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ROGUE NEWS
FRI.. MAY 26. 1961
TEN YEARS
The world-renowned Class of
'61 shall be long remembered
for its bravery shown on the
football field and in other fields
of endeavor, which are not
mentionable here.
Though these seniors will
perhaps never achieve world
fame within the next ten years,
we will find them well-established
in the modern world of
tomorrow.
In 1971, Victor and Esther
Aguilera, ice skating champ
ions, are performing in the Ice
Palace in Moscow.
Mary Asleson and her four
children are soon moving to
the North Pole.
Marianne Beagle, Ginger
Bennett, and Jacque Faske have
just completed their tour of
Lower Slobovia, and will leave
for Iran next Tuesday.
Miss Billee Kay Meams has
announced her wedding date
for the 27th time. The editor
has stated that no retraction
will be printed.
Denny Retter, Russ Blair,
and Bob Voris, with feature
vocalists Susie Folks and Jean
Forrest are now appearing at
the Satellite Room due to pass
over at any moment.
Judy Bjorlie, feature artist
of Mad Magazine, is not con
ducting a class in Art at N.Y
State University.
John Mott, Vice President of
the Gillette Razor Company, re
cently signed a contract to
sponsor the Glenn Tabor Hour
for another 10 years.
Trueman Vroman and Fred
Neumann will be seen on the
weekly Wrestling Hour.
Jim Waddell has recently re
placed Mr. Giles Green as li
brarian at AHS.
Marvin Powell and Charles
Wood have set up the first
American television station on
Pluto.
Bob Thomas, multi-million
aire, has recently donated
$100,000 for an all glass girls'
gym.
John Davis and Robert Den
zer will give a demonstration
in judo on July 4.
Roy Bailey, artist and poet,
has recently finished the sec
ond Mona Lisa on newspaper.
Paul Levison, President of
Toat Goat, Inc., has announced
his engagement to Kathy
Grimm , legal secretary to Wil
liam Lawrence.
Sylvia Brostad and Bruce
Wick, underwater demolition
team, recently destroyed the
bridge over the River Quay.
The East Side Cafe, owned
by Pat Childreth, Judy Gamble
and Vicki Sessions, will soon
be re-opened after a short un
explained closure following
New Year's Eve.
Linda Hill and Susan Atch
ley are now appearing in a
down under production of Run
away Night Horse.
Linda Neal and Pete Kreis
man have opened a parking lot
(whereabouts unknown).
Bev Click, Kathy Chappell.
Nelda Chapman, Judi Coffin
and Kathleen Decker have be
come track champions the
high hurdles divisions.
Harry Toney, Steve Stewart
and Ted Wacker, set desir-ers
for Rod Vlanderwoods latest
fiasco, "My Life Under a Dic
tator" (taken from . his high
school days). Forrest Farmer
and Richard Barnett combine
musical talents in the Tranquil
Hour, broadcast weekly from
Mt. Olympus.
Jerry Haruck and Lenn Han
non. owners of Shape It Your
FROM NOW
self, are being sued by Don
Ross for injuries received while
on the premises.
Rita Mapes and John Mitch
ell have the government of
Cuba completely out of the
hands of Duane Foster and
Alan Schmaltz. This situation
may soon be changed, due to
native uprisings led by Tom
Colusuonno, AM, PM, and FM.
Don Freeman finds taming
penguins for households to be
fascinating work. His assistants
Glen Moses and John Rhodes
find penguins to 'be very lov
able animals.
Do you know these people?
Ellen Shaw, Norman Wilson,
Norman St. Arnold, Linda Gra
ber, Nina Harkey, Althea Jen
sen, Cheri Jo Ellis, Charles La
Tourrette, Ray Olson, Mary
Setchell, Lovena Knight, Mary
Ellen Meyer, Judy Polk, Judy
Morns, Ruth Monckton, Don
ald Silver, Diane Gibson, and
Donna Hart, and Marilyn Self?
They form the chorus of "Lav
ender Stripe Garters," directed
by Linda Carmean. This group
is currently on the Dan Parker
Show on Joyce LONG-TV.
Dennis" Garrard, Globe Trot
ter, has set a record for trotting
the globe; Gene Putman, not to
be outdone, is running a close
second.
Virginia Teagarden is operat
ing a coffee house in ole Lon
don.
Sid DeBoer and Karen Fie
guth are modeling sun glasses
for Playboy Magazine.
The Lewis Trio (Mike, Jim,
and Linda) are excavating the
ruins of the fabled Senior
Bench.
