FRI., MAY 26. 1961
BOGUS NEWS
PAGE THREE
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The Rogue News staff of 1961 wanti to congratulate the sen
iors upon their graduation and wish each of them the best
of luck in their future endeavors. Front row, from, left to
right, Kent Chamberlain and Karen Schopf. co-editors. Back
row: Mike Lewis, sports editor; Linda Gray, business mana
ger; Mary Ellen Meyer, exchange editor: Sally Stringer,
assistant editor; Joan Drager, photographer; Karen Feller
and Dave Anderson, advertising managers.
'I HEREBY BEQUEATH...'
As has been the custom in
past years, the Rogue News is
once more endeavoring to print
the last wills and testaments of
the senior class, who are about 1
to leave our hallowed halls. We
regret to say, that because of
lack of space, we will not be
able to print the wills of the
entire class.
Being of sound mind (?) and
body:
I, Vicki Sessions, will my
cold-catching ability to JoAnn
Weinhold. It's really handy to
have to get out of the test you
are having the next day in
Econ.
I, Sharon Phillips, will to
Babs Mantor all the fun in
econ, and all the hard work.
I, Jim Frazier, will to the
poor person who will get it
next year, my locker.
I, Mary James, 'will' what I
can and what I can't, I won't
1, Gene Putnam, will my
motor scooter to Mr. Silver, in
hopes that he will get better
gas mileage than I did, and
my bowling ball to Mr. Smith,
in hopes that he gets higher
scores with it.
I, Regl Sessions, will to Gale
Tepper, something of mine that
he wished he had. Good luck
with it, Gale.
I, Denise Gillespie, hereby
leave the front door of Ashland
High School and none too soon.
I, Miles Adams, will to the
incoming seniors my very
choice (?) locker.
I, Jim Schweizer, will my
broken locker to anyone who is
sucker enough to get stuck with
it, and my acting ability to
Keith Brostad, who already has
a good start.
I, Carolyn Holmes, will all
my econ notes, and best of all,
my econ teacher, to my favor
ite sister, Frances.
1, Sharon Prettyman, will to
anyone who could use it, my
uncouth ability to preach a ser
mon on any subject available,
to anyone who will listen.
I, Kathy Grimm, will my
outstanding ability of leader
ship to Linda Weber so that she
may be successful as a majorette.
I, Russell Blair, will my abil
ity to wait until the last minute
to do an assignment and still
jet a apod grade on sai: arsign.-L
ment to my good enemy, Jack
Mills, who will probably need
this ability.
I, John Rhodes, will all of
my good times that I have en
joyed during the past years to
anyone who thinks he could do
better.
I, Gary Jones, will my tennis
racket, FTA pin, and dinner
jacket to Judy Harper (Med-ford).
I, Sidney DeBoer, will not
will anything which will be
willed by another. The will
thai I will will will consist of
my brother.
I, Julia Oeser, will the un
paid bill from J. C. Penney for
$5.96 to Joy Farenhurst, the
new student body treasurer.
I, Mike Lewis, ain't figurin'
on dyin' yet, and I ain't givin'
nothin' to nobody.
I, Judy Gambel, will to Kar
en Brown, Sharon Greenwade,
and all sophomore girls, all of
my interests in Stew Hedges,
Don Freeman, and every other
senior boy (if I ever had any
interests).
I, Joyce Long, will all my
econ notes to Judy Benson
since she will have a new book
and have no need for them."
to Dean Leuhrs my old wrest-
ling tights, the candy-apple red
paint in my locker, and my
lovable personality.
I, Steve Stewart, will to Bar
bara Lawrence the answers on
Harry's Chemistry tests.
I, Dave Greene, will all my
hall passes to any hall-wandering
junior who needs them.
I, Forrest Farmer, do will to
Gary Wallace my ulcer that I
have acquired in the last nine
months of school, as he takes
over the post of Lettermen's
Club president for the ensuing
year.
I, Ruth Monckton, bequeath
to any likely Spanish student
all the trials and tribulations of
trying to learn such a language.
I, Don Freeman, will to Dave
Mott my inability to under
stand College Prep English
poetry. ..
. 1, Tom Colasuonno, will Mrs.
Susee to Joan Drager.
I, Jeani Forest, will my nev
er-ceasing ability to get into
an argument with Mr. Smith
to any unfortunate junior girl.
I, Bob Hegdahl, will all my
good looks, personality, and my
way with the girls to Ron Schol
er, a person who really doesn't
need them.
I, Jim Lewis, will what little
energy,- patience, and open
mindedness I now possess at
the end of this school year to
Rick Callahan. I hope he can
put them to good use next year.
I Nancy Johnston, bequeath
to Louise, Pat, and Peggy all
my nights in our four-footed
friend, Freddy. To my brother,
Ross, I will a portion of my
good grades; I'll need the rest
next year, and my ability to
make sense out of math.
I, Steve Bennett, will my
good looks to no-one and my
good times to everyone with
the hope that they get away
with some of their. own.
I, Dana Nelson Smith, will
my height to JoAnn Weinhold
I, Bruce Wick, will my right
to a good high school education
to anyone who is smart enough
to take it seriously and make
use of it.
I, Ted Wacker, will one used
senior class faculty to the jun
ior class.
