Sparetime Utilized Lunchtime Is Funtime ! Sight and Sound Effects by Larry Taylor We are truly a lucky student body, for we have been blessed with a grand total of 40 minutes in which to eat and digest our mid-day meal. But since it is usually impossible to remain half-way slender and eat for this entire period students frequently find themselves with idle time after wading through tons of cottage cheese and fruit balls, hamburgers, cokes, french fries, etc. So here are a few suggestions on how to fully enjoy a 40 minute lunch period. There are two main groups that the students break into naturally: those with wheels and those without. Those students with access to a set of wheels are indeed fortunate, for the possibilities are numerous. They can hop in their lil ole buggy (or bum a lift off a friend) and buzz off for a merry chase after indulging in some delicious delicacy at one of the nearby food establishments. Then it's off to the park, where a student has the chance of being bit by a nasty-tempered swan (no color discrimination), feeding the ugly ducks french fries, bananas, etc., or just utilizing all of the available playground equipment. A quick cruise of the park and if you're lucky, you'll be back just in time to catch the main bout on the quad in the preliminaries for the next after-game brawl. Now there is one of the advantages of those who, by choice or not, remain at school. Play your cards right and nine times out of ten you'll never miss a fight. Things are usually quiet during the first half of the lunch period, for most of the people are congregated in the cafeteria with the majority of the upper class boys sitting almost under the balcony (they're the ones who suffer from eyestrain). The crowd usually moves out to the quad for the second half. In the past there have been many entertaining attractions, including an honest-to-goodness chicken. And with the approach of the great white stuff, the possibility of real early baseball practice is readily at hand. For those who dare try, you can always sneak your lunch into the library and attempt to eat it (I said attempt), but it isn't recommended. And if you're ever lucky enough to listen in on teachers' conversations, be prepared to really yuk it up (they say the darndest things!). If you must study, there are available nooks and crannies in which to do so. The gym proves to be a nice place to relax and take your shoes off, for you don't have to worry about someone getting all bent out of shape about it. And of course, there's always those cute little club meetings which are a nice change of pace. These are just a few suggestions on how to more fully use your spare lunch time. There are rumors that the darkened halls are used for make-out spots at times. However, I doubt if such intimate relationships would ever occur in our school. 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