Kip Osborn, cynic for the
Ashland Daily Tidings, still be
lieves space travel is impos
sible.
Becky Marion and Leona
Martin are setting the trend
in space wear.
Lana Hargis is modeling
Tall Girl Fashions for pygmies
of Angola.
Dave Anderson has just
opened a chain of mortuaries
with felt-padded marble slabs.
Dana Nelson Smith and San
dy Meggers are searching for
the dodo bird. '
Nancy Johnson is conducting
nature tours of Lithia Park.
Some of the stops on her tour
will include Robert Grow's lion
pit, Judy Walter's miniature
hydroplane exhibit, and Clau
dia Benson's petunia gardens.
We find Jack Busch and
Mary Lea Gray perfecting their
formula for instant water. Al
though the theory is discount
ed by Dr. William Cameron,
noted scientist, James Doster,
Ph.D., ORN, feels that there is
real substance to the subject.
Judy Johnson, Lynn Garrett,
Dixie Revel, Gay Schweibert,
Sara Vandenburgh, and Gayle
Weller are seeking to find how
high is Bali Hi.
Virginia Cluff jumped off a
cliff. Neither have been heard
from since.
Jamet De Korte and Denice
Gillespie have started the first
hamburger stand on Planet X.
Carolyn Holmes has been
elected the first woman Presi
dent. Judy Heitmanek recently set
a new world chess record by
defeating a defending champ
ion Pat Parsons.
Marie Kapteyn is the Miss
Universe.
Sharon Ingram and Mary
Jane James recently started a
pickle factory and found them-teU-ei
in quite a. picklement.
Betty Kerr has become the
leading figure on the Yogi Bear
Show.
Betty McDonald has become
the School Teacher of the Year
1971.
Julia Oeser has become treas
urer at the U.N. Recently, quite
a few dollars leaped the ledger.
Sharon Prettyman has be
come famous overnight because
of her hit record, "East Is
North got a compass?"
Lynda Rickenbach has be
come famous for her New Blue
Fuzz commercials.
Beverly Rodgers has her own
TV western, "Gun-sly.
Diana Savage is still Savage.
Regi Sessions is now in Paris
modelling fashions for Challe
and Abbas.
Marchial Woodell won
Oscar for her blood-curdling
performance as Lady Macbeth.
Apryl George is currently
conducting a dancing tour in
the Low Countries, because,
says Apryl, "Dancing runs in
the family."
Miles Adams has thrilled
music-lovers everywhere by in
venting a bongo that sounds
like a cuckoo clock except
of course, not cuckoo bird.
Larry Athanas has recently
written a bestrseller. Inner
Space. Wonder if he's heard of
outer space?
Don Fowler is currently em
ployed as a plumber at the state
capitol. Why a plumber?
Kent Chamberlain was last
seen in the middle of the Paci
fic Ocean in a rowboat. Neither
have been missed.
Dallen Bounds and Darrell
Bennett have become the
world's first two men to suc
cessfully climb Grizzly Peak.
All previous attempts have
failed, due to atmospheric con
ditions or something like
that.
John Bowman has become
great artist and sculptor. His
secret is simple he doesn
have one.
Dallas Brownson, Stewart
Hedges, and Mike Reymers
have been made Ten-Star Gen
erals the pride and joy of
every Junior Woodchuck.
Wayne Ditsworth and Gary
Trentham were recently honor
ed at a luncheon at the Lepre
chaun' Society for accurately
predicting an eclipse of the sun
at midnight. j
Jim Schweizer and Jerry
Burns, famous cereal scientists,
have developed a new break
fast food, sauerkraut bran, for
people with discriminating
tastes.
Bill Mansfield has the solu
tion for people who are thrilled
by commercials a long, un
disturbed rest.
Thomas Moore is the new
host of "Way Out!" Tom has
proposed to change the name
of this rollicking . comedy to
"Sleep Well Tonight!" "The
reason being, reasons Tom,
"that our sponsor makes mat
resses." Gary Jones is a professor of
languages, and is currently
studying in Paris.
Bob Hegdahl is now acting
on Broadway. Bob displays
original ideas for plays, which
have to be censored for certain
reasons.
'Jay Kaylor raises thorough
bred horses, and has a riding
stable.
Tom Kogah is an agriculture
agent in Nevada, who discover
ed how to raise corn on. the
d&wsrt.
Keith. Kramer is currently
working in a boat factory.
Mike McCartney is now
working for the state police. He
has been given special honors
for solving the case of the
Mystical Milkman.
Tom Lindsay has currently
organized an expedition to
colonize the moon.