I, Sylvia Brostad, will my
great leadership ability and my
wonderful acting ability to the
next president of Thespians.
I, Mike Reymers. bequeath
to Dave Mott a . letterman's
sweater that he can.. wear for
the 2 years that he Is a senior
ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS?
Are you superstitious? Do
you skirt around ladders in
stead of walking under them?
Well, if you do, you're no, a
lone. So do several other Ash
land High School students.
Two weeks ago, in the midst
MEDICAL CLUB
BEING FORMED
Mrs. Taylor, dean of girls,
and Mrs. Kanclier, the school
nurse, have been trying to or
ganize a club for girls who are
very interested in a medical ca
reer and are willing to do vol
untary work.
These girls will be trained to
do light work at the new hos
pital such as reading to pa
tients, changing flowers, and
other similar duties.
Girls are signing up now
with Mrs Taylor and will be
selected at a future date when
the club is more definite.
I, Lana Hargis, bequeath and
bestow upon Sandy .Hamilton,
the squashed cricket in my
locker (which doesn't lock) and
all of my old gum wrappers.
I, Marie Kapteyn, will my
front seat in Mr. Lewis' econ
class to any Junior having trou
ble keeping awake in class.
I, Jim Waddell, will my good
looks, spelling ability, and econ
notebook to Richard Pierce.
I, Rita Mapes, will my book
and desk in trigonometry
class to Doree Woodell so she
will have to suffer too.
I, Judy Morrisi w411..my. tin
foil ball made of gum wrappers
and the little silver box it lives
in (the tin foil ball, that is) to
Judy Anderson.
I, Kent Chamberlain, do will
to all underclassmen my charm
ing teachers and wish the form
er the best of luck.
I, John Bowman, hereby be
queath the gum under my desk
to Mr. Lewis, my worn-out gym
clothes to Mr.. Crane, and the
trash in my locker to the un
derclassmen..
r, Darrell Bennait,, feoqueab
I. Unda. HUL will to Jane
Hennifk, Stan Smith and lots
of luck, .
I, Gayle Weller, will to my
sister Wendy my sister Susan's
econ notes that she willed to
me that I never got.
I, Beverly Rogers, really
don't have anything that I want
to will, unless It would be my
good-working locker that al
ways opens when I want it to.
would will this to Barbara
Grimes.
I, ' Lenn Hannon. will my
managership of the football and
basketball teams for next year
to anyone who is foolish enough
to take it
I, Judy Bjorlie, bequeath all
my worries concerning Mr.
Apodaca and a certain "Fred
die," to all the underclassmen
who participated therein (4V4
of them) and I also will my
ability to make everything bap-
pen backwards to . Carolyn
Hamilton.
I, BUlee Kay Mearas, . will
my wonderful ability to- make
coffee for the faculty to- Jane
Hennick. .
QUIZ TIME
Do you have an extensive
vocabulary?
To take the following word
quiz check the word or phrase
you believe is nearest in mean
ing to the key word. The an
swers are written upside down.
1. palid A. weak; B. Pale;
C. dull; D. scared.
2. benign A. radiant; B. re
ligious; C. kindly; D. hopeful.
3. perfunctory A. half
hearted; B. prompt; C. thorough
D. stern.
4. cogent A.brief; B. wise:
C. convincing; D. mathematical
term.
5. chauvinism A. blind
patriotism; B. political trickery;
C. buffoonery; D. defeatism.
6. acrimonious A. humor
ous; B. emaniated; C. bitter; D.
stingy.
7. mundane A. wordly; B.
dull; C. pertaining to the moon;
D. sad.
8. riddle A. to entangle;
B. question; C, explain; D. fill
with holes.
9. sadistic A. smart; B. ma
licious; C. given to deriving
pleasure from inflicting pain on
others.
10. protocol A. unprovok
ed attach; B. aggravation; C.
viojatipn of treaty; D. rules for
diplomatic etiquette.
11. repine A. to reconsid
er; B. grow frail; C. long for;
D. complain.
12. stipend A. commond:
B. allowance; C. support; D.
prom.
and flurry of the election cam
paign, a large ladder was left
in the study hall. It was placed
in such a position that those
students who desired to go to
the front of the study hall on
the left side would either have
to go under it or hedge around
it in a space about eight inches.
During the space of one hour,
(which just happened to be
this reporter's study hall per
iod) only two brave souls walk
ed under the ladder. Approxi
mately 25 avoided it.
One of these courageous in
dividuals was a member of the
Rogue News staff. The other,
who shall remain unidentified,
paused a moment, gazed warily
at the top of said ladder, and
then scurried under it as fast
as he could.
KNOW YOUR
PRESIDENTS
How much do you know a
bout your country's Presidents?
The following quiz is designed
to answer this question.
1. Who was the youngest man
to serve as President?
2. Who was the oldest to be
elected President?
3. What three President
were assasinated?
4. What other four Presidents
died in office?
5. Who was the only Presi
dent to be married in the White
House?
6. What President never
went to school?
7. What is the President's sal
ary? 8. How many generals have
become Presidents?
9. Who was the only ex-President
to be elected to the office
again?
10. What state has contribut
ed the greatest number of Presidents?
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CONGRATULATIONS
TO THE
GRADUATES
OF 1961