SHLAND DAILY DOODLES
JUNE 2. 1964
:Nerney Vs. Mitchell
Heavy Wt. Crown
iDickerson, New York
lxing Commissioner, jriety of events has been promis-
i d one of the most po- ed by Ronnie Nosier, promoter
items ever to come Nosier announced earlier
office in twenty and VIOLA HARTWELL will
be the referee for all the events.
ie to his statement (planned during the evening
kvek, boxing fans will This could lead to confusion
June 12, the first because the two world famous
LATEST NEWS BULLETIN
Informed sources announced
in a late release bulletin this
morning of the breaking of a
communist spy ring.
Carol Fowler and Bob Lytle
On the same program a va- PsinS as man and wife, who
uwueu u an ingui arive in uie
atre were used as bait.
Secret Service agents Larry
Young Elected to
PresidentialPost
Election returns are In and .morn the loss of President Jer-
the results are astounding to aid Gould, better known to
g history that a wo-
iver fought for a
iy weight Crown.
sources have nam-
EE McNERNEY as
it. Miss McNerney
png record for one
300 fights she has
bout.
Irner opposite her
kRLES. BLACKIE.
i?r," MITCHELL,
his championship
tgame which last
night hours. A
i
endurance.
one used short
k. If you read
come back. I'm
ror a career worn-vlaxine.
Flowers. If you
m, don't worry.
they'll grow on
Mams, Undertak-
nt.
)ne house. Also
'.'anda Oden, ex-
Paschke, Gerald Ilinkson, and
Tad Evatt, were sent from
Washington to offer their as
sistance.
Actual capture was credited
to Miss Fowler who grabbed
the head spy. When questioned
on how she felt about this she
said "Terrible, he is married."
u
Frat Men Cause
West Point Riot
Following Wfl Point's an
nual Bigfoot Ball, when Miss
Lois Dowi:ii.t was crowned
"Miss Bigfoot of 1964," a riot
broke out in the college's
most prominent fraternity
house, "Tap-a-k.t -a-day."
Professor r-av'd Bowdoin
apprehended the culprits, the
honorable Ted Tetmty, Walt
the resources of MADAMF. .T IMcC-oy, and Bruce Hamilton
TWEDELL'S dancing school i1-' better known as "O
(The J stands for Judy). migmy nca nam une, wmie
Admsson charffo is small I'ney were iort:ioiy waxing
and according to the Editor of 'Jeanette McDonald, and Dixie
h Ts Anoi rv,ii m,. .Ann Gunther' through their
JOE STODDARD, it will be an
experience well worth the time
spent.
tatto wrestlers, LeRoy Sarger
and Ray Skibby will be sched
uled for a preliminary fight.
Pending further investiga
tion of the Florida swamp
lands, there may be an event
scheduled which should be of
interest to those who love both
fighting and blood. MELVIN
PETERS will, if no adverse
conditions can be found, (and
he, himself located.) be paired
with a real live alligator with
no time limit.
Nurses will be provided at
all exits, however the aged and
weak hearts are advised against
cttending.
Enterntainmet between the
bouts will be furnished through
many; (jlenda Young Is now
our first woman president. On
being told she had been elect
ed, her first words were "Wall
I'll be dawg goned."
Inauguration will take place
in January. The world will
'LOCALS'
VOne "slightly" Glamourous film star, Veron
s all that's left ica Puddles, the former Fay
Ac. Hess, is in Ashland visiting her
- Answers to Mr. family over the weekend
irom me Asniana uiiy Li
brary comes the news that
Head Librarian, Gary Lawson,
Car Cheap! Ask discovered a bearded, babbling
or of the local de-(man believed to be Charles
e. and grenades, IGourley of Ashland, wander
ack saws and bee- ;ing about the halls of the Li
ockey box go with jbrary hunting for material for
Hays and Dan liar-
one slightly dam
e to dropping. See
rgan.
KK HOUSE
N 24 HOURS
the Gang Meets
an occupational report.
Glenda Wilson, noted author
of "How to Marry a Million-
fraternity house window.
The capture vttis accredited
to the quick action: of the fac
ulty informer E?Aher Powell.
West Point President, Bob
Laws, expresses! his feeling
that the culprits will receive
corporal punishVnent.
Miss Mcponalid and Miss
Gunther arxkwsiiurted to have
stated," It was Allr very enjoy
able. - r I
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PERSONALS 2V I
Harroll. Wher$ are you? The
little ones are h u-ngry. Sue.
Are you lorii;ily? Join the
Mary Jean Davis; Lonely Hearts
Club. Address alii correspond
ence to The Old Maid's I ome
aire" or "Beautiful Dreamer" in Ashland, Oregon
P. O. ELKS
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USE AND
ftEITZ
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IS Eqst Main
ving Ashland High
hool Students for
18 years
i
recently banned in Boston, win
lecture tonight in the high
school auditorium.
Darlene Pruitt, third Vice
President of the Sons of the
Australian Bushman Brother
hood is reported on the final
lap of hitchhiking around the
world. She is somewhere on the
Pacific Ocean.
Be sure to see Dixie "Zom
bie" Kendall wrestle Mary
"Meatball" Falls tonight in the
local arena.