Gordon Self has just won a
gold medal in the Olympics.
Leonard Silva has designed
new sports racer, the "Silver
Streak."
Phil McCulloch is working
for his doctorate in history.
Gary Harth is teaching judo
at Harvard.
Dave Fitch has amassed a for
tune by diving for buried treas
ure in the Arctic.
Dennis Nason is now living
on a ranch in California.
Weyburn Kenyon is taking
a speaking tour of the United
States.
Dave Green is selling real
estate at Cape Canaveral.
Lee Scott has established his
reputation as an internationally-known
psychologist and part
time beatnik.
Duane Hall is the U.S. Am
bassador to the U.N.
Jim Frazier is raising com
mercial cacti in the Everglades.
Larry Osborn is the new an
nouncer for "Art Linkletter's
House Party."
Exick Rinker is the new U.S.
Ambassador to France and Dis
neyland. Bob Nichols is currently em
ployed as Chief Dogcatcher in
Jacksonville Florida, that is.
Bob Georgianna has replaced
Rock Hudson as "glamour boy"
by popular demand of three out
of four movie-goers. The fourth
movie goer doesn't count.
Steve Harris has become a
notorious Yankee baseball play
er after stealing home plate.
Other such thefts have been
reported.
Larry Johnson is home-run
champion for the Dodgers. In
teresting hits during his career
have been six umpir-.-s, three
first basemen, two catchers,
eight pitchers, and 30 fans.
Seniors Honored
For Work in Drama
Seniors who have been espe
cially outstanding in dramatics
in the two plays during the past
year have been announced by
Mrs. Lucy Susee, director.
These seniors are the follow
ing:
Bob Hegdahl, Susie Folks,
Ruth Moncton, and Tom Lind
say, for acting in both plays;
Jim Schweizer, for acting in
the Senior Play and student di
rector of the Spring Play; and
Sylvia Brostad, for her work
as president of Thespians and
acting in the Spring Play.
Nancy Johnston, for her
work on props and programs;
Linda Hill, for her work on
make-up; Carolyn Holmes, fcr
her work on business and stage
crew; Judy Morris, for her
work on stage crew, Billee Kay
Meams, for her work on busi
ness and programs; and Kent
Chamberlain, for his work on
publicity.
Mrs. Susee also wished to ac
knowledge that she Is grateful
for the help given by many oth
er seniors and underclassmen
in both plays.
YOUR CARD, PLEASE?'
"May I have your card?"
"Sure, now may I have one
of yours?"
Such is the familiar conver
sation around Ashland High
School since the senior cards
and announcements arrived last
week.
Seniors are eagerly exchang
ing cards and just giving ihcm
to underclassmen which adds to
the excitement of this school
year's soon coming to an cr.d.
Watch Contest
Now in Progress
Once again the annual watch
contest sponsored by Henry
Carr's Jewelry Store is now in
full swing.
Senior boys and girls have
signed up for their chance at
a Bulova watch. Their names
are placed on a clock in the
window of the jewelry store.
The girls names are in the mid
dle of the clock and the boys
names are on the outside. Ono
day next week the clock will
run down and eventually stop,
picking the lucky wieners of
the new watches. The watches
will be presented to the stu
dents at the next awards as
sembly. Donna Mills and C'int in
Moore were last year"s win
ners. HONOR SOCIETY
ELECTS OFFICERS
New officers for the Honor
Society were elected Tuesday,
May 9, by the old and new
Honor Society members
Ken Stevenson received the
honor of being elected to the
office of president. Sue Thomp
son was elected as vice-president;
Peggy Parsons, secretary;
and Joy Hinkson, treasurer.
The transference on the du
ties of officers will be effective
immediately.
GRAVEYARD
REVISITED
While at Emigrant Lake, a
thrilling place to visit is the
ancient graveyard located on
the western shore.
The surrounding land was
given by Isaac and Elinore
Hill for a free burial ground
during the Indian war of 1853.
Marilyn Hill Gillette fell heir
to part of the grounds in 1864
and reserved two acres for the
graveyard. Today, the grave
yard covers half an acre, and
has been fenced and improved.
ine ciaest recorded person
buried in the graveyard was
born in 1831 and died in 1398.
The most recent grave was dug
in 1960. Two graves are un
known. Some
are:
interesting epitaphs
"Death, thou are but another
birth,
Freeing the spirits from the
clogs of earth."
"Weep not for your babe who
dieth,
For he sleeps and is at rest;
The couch whereon he lieth
Is the green earth's quiet
breast."
"Where immortal spirits reign,
There shall we met again."