FRI., DEC. 1, 1961
ROGUE NEWS
PAGE THREE
The Book Marker
A Noble Profession ... by Pierre
Boulle. author of Bridge on the
River Kwai.
This novel takes you from the
aristocratic British Intelligence to
the crafty German Secret Police
while Mr. Boulle probes the
anatomy of a spy a man who
sacrifices his country, his honor,
and even his own life to a heroic
image.
Boy Gets Car ... by Henry Gregor
Felsen.
Is a teen-ager able to afford
a car? Even an old one? This is
the story of a 16 year old and all
the trouble caused by his $40 car
named Sidekick.
a
Einstein, His Life and Times,
by Phillipp Frank.
This is the true picture of the
great man who originated the for
mula E equals mc2. A biography
sounds dull but the life story of
this man is told by one of his
best friends and so tells how
Albert Eeinstein lived, as well as
what he did.
The Shining Moment... Mildred
Lawrence.
Janey Kirsten was certain to
be chosen as Summer Festival
Queen. She was the type to be
chosen queen of everything. Then
one day Buzz's convertible skid
ded into a tree and Janey was
left with a scar too big to disguise.
Because she wants to hide, her
rehabilitation is slow. But when
spring comes, Janey become a
queen of a different kind.
Lost and Found '
Has something of yours wan
dered off and you can't find it?
Maybe the Ashland Senior High
School's Lost and Found depart
ment in the office can assist you.
For you who can't find anything
to hang your clothes up with, be
cause you lost your clothespins,
we have two of them in the office.
For you with one ear, we have
one earring. All you people who
are running around without socks,
we may have yours in the lost
and found.
Do you find it hard to keep
your pants up, because of no belt,
or to keep your shoes together
because of no shoe-laces? Well,
stop your worrying, they might
just have yours in the office.
For you intelligent people they
have your lost dictionaries, slide
rules, pens, and pencils.
In the clothing department, they
have red and black gloves, a big
selection of scarves, and a black
sweater.
Other things you might find
in this wide variety of articles
are wallets, rings, hair pins, all
sorts of jewcry, lipsticks, two
pairs of glasses, and different
school pictures.
Some of these articles date back
from last year, but most of them
are from this year.
If you lost something, come to
the office and see if they've found
it. If they don't have it they'll
take your name, and name of
article lost, and let you know
when they find it.
A conversation
It had been a long, hard day.
"Seventy-five" Silvers, the fastest
gun in the West, had just finished
rounding up the Bustcd-Bulh
Bunch, a gang which, until re
cently, had been the leaders of
an illicit buffalo-stealing ring. It
is getting late and Silvers is
talking with a female friend.
"Well, my faithful confidant, I
feel that it is time I was moving
on."
She nodded her head faithfully,
but stood there, saying nothing.
Silvers hitched up his gun belt.
straightened his hat, and said
softly, "Martha, you know I hate
to do this, but I have sworn to
hunt down every killer in the
territory. It is my duty to keep
on, renouncing the company of
others, until I have finished.
Still, she said nothing, merely
stroked his sleeve and looked at
him with pure, limpid brown eyes.
Silvers patted her head, glanced
sadly at her, then cinched up his
saddle and mounted.
"All right, Martha, let us be
off and away!"
Martha, with a loud neigh, toss
ed her head and gallop, d off inlo
the sunset, bearing "Seventy-five"
Silvers upon his lonely quest.
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First, I think we should con
gratulate our football teams, J.V.
and varsity, on their good showing
of the season.
Did you know that there is a
Sue Kelso on the paper? The
paper is the Phoenix, Arizona
Bonanza.
Mr. Robert Day sent away for
red seat belts to have installed
in his car.
What's this we hear about
senior Mike Holt falling out of
his car November 8? What hap
pened, Mike?
The journalism class wants to
thank, all students who participat
ed in the Ugly Man contest
sponsored by the newspaper staff.
Twins with classes. This might
have been the headline in 1959
when Bonnie and Barbara Clinton
switched their classes on April
Fool's Day. They prepared weeks
ahead of time memorizing the
different roll call numbers and
where the other sat.
A boy almost told on them in
Mr. Earl Iba's world history class.
In French I, Barbara took Bon
nie's place and almost got caught
when she didn't know the answer.
While the teacher was repeating
the question, Rick Callahan told
her the answer.
Debaters . . .
Continued from page 1
interpretive reading, oratory, and
serious interpretive reading.
Other future tournaments sched
uled by the speakers are the SOC
tournament in January and the
Linfield College Tournament in
February.
BREAKFAST MATHEMATICS
Perhaps the following mathe
matics puzzler which tells about a
Mr. Smith could be applied or
compared to our principal Mr.
Gaylord Smith.
Breakfast Mathematics:
As a mathematician, Mr. Smith
noted overy thing in numbers. He
knew, for example, that his coffee
cup held exactly six swallows of
coffee.
One morning he was hurrying
to leave for work on time and
didn't notice that his wife had
filled his cup with coffee without
putting in any cream. One swallow
was enough to tell him and he
promptly, filled the cup with
cream. But two more swallows
made him decide the coffee was
a bit strong and he filled it again
with cream and drank half before
he decided to fill the cup again
with cream. He finally drank the
whole cup and left for work.
While driving to work he won
dered "Did I have more coffee
or more cream for breakfast?"
How about it? Can you answer
Mr. Smith's question?
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