WED., NOV. 7, 1962
ROGUE NEWS
PAGE THREE
Let's Laugh a Little
Do you know Humphrey?
Humphrey who? Humphrey ever
blowing bubbles ... Do you know
Sam? Sam who? Sam enchanted
evening ... Do you know Sarah?
Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the
house? ... Do you know Ira? Ira
who? Ira remember Mama ... Do
you know Hugh? Hugh who?
Hugh who to you, too! ... Do
you know Max? Max who? Max
little difference! Do you know
Karloff? Karloff who? Karloff of
my dreams, I love you ... Do you
know Tarzan? Tarzan who? Tar
zan stripes forever! ... Do you
know Chester? Chester who?
Chester minute, I'll see ... Do
you know Delia? Delia who?
Delia Katesien ... Do you know
Kerch? Kerch who? Gesundheit.
Now for a little humor.
Q. What bus crossed the ocean?
A. Columbus!
Q What is a kitten after it's
three days old?
A. Four days old.
G.R.A.
On Thursday, November 18,
G.R.A. initiation was held. The
initiates were told by the old
members to dress as little girls
for school, which included short
skirts, stuffed animals, lollipops
and no make-up. The girls also
sang the fight song in the study
hall.
The initiates were as follows:
Jane Smith, Barbara Jones, Beth
Iba. Debbie Mackey, Margret
Briggs, Dian Murphy, Kathy Mott,
Barbara Van Brunt, Sandy Lowe,
Jill Thompson and Mary Peabody.
The upperclassman that
proposed this initiation were as
follows: Bev Hartford, Pam
Melick, ' Carol Bjork, Trudee
Lewis, Janet Hassel, Fawn Fitz
gerald, Kathy Tilford, Nan Hes
ter, and Cheryl Newton.
CONVENTION . . .
Five Ashland High girls.
accompanied by their advisor.
DRAGCIN' WITH DAVE
By Dave Mott
V - ' -
Q. What do people in Hollywood viss Shirlev Lanev. attrnripri the
call young gray cats? seventh annual State G.A.A.
A. Kittens. Convention on Oct. 26 and 27 at
Q. If an athlete gets athlete's Clackamas High School near Port
foot, what does an astronaut get? iancjp
A. Missle toe. The g;rls were CaroI Bjork wno
Q. What animal has eyes that is a state officer, Dian Murphy,
cannot see, legs that cannot move, Jane Smitn Diana Thomas, and
but can jump as high as the j Kathv Tilford .Although the con
Empire Stale Building? jvention was held mainly for the
A. A wooden horse. (The Em- purpose of electing state officers.
pire state miuaing cannoi jump.) the main attraction of the con-
Rick Pierce is the owner of a
1953 Chevy hard-top. It has a
white top with a dark-blue bottom.
Rick has been thinking about
painting the car a shell pearl
poly. This two tone Chev is
powered by a 265 cubic inch, over
head V-8. Behind this tremendous
mill sits a three-speed, colum shift
gear box. Rick runs a stock rear-
end with 6'70'15" tires.
Rick is also the proud owner of
Q. What did the rake say to
the hoe?
A. Hi hoc.
HOMECOMING
NOV. 9
Ingle Drug
On the Corner
By the Post Office
I'hone 482-1321
"In Business
for Your Health"
vention was an all-night slumer
party attended by girls from all
over Oregon.
TRI-HI-Y
Cooking skills came in handy
for girls in Tri-Hi-Y that baked
cupcakes for the sale on Oct. 18.
The money obtained from this
sale will help girls in Tri-Hi-Y
to the Youth Legislature in
Salem at the end of the year.
Other plans for earning money
are now being made by these girls.
Concessions, cookie sales, cup
cake sales, etc. arc among some
of the plans the girls are making.
Unless enough money is made
some of the girls that want to
go to the Youth Legislature will
not be able to go.
SWEET SHOP
FOUNTAIN
AND
LUNCH
SCHOOL SUPPLIES
Prize Given to
Riddle-Solver !
Can you change a five-dollar
bill? "Certainly," you might say
But could you change it into all
the different ways possible, with
dollars, half dollars, quarters,
dimes, nickels, and pennies?
A prize will be given to the
winner, which will be announced
in the next issue of the Rogue
News. Leave your answers
Room 29.
'35 Ford coupe. The body is
completely stock. It has a be
autiful rustic-brown finish, set off
by a white-wall tire. Rick has many
plans for his little coupe. First of
all he is going to install a '58
Olds engine, with a four speed
Pontiac transmission to give the
mill some facing gears. Behind
the transmission Kick plans to in
stall a 4:11 rear-end. When asked
what he was going to do with it.
Rick replied, 'Drive around and
pick up girls'.
MAJORETTES PRACTICE
Continued from page 1
in majorettes in junior high. Her
favorite hobbies are swimming
and playing the piano. Her amb
ition is to become an airline
hostess.
Suzy Winkler, a junior, is the
alternate majorette. She enjoys
bowling and swimming. Suzy
wants to become a beauty operator.
Provost's
Furniture
RUGS -LAMPS
CARPETS
DESKS
Serving Ashland
For Over 50 Years
Bobbett's Store For Men
Complete line of men's clothing
Across from Varsity Theater
Perrines
On the Plaza
BETTER CLOTHES
&
For Less Money
The Year Around
Headquarters for School
Supplies
THE MART
270 E. Main
S & H Green Stamps
RONDO LANES
1505 Siskiyou Blvd.
Take a date BOWLING!
B J JEWELERS
Love bright diamonds
283 East Main in Ashland
VALLEY ENTRANCE MOTEL
and Campus Trailer Park
Albert, Betty, 1193 Siskiyou
Bruce Bamforth Opposite College
482-2641 Ashland, Oregon
Go To The
WHITE HOUSE MARKET
For Thanksgiving Supplies