencTrae, in puun, sealed enTeiope. writs to-dy for this Book.ooutainintr Particu Ura mad TesUmonials ol Dli. MARTitL'8 French Female Pills. Praised b j tboQBanda of utlsfled ladies J af a. mJwa.TR reliable and without an eauaL m fioidbraU druurriBWlii metal box, French op In Blue, white ana Red. Take no other. Prug Co., 961 m fotkiiou. new Xw city. Has on toi jrroaen COUGHSlMiCROUP sore-mIhoarse 1 GENERAL JOE WHEELER 1 I Says ol Peruna: I join Sena- H fors Sullivan, Roach and Ate- k Entry In their good opinion of s j Peruna as an effective catarrh I remedy.". '. Would Need Borne of It. Hazel Sandstone has asked me tc lend him $25, and I don't knov whether to do it "or not." ' Would "youl " Nutto (earnestly) I ' would, old man. , He invited me to dine with him this evening. Stray Stories. ."There is a ' difference between a man and an egg, ". said the casual re-. marker. "When a man gets old he is no longer fit for the scramble, and when an egg gets old that is all it is fit for." -Indianapolis Journal.- .-; We burn 90,000,000,000 .' matches annually. " V : " , '" ' r JOc 25c. 50c. DRUGGISTS HO TA Bnd Mft(ir, Lantern Bargain List Uxho. lo now reauy ior inatuiifr. T. P. ANDREW'S, 109 Montgomery St... San Francisco. - Drill I ""nff Machines Ivkfisi of all kluds and sizes. ; tor drilling wells for bouse. Wells with i arm, aj ana umgB water works, Faotorles, Ice Plants, ' Hreworles, lrrlgttt ton, Coal and Mineral Prospecting, Oil and . Gas, &o. Latest and Best. 80 -yeorn experience. WlilTUI U8 WHAT VOU WANT. Profit L00MIS & NYMAN, . ; TIFFIN, OHIO. I impel Myifonthly Regulator CAN NOT F A 1 1... LAUILOI sox Free. Mra.B. Howan, Milwaukee, Wist YOUNG MEN! For Gonorrhcea and Gleet get Pabsfs Okay Specific. II Is the ONLY medicine which will cure each and every case. NO CASK known it has ever failed to cure, no matter how serious or of how long standing. Results from its use will astonish you. It Is absolutely safe, prevents stricture, and can be taken without inconve nience and detention from business. PRICE. $3.00, For sale by all reliable druggists, or sent prepaid by express, plainly wrapped, on receipt of price, by ' , pABST CHBAIIOAC CO., Chicago, I1L Circular mailed on request. - SURE CURE FOR PILES ITCHINuPiles produce moisture and cause itchiug. This form, as well as Blind, Bleudinff or Protruding Piles are cured br Dr. Bosankos Pile Remedy Stops itching aud bleeding. A bnorbs tumors. 60c a Jar at druggists or sent by mail. Treatise free. Write me about your case. DA. BOSANKO. Philada.. Pa. 5 CURE YOURSELF 1 CURES I Ufle mg Ior """ayura u i to 6 dsTt. Tl discharges.inflammauons. OtwraDteed 19 irritations or Ulcerations not to sviuttire. of mucous membranes. : Pravunu OoDLa.siAn Painless, and not astriu ItHEEvAW80heMIOAlCo." nt or poisonous. oia iy Drngglflts, . 8. A. A', i Pr 00111 In P'ft'u wrapper. vy va(ii ubh, jirepaia, ior M-00, or 3 bottles, S2.73. Circular sent on requost. OR.GUNN'S iTIveird PILLS ONE FOR A DOSE. Cure Sick Headaohn' and Dyspepsia, BemoTe Pimples and Purify His Blood, Aid Digestion sndPrevent Biliousness. DS notOripe orSIcken. TocoliTinco tou, we will mail sample free, or full box for 25c. IB. 11S ANKOi CO., Philada., Pcnna. . Bold by Druggists. N. F. N. V. 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