Selected cover girl for Pop
ular Mechanics, Mrs. Evelyn
Cook leaves for Chicago to
night. She will visit Mrs. La
Vonnia Findley of the Salva
tion Army while there.
Recently seen leaving his
cave in the Dead Indian area !
was Max Desavedo, the first
time he has been seen since the
night of his first kiss. (The lip
stick is still visible.)
Gail Brewer and Lester Low
man are reported missing by
ithe Foreign Legion somewhere
in the Sahara Desert. Their par
ents are anxiously waiting for
more word of the two heroes.
President of the First Nation
al Bank, Mr. Galen Ferguson
jleft early this morning with his
'secretary. Franklin Townsend,
for Atlantic City where they
iwill be judges for the Annual
Beauty Contest.
BUSINESS SERVICE
Trouble with termites? Rats?
See R&lph Witt and Henry Wol
ford exterminators. We kill
anything.
Marvin Woods, Undertaking.
My motto, "You grow 'em, we
plant "em."
Violin lessons by a noted vi
olinist, Jim "Plownose" Wat-rus.
Get your red tail light oil
from Dick Thornton Mortor
Company.
Join the Draft Dodger Guard
now! See Commanding officers
Larry James and Doyle Hutch-ison.
Harold "Jack the Ripper"
Silver and Don "Meat Cleaver"
Overstn.-et "The life we save
may be our own."
Going on a trip? Fly with
Click and Eidswick Airlines
and you'll never crack up.
Gary Burgess is now president
of "You Kill Motorcycle Club."
Dance tonight to the music
of Joyce Mault and her rag
band, featuring Marion Mills
on the Oboe.
Bowling balls refinished, see
Joan Woods.
Need Money? See Nancy An
derson, Commercial Finance.
Now appearing at the Hill
Club, Sandy James and his
Western Swing Band.
WANTED
Wanted Colored maid. See
Clover Hile Moneybags. 126
Park Avenue.
Wanted George Gray, for
petty larceny. Beware, he is
probably heavily armed has
the public as just plain Jerry.
His work has been commend
able and the commoners of our
land will never forget this
sparkling eyes and lilting
laugh.
Stepping into the vice-pres
idency will be Barbara Harris,
a former Ashland High School
Scholar.
President Young, has made
some plays for her cabinet
members, Leroy Hill has al
ready accepted the post of Sec
retary general and Ray Reed is
the tentative Postmaster Gen
eral. El Roy Clark has been se
lected as Secretary of State. As
yet the post of Secretary of the
Interior is vacant, as Don
Crockett, the Presidents choice,
has ben baled to Alaska to dis
tribute the surplus summer
sandels.
Clarence. Cornrr Back. All is
forgiven. I dida't mean to
wash vour socks.) Laura.
False teeth repaired. Cheap, two varmsj at an times to wnicn
Come to David Hciots' Chopper he is greatly attached. Contact
Police Chief, Yen Bentley.
Wanted Position in chorus
line. Excellent references from
acquaintances. Wilma "Nu-
dine" Calhoun.
Wanted All kinds of dead
animals. Ladies, here is your
chance to get rid of old de
ceased things around the house.
See Dim Hakes at "Dan's Fried
Chicken Heaven."
Wanted A husband. Must
not like the Marines, Japan or
"You, You, You" by the Mills
Brothers. Barbara Wray.
Wanted A new roommate
for a typical college boy con
tact the local fraternity or Ken
na Gandee.
Shop. ;
Alcoholics Anonymous meets
every Tuesday night at 357 Lib
erty Street under the direction
of Miss Cynthia Pickell.
I read your past.rpresent and
future in the teoup, cards or
what have you. P.arbara Sim-
monds (Madame - Hepsiba h )
basement Apartment,
North Main Street.
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LOST AND FOUND
156
mail,
Lost: Somewhere
three diamond rings. Generous
reward. Jean Sessions, 6th St.
Found: The Lost Chord.
Chorus.
Found; One man in good con
dition, looking very lost and
lonesome. If not collected with
in eight hours, will revert to
ownership of finder, Edna
Smith.
Lost: A
in A.H.S.
graduated.
Lost: Kathy York, if found
please notify Bill Bates at once
Lost: One '42 blue Chevie.
If found return to Pat Nichol
son, Urgent!
million good times
in 1954 when we
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Burgers - Shakes
Long Dogs - Cold Drinks
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353 East Main St.
Phone 9-9318
BLVD. MARKET
842 Siskiyou Blvd.
Mollie and Jack Young
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Fruits - Vegetables
Ashland Talent
Short'
East Side Pharmacy
WALGREEN AGENCY
Prescription Druggists
PEOPLE'S MARKET
304 North Main
Groceries and School
Needs
SELBY CHEVROLET CO.
OLDSMOBILE
McNair's Rexall Drug
Store
On the Plaza
Cora Nome, Lucian, Lelong,
Yardley, DuBarry Cosmetics
School Supplies
Phone 4751
Ashland Home and Auto
Supply
25 East Main
Firestone
CLOVERLEAF DAIRY
Producers and Distributors
of Grade A Milk
Home Delivery
Dial 2-77 H
J, C. PENNEY CO.
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